Shrek General

ITT: We talk about the Shrek movies and other Shrek related topics.

Why was there no animated Shrek movie? With all of the live action movies and spinoffs I think an animated counterpart would have served the series well.

I liked the first one. The 2nd one I think marked the downfall of the franchise. The 2nd one was good but it really hammered in the pop culture refferences that didn't fit in the fairy tale parody they were going for. Especially with that Spiderman reference in the 2nd film. That just made it age worse.

Mike (((Myers))) got tired of wearing a hot fat suit while the paint would just fuck his skin up.

SOMEBODY

ONCE TOLD ME

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THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

First one was ok, shouldn't have gone on after that

agreed.

SHE WAS LOOKING KIND OF DUMB

I remember being on a school bus with my friends on a field trip and singing this song while eating lunchables. This song makes me sad every time I see it.

does it make you sad because you miss your childhood?

WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF AN L ON HER FOREHEAD

Im sad because I'm so ronery

I didn't really like any of them, but the second one is probably the best.

WELL

sorry about that user.

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BACK TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING

First one was overrated to begin with. I thought the second one was alright. The third onwards is where it went to shit.

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2nd one was definitely best

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wait you mean literally or metaphorically?

Literally. At the end he falls off a bridge to save the protagonist and he cracks open and you see that second picture.

IT'S THE BIG SHOW

Agreed. While I enjoyed the second one, it sent the series on a way different path. It would be more enjoyable if they never made any afterwards.

DIDN'T MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN

YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB

Is that from the Puss in Boots spin-off movie? I never saw that movie myself.

SO MUCH TO DO, SO MUCH TO SEE

SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACK STREET?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DON'T GO

the tears start coming and they don't stop coming