Watching Vikings

How would a Viking woman steal babies from you?

By taking my man juice when I'm not looking and putting it in her vagina.

I'm not saying that this couldn't result in pregnancy, but it's extremely unlikely. The semen would never get deep enough into her womb to fertilise any eggs unless you shot it in by coming inside

it's okay though, they were all white.

No, I make a lot of man gravy when I ejaculate. She could literally scoop handfuls off her tits and use the shear volume of semen to compact it far enough into her vagina to get her pregnant.

Cuckoldry is only good if it's voluntary and everyone involved is white.

Bubba the Love-sponge let Hulk Hogan fuck his wife.

Yeah but him and Hooty were proper bros. And Heather was hot as fuck.

So he could sell the tape. He backstabbed his friend.

It was a work, kid. A little backside mcgullicuddy screwjob to get one over on that dirty jew.

What did any of the words you said actually mean?

A work is something that's planned, backside mcgullicuddy is just slang bubba used to say, and a screwjob is when you win but you had to cheat to do so. And a dirty jew is someone who is jewish.

So what I'm actually saying is Bubba and Hooty(Hulkster) planned the whole ordeal and baited Nick Denton(dirty jew) into publishing the video, which created the legal mess Denton is in now.

I don't think it really makes a difference whether one of the participants is non white if you disrespect yourself so much you're willing to let another man touch your wife.

I seriously doubt that. I think the Denton situation is merely a silver lining in an otherwise shit cloud

Buddy, if you ever listened to Bubba the Lovesponge or Hulk Hogan talk, you'd understand why my thinking they planned this all out is completely ridiculous.

Yeah but what if he's one of your childhood heroes?

Letting another man fuck your wife is pitiable even if it is Hulk Hogan. It's bad enough if your wife fucks around behind your back

Remember the terms of reference.

Women were possessions, things to fuck and keep you fed and warm and if they got out of line you would beat them into submission.

Hence if a guest needed a fuck after a long trip across the seas what would it matter loaning him your slut for the night? It's a possession, a thing.

Would you refuse a friend if he asked to borrow your car to go to the shops? I wouldn't, just make sure you don't damage it while using it.

All these little bitches thinking you should have an emotional attachment to any slut…..

It shows how much you're buying into feminism while at the same time thinking you're above it.

I would. I paid good money for this car, I didn't pay good money for it so someone else could drive it. Why doesn't he just get his own fucking car and stop leeching off me?

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at least it doesn't have any black vikings

Truth hurts doesn't it.

You're a fucking retard. The core value of women is the ability to produce offspring, and the single most important thing is to make sure that it is your seed which exploits that, not some other man's. Cuckoldry is genetic suicide.

The description is bullshit.

In that episode Ragnar tried to fool the priest into telling him where he can find gold/riches.

It's either this reason or he was testing his character. The villain viking chief or whatever his title is asked the same of one of his underlings and killed him when he accepted.

Warrior did claim that back in the Hogan era, Hogan asked people to fuck his wife Linda and that Warrior was the only person to refuse his offer.

Humans tend to form attachments to their mates. This precedes 'feminism' by several millennia. You're just being an edgelord

I think it might be kikery and misinformation again. However, vikings didn't have the same view on marriage as Christians did and they had several women. I imagine that they might lend out one of the pleasure sluts to a friend. Doubt they'd let anyone else fuck their main waifu though.

Women don't.

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MGTOW leave.

Cucks should be gassed on principle. Something so vile doesn't deserve to live.

You would know that, wouldn't you Spoony?

>>>/tumblr/

Or, it was meant to highlight the difference between the possessive villain and the "open-minded" hero.

Take a look at the face of the show's creator and tell me which scenario sounds more plausible.

You are thinking individualism in tribal era, in tribal era the survival of the tribe came first, and thus, they sought to cross with any distant but powerful tribe they met, as to enhance their own. It usually involved sending women to live with them and getting women back in return, but it did also involve cuckery.

Actually no they knew he was a celibate monk and were just fucking with him

Wait, is this the scene from the first scene where he first captured the priest?

If so, you have to be severely autistic to interpret it as anything but the guy fucking with the priest for shit and giggles.

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Unrelated.

Let me ask you, user. How much pussy do you get?

noice

Thanks to tinder, the modern womans degenerate mindset and a most likely sociopathic personality, I get plenty.

Truly, call them sluts, don't take their shit and they keep coming back. I don't understand it, it's simply a fact of female psychology.

Does this answer your question?

>>>/reddit/

Lagertha is my waifu
Ecbert is cool
Athelstan is my least favourite character because literally hanging yourself on a literal tree because you want to know what death feels like is not the same as being nailed to a cross for humanities sins.

I heard Viking women could divorce their husband for shoeing to much chest hair

Learn to read you cretinous tumor

It's what you were doing you blithering retard

Well, vikings are Swedish.

THE THINKING MAN'S FETISH

You actually thought Vikings wouldn't be absolute shit?

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Stop attacking the no.1 show in We wuz Nationalism.

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I gotta be honest, this was not the response I was expecting. When I made that question, I was expecting some kind of neckbeard response from the kind of guy that got his heartbroken by some bitch in his youth or was abused by his mom or a 14-year old trying to be edgy.
I am impressed actually.

The christian refused, we don't know if Ragnar would have killed him or not.
It's not like Ragnar has a dislike for killing, I don't why'd you get that idea.

didnt he fuck some chink? so thats how finns were born.

These are the same people that only ever fought defenseless farmers and ran away with their tails tucked between their legs as soon as someone fought back.

sounds like a cat (used to have one years ago) it comes back for food…. I suppose women come back for "gibs" and security ( ie feels).

Nomadic pirates that lived like niggers while Christian Europe was already great.

That's a filthy lie.

They only slaughtered Monks because they had the money and didn't fight back.

A woman should be treated like a spoiled petulant child.

Same reason I don't lend friends my socks, underwear, deodorant stick, or toothbrush I don't want their germs and or "body fluids" near me its unhygienic.

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reminder that vikings were btfo by canadian natives. lmao.
NATIVE'D
NAVAJO'D
CHINOOK'D
APACHE'D
SCALPED
WE WUZ VIKING KILLA AND SHIET

Iron smelting from bog iron was invented during the Pre-Roman Iron Age, and most Viking era iron was smelted from bog iron.
no smelly low IQ indians could do that or construct ships that could reach another continent. I believe Viking traders reached as far as Turkey beat that shlomo

REDSKINNED
CASINO'D
MOHAWK'D
WELFARE'D

I believe that was based on the slag found in those areas something the smelly low IQ Indians of America did not know how to do.

The vikings abandoned a few settlement in this region including in areas where they were the only inhabitants. I suspect they decided being so isolated was not worth the cost, smart enough to walk away from a bad deal.

dailycaller.com/2014/08/06/megan-fox-quits-sex/

tmz.com/2015/08/19/megan-fox-brian-austin-green-separated/

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That was like two years ago. They're back together now because he knocked her up again

Kek
Reminder that the only reason why Vikings aren't living like niggers are because of the Roman empire

Also reminder that they got BTFO by William the Conqueror

Yes I'm sure they made a fine navajo breakfast.

Sacking of Sigtuna best day of my life

While they were violent and aggressive, they were well-organized and capable of fielding (relatively) huge numbers of men over long distances. The amount of time they could have their men in the field was impressive.

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wish patreeky was alive, he wouldve loved all of these Louis Spicuck meems

fuck off white knight

they were pretty fucking competent you nub, how can you not understand irregular warfare this badly

they were also a bunch of white niggers, no denying that, but still, credit where it is due

I have no problem with that.

I would of course myself never share my wife, I would only take advantage of other people offering.

Possibly only exception to this would be if I had a poly gf and with poly gf, I don't mean a bisexual gf or anything like that, but just a "gf" with quotation marks that is basically just like a friend to me, that I also fuck.

That is the only exception I am willing, but I would not offer.

However OP, get your head out of your arse and unuck yourself from slave morality.
I know it's ironic that I said uncuck, but there is literally nothing wrong with the protagonist of Black Sails being gay or this one little reference to wife-sharing in that tv series.

Both times it was literally only shown once and never again.

So please PLEASE CALM THE FUCK DOWN AND STOP MAKING EVERYTHING PART OF THE LEFT VS RIGHT IDENTITIY FIGHT!

OKAY?

MGTOW plsgo

I will never understand why Holla Forums looks up to vikings. Even the indians and chinese developed a higher level of civilisation tha they ever did. Even Scandinavia in general has a mediocre history in terms of culture and technology

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Because muh pagan. All the top tier Scandinavians conquerors (Norman) were Catholic.

Yeah but Warrior was fucking insane. He used to buy bags of cookies, sniff them once and then throw them away.

the context of the scene was because the monk turned down his offer he respected him. if he had fucked his wife he likely would have killed him. the monk was captured on a random raid of a monastery and immediately after he leaves his son with him, if memory serves.

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That is not the reference, that's not how it was in Viking society.

Pre-7th Century Indians were actually extremely advanced for their time, they even had, no memeing, indoor plumbing. Then Islamic Arab Invasions, Turkic Mongol Invasions, and race mixing with the Dravidians, Tamils, and other races muddied their culture. A thousand years later, you have what we have today.

I agree that Scandinavians are overrated as fuck, Western Civilization was produced by Greco-Roman civilization, and most of the greatest achievements in the Middle Ages were by the Franks, Germans, French, Italians, and Byzantines. The Scandinavians always just sorta hung out and raided people until they got cucked.

Bit late

What am I supposed to do, just let that implication stand?

top cuck, brah

>>>Holla Forums
>>>/cuckshed/

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The Roman Empire fell like 400 years before Vikings even existed…

No.

found the Latin

Another amusing tale is the "sack of Rome"
Basically a viking raiding band left scandinavia, sailed around France, Iberia, crossed the strait of Gibraltar, raided Genoa, convinced that was Rome they all left and returned to scandinavia. A few hundred years later historians found records of this "sack of Rome" but were confused since there is no historical record of it from the raided, there are however records about a sack of Genoa around the same time.

Don't you have a faggot Jew's twitter account to save, altcuck?

>>>/oven/
>>>/cuteboys/
>>>/cuckshed/

Do you want to cuddle with me, user? :3

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Does Lauren consider herself part of the Alt-Right? I haven't really kept up on anything the movement has done in the past year or so.

No, it's not real user, it's just (((entertainment industry))) bullshit.

And shield-maidens are also a myth, never existed, no evidence for it what so ever.

There are countless byzantine records of bulgarian female warriors.

Not to mention in tribal socities like the mongols, where maidens were expected to draw blood in battle before being allowed to marry and have their maidenhood taken.

Idk of any specific evidence of female warriors in scandinavia, but records of the roman empire exist, where whole tribes and people were on the move and penetrated roman borders:

The ENTIRE tribe was on the movement.
Women did fight, but they were more of a rear guard. They were ferocious in stopping fleeing men and deserters.
They were placed in the back to stop routing and to moralize the men and create an "all or nothing" scenario. The men knew that if they started fleeing, they would doom their own children and women.

Also some women had religious roles and sacrificed romans to appease the gods and see into the future.

Bullshit. Citation needed.

Showing up on the battlefield & cheerleading =/= frontline combat. Joan of Arc was a flagbearer, she even took an arrow during a siege, but she wasn't cutting down dozens of men. She was, frankly, a cheerleader who was nonetheless in very real danger.

um, thanks for sharing your wank fantasies, i guess?

I heard it from Dan Carling.

I agree with you here, but Joan of Arc wasn't bulgarian and was never fighting against the byzantines.

The thing with Joan of Arc is christian iconography.
Christians absolutely LOVE the meek winning over the strong. A "warrior woman" like Joan of Arc responded PERFECTLY to that christian mindset.

call me ;)

Yeah, you're a fucking retard and you know nothing of the subject, except what you've heard on some episode of ancient aliens on (((the History Channel)))

What's up with all the (((social signalling))) lately?

Plebbit/intl infiltration, and attempted subversion.

why are people putting words in triple parenthesis?

Here therightstuff.biz/

Even better:
radio.therightstuff.biz/2016/08/02/the-daily-shoah-96-episode-88-part-9-of-14-cindy-shiite/

never change Holla Forums

please be a closet homo on the alt right though, I want to at least get something out of your conspiracy theories

at least platonically cuddle with me, I really like cuddling

Yeah, please change plebbit, you're all so fucking retarded, just please, at least put some effort in to it.

you didnt answer my question you retarded nigger faggot

better still

Just please, just stop.

Norse men were actually black.

I want to be your friend.