Mr. Plinkett's The Star Wars Awakens Review

Mr. Plinkett's The Star Wars Awakens Review

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The first hour is bad politically correct jokes and whining about buzzfeed.

That was fucking awful

>>>/reddit/

Not only do they not criticize the film, they actively defend it and the review is just generally fucking terrible. Wasted an hour talking about the prequels, repeating the exact same shit they already said about it and then defend Cuck Awakens for 30 minutes.

They were paid off by Disney, of course they aren't going to do a real Plinkett. They sold out, you faggots, why did any of you hold out hope?

Ugh why do these redditors keep calling my favourite review bros reddit? They should go back to reddit.

Kill yourself btw

who are trying to fool here >>>/reddit/

He touches on some important points, like the fact that every shot/scene is rehashed from the A New Hope, but he never follows through or explains that this is a bad thing and why. In fact, he outright defends it and says that it's okay because it's fun and he enjoyed it. Not to mention that the entire first hour is just an h3h3-tier buzzfeed response video.

0/10 Mike is dead to me.

I expect a shit storm is brewing. RLM have completely played their hand in this one and their hand has shit smeared over it. It's politically correct and completely misses the target by being a criticism of Star wars fandom not the movies it's self.

RLM was already struggling and I suspect this will put the nail in the coffin. It's cringe worthy in how it tries to play it safe and no longer functions at all.

For all who have watched the video on youtube:

CLICK "DISLIKE" THE VIDEO

*ON THE VIDEO

Pretty good when he actually got into the film. He spent a little too much time bitching about what some cunt or other on the internet said, like anyone cares.

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At first I thought he was going to use to ring theory to show that even the prequels had an artistic method to them, compared to TFA.

But no, it was just a total non-sequiter.

His biggest complaint is that the nigger didn't fuck the white girl. lmao

Mike Cucklosa?

It's poetry. This was planned.

This is not fucking going anywhere. It has nothing to do with TFA and seems to be just treading water without making any point.

I honestly see no reason to watch this. You can't make a funny positive review, and the point of Plinkett was to be an angry obsessive nerd.

My guess is that the (((contract))) with Disney specified a positive Plinkett review a year later.

He sort of did for Titanic.

For Star Trek (nu), Titanic, and Avatar he was upfront about how the movies had redeeming qualities but also shit that made no sense.

I'm going to guess he didn't go into any of that with TFA, because if he did it would overpower the movie.

Maybe he just got tired by his retard fanbase pestering him about the review so he pressed out the turd.

I think Disney paid for one, to be released a year later, and 100% positive.

Buying Star Wars cost Disney two billion dollars. A lot of people point to RLM when they say the prequels suck. Throwing a couple grand at a drunk slav and his bearded twink is a smart business move.

His complaint was that there was zero romance in the movie, when romance is an integral part of adventure stories. The lack of romance makes the characters feel alien to him.

There was no romance in A New Hope. He's being a cuck.

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There's no explicit romance, but there's clear indications of the characters interest in each other. The romance is implied in A New Hope. The Force Awakens has fucking nothing.

Luke and Han instantly fawn over Leia when they see her what are you talking about.

Nope; there's two implied romances.

Rey/Finn and Rey/Ren

Mike, you're drunk.

you fucking retards

That's how romances usually start when you don't pay the girl user.

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This is easily the most boring Plinkett review he's made.

By that logic TFA matches A New Hope.

Mike's just a cuck.

There's no soul or anything of value to glean from this review. It's 100% damage control.

by all means, keep watching hours of content you hate. me shitposting takes 30 seconds.

Holla Forums is an open sewer, son.

There's still some good jokes in there.

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And I thought the Cucklasa shit was just a meme.

Mike Stoklasa starts the camera

the YouTube audience sits in anticipation

WHITE PEOPLE

the audience yells out in rage at this abhorrent display

FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

the audience angry yells turns to cheers

HONESTLY, FUCK WHITE PEOPLE

the audience begins stripping naked and sending pictures to @redlettermedia

EXCEPT WHITE MALES

the audience looks confused, their dick quickly losing erection

WHITE MALES AINT WORTHY OF THE BLACK COCK

the audience cheers, their yells heard nationwide. Every woman not blacked has her womb go barren. Every white man cuts off his own penis

Mike high fives Jay as they get their asses pounded by Tyrone and Jamal

Meanwhile Mikes girlfriend is getting gangbanged in the background, each black man taking the time to seed deep inside her

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Do they go on imageboards? They might have picked up the meme that way.

What the fuck? This is just a review of a fucking blogpost.

The meme magic is getting too strong.

Kike Cucklasa really goes full-on cuckmode for this review. He's been slowly drifting in that direction for a while now, with the Suicide Squad review where he was jerking off over how great the "diverse" cast is definitely coming to mind.

I also like how he makes the one joke about blacks firing guns and then immediately shifts into the "oh come on, you know you laughed" thing, as if to shame people from making or laughing at "racist" jokes.

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FTFY

Just like TFA it was shit and boring.

I wasted 2 fucking hours of my life on this garbage.

topkek

this tbh fam

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What the fuck happened here?

tbh she's kinda cute, how the fuck did he end up with her?

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Why would mike talk about bloggers getting paid by Disney to make prequels look good? Maybe he's trying subtly tell us that he took the money and hates he's life for it.

i'll check your double dubs, but you're destined to be a master wizard some day.

Mike is a confirmed Disney shill.

its like they cranked up the CUCKOLDRY dial to the 11th power with this.


niggers are alien to the white race, they should not live in our society.

But there's a clear indication of intent. Han and Luke both want to fuck Leia and the movie makes it clear. The poses Carrie Fischer takes and the general direction of the character also support this(her dress may be featureless and white, but she's got no bra when running for a reason, and when the fabric strains you can JUST make out some skin underneath).

I mean even if you think she shouldn't fuck the black guy someone should fuck someone. The entire asexuality of it is almost offputting. Han and Luke may have needled each other over Leia but Rey essentially shuts down any idea of a romance arc and doesn't really replace it with clear motivation.

It's like he said, have Rey fuck the black guy. Or Poe fuck the black guy. Shit, have Rey fuck Chewbacca for all it matters. But Rey forms no real emotional connections with anybody except for the most platonic ass gesture in cinema way at the end that was more for the sake of itself than anything.

Shit they even went with a platonic ending in Pacific Rim but they at least tried to establish those characters as caring about each other before they went with it. Here everyone spends half the movie apart and your hero spends the remainder angrily declaring that she doesn't need anyone's help and that she can fight the entire empire hand to hand.

he probably just watches

Finn is trying to MUH DICK Rey the entire movie if you didn't notice.

Every character in the movie wants to bone Rey right up to fucking Chewbacca.

The difference is that while Han and Luke never get rejected, Finn has it made clear he won't get anywhere early on. Rey refuses any physical or emotional contact with him or anyone else for reasons that are vague at best.

The adventure formula isn't just about someone wanting to fuck, it's about the idea that the hero gets the girl at the end, or at the very least wins her affection. That look Luke and Leia share at the end of ANH isn't a sign of a relationship but it's important in establishing that there's some kind of mutual feeling there.

With Finn and Rey, Rey spends basically the entire time they're together claiming she's a strong womyn who needs no man and then he's not able to reciprocate at the one gesture she gives. So their actual relationship isn't resolved as stories are meant to resolve elements at the end. It's obviously something they wanted to save for a sequel but that's never an acceptable answer.

I don't get why it's so hard for people to understand Disney intends to make Finn and Poe gay and Rey probably single like Luke Skywalker. Remember Mara Jade doesn't exist in the new canon, so Luke may be a canon virgin.

yeah, but she rejects all their advances because she's a strong independent bint who don't need no man

Story telling is different now, they're all about the strip tease and never the fucking. The romantic plot will be dragged out for 3 movies because then Tumblr can write shipping fanfics. Remember this was an entire genre with Twilight leading the way.

Having average women chased by men is female porn. They want the female market with this so they gave no pay off this time.

This, tbh, is pretty much the ultimate "Muh Current Year". Men are fags and women are strong, independent, single asexual entities who don't need a man to complete them, and would just drag down their awesomeness. I know cuckposting is a Holla Forums tradition, but let's be honest here, nothing is more "Progressive" then men all being gay and effeminate and women being strong, single, non-sexual beings who get by using their strong, independent minds, not their bodies, you objectifying bigot. Besides, the white race would be fucked either way, through miscegenation or through "WGTOW"/Faggotry.

When Mark showed up on set they told him his character was married. I don't know if they ever gave him a new wife but that's what he says they told him. So Disney is clearly going with the idea that Luke sealed the deal with SOMEBODY.

But Disney Infinity audio and rumors of deleted scenes indicate Rey was meant to be Luke's kid until JJ somehow came to his senses in the editing room.

But back to the story structure Luke and Leia was teased until halfway through ESB when Han became a bigger deal. Even then you need to remember than Han has to do half the heavy lifting as protagonist in that one because Luke decides to fuck off to a swamp. In terms of structure they very much have to share the role of protagonist in that film.

The thing that gets me about Force Awakens is that that's a lie is was lying about quite blatantly before the movie itself hit. They were talking all kinds of shit about how people would love Phasma as the new Boba Fett because she does a bunch of totally awesome and badass stuff in the film, only for her to do nothing but bitch at Finn once then get body slammed by Chewbacca and thrown in a trashcan.

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No to defend this shit but editing exists. It's possible she has a shit load of scenes that got cut. Editing is very rarely done with time to spare, as interviews for the movie are being given it's still on the chopping block a lot of the time.

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If Phasma had a scene I guarantee it'd either have been on the special edition DVD or have had some parts remaining in the film itself. They'd probably have cut the spin trooper fight before one of their main toyline characters.

According to news the ONLY shots of Phasma got cut would have taken place after she'd been thrown in the trash and got cut after. If it was otherwise I guarantee they'd have stuck that shit on a disc to hawk extra coins out of it.

The people who hate RLM don't watch the content either, idiot. They're just retards like you who come in to shit up every thread with their reddit memes and several gigabytes of interracial porn that they only saved ironically.

We should have memed Third Reich Mike into existence instead.

Don't be too hasty to generalize people who don't like RLM. The most vocal haters are always the most spiteful ex-fans.


When's the Meme Responsibly ad when you need it?

In terms of their quality, then yes, RLM is going downhill. However their subscribers and patreons will probably just grow higher as they become more accessible to retards who don't want to think, as this review has shown.

They've become Adam Sandler.

That's because Rey is a stronk indepdent womyn that don't need no mang!

uh..

Their films like Gorilla Interrupted, Feeding Frenzy and Space Cop have been Adam Sandler level to be honest. Just them fucking around on camera for 90 minutes and their fans will defend it and eat it up vehemently.

There is a difference between a bunch of friends fucking around on camera, and 100 million dollar movies.

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It's like pottery, they mold.

No, they're like limes

It's like French, they fold.

MUUAAAAAAA THE JEWISH FILMS

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According to Twitter, the Plinkett review was racist.

There's nothing that ain't racist according to twitter.

The whedon effect is in place. Soon RLM will feel the cold sting from the audience they've chosen to pander to. The irony will be palpable.

Dead, you are dead to me Plinkett. TFA is one of the worst movies I have ever seen.

This is a prime example of a company desperately trying to recapture the wondrous magic and creative intelligence of the original trilogy, but in the end creating something that feels hollow and only seems to rehash what we've already seen.

But enough about Red Letter Media, let's get back to Star Wars.

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It was so bad it made me watch the actual movie to see how bad it is.

Nobody fucks in Star Wars onscreen. The most you see is a kiss in the second movie.

Mike is just a fucking cuck, pure and simple.

This, I don't know what the fuck people in this thread are talking about, we aren't going to get a "love scene" of any kind, even something tame like two characters laying down on a bed kissing and the chick touching the guy's back. The Anakin/Padme make-out in AotC is the most erotic we're getting.

It's just retarded fanboyism for RLM. People claiming there's a romance in A New Hope are delusional.

Absolute shit. Wasn't this meant to be a review of SW7 and not a bunch of repeated shit about the PT?

I just watched the whole thing. The intro was okay with history of Star Wars. But then in the review where they make the comparisons to A New Hope, it really gives me the impression of someone old and jaded who says "Well this is how movies and demographics are these days, I spose this movie was made for kids of this generation to introduce them to Star Wars, oh well"

Then they make a joke out all the nitpicks people made about the movie, some ridiculous, and then some more valid. But they lumped them in all together so they are stupid I guess.

Then he spends like 20 minutes going on about the diversity and no romance. Seemingly glossing over the fact that Rey has the same retardedness of Anakin in that she blows up baddies and mind tricks people without knowing how. Like when Anakin won the Podrace and destroyed the space station singlehandedly.

It started out good, with the setup, and then when it was time to hit it with some hard blows, they came off soft and apologetic. Now that they are big and have fans, they don't want to offend anyone. It's better to go looking for critics that have nothing to lose.

At least in Episode 1 anakin kind of fumbles around and accidently blows up the ship instead of just being naturally apt at everything.

Mike implies that Rey might be supposed to be some sort of reincarnation or somehow linked to Anakins memories, which sounds incredibly retarded but with Abrahams in charge i can believe it.
I get the impression Mike holds back about Rey and Dindu until he knows their whole character arc.

Wasn't there an episode 8 plot spoiler drop ages ago where Rey was revealed to be a reincarnation of Anakin, and that the Chosen One title is like the Avatar or something of the Star Wars universe?

It's like pottery.

serious heavy idpol

well user, you know what they say.

fame and money don't change you, they just make you be who you really are.

Just look at their youtube sub history when the farce awakens came out they took a huge sub hit for their review. I expect the reaction to this will be similar.

why is she so fucking ugly

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I haven't watched these guys in like a year but I'm just gonna go ahead and assume that in this vid they're acting like the typical cuck kikes that they always are

So I guess it was Mike that wanted that juicy Shaw meat.

*shaq

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You got that right, but Mike is even worse than usual this time around.

haha ebin cuckpill XD

Fuck off tyrone.

I don't think so, half the "review" was apologetism for his previous prequel reviews and a rebuttal to people who dare to disagree with the great Kike Cucklasa. The contrast he draws between the prequels and TFA in particular was very contrived and didn't feel honest at all.

Yeah, there was a supposed leak of 8's script but the thing is that it doesn't excuse the sloppy mess that was 7. JJ's mystery bawxes never have anything in them, it was a new plot point made up to make 7 seem to make sense and to excuse Ray's Mary Sue antics.

The Cuck Awakens

Remember when this wasn't haram?

i wonder if mike is going to masturbate to this

Is this meta?

This is pretty much what i thought too.

The old days when RLM was actually kinda good.

By the way, when is the review?

I mean he talked about the first 6 SW for an hour. Then he was butthurt about some website and the circle theory.
He didn't really review the movie.

Mike, you are trash.

Plinkett critique of the prequels put RLM on the map.

Plinkett praise for the new movies destroys RLM.

It's like poetry.

The way I see it he either used to behave differently when they first started dating and it's now been so long that she's sticking with him desperately hoping that he'll regain his senses or they both have some kind of horrible fucked up fetish that nobody else wants anything to do with like something inolving her shitting in his mouth or other similar disgusting stuff.

TFA is so dull and pointless people can't find anything in it to talk about.

This.

Even worst prequel (Attack of the Clones, IMO), had good stuff, things to talk, good backroungs and practical effects.

Meanwhile, the Force Awakens is like a no-movie. There is nothing interesing on it.

Is that Jessie before she let herself go?

Look at that armpit flab.

Anakin is an experienced podracer with jedi reflexes, that's perfectly understandably within his wheel house.

He accidentally gets into a dog fight in space and fucks up by landing in the ship which he rightfully decides to blow the shit out of and GTFO.

Anakin's episode 1 antics are nothing too crazy, he's your standard child hero in a children's movie. Rey isn't a child and out does experienced force users which Anakin doesn't do until the clone wars, where he's on the front lines of a galactic war fighting fallen Jedi and anti-jedi droids.

It might be the bitchy red hair Jay wanted to fuck but never could.

Could you imagine episode 1 if jj remade it? Anakin would be the one to defeat Darth Maul in combat before force pushing into that pit

Post more Biel please

Hey, plus-sized girls can be sexy too.
In her case the boobs kinda freak me out but i can't really tell why.

Like extreme cucking?

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While that is on par with shitting in a persons mouth it is also comparatively much more common and if that was it she could likely have her pick of a whole lot of other men.

Some of them even with actual business money that doesn't involve the internet and her getting a board on Reddit dedicated to jerking off to her pictures.

She's pretty cute, I don't mind some chub.

I'd rather let a girl take a huge wet shit in my mouth than willingly get cucked honestly.

Well, I remember Mike also criticized the prequels for being sterile and sexless. He's being consistent with his complaints. I agree that having zero romance (not fucking) can make the movie feel awkward and less human, but I disagree that TFA was as big an offender as the prequels.

Really, the only character this criticism applies to is Rey. Everyone else in the movie feels "human" enough. She's probably just that shitty of an actress.

But honestly, it was a little bit refreshing that she didn't get with Finn, solely because it was so expected and obviously set up. That was the one trope TFA managed to avoid. Both the classical "get the girl" trope and the Jewish "prep the bull" trope were eschewed for some reason.

Mike's just wrong all around here, and I really fail to see the point in spending an hour on ring theory if you're just going to knock it down and further hammer how much the prequels sucked. I thought it was going to eventually come full circle and show the prequels had at least a bit more creativity than focus group-tested TFA, but apparently all that was just damage control to remind us that the prequels are still worse. As if some neckbeard's wordpress speaks for everyone who disliked TFA and required all that energy debunking.

He just glossed over a lot of the movie, spending less than an hour on it, whereas for the prequels, he went scene by scene through the movies, highlighting the filmmaker's decisions. There was so much more he could have shown us from TFA.

At least the humor was decent. I enjoyed the mumbo jumbo callout.


Do you people really, truly believe they were paid by Disney, though? Is there solid evidence of that? Does Disney really give one shit about five normies in Wisconsin? Don't you think Stars Wars would make a billion dollars regardless of what Mike Stoklasa says?

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Think he made it a hour long movie for the ad revenues? That is what I was thinking but I could be wrong…


To these people, there is no such thing as "too much money". I am not trying to sound like "Capitalism is bad" fag, but sometimes they will try there best to keep their stocks up, their cash flowing, and the investors happy. Although you are right. There isn't any true evidence besides of the all the new Star Wars crap they have in there offices, but that is about it. But they will look for any or every reviewer with a high subscription number and try "influence" said reviewer.

I disagree, none of them felt very human at all. It was if they were all written by aliens who only had experienced Earth culture through Joss Whedon and after watching ANH once they decide to remake it.

Probably because Disney did some research and realized the Chinese don’t like black guys. They’ll tolerate them as comic relief, but not as the hero who gets the girl.

Perhaps. Mike is a failed filmmaker in his late thirties. All he has going for him is his e-celeb status. Capitalizing on this is something I would expect from him. Look at RLM for the last couple of years: they release more frequent, with higher production quality, capitalizing on meme culture, and recommending (apologizing for) shit movies (i.e. Jurassic World, Gravity, Star Trek and now Star Wars).

Disney knows the internet can break a movie (or at least diminish its profits). RLM is probably the biggest online Star Wars criticism. So yeah, I fully expect Disney to give these guys $10.000 in order to make $500.000 or more.

This and E;R's review was much better. How far Mike has fallen.

Okay, Finn was overly comical, especially in life-or-death situations, but I do prefer that to the prequels where no one had any sense of humor whatsoever. It is pretty fucking cringey when he starts aping Kevin Hart in that one scene with Phasma.

And the old characters, we already knew, so they didn't have to try as much.


One thing that Mike did briefly touch on and I find highly ironic is that TFA is every bit as guilty as the prequels in not showing us anything. Not being shown the scenes that develop Anakin and Obi-Wan's friendship is bad enough, but not being shown all the seriously story-crucial crazy shit that supposedly went down between eps 6 and 7 is a much worse offense. It throws even more at the audience that they're just told to go along with. It's much harder to understand who these new armies are and what everyone's motivation is. Mike was right when he said we should have seen movies of those events after the fall of the empire rather than getting a soft reboot.

That was one of the biggest problems with the prequels and I can't believe Abrams or whoever ended up writing the script would take the same lazy way out.

This review was better (and also shorter) than this new Red Shill Media "review"

Fuck, is there any review that wasn't better?

Having shit in your mouth is pretty disgusting and I'm guessing possibly dangerous due to bacteria and so is willingly getting cucked but at the very least if you're getting your mouth shit in it's something mutual rather than idling while somebody else gets involved with your girl.

Going to have to agree with him on cucking being worse than eating shit.

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It was made right after the movie screened, a lot of butthurt nostalgia cucks back then.

fuck, it's Legend of Korra all over again

Why was this plinkett made?
If he was going to cuck then why didn't he just make one of their shitty other review videos?

TFA was a garbage movie that was worse than the prequels, and I hate the prequels. There is no way to defend TFA if it were any other series that did not have the mindless droves of fanboys this film would have bombed hard and (((Disney))) would have had to reboot the franchise again with less of their feminist/communist/ diversity propaganda.

Holy shit.

really anyone who didn't see the parallels right off the bat is probably either slow or doesn't know much about either of them, not that I'd blame you.

I don't watch kid's cartoons, how is Korra similar? All I know of her is the porn.

Even Doug managed to produce a NC review that was better than this.

George was fucking right. It's like pottery, it rhymes. I want all of you faggots to apologize now.

Mike massively fucked up by adding an hour of irrelevant shit before the actual fucking review.

Another review better than Plinkett….

Mike is a hack. all hacks fawn over redheads. >muh manic pixie dream gir
It would only by worse if she was asian. thats what hacks and cucks get when they can't get any white pussy.

gb2thefuture

what the fuck is this? is this even a plinkett review or just a fucking tumblr/reddit theory blogpost? I mean what the fuck was up with that 10 minute long "Rey is reincarnated Anakin" shit?

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I hat sagers

What are you saying? I know redheads are white but come on, hacks are attracted to that shit like it was poison. Hacks are also very scared of blonde females, and usually don't want to end up with brown haired girls because they think they are too special for that.

Mike has no one to talk to and wanted money.

Annoying know it all main female character that gets away with everything, Also shit loads of retcons.

Mike Is A Cuck

He fell for JJ's mystery box meme.

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Because you're a faggot and should kill yourself.

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That is fascinating.

this guy's opening statements are my overall thoughts on the fart awakens. the only (and literally only) reason it gets any praise is because it just cut and paste episode 4's plot, which is a pretty fucking good plot tbh.

Why are some people triggered by Plinkett?

Because his opinions on the prequels do not conform with the Reddit appologist circlejerk

Forgot my picture

Some people just take his prequel reviews a bit too much seriously

(heil)

Ever notice Mike keeps dicksucking Jew Jews shitty films? He kept making excuses for Star Trek 09 and after all the shit talking in the Half in the Bag review of Into Kikeness he still recommends the movie because…reasons

Why are retards pretending the contents of a "leaked script" (granted just as much of a rumor as anything else) if a new ground breaking theory?

What does that mean? I don't usually watch this kike's films but I didn't see anything like that in the Star Trek movies.

liquidpebbles has good taste in music

See Lost. It's basically a way to disguise lazy writing so that plebs like Mike can read things into the massive holes you leave and all the plot threads you leave loose that are nonsensical and go nowhere. JJ never really thought about why Rey was powerful or how Luke's old lightsaber got into the rehashed cantina or any of that stuff. He doesn't care about the how or why or even what, it's all about unanswered questions and "mystery".

ted.com/talks/j_j_abrams_mystery_box

That's why fanboys accept Snoke without much protest, sure the Sith were defeated in the last film but eh, JJ probably got an explanation for him, right? No, he doesn't, he just needed a stand-in for the emperor in is remake. Yet, because he doesn't even bother to even explain Snoke even a little people eat it up. If he actually did write something people would hate it, like if he said Snoke was an Sheev clone. But thanks to the MYSTARY BAWX it's great comptent writing all of a sudden.

I can't think of many movies where a child protagonist has no real training or experience, and not only stands toe to toe with adults, but surpasses them several times over.

Like the "Living embodiment of the force" is already stretching believability, but when they start doing this crazy shit based on no logic, no character development, they may as well not be a character, they are now just a force of nature.

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Weird, didn't Episode I-III get like 7-8 parts to it? It broke down the entire movies into cinematic, writing, screenplay, characters, as to why they were shit on a point by point basis

This feels closer to a nostalgia critic/nostalgia chick type of deal. Set up the "climate" of the time, make a bunch of quips by strawmanning the weakest narrative complaints and knocking them over, and then complain about diversity, and romance, and kisses, for like half the actual review.

wtf.

We just were waiting for decisive confirmation thats all

JUST

no one gives a fuck

The difference is twofold. Firstly Mike didn't like the prequels. Secondly Mike actually cared about movies back then.

Now Mike is so burned out and indifferent that he just quickly pressed out a "review" of a movie he actually doesn't hate simply to satisfy his retard jewtube fanbase.
Kind of sad actually. Once he had passion for movies but it's all gone. When you pay attention to the video you notice his depression with both the industry and the current generation.

You must not have seen Home alone or Home alone 2 or The Goonies or Spy kids or.. shall I go on?

Anakin being the living embodiment of the force is confirmed in the third film. The Emperor says his master knew how to create life through the force and it's obvious that Anakin is what he made. It used to be confirmed in the extended universe even.


worse internet means smaller videos.

Home Alone is a comedy, The Goonies is about a whole team of ragtag kids outwitting some criminals, actually similar to Home Alone.

If you want to say Spy Kids and the prequels are essentially similar adventure films for kids, and that Star Wars as a brand is now about being a kids power fantasy adventure, instead of being a retelling of the classic Heroes Journey with Asian and Sci Fi aesthetics and tropes, then I guess Force Awakens is now the same thing.

A kids power fantasy where the Mary Sue or Gary Stu have no real struggles to overcome or character development, and they just do cool shit, and stuff explodededs.

Star wars was never anything more than a fantasy for kids. It was space dungeons and dragons with laser swords and the force instead of magic.

Any one complaining star wars sold out never understand star wars. Remember them selling pre orders for toys?

I could argue any story is fantasy for kids, if kids like it, it must be for kids. Is Star Trek for kids? Is Dune for kids? Is Babylon 5 for kids?

The Original trilogy had character motivations, character arcs, romantic subtext, characters growing, characters failing.

The prequels attempted to recreate this, but failed mostly.

The Force awakens doesn't have motivations, arcs, romantic subtext, growing, or failing.

Pulling out the "its just for kids" argument means you don't think any movie is worthy of critical analysis if it ends up being popular among children.

Lucas outright stated he made Star wars for little boys.

We're not discussing how shit TFA is, we're discussing Anakin you retard. The TFA maybe a bad movie but that doesn't relate to the original movies and the prequels being fantasy stories for little boys.

Remember Star wars is based on stuff like Flash gordon, which was entirely about little boys afternoon TV.

Star Wars primarily target young adults.

So like you said, you think movies for kids aren't worth critically analysing because its only for kids, and therefore having a Gary Stu tier fan fiction character is fine.

Nice strawman faggot.

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So you think Anakin the force Jesus is a good idea from a narrative standpoint?

Aside from the cucky bullshit about how diversity is good, the review otherwise is just really, really boring. This is probably the least funny and most tedious and uninteresting Plinkett review yet.

I'd actually say so yes. For cripes sake, the idea of a paragon of an order falling and shitting the bed for everyone is at LEAST as old as the story of the fall of Lucifer, let alone the whole hero's journey thing.

Read more books you fucking dipshit.

yeah it comes off as bit forced compared to the previous ones.

She is average and he is ugly so I can see why you would think "Oh shit how did he get her." Sometimes you have to realize that these guys are the actual weirdos. These are the guys who go to walmart and are looking at the star wars toys. These are the guys who you see at parties who are extremely standoffish dicks who sit in the corner making comments about people until someone confronts them then they deny that they ever said anything. These are the guys who say mean things under their breath. When I watch RLM videos I have noticed many behavioral patterns that these guys share with people I hate in real life.

So that's why star trek was universally declared total shit. Jew Jew Kikems accidentally left out his favorite writing device. The mystery box.

I'd agree it's a good idea. Thats the asumption you got from the original trilogy.

But the prequels couldn't do that. They trained a boy who was "a vergence in the force" because they wanted balance. He was no paragon, he came off as selfish, impatient, immature, and despite being a member of the Jedis or at least its council, never thought to break up the slaving ring that his mother was a part of before she died. He held lustful thoughts for the Queen, and succumbed to those thoughts which was forbidden, even before his actual turn to the darkside.

It was a good concept in theory, but none of what was executed came off as a paragon falling from grace, he was a timebomb.

So you are saying all of them are cucked and their g/fs will withhold sex now because they are being patriarchal? lel

How would one redo the prequels? I've seen people do their own versions online but they all seem so flawed.

Well yea, but what I was saying is that these guys are not the "Le cool relatable nerd dudes LMAO" these guys are just pricks and with a little intuition you can read through their snide comments and see the real miserable human bean lurking underneath. These guys are bitter and resentful.

-Throw EP I in the garbage although you may want to take some footage from it.
-Consolidate EP II and III into one film
-Reorganize Ep II and III into a coherent story
-Cut cut cut cut
End result 1 watchable but not great prequel to original star wars.

Total run time will probably be about 2 hours

o i am laffin


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_hair

dang it I forgot

-Try to make the film more about Obi-wan, make Sky-walker Vader mysterious side character.
- on EP I they were looking for a phantom menace ie return of the Sith….could make the film about that trail that leads to Christopher lee and Vader.
-Perhaps the first screen time you get with Skywalker is the lava fight (may not be possible)
which would be atthe end oft he movie.

-Cut frivolous CGI, floating chairs, terrible
characters (Jar-Jar), light sabers, kids, 50's dinners, other stupid things.

I have black hair but every so often I notice some red hairs in my beard as well as on my head…damnest thing. i better not be a shekel grabber.

But it had way worse of an execution. It's like if a fan-film with bad jokes, only with high production-values and real actors.

I didn't give a shit about what planets they were on, fuck i don't even know their names. Atleast i knew they blew up Alderaan, the Princess' planet. They told me that.

It's a fucking garbage movie. The prequels were better.

No real training? He was young but still had several years of experience in pod-racing? He got lucky this time around because all of the other times he crashed but he had a talent for racing.

And yes, he's a virgin-birth. Just like Jesus? Too much of a stretch in imagination-land?

In a rough way

You'd go with what was in your head. Make it about setting the scene in a more meaningful way. Introduce Sidious the Politican, Amidala the Queen. The Jedi academy, make Anakin and Obi Wan both trainees, start from there, have them become Jedis and meet the Queen and Sidious at the end of the film. Set up minor characters, and what everyones motivations are. Anakin is decisive, strong and arrogant, Obi Wan, is thoughtful, slow, and methodical.

Then start with Sidious making his move to start the Clone wars, have Sidious plant the seeds of doubt over how strong and effective the Jedi Council is in Anakin, have Anakin fall for the Queen, have Obi Wan suspicious of the glances they send each others way. By the end of the film Sidious and Obi Wan have left him with some sort of Catch 22 dilemma. Which causes the start of his fall.

The Jedi council finds out too late Sidious is a Sith, he uses his powers of the clones to eradicate most of the Jedi and anyone threatening his absolute rule. Anakin and Obi Wan protect Amidala. Anakin is disgusted and angry at the how weak the Jedi Council was to allow such corruption to riddle through the entire senate, knowing many of his fellows from the Academy died. Anakin is so enraged he goes to find Sidious himself, and after fighting through many enemies, he finds Sidious alone and twisted after an attack by the remnants of the Jedi Council.

Sidious tells him they were weak, and it is not him that is corrupt, it is the Jedi Council, that has grow so weak that is why they died, had they been strong like Anakin, they would have survived. Anakin cannot deny the logic in this, but he wants revenge. Just as it seems he may get it, he gets a message that Padme dies in childbirth, he is stricken with grief.

The Emperor tells him the usual line about sith power saving her etc etc, he becomes Darth Vader. There are reports of an incredibly powerful Sith Lord killing of VIP Jedi Council members. Obi Wan is tasked with defeating Darth Vader. Obi Wan uses Vaders own arrogance against himself to defeat him, Vader gets mangled, and there is no scream at the end.

That's actually due to the whole Joseph Campbell Myth Soup thing.

That was a very necessary part though.

hahaha yes we all need to remember the cool 50's dinners from our youth…. ah the pancakes.
I think my idea could work I'd have to get all 3 monstrosities ( can I call them this anymore after TFA? ) to see exactly what is possible… I would like to make it in such a way that it does not give the plot of the original trilogy away….

There were mystery boxes but the problem was that he tried opening them during the movies instead of leaving them to the sequels to open.

To be honest in IV Luke is able to pilot an x-wing even though you're only told about shooting womprats in a vehicle you never see.

nice pic user.

Star Wars is pastiche, the diner fitted in nicely with Obi Wan's noir mystery. If JJ would have made AotC he would have made it yet another cantina with the same shots of random aliens as in ANH. Lucas' Star Wars never ripped off itself, it was always fresh new ideas, often taken from other works but also often brand spanking new ones.

As Luke said to Solo in Ep IV, "I'm not such a bad pilot myself!"

Anakin is a child that races against aliens in a podrace deathmatch seemingly. And everyone is apparently fine with this. Then he singlehandedly takes out a space station by "accidentally" attacking it just trying to get away.

In the same vein Poe is able to fly the Millenium Falcon better than Han out of nowhere, with no apparently training in piloting. Is able to "accidentally" mind control people to release her from bonds, just because she wants to get away.

Sound familiar?

Some people like to reduce Star Wars to Flash Gordon but it was so much more than that, one of the greatest influences for example was Dune.

They kept telling you he was a great pilot throughout the first movie. He was accepted as an X-wing pilot due to the desperation of the Alliance for pilots and even then he was almost not allowed to fly until Biggs vouched for him.

You didn't see him flying the T-16 because there was probably no budget for that.


In The Mary sue awakens Mary Sue can out pilot anyone (Luke could not) even a Han Solo a veteran who has the Falcon for many years and knows all its little quirks( evident in ESB). Mary Sue can also fix this unique ship she has never seen or had experience working on better than Han solo who made various modifciations to the design and as such is the only one who truely understands the Flacon's mechanics other than Chewy. Luke on the other hand as stated has had a lot of light expeience "dusting crops" (as Han puts it in IV) or shooting at waump rats (not much bigger than 2 meters) in his T-16 at no point is Luke considered a better pilot than anyone else infact it is implied that they Need a pilot to get off of tatoonie because Luke and Obiwan can not fly a ship. Luke was pretty sore about when they talked with Han , but whoes going to fly it kid you? you bet I could I'm not such a bad pilot myself… Later after they attack the death star he barely gets away from Vader at the end he is saved yes saved like a maden in distress GASPS!! by Han whom shoots the tie fighters and peels Vader off of him so he can make the impossible shot he trained himself to take via kill the 2 meter wamp rats.


On top of this Ms Mary sue flew the Meillennium Falcon better than Han ever did despite the falcon suffering unknown damage being in a junk yard ( they typically drain the fuel from aircraft if they are left alone for awhile especially in junkyards). Since this was Mary sue's fantasy no gear or major parts were pilfered to sell for scrap despite the crap being in a junkyard ( go vist an airplane junkyard they are all missing parts)… physics itself was rewritten to confrom with ms.Mary Sue the Falcon crashed into the ground several times after being in a junkyard (the ship can not be operating at 100%) for a while and the ship & crew were fine

JJ is a terrible hack and he should be barred from making movies. Maybe he can get a job as a punching bag in a gym.

Well, Luke actually claims he can. They don't really need a pilot, they need a ship, at least that's what's implied.

He thinks ( difference) he can but they stick with Han

True, but we later see that he is quite able to pilot a spaceship, so I guess he was right. Of course, an X-Wing isn't quite the same as a freighter, but I don't know how much weight that holds considering that starships in Star Wars mostly serve as plot devices to get people from A to B.

My guess if you want to go full autist is that there is a difference between flying a T-16 and a larger ship probably similar to being able to master a single engine craft vs multi-engine craft or maybe VFR vs IFR you in real aircraft technically you could fly . He asks Han "whats that flashing when the deflector shield starts to fail"
He may have had some quick training before the briefing think Volkstrum ( old men and little kids of the German home guard) at the end of WWII… to quickly fill in the blank spots for the mission…. they were after all all going to die due to the death star coming in.

The prequels don't count as they break cannon to try establish space Jesus…Disney seems to have gone in that direct this time with an egalitarian SJW "jesus"

Militant feminist.

My guess is after the danger passed Luke was put into a rebel flight school.

To be competent enough to fly into space & fire weapons…. perhaps they would send instructions on how to land if they didn't cover that.

The point is there is a plausibility to Luke & his situation that gets thrown out the window for Mary Sue in TFA.
-Don't hold her hand

No they don't.

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They should have never written Anakin in as Space Jesus, alls he had to be was one of the most gifted Jedi students of all time.

Read this book, George was trying to craft modern myth, the virgin birth is a staple in mythology.

I must say that one of the most annoying things about people who criticise Lucas is the amount of backseat driving they're always doing. If people knew what they wanted they wouldn't be making shitposts or crappy youtube videos about it, they'd be making good films. Heck, many people who are only fans of the original trilogy don't even know what Star Wars actually is but have created this warped personal vision of it that only ever existed in their heads.

That book is complete shit, and the enemy of creativity.

Nothing good has come of that fucking nonsense being adopted as the manual of storytelling. Lazy kikes have used it as a connect the dots.

Egalitarian=Militant feminist = Communist constant revolution.
People are different & genders ( as in sex) are different. Equality does not exist and it can not exist.
This is the point egalitarian fails too account for and thus we see the rise of militant feminism as a result of this idea of "equality" as they see the lack of equality as proof that they are being suppressed by the other ( men) rather than truth that equality never existed for anyone.


Personally I don't believe the original Star wars turned out at all how he wanted.

What I said above also I think he wanted to do this and clumsily attempted it in the prequels as Plinkett (dead to me now) RLM mentioned. Those themes might have been in the originals simply due to the good writing and not as a conscious effort. Just speculating.

Which chapter mentions adding in Jar Jar or the Ewoks? :P

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The Ewoks were inspired by the vietcong, it might have been cutesy but I liked the traditionalist and anti-industrial themes in RotJ.

Jar Jar was a blend between a couple of mythical archetypes, savages during the colonial era and Goofy.

Mike "Cuckold in the Cargo Hold" Stoklasa

Obviously.
Did you not have the alien-reincarnation-mythology LEGO set or the diplomatic councilor action figures when you were young?

Well to be fair, the prequels were awful but
after TFA people are appreciating the prequels a little bit more (all it took was an SJW movie same thing happened to Ghostbusters 2) although I doubt anyone will in actuality "like" them. I think most people however they complain ( the prequels were fun to hate until we got TFA) see them as a lost opportunity (the direct opposite of Plinkett's review). An opportunity that perhaps might be maybe…with the help of a miracle can be somehow reorganized and distilled via fan edited into a good film. The phantom edit certainly made Ep1 a lot more tolerable for example.
TFA on the other hand is like those recent reboots that are made and forgotten. I doubt they will receive as much interest as they have less "substance" ( God help us) and we will be inundated with Star-wars movies to the point where no one will care thanks to the expanded universe.
Speaking of caring did anyone even care at all about the main characters in TFA? ( I can't even recall their names atm) I was more interested in Han, Chewy, Luke and even Leia. I think that's probably why they got the original cast back in the first place to carry the first film which they did.


Is it because they lived in trees and used soviet weapons (neolithic era stone spears & axes)?
-ha ha ha
You need to explain but I think you are trying to find deeper meaning in something that was a frivolous choice designed to show off makeup/puppetry/ CGI rather than to world build or provide a more dynamic story. I'm they were also intended as comic relief.

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Well, that was a complete waste of my time.

I fucking knew it. So america's obssesion with redheads really is a jewish thing? Fucking Stan Lee and his kike dick with muh mary jane.

Well, aside from the obvious parallels like short jungle people fighting a powerful empire with guerrilla warfare and primitive booby traps Lucas has actually gone on record and said as much.
Not at all, I'm just saying what Lucas had in mind. It's not really that deep or obscure. Same thing with the "poetry", he's been telling people about it in interviews all the time, both the overarching chiastic story structure and the echoing imagery are things he tells to anyone who would listen about.

Luke and Leia do more than look at each other in ANH; she kisses him.
I agree that TFA was comparatively sexless, and worse for it.

Rey kissed the gorilla on the forehead at the end, which I'd say is comparable to Leia kissing Luke on the cheek.

Seriously you cucks are just lunatics.

He was unconscious. She called him "my friend" in that scene. She kissed him on the forehead.
They might as well have had a flashing neon sign saying, "They don't want to fuck each other."

And Leia never kissed Han. Clearly that was a signal they would never, ever fuck.

That's not what I'm saying, you retard. I'm saying that TFA was sexless, to the film's detriment, even compared to the mildness of ANH.

No see, the problem with this argument is that it only matter if a movie is cold and sexless if:

-It's not specifically meant for kids.
-The actors aren't ugly as fuck.

Harrison Ford was named the sexiest man alive numerous times. Billy D. Williams defines cool. Before the unfortunate car wreck, soft, blonde blue-eyed Mark Hammil was considered a heart-throb. Carrie Fisher never did anything for me, but Princess Leia was definitely a sex symbol. The buns in her hair were elevated to the status of fetish. The slave costume is the stuff of legend, and let's not forget Disney specifically said that outfit was OUT.

They gushed about how Phasma's uniform was completely genderless.

Then we get a cast of incredibly ugly young actors. Daisy Ridley is flat, assless and has a giant horse maw. Her accent is horrendous.

I'm not even going Holla Forums about this, there are handsome black actors they could have used, Boyega isn't a good-looking guy. He was basically the movie's Jar Jar Binks. The more I look at it, the more I think he might actually be gay, too with that "Got a boyfriend, got a cute boyfriend?" line. Would any guy interested in a girl ask if she had a CUTE boyfriend?

The actor playing Poe is hardly a heartthrob, the guy playing Kylo has been variously described as looking awkward, derpy, and asymmetrical.

Has Lena Dunham's entire "career" not hammered this home? No one wants to see ugly people have sex. They finally announce they're tossing an Asian girl into the mix, and she turns out to be a chunky tumblr-type.

If they got a gorgeous girl to play Rey and a handsome teen heart throb to play Poe, I'd be kind of interested in seeing them kiss, but I don't want to see ANYONE in TFA fuck.

I got dragged to Miss Perrigrine's Hot Topic 1940's X-Men the other day, and admittedly in real life other than Eva Green the actresses weren't that attractive, but in the context of the movie, the way they were dressed up, the way their characters behaved… I was kind of interested in their romances. To the point that after seeing the movie I googled their age to see just how much of a perv I should feel like -the ship scene is arguably the best in the film. The redhead has no figure to speak of, but her face was alright, and the character was pretty sexy. Literal fiery redhead, has the whole Rogue "I can't touch anything because I burn anything I touch" going on, curious friendly personality. The blonde was pretty too. Pretty face, big giant goth boots, cute hair, sweet "I was hurt once, I'll never date again!" personality. It's a shame the movie was so predictable, I came away thinking "If I was 8 years old and had only seen a few movies I'd absolutely love this" but as it stands it was pretty stereotypical young adult fantasy.

I'd force push into her sarlacc pit.

I know what you mean, you see this young virile buck all the time and he's panting and sweating and you just know he should be nailing some white girl but it never happens. What's the point of having a divine black bull in your movie if he's not going to breed anyone?

I don't care which characters it involves, as long as there's some element of attraction; they seem weirdly cold otherwise.
Stop projecting.

I'd force push her onto my cock.

No, because Lena Dunhams "career" exists because she dropped out of the right vagina and her families connections enable her to pretend she's an "actress" and "entertainer". And this is getting more and more common (cf. Cara Delevingne), nepotism rules everything while the cute girls barely make D list or end up in porn.

Except they are equivalent, and your argument is retarded.

Fucking how. Leia kisses Luke with gusto while he grabs her and swings across a chasm. Later, he makes it clear that he wants to fug her when Han teases him.
There is no equivalent scene in TFA, no similar budding attraction, between any of the characters. I honestly don't care who, but some of the characters in TFA should have had a spark.

That was what Mike "Please fuck my wife, Mombasa" Stoklasa wanted though. Personally I'm fine with there not being sex and/or romance in every movie ever. It's boring as fuck.

nice blogpost

So… is the review at least funny? I don't want to spend an hour and 45 minutes without jokes.

I never cared about star wars movies to begin with.

thanks, it's for you

It has some funny bits, but it's ruined anyway because he spends almost a full hour dissecting and criticizing some random blogger's theory about how the prequels are secretly genius works of art. I mean, it's obvious that this theory is bullshit, but did we need an hour-long, comprehensive response to some random twat on the Internet?

It's strange how forced romance plots went from being almost universally hated to loved after Mike went on record wanting more of them.

Not really. Mike got all butthurt about people daring to say nice things about the prequels so he spent half the review talking about that. Then he says TFA was pretty good and that he loves diversity but thinks Rey and Finn should have gotten it on. He completely bought the whole "practical effects and less CGI" and mystery box memes from JJ since he was one of the people saying the sequel saga should be directed by him and he didn't want to admit to being dead wrong.

So what you're saying is,

Mike wants Finn to have a case of the Not-gays?

So… a Plinket review defending a movie instead of destroying it. Why did he had to take so many years to make another Plinket review? and why the fuck he had to be forced to do about a movie they liked? Why all the people I enjoy watching is a full disappointment? Still enjoy their best of the worst or their half in the bag even if they didn't enjoy barbarian rape movies.

What a homophobe

Tell me about it. RLM drones are the worst, wouldn't be surprised if they embraced forced "diversity" too now.

Because Mike very obviously isn't into it anymore. It was a stale rehash and retreading of old ground with no heart or conviction, much like TFA was. He partly made it for views and money but as the first half is all about the prequels I think he was also triggered by the re-evaluation of the prequels that happened after TFA was so shit people started reconsidering them.

I'm fairly sure forced romance is still universally hated.
A romance plot that isn't forced is a staple of great Kino since the invention of cinema though buddy

Watched the movie. Lame as fuck, and was it filled with references to miyazaki anime or its just me?

He did sort of defend Titanic before so it's not totally unheard of but even then he went into the usual Plinkett style autistic nitpicky details that fans liked and the visuals rather than what he did with this one where he seemed to just be walking around virtual eggshells.

The Plinkett review of TFA felt more like an extended Half in the Bag than a Plinkett review, it barely even had any of the standard Plinkett imagery. It's not even that they lost the ability to make that type of review as evidenced by their relatively recent Star Wars Holiday special talks where they brought up 9/11 as a joke multiple times. It's like they were legit held back by something or somebody.

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So basically it gives more weight the theories about them being actually payed to shill this movie?

Leia pecks Luke on the cheek. Before they cross a fucking chasm.

The holiday special half in the bag was two years ago. Since then they got pozzed.

Really the best way to redo the prequels without completely scrapping what we already have (Phantom Menace and half of Attack of the Clones can go though) would be to focus on the fall of the Republic and Rise of the Empire while Anakin's origin story as Darth Vader would be a smaller part of that story and not the focus. Making everything about Lightsabers and Jedi was a fucking mistake. Sure you could have some adventure story that has Jedi and lightsabers but it's mostly about fighting some really powerful bad guy with a strong and well largely populated military and stuff like the Force and lightsabers would be the crutch underdogs like the heroes would have to avoid total obliteration. But Star Wars was originally about a war between two factions that the hero got wrapped up in when it became personal. So the prequel can easily be about an underpowered fledgling Republic fighting a much more powerful enemy (maybe they were the ones that used clones so that's why the first movie referred to something as the Clone Wars) and Anakin would have been involved but then when the war would have them do things that would turn the Republic into the Empire in the Original Trilogy and Anakin would become Darth Vader. Then Star Wars as a saga would then be a eternal loop of sorts where there's always a evil superpower and downtrodden good guys fighting against the odds.

But nope, lightsabers and Yoda are what Lucas thought people cared about. Fuck Yoda.


I agree, but the problem is that these subplots dragged on for too long and didn't really feel satisfying when they finally went somewhere (especially when that somewhere is a kid with a lisp telling the viewer something he shouldn't be able to believably know) and when the movie finally got to the action and "begun, the Clone Wars has" shit the movie was already over.

Why are you repeating what I said?

Definitely.

don't forget Jean Grey

Say it with me:

Pick any comic or cartoon, they tend to have a jewish approved redhead as the main love interest. Or an asian.

A peck is nothing.

Are you actually retarded? I'm not saying people should be fucking onscreen in a Star Wars movie. That "nothing" kiss is a storytelling technique, a way of conveying some romantic interest.

Seriously dude, just stop.

The fact that you think those two kisses convey the same thing tells me you must be somewhere on the spectrum.

It tells me you are a sad fanboy.

By your logic, when Frodo kissed Sam on the forehead, it meant he was down to fuck.

Bad example because Frodo and Sam were huge queers.

Is this the part where you claim you were shitposting the whole time?

I'm not the faggot you were arguing with you paranoid nigger.

There's that backseat driving I was talking about earlier.

You know whats fucked up. When you rewatch star wars and realize that it's actually complete shit with the most generic terrible writing ever and the only thing good about it was the aesthetic and the acting.

Why? If it's between the nigger and the lead then it's just lust and bestiality not romance.

Who'd have thunk it? Now get fucked George

They don't though.

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Can you guys give me an example of forced and non-forced romance?

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That's a first. I always thought the acting as a whole in Star Wars was anywhere between "fine" and "serviceable" but nothing too exceptional.


Sure they do, it's not their fault George forgot the content of his own works just 2 decades back and thought everyone just wanted to see Yoda "pull out a little laser sword" and everyone had yet to see Jews do something even stupider than that several times over.

Stay mad George

You know what is a true enemy to creativity? Subversion.

While you have a point in that using the monomyth as a guideline for a story makes it predictable and something we've already seen, it would be beneficial to understand and examine why that is. The formula is successful, but what makes it succeed? The answer is simple - these are the themes that human beings think and care for in the vast majority of cultures. These are the themes that they identify with their own worldview and through metaphor, they help to tackle the same repetitions of these themes that each individual faces in their own lives.

You speak of lazy kikes, but the thing they do is take the staple, then subvert a trope or two of it and call it creative. Then they take that same staple, subvert a few more key elements, call it creative. So on and so forth, until your very unconscious nature revolts at the disgusting, unnatural mess that you are peddled, for it has completely lost the actual meaning of a story. It no longer serves the purpose of being a recognizable metaphor to serve as an inspiration, quite the contrary, it serves as a tool to trap you, to push unnatural ideas into your heads, to present a fake reality that is intended to replace the actual reality, instead of simply giving a metaphoric hint to live in harmony with it.

That is what you should be taking away from the monomyth and the very idea of the similar themes repeating themselves throughout the cultures. Creativity lies within telling your story, your version of these myths, using the limited amount of characters in an alphabet and limited amount of words in a language to tell something new. It will still sound similar, you can still reduce it to general principles and guidelines, because it is a human experience, and humans tend to have very similar desires, fears and obstacles, when enough reduction is applied.

However, if you want to pursue originality for originality's sake, you end up with the disturbing, grotesque, unnatural postmodern mess that kikes love to praise as high art. Sure, it's original in the sense that nobody's done it before, but that in no way means it has any purpose beyond being just that, an exercise in extremity.

accurate

Disappointing review.

Let me tell you about Cuckoldry

I was dating a white woman, I know I know, already fucking it up there. And she was fairly popular on my show. Whatever, so she asks me "hey, can I be on the show… without you?" At first I'm like what it's my show why wouldn't I be on it but she promised it would be fine. So they are watching movies, and I'm in my office writing the script for the next Plinkett review and I hear the movie stop. Interesting. So I head to JUST outside the door and I see Jay running out of the room, crying. Inside, I see the love of my life getting spitroasted by AIDSmoby and that fat guy. Immediately the whole Jay thing makes sense (he has a bit of a hard time around women).

So I watch and jerk off and afterwards she comes out acting like she "saw the movie". I tell her I saw everything and I was honestly turned on by watching my girl get plowed. "It's like my own home porno" I say. She says "really, well I've had an idea for a while, I'm going to bring some guys over and I hope you approve."

So I'm at home waiting and she arrives with a van full of guys. Black guys, all much more fit and masculine than any white man I've ever seen. I'm immediately in love. Those muscles, those skin tones, immediately reminds me of my favorite movie series ever. So I start jerking off and offer to "prep the bull". Being gangbanged by 7 black men as a warmup is honestly what all enlightened men should be striving for. I didn't cum, of course, that wouldn't be happening tonight.

They go in, and tie me down to a chair. They immediately go to work, their enhanced Nubian stamina allowing them to sport full, 12 inch erections for hours. It's amazing, watching them pass my girlfriend around like a basketball. I saw them do every position, in every hole. When they were close to climax, they got out a bowl and all came into it, making sure to keep it just warm enough to support the sperms life. When they all had cum, they mixed it and filled a turkey baster to the brim. Planting it deep inside my girlfriends vagina, they shot the combined ejaculate of 7 muscly Egyptian Pharoahs inside her. I knew it was the time of month when she was most fertile too. I never had to worry about getting her pregnant, my little cock barely got inside, and she never let me fuck her without a condom. Now I knew I was never going to fuck her again and honestly, I'm glad. I'm prepared to use all the money I make to raise as many black children as she can birth because the world can only be made better with more men like them.

JUST