BTW I fucked BO's wife, best part about it is that he thought the kid was his.Then he killed himself, vid related...

BTW I fucked BO's wife, best part about it is that he thought the kid was his.Then he killed himself, vid related. Also it is possible to be banned from this shit board, iv'e done it before, just try your hardest.

That is all

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peat strizza lol

post cp, get ban.

No, I was banned for some gore, for three days.
It said I was "off topic", weird reason compared to all the other dumb shit posted here.

If you don't like the threads here, just like, you know, ignore them or like, leave. Why request handholding from mods?

I hope she lived for a few seconds to feel that.

If you don't like the shitposting here, just like, you know, ignore them or like, leave. Why request users you don't like not to offend you?

why would you wish that
that's terrible

It's only possible to get banned at all now because one salty rulecuck couldn't handle this comic getting posted.

Actually posters like this is what I live for.

wew
He was just an offended nig.
He even bitched on /sudo/ - a board mostly dedicated to feature requests and bug reports - about it, clearly displaying that he didn't know what /sudo/ was used for.

Well apparently their are rules on Holla Forums then, just unstated rules.

That's what I'm talking about, dingus.
He's a rulecuck for wanting BO or vol intervention when the board is fucking fine.
Shitpost threads always die out in like a day, while actual discussion threads last for weeks.

There was absolutely no need to go crying to cuckmonkey about any of this.

Are you retarded?

I'm actually a holy man.

Well, there actually are rules.
8ch.net/tv/rules.html
It's just that they're never enforced. Especially "Off topic posts will be bumplocked or deleted."
Not that I care, a Holla Forums that's actually solely about movies and television would be fucking weird after how many years it's basically been Holla Forums with movies.

How about I kiss you right on the lips then, Mr. "Holy"?

So, retarded?

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Are you at least pretty to make up for it?

reported for metafaggotry

Nice sage

I'm still going to kiss you right on the lips.
In fact I'm going to use the tongue as well for ignoring me.

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you cuckchanners arent even subtle, its to easy to spot you homosexuals

go back

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>>>/Reddipol/

Daily reminder Freech lost.

I am not freech I am shitposting you idiot.

I AM GOING TO SUCK YOUR DICK AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

wew

Now this is nice shitposting I approve 7/10

Shitposting is never an excuse for fag enabling.

I will fag enable your fucking asshole.

I will hop on your dick and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

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Do you fuckers ever do anything other than shitposting?

Is John Cena anime kino?

why live if not to shitpost?

fuck's sake man, i even shit up my own threads because it's funny as fuck.

Same tbh fam

There are mods for this place? Seems more wild west then say /a/ who are much more stringent.

Do you ever get tired of this?

>>>/rulecuck/

This?

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I take that as an invitation?

Yes, actually.
I never shitpost on boards I actually like. Holla Forums is a great board for shitposting as it's not as bad as Holla Forums is. People say Holla Forums is Holla Forums2.0 but that stopped being true awhile ago, they're pretty strict there now so it's no fun anymore and Holla Forums has too much autism to be enjoyable to shitpost on.
Holla Forums is the best option as it has too little actual quality posting to feel like you're shitting anything up but not so much random fuckery it becomes pointless.

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user, he's clearly not interested. Can I fuck you instead?

This is my waifu, yours is shit.

Absolutely.
Just don't stop until I've made a mess on the floor

Oh into bloodplay, huh?

user suace plz, I am painfully erect.

Go fuck yourself.

fugger

3D women cannot be waifus.

I already am.

This one can.

That's mean. I like both 3D and 2D.

Do not bully the unenlightened.

What is this anime grils name anyway?

And I like you now just fuck me already goddamnit

Rinne Higaki

3D women are not pure in the slightest.

I agree

But pussy feels so great. Especially underage pussy.

Why do like these anime grils anyways? Is it just because they are pure?

Just buy a dildo you thirsty motherfucker.

This

When I was 13, I tied up this girl that was 12 with a jumprope, then beat the fuck out of her.

By the time I was done, her lip was split, her wrists were bleeding from the rope cuttin into them, one of her eyes was swollen shut, she was missing two teeth, her small tits will entirely black and blue, her pussy was bleeding, and I’m fairly sure that several bones in her feet were broken.

When I let her down, she crumpled on the floor and went into a fetal position and just hugged her legs to her chest and sobbed quietly.

I suddenly got very aroused seeing that, so I pulled out my dick (I has actually hit puberty 12, and was hairy, balls dropped and everything functioning) and started jerking off quietly. Eventually, I started to breathe harder, and she noticed what I was doing, and she just looked at me with this look of absolute horror on her face.

It was at that moment that I climaxed and sprayed probably my biggest load of cum ever all over her face and chest.

Then, I picked up her torn shirt from the ground, wiped off my dick, and tossed it to her.

I told her to clean herself up and that if she ever told anyone, I would go to her house and kill her while she slept, and that if anyone asked who hurt her, she should say a bunch of high school kids did it.

When I think back on it, I think she was the first girl I ever loved.

…god I’m fucked up.

Because they're cute.

I hope you're behind seven proxies

What are you some kind of pussy?

Having a waifu involves love, not just lust.

Yes, and also because they're cute.

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Yes
A boipussi

If this is true post pics faggot.

who cares?

I'm pretty sure he's just shitposting considering what he said here and all the other gay shit he's been randomly posting.
Either than or he's horny as fuck.

I don't have a camera

It's a mixture of both.

I do.

You're a terrible writer sweetie, stick to jerking off.

Didn't happen/10

I want to do this someday.

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You really don't, trust me.

Source: I've done it, and it smells really bad, like death

Oh I knew it was pasta. It was terrible pasta. Undercooked. You could just see the amount of effort that went into it

Death is pretty lewd tbh.

Sure, there's a certain romanticism about it.

I want to fuck her tooth hole.

How small is your dick?

I want to cuddle her and let her taunt me with nightmares about my past

Sweetie I know it's pasta, but it's terrible.
If you didn't write it then whoever did needs to stop.

Let him have his shitty fantasies

Just tell me the anime so I can jerk off to it already

But the concept is boner-worthy, a better writer needs to make one.

Katanagatari.

11/10, but be prepared for some ridiculous feels.

I don't feel a lot, are you sure this will give me feels?

That's a raisin

Some of the nicest unique artstyle I've seen in an anime and it's only 12 or 13 episodes at 40 mins each.

And yes. The end is heavy as fuck.

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Funny a complete shitposting thread turned out alright.

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It's a shit way of slaughtering a pig.
It's much faster, easier and overall more fucking efficient to just shoot it.
Shit, even going sandnigger style and cutting its throat would be way faster than stabbing it in the torso.

They stabbed it directly in the heart, but I'm not disagreeing with you.

This is a pretty good on-topic thread!