So this is a movie about a cuck bear...

So this is a movie about a cuck bear, and at the very end a magic negro fucks the legal system by setting the precedent of giving teddy bears personhood, is that about right?

Additionally Seth Macfarlane couldn't resist putting in stupid cutaway gags.

That's akin to complaining about a dog licking its own balls.

I don't care what you edgelords think, I enjoyed it.

Good for you.
You're able to form your own opinions like a normal person pre-1985.
Thank you for letting us know.

Eh, I liked it. Loved the technology they did with the bear.

Seth Macfalene trash that relies on the same humor as his shitty tv show. A Millions Ways to Die in the West was even worse somehow.

Good goy

Why is the bear alive and sapient?

It's like you don't even know what words mean.

You should objectively kill yourself.

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A magic wish from Johnny in the 80s brought him to life, because Seth loves 80s fantasy.

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I remember when Universal Studios showed Macfarlane's new film in their park studios.

The entirety of the Ted franchsie could have been a single cutaway gag in a Family Guy episode, and it would have been better for it.

I've got no idea. This is one of the few films so bad I turned it off before finishing it. I managed maybe ~20 minutes total but frankly I've got no idea why I expected better.

ummmmm awkward much????? i saw the same movie with my babysitter tbh

you sure showed him

Just filter him like everyone else.


Hey Phantasm, defending yourself anonymously now?

The first Ted was a hit only on novelty alone, everything after that just proved Seth was less deserving of a film career than Parker/Stone

The second film's plot is basically nigger civil rights as well.