Well where I come from that's called slavery

which the greeks heavily employed with no fucks given.

not to mention that even zeus, which apparently brought her to life, according to the trailer, had his personal slave buttboy/cup bearer

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ganymede_(mythology)

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Yeah well she's probably complimenting him or something.

wew

Why is Wonder Woman fighting against Germans in WWI? Wouldn't a superpowered Jewess fucking Germany over just because the first male she ever saw said so justify blaming them for the defeat?

She's looking pretty cute in that thumbnail tee bee eich

Because WWI is the first thing that comes to mind when someone mentions Wonder Woman, right?

Stop pretending you don't know. They are just trying to copy Captain America, even though it makes zero sense in WW context. If they wanted to copy a marvel movie they should've gonne with Thor.

They're actually just staying mostly faithful to Wonder Woman's origin story.

Come the fuck on, this is like having Iron Man fighting commies in the cold war.

that is what leftist actually believe, though

Is Iron Man's origin Story that he's an ageless female warrior whose first contact with the outside world is a WW1 fighter pilot who crashlanded on her island and makes her question what else is out there so she strikes a deal with the pilot to help show her the outside world in exchange for saving his life from the countless other Amazonians on the island who want to kill him?

It's almost like you never READ the comic books and your first exposure to wonder woman outside of whatever porn you look at is this trailer.

Iron Man was kidnaped by chinese communists and spent most of his early stories dealing with commie threats. Just like in the movie.

No shut up, it's a Corporal America rip off

Then where's all the girl on girl bondage?

Anyway, here's some Wondie porn.

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I swear, William Moulton Marston was the first non Internet-based troll who tricked feminists into believing a hot girl could be a feminist icon.

The very first non Internet-based troll in human history generally would be that guy in ancient Rome who demanded money to put out the flames if your insula was on fire.

What's more, back then slavery wasn't merely about buying workers at the market like in America.

One nation would conquer another to force them into slavery. Kidnappers would raid the coast incessantly, to force you into slavery.

Slavery was the state sanctioned status of the weak and defeated, not unlike being a prisoner in jail represents a loss of your rights. It took Christianity to get over this idea of humanity (and now that we're post-christians, it's creeping back through corporativism).

Actually you are both right.

Captain America debuted March 1941
Wonder Woman debuted December 1941

In part you could say Wonder Woman was a response to the popularity of Captain America

Although personally I think Wonder Woman has probably one of the stupidest backstories ever since she was brought to life by Zeus, the King of Gods in the Greek Pantheon. Whose wife was his sister. Whom he cheated on incessantly, often through raping them. He sired dozens of children to gods and mortals, and sometimes animals.

So when Wonder Woman says she was "brought to life by Zeus" it's probably another way of saying he raped the most beautiful mortal Woman he laid eyes on, and Wonder Woman is the child of that rape.

So yeah, Wonder Womans father likes incest and rape. You can see they really put a lot of thought into the backstory of the character before rushing it out the door to compete with Captain America.

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I'm and I actually didn't have any idea about the debut story of Wonder Woman. In context of these capeshit movies, they revamp the origins anyway.

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Where she comes from the women cut their right breast off to better couch a lance. Allegedly.

*tips crucifix*

Loli WW best WW, although any WW in bondage is canon.

the indisputably proved wage gap makes it a form of rape slavery you uneducated shitlord

Kill yourself cuck

Hot girls can be feminist icons.

However, real feminists are mostly fat and ugly.

Does no one in Wonder Woman land have a job where they have to do what a superior tells them? Aren't they soldiers and shit?

Themyscira has a queen, and sometimes a couple of high-up lieutenants, and then there's the rest of the Amazons, who owe the Queen "loving submission."

There is hierarchy, but Themyscira is called Paradise Island for a reason

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What, Zeus didn't fuck a bull.

You're right, he let it fuck his wife.

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No no, a king begged Zeus for a great bull, and Zeus granted his request, but when it came time to make sacrifice the king refused.

So Zeus punished the guy by making his wife fall in love with the bull. The wife commissioned an inventor to build a wooden body of a cow for her to hide inside so the bull could fuck her in it.

The minotaur was the result, and the inventor was punished by having to design the labyrinth the minotaur was placed in.

Wew.

lel

Alright guys, hear me out. What would you do if a solid 8/10 girl, you can probably tell she will age well, that happens to like you and will not like anyone else forever. But she happens to be superhuman and can easily kill people because well she's super human? What would you do?

Have her destroy my enemies and then bear my Children of course.

Rape her.

Just like me?

has the right idea. Having half-super human offspring is clearly a favorable outcome. I wouldn't even mind if they'd end up being Chosen.

the story is even better


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minotaur

just like in real life…

except that being a serf was worse than being a slave under many aspects.

also


9And masters, do the same for your slaves. Give up your use of threats, because you know that He who is both their Master and yours is in heaven, and there is no favoritism with Him.

biblehub.com/bsb/ephesians/6.htm

I call bullshit.

Good goy.

what could you actually do?

unless you have some serious leverage on her, women settling for less are rare to non-existent.

i wasn't saying that i approve of anything on that. i was just making a clarification on slavery, serfdom in feudal society and christianity.

No wonder you said it twice.

that's the myth.

probably he just thought he fucked up badly and that was his punishment, and getting out of it would enrage poseidon further…

and leverage is of course about the "killing your enemies" kind of stuff…

Yes this is the whole point of Christianity.

JUST

Christianity's spread meant that Christians enslaving other Christians was frowned on, but on the border regions of Christendom, such as Iberia or eastern Europe, raiding to take non-Christian slaves was still a big industry. The word "Slave" comes from Slav, the pagan areas of Eastern Europe being a huge source in the Middle Ages. Muslim and pagan states also took Christian slaves, and the volume was much larger especially after the Muslim world began relying on slave armies.


I would say the opposite, that slavery was an overall worse experience than serfdom. A slave is bound to a master, and a serf is bound to either a lord or the land, but there were several differences. A master has the power of life and death over a slave, and a slave has no right to property. Serfs in general could not simply be killed by their lord on a whim, and generally had the right to possessions, which the lord could not legally dispossess him of. In addition, individual serfs could not be sold, and could only change hands if the land they were bound to was sold. Of course, the reality is that rule of law is often ignored when only a certain section of the population has good weapons and knows how to use them.

A slave is property, a serf is not.

Kill yourself.

I want this meme to end

The Germans were the most efficient killers of WWI. That's why everyone blamed the war on them.

HAHA you fucking alt-rightists and your BLACKED/cuck fetishes

ancient greeks made the hottest fanfics

no, everyone blamed the war on them because the Jewnited Kingdom won

Meanwhile, during WWI, which is when this movie takes place

he look sick

I think WW1 is going to start being the new meme war instead of WW2 (look at Battlefield 1). People are finally getting tired of Nazi shit but now this just means that history will be rewritten to portray the Germans and their allies to be just as they were in WW2 because people need there to be an easily hateable villain enemy, but in the actual war the villains were pretty much just every country's leaders because the war was started by 100% political arbitrary bullshit and the leaders were eager to rush to war for "glory" and to try out industrial technology on the battlefield.

WW1 is my favorite historical event and now even it will be ruined thanks to revisionist bullshit like Germany being bad guys and dindus being a significant fighting force. I'm honestly surprised it's taken this long for it to be portrayed in mainstream media to this extent.

buck up junior at least the invasion of afghanistan in 2001 hasnt been pozzed yet

Am I the only one that realizes Germany was the closest thing to a "good guy" faction in WWI? They were dragged into a war by forces beyond their control, and after it was over, Britain and the Zionists crashed their economy with no survivors. Pretty much every other combatant wanted something out of it, Germany just wanted to survive it.

The only good guys were the isolationist countries, with the most obvious being the US who only went into war because when their traders went to people on both sides, German subs attacked the supply ships going to Britain and planned to convince Mexico to invade the US.

traders=war profiteers=capitalists and jews

There's nothing wrong with exercising Capitalism, the alternative would be arbitrarily banning everyone in your country from trading with specific countries. Trade is a form of expression, and freedom of expression is one of the most important freedoms one can have.

there is something morally wrong with selling weapons to both sides in a conflict yet remaining politically neutral.

There's a load of crap if I ever saw one

What about food and medical supplies? Not everyone in the US was manufacturing weapons, and you're lumping all of them together.

it's just as morally wrong to not pick a side and profit from death, to sell goods that aid both sides in the war effort like medicine or food as if you sold weapons and ammunition

pick a fucking side or dont trade with either

Britain had little to do with what happened to the Germans. It was the French who wanted them to suffer. Britain wanted reparations but they suffered little actual devastation and understood the need to have an economically strong Germany as a trading partner. France, on the other hand, shared a border with Germany, had been hit the hardest by the war and wanted Germany to be weakened as much as possible so it didn't happen again. The great irony of course was that by insisting on such heavy reparations they pretty much set the stage for WWII

And after WWII, they eventually created the European Economic Community, which started as an effort to bind Germany's economic interests to France's, which in time turned into the European Union.