OCEAN'S 8 ALL FEMALE CAST

what's so notable, that every time she's in a movie, it's a piece of shit?

So it's set in the same universe?

Yeah, from the looks of it they're trying to avoid the Ghostbusters shitfest. I doubt it will work though.

It's not gonna work, I don't know why they try.

But why don't they just, I dunno, make a new film franchise instead? Not even making a theatrical film, just some straight to Netflix shit. Ghostbusters flopped horribly, why bother?

I thought she would be black but she was the chink in

That casting seems odd anyway. Did some old dude figure casting her and Rihanna will pull in the teenagers and nigs?

You guys realize this women replacing men in all movies now is because women are too stupid to figure out how to torrent and stream movies right? Hollywood isn't getting our sweet testosterone shekels so they're desperately trying to get the estrogen bux.

It will be the highest grossing American comedy heist film with an all female cast.

There where 8 already? Wasn't it only 4
Where the fuck is ocean?

is she in this movie?

Heat remake soon, goyim..

NO! NOOO!

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!

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Well, at least it's not trying to be like cisbusters and is trying to differentiate itself more from the original. That's something.

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All female heat remake of course.

Interesting how up to this point it was only refered to as an Oceans 11 remake, but now it's Oceans 8. The female remake trend is dead on arrival, so now they're scrabbling to rebrand it as something else, to distance themselves from all of that.
Reminds me of how once they realised everyone was tired of remakes, they started to come up with ways to remake movies while calling them something else.

All of them are ugly because they are women,duh.

Between this movie and that video I'm sensing a recurring theme with this chink.

Why? Let them shoot themselves in the foot, WB is a shit company, no one would miss them if they died.

11 / 8 = 0.72

That's what this movie is going to make on every spent dollar.

What about goodgirls?

If they recreated the laughing at the table scene at least we would get a new laughingbitches.jpg out of it

They could at least make an argument that a prequel technically isn't the same thing as remake, since its supposed to take place in the same continuity. Reboot and reimagining are all the same fucking thing.

A movie about housewives would be pretty dull.

Isn't that the entire premise of "The Good Wife"?

I've never watched it but I assume it is

They are crashing with no survivors with their capeshit, so they will be sharing the same fate as sony.

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I doubt they'd seriously try to remake it, it would be a shitfest in comparison.

You've never seen Stepford Wives, have you?

You forgot top tier sound design.

Why Helena, why?

I've wrote Stepford Wife fanfics, m8. It's my fave fap material.

I'm calling bullshit.

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They're unable to learn.
They will repeat the same mistake time and time again until the loss becomes too big to cover anymore.
Only then they'll start to reconsioder and change shit, without ever saying why exactly of course.

I'm specifically referencing The Thing prequel, which was clearly just a remake in disguise.

Where did these feelings come from?

That would make even less sense than the shit we've already seen, considering Goodfellas was about people who actually existed.

Don't fucking act like they're going to make anything interesting, asshole.

Your lack of female companionship that isn't your mom.

I think these kind of projects can't just be canceled on a whim though. By the time it goes through management, gets greenlit, the cast chosen and hired the rape train is already on the way and there is no stopping it.

I wouldn't pay to see a bunch of tired bitches pretend to be badasses. Since they're so stong and independant and don't need no man I'll stay home.

The really insulting part is that they couldn't even be bothered to choose good looking women.

Who the fuck is the audience for this shit? Do women even watch heist movies?

Women don't watch anything unless it has at least two attractive men in it

As a tech that pic triggers me more than you can imagine.

It's a woman, user, did you really expect her to know what the fuck she's doing around a PC?

She could hold a screwdriver and make it 100x less retarded.

They learned a long time ago, but instead of accepting that the problem is their fault, they blamed the audience and now they're trying their darnedest to 'fix' the audience's wrongthink.

Its shitty copy and paste of more shit

If they have some male bashing vibe in the trailer it's a dead on arrival I guarantee it. Even then they have a very weak casting.

well sir dubs I have a treat for you.

I'm surprised her hand isn't on fire.

What? Isn't that that the dolphin thing in Bojack Horseman?

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WHAT THE FUCK I'VE BEEN IN A HONEYPOT THIS ENTIRE TIME

wtf I hate Holla Forums now

Can't wait.

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Only a porn parody can justify its existence.

You nailed it.

What, you don't want to watch this greatest movie of all time?
FUCKING SEXIST

>>>/FURRY/

>>>/r8k/

What the fuck I pressed 9 you fucking nigger website

Lennon was right

Come on that pic is old as fuck, it even has artifacts all over. Have you never seen it before?

who the fuck is the asian chick? Coulden't at least do lucy or that youtube slut?

form a 7yo reaction pic

I have no idea who half these women are, and I have no interest in seeing any of them in a heist movie making crotch jokes to display their comradery with each other.

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A-RING-A-BLEURGH - BLEURGH-BABY

What didn't they learn?
Ghostbusters turned a profit

They needed 500 million to break even they only made 180 million. Profit is not enough you need to make a huge amount to be successful.

America is already a Clinton SJW dystopia,we have the orwellian cinema going with it. It's gonna get worst and worst.

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Why does a 90 minute movie cost 140 million dollars?

Cleaning that IS money isn't easy.

She might as well have held a hammer.

How is -70million dollarydoos a profit?

None of these are even half as hot as they need to be to actually get anyone to go to the cinema.

They're all 9/10 by hollywood standards.

Nigger what? It was shot on fucking 35mm film of course it's going to look good in HD. Pretty much every movie shot on 35mm looks good if not better than native HD because film's theoretical resolution is like 6 times that of 1080p

God I fucking hate niggers here who don't anything about production.

Not the same user and I know nothing about production, but I am glad you commented because that is interesting and I will find out more.

Just another sensitivity training movie.