Why don't you have a girlfriend Holla Forums?

fucking alpha male here

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Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female kinothusiast, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

because im ugly and poor
oh and 3 inch penis im insecure about

I do.

It doesn't mean I have to make cancerous youtube videos.

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Gaaaaaaay

The person in the OP video is John Flickster.

Don't greentext if you don't know your kino reviewers.

Do you have a screenshot of that post?

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Maybe you're talking with a fag, fag.

Dubs that name the cuck

Because Holla Forums is a board, not a girl, dipshit.

If the Eiffel Tower can have a lover, so can Holla Forums. It's 2016!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erika_Eiffel

Video for you judgmental shitlords so you can educate yourselves. GET WITH THE TIMES IT IS THE CURRENT YEAR

I'm a healslut

Then fuck off back to Holla Forums, you disgusting faggot.

I turn women into demons. I never asked for this superpower, but it's there.

im socially retarded and get fed up easily with people

exactly the opossite of what every grill wants

doesnt matter that im fit and book smart as
fuck

when grills aproach me i dont even try , its not going to last anyway

Aww, user, I'm sure you'll find the right girl. My boyfriend is the same way, but it's cute, and acceptable so long as when it comes time for intercourse, he mans up. Nothings more of a turn off than a man not acting like a man in bed. Speaking for myself, I love it when he's rough. I want him to leave bite marks on my neck, I want him to slap my face, I want him to use his teeth a little bit on my clitoris when he eats me out, I want him to call me worthless, I want him to punch my stomach and bend me over, and I want him to make sure he leaves bruises on me after he's done. And after the fact, he kisses me and becomes the sweetest person in the world

That's just my opinion.

Why do you call your dick a clit? Only traps do that.

I have the personality of someone from the 1930's and I'm also ugly

You don't actually tip fedoras I hope.

wouldn't that mean that the world is your oyster and you have your way with women-folk?

I'm not a boy.

Why don't you have SOME SPAGHETTI

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Do they turn into sexy demons?

Why are all women such sluts? I mean it makes my dick rock hard but I don't think I'm ever going to be emotionally invested in one.

I'm not a slut. I won't cheat on him, I just have kinks. Just lie everyone, to an extent.

sure thing, pozboy

tits or gtfo

vagoo. traps like to tuck their peckers.