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Isaiah Russell
Jaxon Rodriguez
why the fuck do they use those goddamned circcular lights for photo shoots and tv commercials, the circle reflection in a persons eye is so unnatural and wrong it makes them look like demons and shit
Colton Rivera
but they are
Henry Baker
i hate that shit i first noticed it in daily burn tv ads
nice tripps
Wyatt Wood
WE WUZ DEMONZ N SHEIT
Couldn't resist
Christopher Lewis
Huh, I first noticed that effect of light reflection on the eye looking like a halo, from jap porn and amateur allure.
Landon Taylor
"I'll bet"
-t. Louis CK
Matthew Kelly
your blick
Hudson Flores
what did they mean by this?
Christian Roberts
HOL UP
James Martin
SO U BE SAYIN'
Levi Stewart
WE
Blake Campbell
WUZ
Easton Jackson
Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIORS IN BED.
Josiah Williams
dont care
TRIGGERED
Austin Sanchez
SPACE MONKEYS AN' SHIIIET
Adam Carter
There are people out there that actually care about that shit series?
Carter Nelson
what, you didn't think Doctor Doom throws Golden Sneetches and then NewGame+ starts was epic literature?
Jose Mitchell
It's just the people who fellate Stephen King, the most overrated weird looking fucker on earth
Bentley Young
The first four books were fine.
Then I guess he stopped drinking and taking shitloads of pills when he wrote the last three because holy shit they were like the worst kind of retarded fanfiction.
Lucas Stewart
When he self inserted himself as a fucking God of Roland's world i knew it was over, but i still wanted a closure so i kept going.
Angel Bailey
Eddie's going to be Roland's little bitch and Detta/Odetta will probably be re-written so that the black woman in a wheelchair is always Susanna. Father Callahan will probably try to fondle Jake's pubescent balls at some point. Stephen King will definitely have more than one cameo.
Sheemie will have been the Crimson King the whole time