Hollywood can make kino about Japan

Why hasn't the movie industry in japan collectively commit seppuku out of shame?

Seven Samurai shits on all of them. And a double fuck you for posting the Last Samurai, most moronic turd I've ever watched.

The only good thing about it is that it motivated CA to make a Shogun 2 expansion of the Boshin war and Meiji restoration.

What's the middle picture from?

ant people can't into art

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because traditional nip acting is shit. so they have to copy hollywood and let hollywood do it for them.

The Japanese love The Last Samurai and Tom Cruise.

theres been like 3 japs since WW2 that have made good movies
Jap movies are trash

looks good to me, racist redditrump

Great book; not so sure about the transition to film.

All of my animus make more sense now.

Kill yourself.

Do us all a favor and remain on >>>/sudo/ until you convince cuckmonkey to hand Holla Forums over to you.
It will never happen.

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Watch the miniseries (assuming anyone is even seeding).

Much better than Breaking Bad.

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If you removed Kurosawa from existence the elevens literally have 2 movies worth watching in 100 years of film.

The Last Samurai is fucking shit and isn't historically accurate at all.
Not even what happened at all. A golden turd like pic related will give you a better experience.

It wasn't trying to be

This

But by making the samurai ridiculously and ahistorically stubborn about their way of fighting, it rendered the message of tempered traditionalism moot by making traditionalism into retardation.

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traditinalism IS retardation you oaf

ebin

The new superior adaption of GITS will live on in peoples minds and hearts for decades to come while the original fades from memory.

Why is Motoko a jew?

Which ones?
Which movies?

I think he was being generous

Japs make great kino all the time fag

Just because there's only three Japanese directors who are reasonably well-known in the West doesn't mean nobody else has made good movies.

People have recently started whining a lot that Japanese movies are bad which can only mean it's a meme. Otherwise people would have been complaining about it for much longer.

the book was pretty much the same as the miniseries, as far as i remember
worth watching though
FARE THEE WELL OH YOU BARBAROUS MERCHANTS

Um no thanks pal

Most Japanese films are shit anyway. I swear to God Japanese people can't act for shit. They try too hard and it just comes off unnatural and awkward. Korean films are way better.

you've obviously never seen this gem

I cannot even remotely grasp why people watch JAV outside of Japan. The fuck is the point of censored porn?

This is a meme, as evidenced by the fact that people started repeating it only recently.

Actually it's a mockery of the Japanese. It mocks them with a period of their history where they transformed into a wannabe European culture, and slowly threw away their heritage.

The emperor sending away the US Ambassadors and not fully going with his crooked minister's plans is a joke compared to what Japanese society is today. Their ancestors reformist and traditionalist alike would puke if they saw Japan today. It's a mockery.

To be honest the same can be said for a lot of other uplifting movies about preserving tradition and heritage (from the past.) When they are viewed by people who would have been repulsive to those ancestors in actuality.

To the degenerate this is because the past was barbaric and we are so enlightened now, but to any sane person they know deep down that life is all horribly wrong and that the best things our forefathers gave us have been continually thrown away decade after decade, little by little. Modern life is a mockery of human life.

Shit changes. Always has and always will. Except when it comes to Japan, some people both within and outside Japan think that it was supposed to always remain in an Edo period stasis because that was when the progress of history reached its end point and true Japanese culture was invented. Right.

Looking at the uncensored bits?

You are a mockery of human life.

Tell me where I ever said that. Protip: you can't, because I never said it. Don't try to make things up, everyone can see everyone's posts.

Koreans can act though? but they all rook the same

Has japan ever made a film that won an oscar?

Four times: Rashomon (1951), Gate of Hell (1954), Samurai: The Legend of Musashi (1955), and Departures (2008). Spirited Away (2001) won an award for animation.

They've also won four times at Cannes.

Also some of those dates seem to be for when the movie was shown in the US.

Sad

Get the fuck out

When else would Western awards shows honor them?

Was tom cruise the greatest samurai?

No. Just my honest opinion. Japanese people are terrible actors.They are either too stiff and awkward or they're too animated. They just try too hard, and it doesn't come off natural. I love foreign films, I watch them all the time. Japanese films are struggle to sit through.

they sure do and sure can. They have better dramas, better films, and better documentaries. Just saying.

Jesus. Even after plastic surgery, Scarlett Johansson has a giant Jew nose.

Also, dubs for Kek.

No, you just think it is because that's how easily manipulated you are.

It's not a coincidence that suddenly everyone started chanting at the same time that the Japanese can't act and Japanese movies are bad. If that was really true people would have been saying it for much longer and with less coordination.

People have been saying Japs are shit ever since they figured out it sets off weebcucks like yourself.

You are essentially agreeing with me by saying people don't really believe Japanese acting and movies are bad. Also I am not a weeb and you have no idea what the word means.

No, I'm not actually.

Also, are you the weebcuck that sperged hard as fuck in an anime thread when someone called him a weeaboo?

Yes you are, as I just explained.


I'm not a weeb, so therefore I can't be whoever it is that you are talking about.

And also this is not Reddit, so if you want to live the Reddit lifestyle with usernames and post histories you should just go back there.

Yep, it's the weebcuck.
How's it feel sucking off tiny nip cock while everyone else laughs at you?

Again, I am not a weeb. Therefore it is not possible for me to be whoever it is that you are talking about. This is like if you told a black guy: "Hey, aren't you that white guy I saw yesterday?"

And this is still not Reddit. If you can't deal with that then just go back.

Whatever weebcuck, grorious nippon doesn't care how much you lick their asses, you're still less to them than goys are to jews.

I am not whoever it is that you are talking about. This is fact and you cannot argue against it.

Go back to Reddit.

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Why are so many people suddenly convinced that arguments have ceased to exist on the internet and they must all be samefagging?

It all adds up.

Or maybe you are just mentally ill.

I just wanted to call him for obviously being a weebcuck.

All me

You obviously can't prove or argue that I am one.

You can't prove or argue that people not liking jap shit is a fad.

It started recently, suddenly, all at once. It's clearly a meme.

No it didn't, you deluded weebcuck.

Yes it did.

And I'm not a weeb and you can't prove or argue otherwise.

No it didn't, and anyone who has actually used imageboards for any length of time would realize there's been anti-anime fags stirring shit up plenty of times, you deluded weebcuck.

We weren't talking about anime, we were talking about Japanese live action movies and acting.

And I'm not a weeb and you can't prove or argue otherwise. So why do you keep making the assertion? You have nothing to back it up with.

Where do you think you are weebcuck?

That shitting only started very recently and all at once. Because it's a meme.

And I'm not a weeb and you can't prove or argue otherwise. So why do you keep making the assertion? You have nothing to back it up with.

The same reason you keep making baseless claims and refuse to admit you're full of shit.

I haven't made baseless claims and I'm not full of shit.

t. liar and weebcuck

I'm neither of those things.

t. compulsive liar and weebcuck

I'm neither of those things.

You're boring as shit.

I have no reason to change it.