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>it's backWHAT

>>507645764Big Crimson, because I kill wathever kills me.

Why yes, I DO only play Bumpsy, how could you tell?

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>>507646994Johnny chads getting everyone to 1HP before they can spawn.

OUTTA THE WAY SPEEDLETS

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>>507645764>le epic meme gameGo back to r*ddit

>>507647434the correct sequence of a successful indie game life cycle is>show it to 4chan when it's free and infrv because they'll pirate it anyway and they're huge dicks that will discover exploits you need to fix>show it to reddit when it's polished and has a price tag because they're hipster paypigs>some youtuber finds it because they just get all their content from reddit>12 year olds beg for mommy's credit card so they can give you shekels>add dlc and skin lootboxes

that was a fun ten minutesthanks op

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>>507645764bump this shitneeds a choke edit

>>507645764What's the tier list?

>>507648802Johnny is best.

>>507648802Rough guess based on last night’s testGod Tier:Server GlitchesS Tier:The GrandguardA Tier:Crimson, Brunt, JohnnyB Tier:Rictor, BumpsyC Tier: Rex, Samantha D Tier:Zippy, ZIP, Donny, Randal

I feel like the Integrity of One-Shot Johnny's playstyle is compromised.He does not get One-Shot by anything but other Johnnies. t. Randal Main

>>507649460yeah for the first pass i did everything as literally as i could based on the stats on the meme image. someone with 5 attack does 5 damage to johnny.a lot of them don't exactly make sense that, like crimson is a straight upgrade to zippy. wanted to get something out because it's easier to iterate on something that exists than constantly tweak it in your head. i'll probably fix johnny in the first round of balance patches

>>507650641nerf Brunt

Holy shit, Bumpsy can just trap people in corners.

SOMEONE MADE A FUCKING GAME OUT OF THIS?

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>>507650641You should make a team fighting mode.

>>507645764>Choose Randal>Become the raid boss and dab on dexfags and healthlets darting around like autistic children

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>the most basic fighter is the most funI like Rictor.

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>>507647434Back to twitter

>>507652821his special is minorly op for a mascot/basic char

HOW THE FUCK DO I PLAY ETHER

>>507653858nevermind i figured it out

>>507653858Alt-F4 for the nuke attack

>>507645764are Jeepers and Billy the Red Army when combined?

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post your background musicyoutube.com/watch?v=nEeEvXM_0Ko

server dead?

what would happen if you insert a shrimp in your urethra? asking for a friend, hypotthetically..

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Charles Barkley Johny One trick reporting in

>computer too much of a potato to even play itSad I can't properly join you guys.

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>>507656292…. how even?

YEAH GLORY TO BIG CRIMSON. BOOM BOOM BOOM.

>>507656353web players are stupid resource hogs

>>507656650innit that a internet and not pc thing?

>>507656791no its still running a lot of shit in the browser on your computer. just horribly inefficiently

>>507656353It's so laggy it moves at like one frame a second.Just getting past the name screen takes forever.

>>507657025mkay, I'm not IT so thanks.out of curiosity, are rolly polly/woodlouse related to shrimps? they seem to have a similar build and all.

what is up with those immobile, invincible players? bug? hack?

>>507657189They're isopods which are also crustaceans, so they're like sorta related.

>>507657669I don't like how new my appartment is, I lived in a centuries old house in the past and I loved these little guys showing themselves from the crack where the wall and floor meet.

randal chads

>>507658013yeen peen?

>>507657517its a few different bugs i think. believe me it was worse last night.i think the cleanest way to fix it completely is make a proper lobby, but that might take awhile.

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Is Grandgaurd easy mode?You essentially have two health bars and can tank almost anything, plus you're immune to stun and poison.Been winning all my fights with him.

>>507660568seems that way in practice, which i didn't expect from the design. shield might charge too fastthe fact that it's FFA deathmatch only is also probably part of it. in a team situation i think he'd be easier to deal with

>>507660568did you get the imag- I mean. player models* from google or did you make them yourself?

>>507645764>jeepers is dlcfuck this castrated rerelease

>>507661575I think you replied to the wrong guy, bruddah.

>>507662416oops.>>507661276where did ya get the player models/shrimp from?

>>507661276K/D Scoreboard would be cool

>>507662604you can press tab. it gets stuck if you die while its up though and you have to reload>>507662543>>507661575op image is an ancient meme. i just copied them directly from that

>>507662850wonder where they took it from, I also saw a bird version of that thing.

can someone post a webm so i can look at the gameplay.

BUMPSYCHADS WHERE YOU AT

>>507664749BIGCRIMSON

>>507664743all i have are boring ones from my original tests with no other actual players

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>>507662924i'm the origin of this meme and honestly the fact that it still gets posted to this day and that somebody actually made a fucking game out of it brings me so much joy it's hard to describeyears ago i was in school for marine biology and i was just googling for pictures of cool amphipods (that's what these are, not shrimps) and i found this image and posted it with stats, pic related is the originalother people took it from there and added names and more amphipods and tweaked stats

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>>507665789>amphipods (that's what these are, not shrimps)are you fl*ppin serious? do you know how many shrimp related puns i came up with for the lore? the multiplayer server is even named cocktail-platter.battleshrimp.comi'm R U I N E Dalso do you happen to remember the real species for each?

>>507665789NO THEY’RE SHRIMP

>>507666295nobody's going to fault you, and battleshrimps is better than battlepods or whateverthis article has the photo and species names for the OG 6 at leastniwa.co.nz/blogs/critteroftheweek/156

>>507666295not him but One Shot Johnny is a Caprellidae

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>>507666295Not him, but I know Johnny's a Skeleton Shrimp.

>>507666721species name is Pariambus typicus

>>507666969>>507666721johnny is Caprella mendax

>>507666295species ID is hard but the first 6 and big crimson are all family EpimeriidaeEther Rex is family HyperiidaeGrandguard is genus Phronimanot sure about the others

Honestly this could be a cool game if you tweaked the mechanics to play more like a shmup. Make the basic attack a bullet you can see and put it on X or something.

hory shet nerf johnny

>>507668146play bumpsyshe counters johnny soo hard

>>507666718>>507666721>>507666730>>507666969>>507667210>>507667460thanks taxonomy-bros>>507667472multiplayer shmup deathmatch sounds amazing but i dunno if it would work with the shrimp theme>>507668146i'm building up a list of balance adjustments while people play. i'm thinking johnny will actually get one-shot killed by any damage except bumpsy. of course i'm also gonna make him one-shot everyone except guard and donny so you might hate it

>>507667460>>507665789what are some practical applications for marine biology? I don't mean hostility, it's a cool subject - but I get why some people get up in arms the gov pays for ocean floor mapping. I know horseshoe crabs produce antibiotic proteins we now farm, but sure there is more to it?

>>507668719I think if you make that the case you should atleast make Johnnies spawn in places furthest from the players? else you may die before being aware what's going on, or ambush someone simply by spawning ontop of them. I'd say make first hit go him to the lowest hit points, so anything second kills him off. about health, do we get a way to regenerate sometime?

CRISPY BISPY WHEN?

>>507669434>one shot johnny>get two-shotwowwww false advertising

>>507645764Holy shit bumpsy is as fun as I thought he'd be this is amazing

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>>507669781… don't they survive multiple shots now too?

>>507669434a larger map with real spawn points will help with some of that and make the zips more useful too. i want to work out some of the connection issues first, though. health pickups would probably make sense with big maps too

>>507668146>>507668719I'm surprised "One Shot Johnny" doesn't one-shot everything already.I mean, it's in the fucking name.But yes, he should get one-shot by nearly everything else as well

>>507670437I always imagined this game to play like the spaceship combat in Star Control 2.Will it be similar?

>>507670437you could pixelize the shrimp a bit? real life images sized down look weird.

How much money did you have to pay to get the www.battleshrimp.com domain?

>inb4 this game becomes the next slither.io and user makes millions by the end of the year

>get bullied by big crimson again

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So how soon should I expect degenerate shrimp waifu porn to be made? Should I check back in a week?

>>507670713This, an user from another thread showed his version of battleshrimp with pixel art and it looks great.

thread themeyoutube.com/watch?v=hma4VsGxZ_M

>>507670972We have to combine them.

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>>507670876Eh I can get it done by the end of the day

Samantha sucks dick man, I think a firerate increase and cooldown decrease is in order.

>>507670713i'll get around to it eventually but i'm no pixel artist so it might end up worse>>507670541never played but i'm checking some videos and its kinda similar. only 1 character has projectiles though>>507670769$12>>507671748probably

>>507671235Yes

>>507671814you could literally use paint to shrink the images down though? select, resize > pixels > 128x128 or smaller.

>>507647303H-He's fast!

notorious z.i.p. a best

>>507671814can you add sounds? I don't like having to make the pew pew with my mouth and yell the wilhelm scream when someone dies.

fuck grandguard

>Grandguard makes Ether Rex completely uselessI don't know if hard counters like this is a good idea. This isn't like a bad matchup in fighting games either. ER literally has 0 chance to win against a GG.

can you make Samantha's blue bubbles have knockback and more damage? she is condemned to death after using the special.

>>507674784JUSTICE RAIN- AAAAUGH

>>507674784do these creatures even have a single gender? or are they freaky herms too?

>>507665789>I remember the original threadI love you, and what this has become

>>507646816Unless whoever kills you uses a ranged attack, or teleport or pushes you back.

>>507672642probably not soon, i'm afraid it will constantly sound like the TF2 welcome to server screen if i do it before having a bigger map>>507674003GG and Rex both need work all around. i think they're the overall best and worst characters on top of the hard counter factor>>507674784maybe a tiny bit, or at least movement stoppage. i'm thinking of upping her damage and fire rate though and knockback on top of that might too muchi really gotta sort out some of the connection stability before other changes though

haha why am i invincible

>>507647984Holy shit, bumperboy's the best.

I missed the agar/sliver/diep/brutal io games

>>507677025Play up Ether Rex's enormous special stat. Make the stun blast have a bigger AoE and change his teleport into a 6 second full cloak which lets you get into position to drop the stun nuke easier, or get away form danger. He's got horrible stats otherwise so his special moves really need to be good.

C R I M S O N

>>507677456try fly.io, lotsa fun one too.

>>507677025well the description states how Samantha could lay ''mines'' How about an actual minelayer class? zero velocity projectiles that explode after a bit.

>Came here to shitpost about the fake game again>wtf theres a link>it's real

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>>507645764how the fuck do you use ether rex? is he just a big meme?

>>507679809he has 2 skills that are bound to 1 and 2

1SJ is a god

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>>507679809Rely on your specials.You're pretty fucked if a Grandguard joins the party because they're immune to poison.

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>>507681776what is that disgusting thing? I want to crush it so it's innards become outtards

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>>507682492it's adorable you psychopath

>>507682435Damn, that looks pretty cool.Also>johnny outta fuckin' nowherekek

>>507682767wait, you telling me it isn't normal to go outside with an electric bugswatter and test it out on every small and moving thing you find?

This "click near a shrimp" to attack is balls. Keep clicking as movement but bind attack to a button, and give it a visual cue too. You don't have to animate the actual shrimp but at least make a little graphic appear to show you're attacking.

>>507682318That's some bullshit. Status effects should be blocked only when shields are up, same as other passives it has.

>>507683601

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>>507684226Shaking the shrimp that gets hit would be a good visual effect.

>>507684226i thought the red circle was the attack

>>507684406rex basically has no hope of breaking his shield anyway

>>507682559>>507682435FUCKINGBULLSHIT

>>507684632Good thing there are other shrimps around to help get the shield down. It'll still be an unwinnable matchup 1v1, but it won't be so hopeless with other people around that want Grandguard dead as much as you do.

>>507684618It is but I'm mostly salty that attack and move are linked. You should be able to attack while retreating too. >>507684608This is nice too. Or make them flash red.

>>507645764>>507665789Love you anons, I remember the original thread too and it's awesome that this little "game" has come this far. >>507684226This !

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>>507684226>>507684608These. It'd be nice to have some visual feedback to your actions besides the heath bar going down.

>>507687713>>507684608>>507684226its there, might just be too hard to see on the small screeni can try to work out a directional attack while keeping click to move. current controls were made to be mobile accessible

>>507688050>mobile accessibleFuck phoneposters

I dont know how to attack.

>>507684481I do love these bugs though, the weirdbees, I love them because they make people act very strange for some reason. I've tried for a bit to buy a queen so I can have a weird bee paper house near my home.

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Jeepers when

>>507688050>current controls were made to be mobile accessibleAh, so I can blame phoneposters. Cool.

>>507688247it makes sense. people who own "smart"phones clearly aren't intelligent with their money and are more likely to spend a bunch on patreons and kickstarters

Nerf the Guard, holy shit.

>three grandguards against an etherSeems fair to me.

>>507692404ether is completely shit, basically suicide tier with crimson

>>507692721At least I can do -something- to the other shrimps.I literally can't do anything to a Grandguard because they're immune to poison.Also buff Ether please.

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>>507693731the fuck are you talking, dome wins every 1v1 so put him atleast in B

>>507645764

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>>507645764ONE SHOT JOHNNY BROS WE RUN THIS JOINT

>>507694816Dome gets shat on by high damage shrimp

Ether is fun but useless. Maybe if you camped at the top of the screen.

>>507693731>rock-out that lowhe should be B

>>507695153more like one shit johnny LMAO

>>507695489Ether has a stun which is one of the most powerful gimmick in the game to get rid of multiple glass cannons. (Mostly Johnnies and Crimsons)Using the teleport to flee is not recommended. Use it to get behind the enemy to deal extra damage while he misses his attack.To balance him he could gain a passive health regen.

>>507696235maybe remove his name tag to make his stealth actually useful

Why play Johnny if Crimson is basically the same but also has the explosion?

>>507696372seconding this

>>507696438He's quicker so you can miss him many times if he's good enough. Plus he can evade stun more easily.

>>507693731I'd put Guard up to S just because he can tank a lot of hits and is immune to status effects. That pretty much wins him the game as long as he's not being dog-piled by literally everyone.I'd bump Dome up to C. He's slow but can dish out the pain and take a lot of it too, and gets one more shot after a fatal blow.Randal should be in at least B because he an outright block damage with good timing.I love Johnny but also fuck Johnny.

>>507696235>guards in your path

Rictor Mortis > speedfags > Grandguard > Rictor Mortis ...

>Shouldn't have doubted The Dome, kid.

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>>507645764I don't really see myself firing anything. Is there a better visual indicator for attacking?

Balance Patch Alpha 0.1 incoming, prepare for downtimeSamantha bubbleshot cooldown reduced to 0.5 secondsDamage increased to 2Grandguard shield recharge time increased to 4 secondsGrandguard broken shield recharge increased to 8 secondsGrandguard is only immune to status effects while shield is upShield will instantly be broken if hit by Rex's poison cloud(will not get stunned or poisoned unless shield was already down)One Shot Johnny now lives up to his name...Also included: some attempts to improve server stability

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>>507698197Ether needs some buffs too Dev cmon

>>507697831

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NOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>507698197RIP Grandguard, it was fun while it lasted lol.

>>507698197One shot era begins

>>507698274he needs some major code changes to really fix. i'm at my day job at the moment so i'm kind of limited to minor stat tweaks

>>507698197basado

goddamit what happened?

where my 200+IQ bros at

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>>507698197Do a top 10 score like the .io games

>>507698197you're my favorite indie dev shrimp man

>>507698667Time to get revenge on those smug-ass Guardfags.

>>507698197AGE OF THE JOHNNY BEGINS NOW

this is better than any game that has yet been created

>connection errorbruh

>>507698543pls help

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ONE(1)SHOT

>>507645764>Please use the latest versionAHHH

There should be a counter for how many killing blows you have imo

What is the biggest rival to Johnny?

>>507700370press tab

>>507700563holy shit.....

>>507700552Crimson? the explosion kills Johnny if not at full health.

>>507700552I've been playing Zippy Smalls and does pretty well against Johnny, I think he's pretty underrated. He plays as a really strong scavenger just flying at people with low health/defense.

JOHNNY YE CHEEKY PRICK

the numbers dont lie, go crimson or go home

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>>507701008>>507700552all damage except bumps will now instagib johnny. Crimson is pretty obviously a suicide pact, and Samantha bubbles can cause real problems for him

What does "Please use the latest version" mean?

>>507701638refresh, game was updated.

>>507701638>>507700161refresh the page, i just patched>>507698197

>>507701428Allahu Ackbar indeed

>>507649314Donny is C tier alright when the other shrimps are too busy attacking each other Donny can clear the whole room, the only problem is he's rather large and not very stealthy.

>>507701428crimson is actually so stupidly fun. high movespeed and easy suicide aoe to just annoy the hell out of everything.

>>507701638>>507701690>>507701745Still the same error for me

>>507702157i intentionally go after donny because he can fuck you if you dont pay attention

This is unironically the best game of 2020

>>507702754tab

>>507701428How are you checking those stats?

>>507701745I refreshed but it's still giving me the error. Opening it in incognito works fine though.

>>507702929tab

>>507702951maybe it's a cookie thing?

>>507703075I figured that but deleting the cookie for the site doesn't fix it.

>>507702951Yup, this worked for me too, but now its connection issues.

>>507703075>>507702951>>507702659>>507703470yeah probably the cache or something. webshit sucks approximately all of the time. at least incognito works. i'll look up how to force the cache to refresh from the server sidealso i dont know if i made something worse or if there are just more people trying to play now but holy shit its crashing way more now

>>507703585Please add sound for the next update.

>>507703585you made a fun game so its not surprising everybody is trying to play it. also i wouldnt doubt people are already sharing this around so rip those servers

>>507703858lol i would much rather work on stuff like that but the server is on fire and people are trying to playguess i'll have to upgrade from a raspberry pi connected to the neighbor's wifi...

>>507704504Don't listen to those guys, getting the server stable should be priority one.

It's pretty crowded, may work better divided into lobbies of ten people or so

>>507703871>people are already sharing this aroundHere's hoping something gets added in that'll make undesirables clutch their pearls and run off like a shrimp called giga nigga deluxe

>>507704710definitely the top of my list. bigger change than it seems unfortunately

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>>507704776you'd think a one shot johnny named NIGGERSLAYER would scare off people sharing this in discord but i guess not

Game is unplayable as of now

>>507704908we die together, johnnyfags

Desktop version. Should run a lot smoother than webshitLinux: battleshrimp.com/shrimp-lin.zipWindows: battleshrimp.com/shrimp-win.zip

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>>507705406Somebody verify if this is shrimp porn or not.

>>507705406warning virus dont download

>>507705406wtf I hear whale noises over my hou

>>507705731>>507705406youtube.com/watch?v=_ObLKNyBCds

>>507706024blue board user, dont get the thread nuked

>>507705731i downloaded it and now mustard gas is coming out of my computer

>>507655686Only one way to find out.

>>507706256hidden ether rex buff

>>507706024wtf is this NTR

>>507645764Battle shrimp? More like battle simpPOGGERS

>>507707517Pepega and kappa ahah

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>>507706256ether braps

>>507704776>need more NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

>>507706024I can't believe I just watched a shrimp get cucked.

CRIMSON GANG CRIMSON GANG CRIMSON GANG

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>>507709957Nice.

people had made more back then

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>>507645764

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>>507711308>Worrying about the DLC>Game is in alpha

>>507711308Specimen X should allow you to transform into any shrimp for a few seconds then repeat the process.

>>507711308i want boris so i can chokeslam those faggot bumpsy

>>507711512should be ether ex on the left with his 3 specials

What's the special button? I've been clicking mouse to attack.

>>507712619shrimp specials are bound to the 1 and 2 keys

Just try to tell me Crimson isnt chad

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>>507713421based crimsonchad

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>>507711308>>507711541>>507711583Guys, do we really want Harry & johnny pairs? Personally I'd want X to shoot out a projectile that applies a random special on the target.

>>507714319anything below jasper is bloated modshit

My experience with the game so far.

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I have been converted to the zippy gangHey TIFA keep camping corners

>>507714668but i want Cereboss, Harry Big Bang and X (asuming he does a random special).

>>507714863I would if the damn server would stay connected. At least until people start hunting me. Then its CRIMSON TIME.TIFA TIFA TIFA

>>507715236I was the zippy that kept hunting you;^ )

The map is too small currently for one shot johnny

haha shrimp go boom, get fucked zoomers

>>507711308The Watchman sort of looks like Sovereign from ME1

So guys, shrimpdev could use this and I'm curious so.1: who needs to be buffed due being unviable? (multiple answers okay)2: who needs to be nerfed to make everyone else viable?

>>507717026staying in the corners as samantha is pretty much the meta right now

>>507645764>it's a gameWHAT

>>5077170261. Ether Rex: obviousOne shot Johnny: The map is too small currently for one shot johnny to have much maneuvering potential The Dome is not tanky enough at all2. Crimson: Basically OSJ but far more usable because he can survive a hit, not to mention he is a hard counter to OSJ Samantha: Corner camping

>>507717026realistically randal and brunt need some minor numerical tweaks to give them an edge, at least on their passives. as much as i hate to say it, crimson could use a slight nerf of his explosion

>>507717429And yeah Randall and Brunt barely get used

>>507717153>>507715576>tfw I made a shitty camping meta with Sam>tfw I have a person hunting me non stopWe're all gonna make it bros

>>507717153Countered by zippy mains like me, easy to doge and weave in attacks

>>5077170261. the servers need to be buffed and the map size2. the corner lagging shrimp need to be nerfed

>>507656292I'm playing on phone my man.

>this name is taken>have to refresh page to be able to click the play button again

>servers downREEEEEEEEEE

>>507718142Not gonna lie, it is fun to single out Sam's in corners. It's a nice skill based match up, if you miss your ability/I dodge it - you lose, if it lands - I'm fucked.

>>507718961>Sam player goes in corner>grandguard just tanks it and absolutely destroys herfug

Randalbros...he sucks...

FIX THE FUCKING SERVERSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>507719146Ah but where's the fun in that? All about the mad zippy bullet dodges

>>507719230Randal does truly suck >>507708513

>>507719230next patch user, the day of randal soon

>>507718961>>507719146Its true. Zippy and Grandguard get me. But I filter the shit out of the Johnny most of the time. So many dead Johnny.

>server keeps crashingI blame Johnny players

>>507719375Yeah, too easily kited.

>>507717153>>507717429weird, didn't people complain Sam was too bad?

>>507720268Metas always shift, boyo.

>>507714282Ethers don't stand a chance against lot of things.

If i hold down left click will my battle shrimp continue to attack?

>>507717026Useless:DomeOutclassed:BruntZippy smallsEther RexJohnnyRandall

basic mult-game server browser is ready, gonna patch it in soonthere's a good chance it might be worse though it's kind of a rush job since this shit is crashing every 10 minutes

>>507721830cool cool

>>507721830its better than nothing considering its fucked either way

Did anyone figure out how to make the dome work

>>507722335I just rush in when everyone's distracted and hope for the best.

Does bumpsy not kill one shot johnny?

Speednigger keeps killing me

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>>507723836he already hard counters johnny without instant kills

>>507723950Might have been the lag, then. Somehow I've bumped into a few and died anyway

>can't connect to serverI'm going to pretend the Johnnyfags are to blame.

patch going up, refresh the page, download the new desktop, etc etcLinux: battleshrimp.com/shrimp-lin.zipWindows: battleshrimp.com/shrimp-win.zip

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>>507724591computer disappeared, what do?

>>507724591>Download it>Constant error messages

>>507725070yeah i get that too

>>507725201>>507725070Just use browser version

>>507724591dont download this it turns random files on your computer into pictures of crimson

>>507725249browser version doesn't work just says use latest version

>game lags like fuck in the internet browser>download it>nothing but error messagesI just want to properly play the shrimp game.

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>>507725417>>507725201>>507725070lmao whoops. uploaded the version without debug messages now>>507725393use incognito, some peoples browsers are caching the old versions>>507725321>implying thats a negative

>>507725967can absolutely confirm, incognito is WAY smoother

>>507725967Patching on the fly, look at this madman

>>507645764>rictor mortis special on a 5s cooldown is stronger than big crimson's suicide explosion passivewho the fuck balanced this

>>507727242>shrimp>balancedloving every laugh

>>507727242crimson is high tier even without the passive

>>507726842i posted last night expecting the thread to die in 10 minutes after like 5 people and a basic server test, but there have been people playing basically constantly for the last 18 hours and i feel obligated to TRY to stabilize it lol

I'm just here waiting for Crispy Bispy to come out.

>>507727982you've realized our dreams and now we're interestedthat being said, you're not obligated at all to refine the game for a pack of retards like us, but the gameplay formula when it's not buggy is legitimately entertaining so it'd feel like a waste

>>507727982You got a real winner here shrimpdev, finally making the faithful shrimp game we all wanted. Praying it keeps going.

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nipple king baby!!!!

>>507728261>but the gameplay formula when it's not buggy is legitimately entertainingyeah, that's making me want to get it to a more professional state. its pretty great seeing so many people connected and making memes even though it was stolen from an ancient meme/spoiler]hopefully i can get it stable enough that i can leave it alone for people to play while i do real development. if not, i'll probably set up a cronjob to kill the server and restart it every 20-30 minutes or so

I think there should be some invincibility when you respawn.I kept respawning in someone else's special and died instantly over and over.

>>507728931churning out shrimp memes has been the highlight of my week, doing gods work with this project

>>507729123yeah should also keep you from harming others

>one shit johnny

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Are the servers down?I none of them are showing up when I click refresh list.

>>507717026I wouldn't worry about it, shrimpdev I suggest you do a quick first balance pass yourself just so we aren't using the stats copy/pasted from the original and focus on doing bugfixes and wait a bit for the meta to develop. No guarantee whatever's broken right now will still be broken in a week.

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>>507730814trying to get it to purge empty servers so the list stops getting huge, but i keep breaking it

Anyone else just get nothing when they try the site?

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>server connection errornice game shrimptards

>picking my hard counterNIPPLE KIIINGLove you.

>>507731745I've figured out your tricks, fiend. Now you die by my hand.love you too

guys the crabgame thread is laughing at us :(

>>507646816>main jeepers>command my army to attack you while one sits back

>>507732225thats a good point actually, jeepers would HARD counter crimson to the dirt

OUTTA MY WAY SHRIMP FUCKIN SHITS

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I live to kamikaze into johnnyfags as brunt

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Anyone got a general idea for a basic tier list yet? I'm thinking Zippy is pretty good so far

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>>507733978S - CrimsonF - Every other shitty shrimp

>>507733958lob corp/battle shrimp crossover when?

>>507734380

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>>507734380Don't reply, he's a avatarfagging tripfag that should've been banned years ago.

>>507724591I ain't clickin' that shit

>>507731649>jelly snoy PS5 battleshrimp never ever

I don't care if bumpsy sucks this is too much fun

>>507734772

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reminds me of itch.io in its prime

>five bumpsies in one room

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>>507734380I cant imagine how that could be.

server list needs a player count

>>507735507and the ability to name them so you can actually differentiate them

>attacking and moving with the same buttonbruh

>>507735861its a high skill mechanic

server list is constantly empty on my screen

>>507735362>tfw bumpin with the boys

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is shrimp kill?

>open in chrome>blank server browser, buttons do nothing>open in incognito>exact same thing>download zip posted earlier>exact same thingnigga your game don't work

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>>507736675It's working fine for m->server disconnectNevermind.

put a countdown on crimson's explosion so that people (and especially osj) can at least try to get the fuck out

its like once the game disconnects, its just done for the day or something.

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>>507738248>t. johnny main

>>507738482no seriously, they can flail around achieving nothing and then kill like three people and six jonnys with the kapow.

>>507682435>>507682559Out Fucking Skilled

>>507739682>implying johnnys don't deserve it

>>507739682stay mad 1hp shitter

Bumpsy

BUMPSY IS CUTE! CUTE! I WANT TO MARRY HER!!!

>>507741856back off creep

test

Is anyone playing right now? I can't get the server list to populate.

It keeps asking me to use the latest version, how do I update?

Bumpsy themeyoutube.com/watch?v=dGH54Oby6W0

>>507645764One shot johnny or bust.

Samantha is a fucking bullet hell

>>507742826think it just went down

>just getting used to Grandguard>slaying johnnies left and right>server goes down againfucking rip

>that one Samantha always camping in the corner

haven't played yet, is crispy brispy ini have one digit iq so i exclusively play healer

>>507743724I guess she just got kicked up the tier list.Btw what would be the tier standings for the latest version of the game?

i dunno whats going on anymore. looks like sometimes someone can disconnect so hard they rat fuck the entire server but there isn't enough information to track it down.that said, it's running a hell of a lot smoother during the times it's actually running. i'm gonna go get a bottle of whiskey and a monster so i can fix this. sorry if it crashes while i'm gone

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samantha is alright

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>>507744974M8 you deserve a pack of monsters for this. You're doing good shit here tonight.

i hope all speedfags get raped by a pack of whales

recommend me some essential shrimpcore to listen to while playing

>>507746105t. rangefag

>>507744376TIFA TIFA TIFA

youtube.com/watch?v=foP3OETosu8&list=PLFL1_kFreINVWJHpc9LDgepNjj2m0FLt2Relevant playlist: the OST of Neo Aquarium, a crustacean fighting game.

>>507746232the first thing I thought ofyoutube.com/watch?v=rY-FJvRqK0EI guess this is more flamingocore than shrimpcore

>>507746232>>507746436also relevant

>>507746232youtube.com/watch?v=szhJzX0UgDM defense shrimp theme

>>507746105filtered

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>>507746602gj me forgot to postyoutube.com/watch?v=tuE5eDrb7Y0

>>507746376I swear to God I'll hunt you until doomsday.

>>507746105You're just mad I managed to dodge your bubbles and one-shot you.

game broke. cant get a server

>>507742942please

>>507746725Hell yeah! I'm hyped for Crab Fight.

>>507669196A lot of marine biology grads I know do a lot of conservation work but then again where you live and where you’re willing to move plays a lot into it. It doesn’t exactly pay well but it’s more for being able to work in a field you’re interested in

>>507666295That's why the webm I posted yesterday of my concept was named Assault on AmphipodFound back those dumb names in a todo fileAnd as you can see it wasn't very advanced

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WHERE IS THE FUCKING SERVER I FINALLY GET OFF WORK AND THERE IS NO SERVER REEEEEEEEEEE

>>507748728I DONT KNOW user IT WONT WORK

not working, server list empty.I WANT TO SHRIMPBATTLE!

what does the backend look like? are you using apache?

>>507746436>>507746725Based and DJ Dekupilled.>nobody has uploaded California Roll (Sushi Bar Edit) on its own yetCriminalsyoutu.be/SYT2l2otKlg?t=1526

>>507746960You know where to find me!

>>507645764>battleshrimp.com/no servers found amazing...

shrimpdev was finally assassinated by the crab mafia

Guess there won't be anymore shrimpgame tonight.

How do i attack bros?

>>507750970shrimpdev said he was going get some booze and will return to resume working on things

>>507751195Anon how do you know?

>>507744974>>507751240

>>507751284Ah, well it's up now

>>507751451Not so fast, Jenkins. It just went back down!

>>507751583FUK

>>507751004Hold your click near your shrimp.

Fuck Samantha

game not working on browser for me

FUCK

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>>507752869bumped right into the grave

>Room routinely devolves into nothing but a swarm of Bumpsies and a swarm of Johnnies zerging each otherI love this game.

>>507645764Aren't these amphipods? I recognize Donny and Crimson from some articles on expeditions bringing some amphipods back from the deep.

>>507753880Yes.>>507665789

>>507754210Oh niceI can't believe what was just something along the lines of EEnE Online actually is a game now. I can't get it to work (Firefox, might be because of umatrix) but it's nice that these threads will always be immune to janny assaults from now on.

seems like shrimpdev is doing some work on it right now

>>507754580>I can't get it to work (Firefox, might be because of umatrix)Nah, the servers just shit themselves a lot.But when it decides to work it's smooth like butter.Shrimpdev's working hard trying to fix things up now.

>>507754580>>507754957>>507755025yeah i'm disabling the web client(or trying to) for a minute because i think it just sucks

>>507671927>>507670972>>507670713I'm still around, if dev is interested in the sprites maybe I can find time to draw the rest of the castMy game ran at a very small resolution though to look consistent, I don't know if pixel art would look good here

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>>507755153>>507755025Ah, ok. I look forward to playing it, glad I caught the thread before bump.

>>507755153>>507755230do ittttt pleaseee. this is the dream teamup

>>507749630>Ace of SeafoodRad stuff, the regular combat theme is my favorite.youtube.com/watch?v=R-w1VZMHZYc

>>507754210I forgot how big these could get.

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>>507742942>>507747236Third time's the charm, no matter how many times I refresh or clear cookies it keeps telling me to update to latest version, can you tell me what's up? >>507755153

Johnnies are the bane of my existence.Always zooming around picking me off.Fuck.Decided to make it bigger and add an outline for better visibility.

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>>507756292Dude just like one shot him

>>507755910pcmag.com/how-to/how-to-clear-your-cache-on-any-browser

>>507756292crimson is the ultimate catharsis when it comes to johnny fags

web back up. errors happened with desktop only>>507755230mite b kool. i have to redo the size of everything anyway, speedsters are useless at the current scale. your kelp bg also looked a lot better than my random undersea photo

>Two crimson players keep running into each other pointlessly explodingtheres literally no reason for a crimson to fight another crimson

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>>507757190and that's why it must be done

>tfw have 3rd world internet

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>>507757190I dare you to try to stop me, jonnyfag

ether nigger out

>>507757442iktf bro

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One shot Johnny all the way.

>>507757631>delta p

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>EWWWW A ROACH SO NASTY KILL IT BEFORE IT CRAWLS AWAY>Mmmm~ yummy a sea roach, this would be delicious for cocktail????

thanks for downloading my miner idiots

>>507758157it was worth it for the dolphin porn

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This is surprisingly fun. Keep it up, shrimpdev. You have no idea how glad am I that somebody has finally turned this into an actual game.

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>>507758135I wonder who could be behind this post

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>>507758135whens the last time you tried a cockroach with cocktail sauce

The game browser isn't showing any servers.

>>507758407Be patient, user. You'll get your shrimps soon enough.

>>507758398Idk what makes a roach swimming suddenly good for cocktails and platters?Maybe Roaches taste like shrimp. What i wanna know is why me and everyone else is so repulsed by the land roach but not a sea roach

>>507758407Its been up and down all night. Too many anons trying to play.

Game too popular, no servers showing up.

I WANT TO PLAY REEEEEE

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>>507755153are you planning to flesh this game out more with animations etc.? if so you should start a patreon. i'd toss a few bucks your way

>>507665789That's fucking hilarious. It always makes me smile when the original creator rears his head for mainstays in Holla Forums like that dude who made the original Crab Nicholsan thing

>>507758649Some roach species can be eaten, but typical household ones carry disease and can contaminate food they get into, making them a risk to your health.Shrimp can have nasty shit in them too but the chances of one crawling into your cereal and shitting in it is rather low. Also, shrimp taste good. Roaches tend to be oily and have a somewhat less nice crunch to them, like a lot of insects.

>>507759562That makes sense. Thanks user

ded

we need a spectator mode. i wanna watch shrimp battle on my second monitor while i get some work done

>>507761197high iq post, pls shrimdev

>>507761059This thread should stay alive, it's a momentous occasion.

>refresh list>see worlds>shit lemme get in there>type name>click join fight>server disconnect>sadnessEvery time.

>>507762464i dream of the day where shrimp pub rooms exist with dedicated servers and all the extra dlc is added

>>507761197hyper mega basedme too, I want to bet on some shrimp fights

>>507758221tch! nice try, I will never play kidtendo games

is there a chat?diep.io always needed a chat, especially team games

>>507763764shrimp cant talk, they can only fight

one shot johnny is based

great work so far shrimp dev. i'd like to see you or a team continue on with this, it's fun

whelp. i still need to fix a lot about this code but at least it's not instagibbing itself anymore

>>507765554You are a hero and I love you and your not-shrimps.

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>>507765554

>>507765554based shrimp master

>>507765554based

now to wait for vfco

does active ability proc automatically as soon as its off cooldown or is there a hotkey?

>>507766109Yes, you have to press 1 or 2

>>507755230Your attack effects are great, and the game needs more actual attack indications.

>>507765554awesome work shrimpbro

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>>507765554you are god

>fucking johnnyfag at 180 kills

imagine not maining bumpsy

>>507650641Buff Rex

I think I might've spoiled myself maining Johnny.It's just so fun to zip around, dodge shit, and delete other shrimps instantly.You have to actually try for kills with the other shrimps.Only real problems are Brunts and Crimsons that kill you if you touch them.And stray Samantha bubbles cuz fuck.