Literally Reddit: The Actor

Literally Reddit: The Actor

REDDIPOL

I bet poleddit loves him.

He's a pretty cool and likable guy tbh.

REDDIT: THE REDDIT

TIME FOR A MEME FART, YOU BOOB

who is reddit and why does he wear the fedora?

Because it is lined with tinfoil to keep the evil jooooooos mindbeams from preventing him from posting pictures of drumpf

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Personally I don't mind him as Indiana Jones. In fact I think he is a good leading man that we need for adventure films these days. He looks good as Indiana Jones.

He's literally the reddit version of Brendan Fraser

I thought the fedoras where Bernie supporters, or are they libertarians or atheists? Its so hard to keep up with these days.

So he has to pay the alimony?

Jurassic World convinced me that he can't play any role that isn't exclusively comedy role. Sam Neill has that comfy father figure persona, Jeff Goldblum's can be a funny and chill intelligent guy, Bob Peck was the Clint Eastwood of Jurassic Park, but this Pratfaggot was a farce through and through that lacks any masculine personality.

reddit & Holla Forums love him

what went right?

Hollywood died and bodybuilding.

HA HA HEE HEE REDDIT
HO HO HA HA CUMSKIN
HAW HAW HAR HAR REDDIPOL

fuck off goon.

Reddipol literally btfo.

This should give you NEETs hope. Wait, no it does not. You have to have a good face to be able to pull it off.

well fuck me

Nobody will

you can always get a hooker.

literally for you

pratt got fit for zero dark thirty. was his character in that one a funny? i never actually saw it.

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Real men start at 30+ BMI

HARDY HEE REDDIPOL CUMSKIN REDDITOR DRUMPF GABBER GUBFLOOFER

I wish I could work the ugly out of my face.

cheer up man its all about attitude.

I'm infinitely more fucked in that case.

Well perhaps he's wondering why someone would enlighten a man before tipping his hat.

You're a Euphoric guy.

are you angry all the time?

No, but I do whine a lot on anonymous imageboards.
Otherwise I'm an emotionless robot irl.

Whats reddit about him?

I think the people here got pissed because of the humor. They think humor is reddit. I'm glad to see that there's a Hollywood celebrity that's pro-gun. That and he'll be acting with Kurt Russel who is also pro-gun in Guardians of the Galaxy 2 is something I'll be looking forward to.

He doesn't Correct the Record™️ so obviously he's reddit.

Humor is bottom of the barrel entertainment.

Really I thought that would be found footage horror movies.

Great guy with all-American values.

truly the leading man we need.

James Cameron married a hot blonde and is a cuck redditor.

Like most gay pornstars.

Mexican crack dealers too. Also, visit r/guns.

He's still trapped in the jew constructed political realm like most dumbass plebs in jewlywood and reddit then. People like Mel Gibson isn't.

See the the fit argument. It doesn't make you not reddit.

I'm sure most of the people who browse reddit aren't jewish.


Horror too.

How is he allowed in Hollywood

I've never been. What's it like? :^)

is r/guns anything like /k/?

gotta find out by yourselves

I just browsed it for a bit seems like a place where they talk about guns in general. Not unlike any gun forum I've seen. Not quite like /k/ since they don't talk about the politics that /k/ does.

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fuck you

for you, my kind gentlesir. And may I add: you are a gentleman and a scholar.

His dance-off shtick in GOTG was pretty Reddit. Besides that, he's great.

OP, why do you like Reddit so much? You keep trying to associate good things with it.

Everything I've learned about this guy is good.

-Was homeless for a while, tried out acting on a whim.
-His part on Parks & Recreation was initially only supposed to last one season with him being a supporting character for another character, but his ad-libbing was so funny he became more popular than the show's star character and absolutely eclipsed the character he was supposed to be a supporting character for.
-His ad-libbing constantly cracks up Aubrey Plaza, to the point that her covering her face and laughing often makes it into the show.
-Met Anna Farris while filming a movie together, discovered they both had bug collections and they instantly fell in love.
-Likes wearing patriotic shirts, loves America and teaches his kids about stuff like the Constitution. Owns firearms.
-Is able to easily transition between ultra buff and slightly chubby. Is perfectly happy being slightly chubby because every woman he meets wants to sleep with him either way.

Dude's got a level of charisma very few male actors have these days. Most of them are bland, wimpy, got their jobs through nepotism or are metrosexuals. Pratt is on a very short list of guys whose name doesn't make me angry when talk of a remake is discussed. He can pull off being an action star, he can pull off comedy.

He's good people.

Chris Pratt as Jones is better than the manlet kike they got to play young Han Solo.

But Harrison Ford is a kike.

The manlet point drives home the most for me. Alden is 5'7 while Ford is 6 feet tall.

Alden there is a full fledged jew and was discovered by Spielberg in a Bat Mitzvah. Meanwhile, Ford's mother was jewish while his Dad was catholic.

Hrm, what did he mean by this?

Nothing. OP is just jealous that someone managed to get /fit/, laid and a career while he was shitposting on an imageboard.

so celebrity-worshipping losers from leddit are also here, hm

"I don't like being jewish, but it's good for my career."

Is he playing him when he was twelve?

I still don't get why they need to do a Han Solo movie. We don't need to know his origin that and his origin is pretty basic. He's a Corellian who joined the Imperial academy sent to escort a slave who turns out to be Chewbacca they become friends and escape becoming smugglers.

in a perfect world, men like me would not exist

he's just normalfag: the actor

redditors are Patton Oswalt

not him but you come off as really insecure

insecure? how the guy just told how it is.

I liked him a lot actually before my parks and recreation hate kept building up to the boiling point.

and I can confirm his presence on any scene is really likeable, the writers could treat him like shit but his delivery would always come out top making a highlight to the episode.

i'm reaching, we're user and text-based so it's hard to tell. I just get the vibe that he was triggered when he heard all those positive things about Mr. Reddit so he characterized someone listing those things as "celebrity-worshiping" even when it was literally just listing factual occurrences

it's funny because autists like that don't realize that they are as boring, predictable, and faggy as reddit because they essentially dedicate their existence to being not-reddit

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