I BROUGHT YOU INTO THIS WORLD… NOW I'M GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT OF IT!

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BAN?

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i remember my mom said that to me when she beat me with a pipe

She should have beaten you harder.

she was a woman so it wasn't really hard to overpower her tbh
it was hard to explain to dad why we both had bruises all over each other

You should have just told him you both had really good and kinky sex.

i did and thats why she hit me with the pipe in the first place

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Is there a bigger "Fuck you" to the audience than this shit?

wtf is this shit?

The fucking lightsabre fight following it is so shit too. How did Lucas drop the ball so hard after the excellent choreography of the first three?

This old Alec Guinness guy should really have taken notes from Ewan

I noticed that too. The old hack they got for the old obi wan looked like he never wanted to be there. He probably fucked the fight up on purpose so he could leave.

Hi newfag.

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retard

You and I are very much alike. Join me and we can rule the world.

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same, but mine was beating me with the leg of a broken table

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What bothers me is that nobody ever says yes to this, no matter how true it is.

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what did he mean by this

fly

4/10

If you kill your enemies, they win

Obi wan is like Harambe. Alive, he never did much good. But as an idea in Luke's head, he inspires the rebels to save the universe from space nazis
#dicksout

my only weakness

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You motherfucker.

This one happened to me in real life. Someone I'd just met was telling me a dumb blonde joke in restaurant. The line was long enough to reach our table. After he finished the joke he said "there's a blonde girl behind me, isn't there?" and there really was. I never thought about how funny it was until now.

Not really.

Okay, that's funny.

>WITH A LIMP

That picture always make him look like a member of Section 31.