The only good role Ellen Page ever played

The only good role Ellen Page ever played.

Super > Defendor >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kick Ass.

the pig or the lesbian, which was the better cunny?

I want rape apologists to leave

the boyish looking lesbo

You know, she may be a lesbo and she may be kind of boyish

But I'd do her

kys

that'd make her even more lesbian

Noose or the firing squad? Which is better for executing pedos?

Has she starred in any BIG movie recently?? I've heard nothing about her since she came out.

Then again I don't really follow Jellywood that much.

last big thing I remember her being in was The Last Of Us

Somebody clearly haven't seen The Tracey Fragments

While I admit, that SUPER and Defendor are way more realistical than Kick-Ass, Kick-Ass is fun to watch.

I'd tap it too. Banged a really boyish looking lezzie gal back in uni. Probably the source of my boner for Ellen

If she layed down with you and you are a man, she is not a lesbo

Xmen DoFP

She was pretty bi afterwards, turns out the poor girl never got the D and missed out.

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Now that you've "mentioned it", Whip It is also great. I have it on dvd

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it's like the tumblr of sports

It's the patriarchy's fault I have disgusting fungus feet

WITNESSED
top kek
(it was heavy rain fam, a whole new level of shit)

Sad.

So if I'm to understand this, Whip It is about roller derby, a "sport" where the entire purpose is to make up teams with a mix of beautiful women, and tough butch women, and if you're lucky a strong beautiful women will be the star attaction.

I'm looking at this cast, and I wouldn't fuck a single one of them if you paid me, nor do I feel a single one of them could win a fight with anyone.

Why are women in Hollywood so painfully dumb?

Thats why women like her are so popular in Hollywood. Whenever theres a hot actress, most women don't like her because they can't relate to her (feminists in particular get triggered) and beta numales are like "I would never have a chance with her, so who cares about her". But with girls like Ellen Page and so on, women feel like they can relate to her more and beta numales are like "hey, she seems like a girl alot of Chads would ignore, so I would actually have a chance with her!"

At this rate, I feel like I'd have a better chance of scoring with a hot chick than a slightly above average looking chick.

There's no such thing as a real lesbian.

I think its the fact betas and nu-male find her completely no threatening, since she looks like a child and isn't interested in men.

The Japanese "Grass-Eater" syndrome is starting to take over here.

What is it about drawers with dickholes that lesbians like?

That was such a fucked up movie, haven't thought about that in awhile.

It's all squishy

Dude, look at her, you could fold her up and put her in your pocket and have a pocket fuckhole.

I prefer her porn clone, Yhivi

JUST

wouldn't it be more ariel rebel?

She's cute in a weird way I can't explain.

the hot ones are escorts, user.

i liked her in juno

im more beta than mochael cera and would watch that movie and masturbate after school because i had always wished a girl would just invite me to her place and just take my shorts off, take her shorts off, and just ride me for my first time. i wouldnt even mind if she got pregnant. id gladly take care of a house wife if it meant i could have sex

im 28 and still a virgin. you guys dont know how bad i want female intimacy in my life. just a makeout session at least

girl mouths look so soft

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I liked it years ago when I saw it, but that was when I was really into Page. I dunno what I'd think about it now.

What I do know is that Ellen looks a lot prettier when she's not smiling. She has a really shit smile. Her face looks much better when it's at resting position, or even pouting.

I'd screw Ellen Page from that pic, that was her prime time. Also Kristen Wiig. I know, Ghostbusters, etc, but still, she looks pretty good for her age.
The girl who stands next to Drew Barrymore and the next one are professional roller derby players, so I guess they could beat up someone, especially the bigger one. She looks tough.

NOW THAT

A non-smiling Ellen for you

I would like to rub my erect penis on her forehead.

It wasn't even Heavy Rain, holy shit. It was even worse and it was called Beyond Two Souls. It's one of the most ridiculous "games" I've ever seen. It's also an incredible mess. Seriously, look up the plot.

I thought she was mad at that game because it was possible to extract her character model and have a nude CG Ellen Page to fap to.

Present the best version of yourself by caring about your physical appearrance. Thats the quickest way to a whore's cooch.

u high? She looks nothing like her

And here's the real deal

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meh id rather her, but ive never been a petite chaser.

god I hate it when porn chicks look underage

why doesn't she have breasts

Some girls are just built like that.

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Ariel Rebel = ellen page

Ariel Rebel is already old. She looks like a diminutive milf now, and she wears more makeup than ever.

Yeah but if you gawk at your local waitresses you get hit with a restraining order. Also, you can never eat there again.

Why Live?

whast that from?
Christ those tits are ==perfect==

Tallulah

Her new Netflix original movie that just released yesterday