Racism

Oh, god….two minutes in and it's already worse than I feared.

They're triggered by people calling them triggered. Also, you can't make jokes about anyone but white men if it's mean spirited.

I defended BasedBrad for some time but he's taken a ride on the cuckold express lately, throwing in SJW bullshit in his videos and giving in to neckbeard fedoratheism.

The saddest thing is he doesn't realize he's slowly making the people who defended him as one of the last good things about Channel Autism hate him and abandon him.

How. How can anyone with a brain sincerely believe that?

I think he was supposed to be playing it as Michael Jackson

He denied it

It took you this long to realize he is that fucking cucked, niggers?

I have this to offer.

I also once saw a photo of him together with Lindsay 'Nostalgia Chick' Ellis on her tweet.

#FilmGate

Blazing Saddles

These faggots need to watch shit with an open mind and not one looking for things to be upset about.

But we still do.
He died as the best Channel Autism critic.
Whoever is this faggot living in his empty shell is not Brad Jones.

He watches weird porn, Christian movies and c- list horror films instead of bizarre shit that could've been considered snuff films, stuff that was illegal in some countries and hilarious foreign films.

That's what you faggots get for defending cucks. BASED BRAD, right.

It was "truer" to the book. Which it was, word for word, but that doesn't necessarily make it a better film.

The original also has its flaws, let's be fair, but I think it wins on FX and music alone.

Whoever is talking shit about Based Slim Pickens here better watch it.

Remember that time he showed everyone his erect penis?

I bet he's actually a real weirdo.

...

I don't see the problem. Based Brad.

Vote for Hillary btw

Of course it was mean spirited, all of Roald Dahl's books were pretty damn mean spirited. They don't talk down to you, and that's why kids love them. They let you know that the world of full of nasty people, and sometimes life just deals you a bad hand.

If anything, I thought Willy Wonka got a little too sweet (so to speak) at parts, like the Candy Man song.

I thought the remake had some good parts. The songs were fantastic and I liked how horrific some of the kids fates were. It was mostly just really uninspired though. I think earlier, Beetlejuice era Tim Burton could have done a pretty good Chocolate Factory movie, but post Big Fish Burton has been mostly phoning it in.

I still find it funny how butthurt he is when people think he's a Trump supporter.

It's too bad he's become a limpwristed faggot, I personally blame him getting cucked for the fall.

I hate myself for it but I would hate fuck the shit out of Lindsay if she wore the bow tie and wouldn't get an abortion after.

Was Big Fish his last sincere effort?
Was it supposed to be a final film and then hollywood klikes flashed those slippery green backs and loli puss in front of him?
I don't know, just askin'

Why do 30 years old act like high schoolers?

Never watched them and never will
Nothing of value was lost tbh

Imagine if the song sounded like this in the movie

The parts that were truer to the book were okay, but the original shit that was added was awful. Giving Wonka daddy issues didn't do anything to make him more interesting.

So if they made another remake which they probably will, who would you want to do it?

moar

People don't grow up anymore. It's 2016.

David Lynch's Chocolate Factory would be pretty fun I guess.

The only thing I would ask Tarantino to make.

...

Now that's livin'

More Satire that became reality

trippy man. Though I think this works better with visuals rather than just a song on its own. Cuz when I just listen to this song it gets kinda weird.

That's Tom Waits for ya