PAUL BLART: INTERNATIONAL ASSASSIN

PAUL BLART: INTERNATIONAL ASSASSIN

I'd rather have them make this into a movie.

or this.

That's already a movie.

what about this.

What the fuck is wrong with netflix.

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They like money?

So is another "misunderstanding the guy" plot, like Adam Sandler?

You already know this movie will happen.

paul blart Nice cop?

What did he mean by this?

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kino

Guess which channel has the exclusive rights?

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HBO?

FUND IT

It's weird because this premise isn't entirely retarded and I could see be done as an elaborate satirical comedy in the hands of a good director. But Kevin James as the main character already makes me mentally chuck it in the bin.

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It's better they spend their money on this stuff than Sense8 tier cuckery.

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They saw an opportunity with Happy Madison's sagging box office

There is an entire genre of retarded and/or accidental "spies", "super agents" etc. It's all shit.

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Do you say these things just to hurt me?

Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase will be a gay couple being "oppressed" in Russia

After shitposting in this thread, I finally watched the trailer.
I want to see the movie now, but not enough to pay for it.

After watching the trailer I'm unironically interested in watching this film.