Anti jaded thread

You have to say three good things about a movie show you hate.

NEWFAG FILTER RULES
You cannot say "Is gonna end soon", "At least is better than X" "It has X real life consequence".
PRO MODE
You have to choose Ghostbusters 3.

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Ghostbusters (2016)

I'll watch it (torrented) for Kate McKinnon. She's an interesting mix of pretty and goofy and her performance in it, even if unfunny, seems like it will be entertaining.

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The Big Bang Theory because its gonna end soon

People accepting jaded newfaggotry so they won't say a good thing.

Star Trek Beyond because at least it's better than Ghostbusters

The Star Wars prequels because at least its not a Race Mixing Propaganda movie like TFA

The Force Awakens because who cares we're all going to die someday anyway.

Holla Forums is not even trying to like the movies anymore.
Why does a board about movies that hates movies just because even exists?

Maybe because everything made after 2005 is total POZ

So?

I was answering your question "why does Holla Forums hate movies now"

I highly doubt it

Friends

Does the first one count or is that a real life consequence?

Can someone make a comparison pic between mary sue firing a blaster and Han/other characters.

Remains to be seen. Unfunny fat white women are dime a dozen

Until the next one comes, she will stay. Example: Rebel Wilson. She was Melissa McCarthy before Melissa McCarthy came.

I genuinly think McCarthy has talent by the way, I liked her performance in St. Vincent. Just she only gets one type of a character again and again

At least 20% of america is fat annoying women. She's not going anywhere.

Surely it would be the other way around, seeing as she's so replaceable

Bates Motel

the president is now a plant

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FIXED

Elysium

avatar (2009)
so let's strap in for the ride.

Any of the Mad Max movies:

Fuck off /leftyb/

If you have incredibly low standards and like plain, 5/10 homely brunettes with no figure. (She's done nude scenes, her tits are awful.)
What are you even talking about? He looked like Oogie Boogie with a bow tie. How the fuck does the prohibited symbol even translate to a bow tie? It was shit.
Was literally just him trying to act as retarded as he possibly good. If you think "Mike Hat" was funny, please kill yourself. Please. Kill yourself. PLEASE.

KILL YOURSELF

-The mousey blonde makes my dick dance.
-Sheldon is occasionally likeable and reminds me of people I've known over the years.
-Nerds wanting to have sex apparently triggers Josh McinJosh.

I tried.

ive never seen an episode of Big Bang, but i'll always think of that guy as the weird knight friend from Graden State

I don't give a FUCK i straight up love the movie Garden State. GREAT movie

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Get a shovel and a gun, drive to a remote, preferably desert area till you're miles away from any civilization then drive a few hours more. Dig a shallow grave and crawl in pulling the dirt in around you then shoot yourself in the head.

I liked mine better

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You're projecting, snowflake. Be sure to crank the Sarah McLaughlin on your desert drive.

I'd fuck the blondes. That's about the only value the series has

Ghostbusters had a hearse which I think was fitting to a degree. That's about it.


What's with the abundance of butthurt faggots lately? "Boohoo! They hate movies we like." Suck it up. The world is full of different opinions.

Nigger, you seroiusly go around this board, enter every thread and say kill yourself or get out? I saw you at least 3 other threads today, and it's pretty easy to identify you. Are you the Holla Forums police?

Actually, this was the first time I've said it. Seriously, if you remember the other post, quote them and I'll take a screenshot of there only being one (you).

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Not Holla Forumsice

legend of korra

Drive
Glad that's out of the way, now I can point out I've been more fucking bored by a thriller. The final showdowns with the big villains are just sounds of the ocean while he awkwardly holds him under the tide and an awkward showdown included entirely to prevent a happy ending. The bit where he stomps the guy's face in just reminds me of when it happens to Ron Jeremy in Orgasmo. An ambiguous ending is redundant when your character is going to fucking die unless he gets emergency medical attention. Winding Refn is horribly overrated and this absolutely doesn't deserve a standing ovation at screenings.

we should probably just all go outside

There's a movie where she plays a crazy woman who wins the lottery. She creates a tv show about herself with the money.

There's a scene where she walks nude through a casino and she has the body of a 45 year old housewife.

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GO FUCK YOURSELF

Why you so mean, I like Kristen wiig, I liked Welcome to me.

You fucking wish. I fucking wish

I don't mind the body, but the face kills me. And I usually like Wiig's face.

It definitely killed Sony. The Japanese are already tightening the reins.

It definitely killed Paul Feig's career. This was his shot to go big budget and he blew it.

Melissa McCarthy's more a wild card. Mike and Molly got cancelled. There's this movie which flopped and which she accused its critics of being basement dwelling neckbeard permavirgins for not liking. It could destroy her.

Or she could be like Michael B Jordan. Do another, good, movie which gets some Oscar buzz and people could just forget about Cisbusters entirely. That seems unlikely though. Her humour's lowest common denominator and, let's face it, fat white women are a dime a dozen in Hollywood, there's nothing special about her.