What are some movies where the title is a total lie?

What are some movies where the title is a total lie?

wow spoilers

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Lucky number Slevin


That Horse was not lucky at all.

Jurassic Park

Tyrannosaurus, triceratops, and velociraptor all lived in the Cretaceous Period.

wtf i hate george lucas now

Star Wars

There weren't multiple different wars for a single star

Blade Runner

Not a single person ran on blades.

they only busted one ghost

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The Holy Mountain

The mountain isn't holy, it's just a movie dingus FOR YOUR HEALTH

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Jurassic World
It was an island, not a world.

that was stupid as fuck, but I laughed anyway

Godzilla
It was about two bugs wanting to fug and not about a radioactive dinosaur.

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What just2edgy fedoralord made this?

bump

oh boy, you gotta watch the movie.

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Evil Dead is pretty cool guy

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Place was noisy as fuck with the siren and cacophonic monsters, and there wasn't a hill to be seen for miles.

And they even let that one out again to kill Bill Murray.

Fuck you for reminding me of that movie

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well it's not called "ghostsbusters"

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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

was not a documentary about 9/11 from the view of Tolkien characters

they never tell us what the meaning of life is

you don't understand
it's not "Monty Python's The Movie about The Meaning of Life"
this movie is the meaning of life

guess I might as well commit sudoku then

I'd watch that.

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Bane is in a dark shirt. He rises from his knees.

well, that really makes you think

everyone knows the fires of Orthanc can't melt steel beams.

David Wong, a turbo feminist sjw and editor of Cracked.

Look like edgy shit for == DEUS VULT!! TAKE JERUSALEM!! == chistfags.

At least that one had a point at the very end.

ZOOM BACK CAMERA!

the war was anything but civil

Someone didn't watch the fucking ending.

Go and read the book you pleb.

Apparently a producer insisted on keeping the title because he worked on the original

I did
I was warned prior to the movie that it's not a faithful adaptation, and only takes the comedic elements, so I should not take it seriously
(Not like the book was "serious" either, though)
Probably the only reason why I enjoyed the movie, but I did enjoy it nonetheless

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Total Recall

He doesn't remember shit

Minority Report

You must be an expert

there are some jams but none of them are performed in space

Hold the fuck up, I could've sworn they did something in space during that movie.

nah, you're confusing it with back in action

Well, the Monstars come from another planet in the Looney Tunes world.

I have never seen that movie.


I might just be thinking of when the aliens are planning shit before they started kidnapping everyone, but I could have sworn there was some space shit going on in the middle of the movie.

It's been like 14 years since I've seen it though.

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Like pottery

He is a Blackman faggot. Niggers are the one that chimp out on the streets, they are like NWA.
Blackman are the one that actually try to be humans and bring something to the world. Otherswise we can say you are a redneck white trash for the same comparison

SMHTBH

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who would have thought
how about you find and compare actual hits

Morgan Freeman isn't a nigger, you nigger.

Didn't the Looney Tunes world take place in the earth's core?

They were referring to the fat fuck who tried to fuck the guy who shared his name.

Who?

that'd be nice if it weren't for all the shitty memes

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They are getting killed left and right, and we can assume the humans kill even more afterwards.

It never falls to any enemy, only a few places blow up before it recovers.

Not all of them are angry.

None of the grapes in the movie were full of wrath or had any ill motives.

It's sad, when Wong wrote John Dies at the End, he wasn't an SJW. Sometime between writing John and Dave in the temple of Xanalthulhu, and This Book is Full of Spiders, he became one, hard.

He used to sperg out and attack people with these long rants on Reddit. It got so bad, even Reddit banned him, and deleted all his posts.

He's the one responsible from turning Cracked into a funny website for above average intelligence college dudes, to the SJW shitfest it's become.

Did you actually ever watch the original user?

Nah, that's a chicken chompin' nog if I ever saw one.

ED changes its address a lot?

And does in not anymore?
I remember the domain changing every other fucking tuesday

How bad was This Book is Full of Spiders?

I read about halfway through the online version of John Dies at the End and it went to total shit, then I bought the published version and read up to that point and it felt leagues better but I still never finished it and I bought This Book is Full of Spiders while anticipating actually finishing it.

RIP cracked tbh

Technically it was down a golf hole, which I've always interpreted as being a wormhole between Earth and the planet/dimension the Looney Tunes are from. I figure that's the only way it makes sense, because otherwise, you'd be right. And if that were the case it would make no sense how the Monstars would come from outer space and end up coming to the Looney Tunes' world rather than the real one.

Back in Action, meanwhile, was just Roger Rabbit without the WWII racial subtext

What the fuck happened? I liked John dies at the end both the book and the movie … but this clown has lost his fucking mind