Zendaya’s SPIDER-MAN Role Could Break The Internet

I guess its a good thing Spiderman made a deal with Satan and got divorced after all.

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Spiderman doesn't wear a cape.

Iron man is capeshit
Hulk is capeshit
Captain America is capeshit
Ant Man is capeshit
Spider Man is capeshit
Western superheros are capeshit

Touché.

Thank you Captain Autism.

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The term capeshit has cape in it because some of the most popular depictions such as batman and superman wear capes, making them iconic. You would know this and wouldn't have needed to make your asinine post if you weren't a fucking newfag piece of shit from reddit.

ftfy

The comics were trying to warn us!

>>>/freech/

>>>/suicide/

HOL UP

Do these fucks realize they're only making sure it flops? Films with prominent nigger roles don't make as much money outside America and a few cucked european countries as other films, plus add to that the typical boycotting that comes for whatever reasons every time they try to play the progressive angle or fuck with the comic's basic, iconic facts.

And what's worse, every single fucking time there's a nigger in a main or side role they just need to show just how much of a nigger attitude s/he's got and how much of a nigger-culture lover s/he is. Look at the Karate Kid remake with that Smith kid it was unbearable for fuck's sake I'm not even American and I'm
MAD

more niggerwashing

latimes.com/entertainment/envelope/cotown/la-et-ct-sony-marvel-pascal-20150211-story.html

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The resemblance is uncanny!

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She looks white enough tbh.

She's Mary Jane Watson.
Are you surprised?

I don't even care anymore. I more bothered that Parker's bully, Flash, is a skinny unthreatening-looking faggot. Seriously, checkout this guy. He has 0 intimidation factor.

Parker could take him on without Spidey powers.

Holy fuck, I'm a spic too and I look more intimidating than he does.
He looks like someone who'd get bullied than the one doing the bullying.

Same here. I've never been overly thrilled over capeshit movies anyways, but this shit is getting way out of control and I'm done caring about this.

They can go as far as to make Captain America a trans Filipino, adopted by an Ethiopian nigger and a Swedish male-to-female dragonkin tumblrina and even then, I wouldn't care anymore.

Guess it's finally time for me to hit the Criterion collection, once and for all.

Probably this version of Flash is a LGBT SJW who wants to remind Peter how much he benefits from his cishet white privilege. Hence the "bulling" towards him.

Sony just turns everything to shit don't they

lol i'm a chink manlet, even i felt like want to beat this shitskin.

honestly i just fucking hate the media

if I want a good spiderman movie I'll just watch the first two Raimi films, fuck you guys, he got it right the first time

Not even Kim Jong Un was able to tear down the stupid hack that is Amy Pascal. She will be destroying franchises in the near future. She also wants to make a biopic about Zoe Quinn

Fuck if I care honestly

This is not really new. At least with the result being WM/BF in an action movie for boys. During the 80s/90s they started tried to pair black female characters with white male characters in big budget movies. I can name a few off the top of my head that were in comic book movies alone.

Sidenote: almost every movie with Halle Berry is a WM/BF movie. This isn't even an exaggeration. She got her stupid oscar from a movie where the subject was a white man learning to like blacks. She literally got an oscar for fucking a white guy.

So what does this all mean? Well if you pay attention to interracial statistics, white men are more likely to go for (mixed) black women more often than white women are willing to go for the BBC. Since men are more likely to mix than women, interracial romance in male-oriented films is seen as more "advantageous." Like I said this trend goes back to the 80s when it became a thing in movies.

These things set a precedent with movies aimed at white men. Even if this one is just another one of Pascal's schemes, this direction tends to perform better with men than it does with women. Despite all the BBC and Louis CucK propaganda, white men are more likely to "betray their race" than white women. One thing that stands out to me in particular is that the black woman is almost always very light brown. Conversely in BBC propaganda aimed at white women, the black guy is almost always dark brown or completely black.

Found this after a quick search. Dig into this list and you'll probably find more examples where the interracial relationship applied to the main character who was a white male. I literally just found this and don't know what this site is about.
jeffandcorey.com/ELIG.html

Let's hope that a person of color will be playing Zoe's biopic

Of course they do. Southern slavers loved to rape nigresses, yet they were the first ones calling out white women banging their hot black slaves for being worse than a nigger.

They fucked so many slaves back then, chances are that if you're from Texas, your great-great-great grandma was a black slave.

The south was, and always will be a massive cesspool of inbreeding and blood mixing, don't let them tell you otherwise.

That image is so weird, if viking were black, then their womyn will be black too.

Fuck off Holla Forums

This is /a/ territory now.

Take your capeshit and go home.

Was Holla Forums actually here at all?

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Where do you think all the capeshit thread not made by marketeers came from?

No, this is Holla Forums territory. Go back to fapping to your waifus, you autist.

How to tell the difference?

This is Holla Forums fucker
get back to your containment board

Why be mad about a series of shit movies? Who cares?

No
The thing is all of /a/ are weebs, and we can all post here. There were plenty of weebs on Holla Forums before we got here, but they couldn't post on /a/ because of Meido not allowing shitposting. Now that we are here to encourage the cryptoweebs they will join in the fun.
There is nothing keeping us stuck in /a/, but you are stuck here. You can't retaliate. You can't shitpost /a/. We win. Holla Forums is ours and we can shitfunpost to our hearts content. Holla Forums is an /a/ colony.

Deal with it, nerd.

Marketeers can form coherent sentences and you don't get that desperate clingy rape vibe off of them.

kill yourself

user, as a fellow /a/ user, don't do that. Don't sink to Holla Forums's level. Just have your fun for this one night, and then leave poor Holla Forums alone. Don't try to subject them endlessly to your board's topic, that's just rude.

What did he mean by this?

You're way too obvious, goon.
Fuck off to 8ch.pl or whatever your new bunker board is after freech shit the bed.

Honestly as a spiderman fan I should be upset and to an extent I am but they pulled this shit so many times I've become numb to it.

they'r both ugly

This is Flash Thompson? the previous spiderman movies got it right with him. Why pick some scrawny Indian kid? Get a white douche bag with a buzz cut.

So it's just the usual reserve my shekels for my pocket routine then? HAHA okay Hollywood!
No shekels 4u

Are we sure it's a she? Looks like one of those brown ladyboy tannies from Southeast Asia tbh fam.

tbh i am a little bit mad, the flash series already annoyed me with the spic and niggress
but then again i learned my lesson from it, and i just won't watch this new shit
best spiderman stuff is either the animated series or the raimi films

It's okay. No one believes this poster is actually from /a/. He's a painfully autistic goon trying his damned hardest, and everyone is quietly laughing at him.

wait they made terry white?
what for?
he was a lot better as the slightly less beta Tom Dubois from boondocks

It's the make up, dark skin just have to apply inches thick of make up to make it visible, the same technique was used by tranny to cover their manly rough skin.

What's the issue? It pisses black guys off and I like watching negresses service white cock. It's win/win.

so I take it you like the Flash tv show?

I mean with the Flash they don't make a big deal about her race and I like the chemistry she and Grant Gustin have. And Joe the black cop is one of my favorite characters.

Wait. There's a Runaways show?

Also…
Last time I've heard that term, it was when that Kardashian popped champagne over her ass or something. Breaking the Internet happens every 5 seconds so it's a meaningless thing to say.

It's not like she was a pivotal main character (in the movies), or are they just doing this so they can spin-off into Gwen Pool or whatever shit comic series needs a movie or tv series nowadays.

I'm tired of them reusing the same plot everytime they fuck up the series and go reboot it but at least pick the right people for the characters they are suppose to portray Looks like Indian version of Peter Parker when he went emo in the third Raimi movie.

This is /sp/ territory

Check 'em

This is Holla Forums territory

Feel the Bern

how can i feel the bern if he's with her?

Fuck off /a/

This is /bane/ territory now

Take your small guys and go home

what?
WM/BW is rare as fuck compared to BM/WW

Seriously, are they going to roid this kid up before they start shooting? Because right now, I think even my skinny ass back in high school could have kicked the shit out of this kid.

They're gonna love it and accidentally everyone who is opposed towards it will delete his account with in hours.
Of course always by himself, never ever would an admin or mod dare to do such an atrocity towards their userbase, right?

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Not really, the last comic movie I saw in the cinema was the first x-men, the one with jean-luc picard, I was young and still thought it was shit. Zieg heil to you my friend.

She looks white enough that I don't really have an issue with it.

see how sneaky the jews are?

That's good, it'll be a titanic failure.

basically how I feel about everything these days.

uh no.

again, no. why won't everyone just shut the fuck up about their mainstream bullshit?

It's MCUshit, guaranteed success.

It's not too late to stop.

He looks like a nu-bully. Someone who would spread mean rumours about Peter over facebook, and accuse him of being a racist when he tries to fight back. If they actually went in that direction, I'd commend them. They won't though.

Yeah, Stormfront just loves those Jewish comic books.

Do you really think they care what you say?
Or what anyone is saying to them?
They have their set picture of how the world is supposed to work and what has to be the reason if it doesn't.
If anyone dares to speak up against that, and be it with a simple "I don't care about that movie" you have to be lying in order to avoid the shaming of being a racists, becasue what other reason could you possibly have to not care about it.

No amount of logic or reason will help to win an argument against people who have perfected the implementation of double think to such a degree in their daily lives that they use it three times in two sentences.

So it will be like the glorious reversed roles of 21st Jump Street? Peter Parker is a normal dude and the douchebags are the geeks.

No it isn't. Just because your sister is a coalburning piece of trailer trash, doesn't mean the rest of the world is.

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Let's face it : would you prefer this or a black Spiderman and white MJ?

True, at least an Anglo-Saxxon is taming civilizing a black cunt. Maybe this is more red pilled than it seems.

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Go suck Milo's dick you alt-right faggot.

Every modern conversation:

And then the speaker goes back to his hugbox, away from scary people who call him on his bullshit.

Are you agreeing with this poster or not, I can't tell.

He can't be alt-right. If he was he would be trying that MJ was a female instead of a qt trad trap.

This post was a mess. I have no idea what you're trying to say.

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You must be pretty young or something, try reading comprehension.

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I think he tried to green text but sperged halfway through.

Good, at least she's not Black Cat.

I couldn't understand it either, maybe you need to write in a way non-autistic people can understand.

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T-they're called shota, b-baka!

If you're not big then you're small.

TELL ME, WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE SCARF!

It's very adorable.

…4U.

Golly gee, user. How do I get dubs like you?

Says the dakimakura masturbator

I vote republican because my family owns a rather large business and Republican policies are better for business owners. I don't care about the rest of the bullshit because the policies that affect my money are the most important thing to me.

variety.com/2016/tv/news/marvel-runaways-tv-show-hulu-1201839469/

Who do you think you are? Leigh Alexander?

What's mcushit?

You've been watching too much cuck porn/holywood movies friend. I should have saved the image but in general BM/WW is much less common than WM/BW (Because negresses know how shit niggers are)

like literally nobody cares about this movie though..

I'm really hoping for a repeat of the Ghostbusters marking strategy again.

What the fuck is wrong with these people? They're now actually getting excited about fighting "angry fanboys" over the internet.

Execs still fall for the "no publicity is bad publicity" meme, and journos want trainwrecks so they can make articles about it to get views.

WM/BW is rarer, BUT the divorce rate is the lowest of any pairing. The divorce rate for WW/BM is massive.

They won't dare.
And if they do, she won't be a burglar but rather a stronk womyn of colour who steal personal info of evil racist on the internet to dox them.

Really? I've seen a lot of angry black women pissed off at how white women are stealing their men.

Calling it now. Flash only bullied Peter because he's a latent homosexual and that was the only way he could deal with his raging desire for spidercock.

Because it's current year, shitlord. Don't bully, B.A. 🌟

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I knew as soon as the casting was announced.

"Oh, Mary Jane's going to be black. This again. Yawn."

Bullshit. My black grandmother's had three white husbands

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reddit, and even 4chan now, are the new Ebaum's World.

Good to know

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oh he's on the flash too.

so are the yellow ones asian? how do you tell which ones are latino?

The moral of that picture seems to be not to marry a white woman.

Latinos count as white according to the US census. In other words you will not know which ones are latino or not.

feels good fam. feels good.

Can't be any worse than the source material these days.

Capeshit, and Western comics in general, really should stand as a testament of how leftists can basically murder an art form that has been around for close to two centuries within a decade.

Don't forget, there was a time when anything DCU was a guaranteed success. Then Batman and Robin happened.

A shit movie is a shit movie, doesn't matter whose name plays before the credits.

And they'd jump at the chance of marrying a white guy.

Niggers truly are the most vile creature to walk the Earth.

Oy vey.

When?

Superman III was a failure. Supergirl and Superman IV were worse. Steel was an absolute failure. Before Batman Begins the only DC films that did well were Burton's two Batman films and Donner's two Superman films, as well as films like Road to Perdition and A History of Violence, that weren't based on superhero comics.

Niggers: Not Even Once

So your grandma is actually Black Widow?

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Ebin thread

Now they just need to paint her hair red and the liberal fantasy is complete.

No, because she divorced her husbands, not killed them

Both a woman and a nigger, so double the parasite.

How's adolescence working out for you?

Just fine, I can feel proud knowing I'm not a lower primate.

MJ is a nigger now?

Are Marvel fans still pretending Disney care about the source material?

Disney's not actually responsible for this fuck up, in as much as they gave Sony final creative control. This is all Amy Pascal's doing

lol
Niggers only still exist because white guilt is a thing. If the whites go, niggers will go the next day. Because without whitey how will they get gibs? And without whitey (libtards specifically) to protect them, the chinks and dunecoons will send them to monkey hell. Whites are the only ones who tolerate these walking tragedies

Disney is responsible for Thor and Doctor Strange.

Changing him from an old man to and old woman was an insult but making the Ancient One white was fine if only because of the pantshitting fear of Chinese supremacy

They still could have make him asian, just not chinese.

No, the Ancient One was Tibetan, and acknowledging Tibet or its cultural differences from China is a kiss of death and would automatically result in a colossal banning of anything not just Marvel related, but Disney related. If only so the wide-eyed communist cunts dont let precious Tibet become anything different from China in the free of it becoming sovereign. It's kind of like Texas :^)

Then make him neither tibetan nor chinese.

They could use neighboring country like indian or nepal.

Then where is the new 4chan? And don't say this place because it's fucking dead.

Just because no one likes your autistic threads doesn't mean this place is dead.

The boards are becoming slower and slower and there is no original content being made. It's become Reddit with less traffick and more people screaming shill.

They could have easily used Bhutan but they didn't want to do that because Batman Begins did it. A movie that came out over ten years ago.

Fuck off shill.

Wait for the Rogue One, marketeer will flood in.

But user literally every MCU movie has been shit. I've tried watching them and they're nothing more than brainless, CGI fests. They all follow the same exact formula, they're all green screened to death, they all have famous yet shitty actors. I really don't understand the appeal of these movies, I've really tried to get into them but I just don't see it.

What the fuck is a Zendaya? What makes her a star? Has she been in any good movies? Can she actually act or sing or something?

If this girl's career is going to be defined by the fact that she was another pawn used by executive cunts to push a poorly conceived agenda, then she has no future in hollywood.

Except this time its you crackas that are after our women.

Nope.

Stan Lee made them sign a contract that they cant change the sex or race of any of the main characters.

This is fake.

Posts like yours -bemoaning problems instead of making OC- help the situation immensely.

You faggots are the true cancer.

Are any of those excuses compatible?

You should see some of the shitflinging on black twitter where they go apeshit over mulatto women. It's one of the best fracture points that's never ever utilized. You could get tumblr involved and have SJWs cause a shitstorm over casting decisions like this.

Mulattos are not welcome in the black community. This is one of the best kept secrets in the media. If you're brown and have mostly white distinct features, you're essentially a whole other race and blacks don't want you. Mulattos are meant to appeal to whites - imagine how this sentiment can be fostered on tumblr?

Well they couldn't be talking about us. Why should we care about a movie thats just so bad its in the fun to laugh at category?

I tried to warn you.

sauce on this? Stan Lee is such a legend

Stan Lee didn't do shit. Marvel made it so they can't change Peter Parker. They said nothing about the other characters, hence this shit.

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Just to be clear, in Spawn, Cyan is Wanda's & Terry's daugther, not Al's and Wanda's. Though I still don't know, why did they changed the originally black Terry to a white guy in the movie, it made 0 sense

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If we learned anything, Spiderman will have a reboot after 2 movies, shit even 1 movie this time around.

THIS.
him realizing he was the impotent one, not wanda, is part of his torment. also no one could have played violator like leguizamo did

This is actually very good news, several years ago people would never believe that Sony could die very fast. Would be nice if next time she murdered WB or better Disney which is even more powerful.

Hopefully their agenda and shit quality of the movie will be just as obvious as it was in Cisbusters, they didn't learn their lesson, right? It also helps a lot that previous movies were received badly.

Lel this is nothing compared to niggerheimdall

Murder rate is pretty high tho

Wow. White man just lovs going home.

i dont get it, so when you cunts say "divorce rate up % in blacks+white" you saying that like its a bad thing? ITS DIVORCE she'll move to another black guy or other you stupid fuck

I would bet money he is spiderman's cyber-bully.

What type of name is that?
Why do blacks call their children with such strange names? Wouldnt something like John, Mary, Elizabeth, etc. you know, normal names be better?

I doubt that reddit is going to care a lot. Those nig nogs are reallyn ot racist, they would love this opportunity to prove that they are progressive.

back then when ghostbusters failed they also said that it was not due to female cast, and how they loved star wars and shit like that.

Also is she getting naked in that movie? I would love to see that.

Women are the ones who initial divorce most of the time. Non-white women, especially black women, essentially win the lottery by getting a white man to marry them and won't hop off that gravy train unless they absolutely have to.

The Mary Jane Watson I can handle. She's still an attractive bombshell that looks like a girl next door. But this guy as the bully is fucking retarded. I wasn't expecting Flash to be the old stereotypical jock "Beat the shit out of you and no one cares" type from the 60s, but god dammit. I could wreck this little shit by accidentally sitting on him.

>>>/tumblr/

Your taste is horrendous.

The entire point of Mary Jane is that she's a busty, outgoing, lively party girl who becomes an underwear model. "She doesn't have to be busty" says the cuckold, but she does. The entire point of her character was to be a polar opposite of Gwen.

Peter was dating Gwen, a mousy nerdy blonde and a good girl. Aunt May kept trying to get him to go on a date with MJ, and he always assumed she'd be ugly so he'd avoid meeting her. Then he finally does, and no only is she gorgeous, she's more wild than he can handle.

It seems like Gwen is going to win out, and then the Green Goblin murders her.

trips confirm Zendaya's tits aren't big enough

0/10 just doc oc my shit up

11/10 would save the day for

What would really break the internet is have her playing spiderman. Like imagine if the entire film, she's playing spiderman and everyone always at all times refers to her as spiderman. That'd be far worse I'm willing to wager.

that would be funnier too

Denzel?

Why couldn't they make Peter Parker the black chick?
Lesbian sex

Is that what stormfront told you?

This is true. Chances are if you see an asian woman with a white man (you never see the reverse) it's for money/status. The reason they don't divorce is for the exact same reason. Go ahead, get an asian wife. You be happy to know that there's absolutely nothing you can do to get her to divorce you outside of working fast food.

This or they will kill Peter Parker and replace him with Miles Morales.

And they will fuck with Gwen too of course.

this really is the new marketing strategy isnt it, its hilariously pathetic, I hope these are the death throes of western "entertainment", there is literally no other way to sell this garbage

im not going to watch your fucking capeshit shit and my internet is fine thank you very much, I pay my billsfor the most part

NO, MY NAME IS JEFFREY

brappp.wordpress.com/2016/03/11/blind-item-11032016/

That'd be really going for it. I wanna see them gun this hard for it can it be? Please?

Asian /white have a higher divorce rate than whites

black women and white males have the lowest, but are rarer

This makes sense tbh. Divorce is most commonly initiated by women. Why would a nigress divorce a white guy? Black chicks put on wigs without washing their head or the wig for weeks to months in an attempt to emulate white people.

the book got canceled, so I doubt the adaptation will actually be made

Then why are they rebooting it again?

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Come on, Holla Forums, do you have to be this ignorant all the time?

It was less a cape and more a paper towel dispenser.

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oh god I remember this show. It was actually pretty good. Now if we can get a Spiderman 2099 cartoon series or animated movie.

to remove the taint of Sony I would assume.

This is just some bullshit to make people look racists and create drama from this casting choice and get free advertisement from virtue signalers.

Oh goodness how progressive! There's nothing wrong with changing the appearance of a familiar character!
Oh fucking racists! How dare you change the appearance of a familiar character?!