Open your heart, Judas…Not your mind…

what did he mean by this?

Free your mind, and the rest will follow.

Literally "Listen and believe"

lol Jesus is gay tbh

If you open your mind while closing your heart all you will do is allow the wisdom you hear reinforce whatever it is you feel. If you open your heart, even with a closed mind you will be forced to evaluate your feelings and why you hold those feelings. It is easy to rationalize emotion away without changing the beliefs that led to them.

What was his fucking problem?

Radical Judaism.

Heh, Aragorn looks like Faramir in the hobbit trilogy. I guess I'm kinda glad they cut his scenes out.

>Just leave your brain at the door and enjoy the movie religion

Jesus listens to Slayer

he meant there's more to life than just shekels.

Explains why women are so dumb.

Open your wallet

not an argument

this is what goyim actually believe

He meant you can easily think your way into bad spots by over-analyzing things or rationalizing behaviors you know are bad, but if you listen to your conscience, to the voice of divine love within you, you can find the right path.

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Are we all going to Hell?

The source of the term is uncertain, but the Encyclopedia of Swearing stated the most reasonable and most likely origin of the term is the one proposed by Leo Rosten,[4] according to whom:


The word kike was born on Ellis Island when there were Jewish migrants who were also illiterate (or could not use Latin alphabet letters). When asked to sign the entry-forms with the customary "X", the Jewish immigrants would refuse, because they associated an X with the cross of Christianity. Instead, they drew a circle as the signature on the entry-forms. The Yiddish word for "circle" is kikel (pronounced KY-kul), and for "little circle", kikeleh (pronounced KY-kul-uh). Before long the immigration inspectors were calling anyone who signed with an "O" in place of an "X" a kikel or kikeleh or kikee or, finally and succinctly, kike.[5]

So in summary, a kike is a jew so against christianity that they won't even use the letter x.

Shut up, christcuck. Go worship your dead jew on a stick.

Jesus Christ couldn't be a Christian because to accept himself as his lord and savior would've been the height of pride, and pride goeth before the fall. For Jesus Christ to be Christian he would have to have fallen, making him actually Lucifer. Ergo, Jesus Christ, if not Lucifer, was actually non-Christian Hebrew, and consequently a kike. Checkmate, monophysites.

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This is right. Quran fixes the characterization of Jesus, though.

he meant this

He meant
Holla Forums IS A CHRISTIAN BOARD

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Quran says satan pisses in your ear, hides in your noes, and farts when you pray.
Mohammed also recommended two people drink camel's urine mixed with something I forgot.

Just because you didn't get it doesn't mean it wasn't the better edition of the story.

Nigger, what Bible version do you think you're quoting?
King James Bible's Matthew 5:22

That's a relief

What does "thou fool" mean? Does it mean something worse in context of the times or is calling someone stupid a sin? Or maybe calling someone who believes in Jesus a fool is a sin? So all of these internet atheists are going to burn in Hell right?