Why does Kevin Smith look so young?

Why does Kevin Smith look so young?

Is this the power of weed?

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Who is that chick, though?

His daughter.

Stop with the viral marketing. No one here wants to watch it.

He looks like he got all the fat sucked out of him

She looks like billy crystal in princess bride

It's the power of stretching your face into a silly grimace with eyes wide open to make all the wrinkles disappear because your fear of surgery beats your vanity.

billy crystal with less wrinkles.

Does Kevin Smith always wear a hockey shirt?

Tactical baseball caps

Yes

not a impressive as the karate kid

damn he aged like fine wine.

He stayed golden

Eyebrow grafts.

Idk about Yoga Hosers. I want to see it and like it but I know it'll most likely end up being the wurst movie of the year. I wish we could get "Jay & Silent Bob Go To Hell" or something like that.

I do

hey it's the "every thread about a movie is marketing" guy.

Fuck off intern. Nobody cares about your corpulent lefty hack or his munter daughter.

It's probably the same guy who keeps making anime threads.

You failed to get trips therefore your post is invalid

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Shill confirmed. Also check em

DUDE

WEED

LMAO

That's his daughter? Huh, I was expecting someone uglier.

She is ugly, that picture doesn't look anything like her.

Her face is fine enough if it weren't for that huge Jewnose and chin that destroy the symmetry.

okay

She looks fine. Not particularly good, but not awful, either.

if she looks that bad after a professional makeover, that doesn't count as 'fine'.

sage negated

I'm pretty critical about facial features, and even I think you're being over the top. It's not like she's Maisie.

Wha did she mean by this?

Some dirty goy laid his filthy subhuman hands on her, so her father is apologizing.

This is a Laci thread now, faggot.

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Why is her mouth so big?
How much cum could fit in there at once?

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Is she a Hobbit?

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Good lord, she looks like a womanlet.

hehehehe eh wew

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Why in the fuck is this thread being sagebombed with Laci pictures?

Why is it being sagebombed at all? Do you not understand how sage works? It's not a downvote. You'd have to make like 300 posts for it to do anything.

She's a 10/10 tbh


Because this is a self moderating board and shill threads are for sucks. Now comment on Laci or gtfo.

Yes, he always dresses like a teenager from the 90s

If you're so concerned about viral marketing and shilling, why aren't you complaining about Trump's personal meme army?


Just filter the spam

Go ply your trade on kikebook, Abraham.

That bed is around 40cm high. So she's less than 1.50m tall. No wonder her tits look so big: They're average sized tits strapped to a tiny woman. Also explains the head. At her size it's always out of proportion.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

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Le bearded story man.

Nope money

It's the only thing that covers his man tits

any good movie with him?

Kevin Smith was a time and a place that doesn't exist anymore.

Her tits are small, pushing them up like that doesnt fool anyone whos actually seen a woman naked before

Cop Out is highly underrated, I was laughing all the way through it

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back had some funny moments but otherwise, no. Smith is a shit director who makes no effort to improve his craft whatsoever. His shit is the most lazy shit imaginable

Naw, probably just a different girl.

She's a low C cup pretending to be D. They're small.

You're nitpicking. Even if C they're still top shelf sweater puppies.

Who the fuck names his daughter Harley Quinn? Goddamn you fat fuck!

Does he also have a son named Darth Vader?

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Are their any actual nudes of her?

Alas, no.
:^{|

Why would you want to see a naked hobbit?

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If he had lost weight sooner instead of just making self-deprecating jokes about it, people would have cared

Seeing as how this is a marketing shill bread to promote the film debut of a hideous munter it wouldn't be complete without you.

I did manage to find this

Yeah there are some good fakes

Clerks is great as a snapshot of what a lot of GenXers were going through in the 90s. Chasing Amy is also decent in how it reveals how dykes are just sexually confused retards.


Kill yourself. Cuck Out was trash.

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Yeah weed is estro so maybe a little.

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please stop posting this cunt here it rustles my jimmies.

Posting an ad then repeatedly bumping it rustles mine

haha wow someone should tell every lesbian that she's just "confused", you figured it all out after thousands of years, why aren't you rich?

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