What are the best movies where men are men and women are women?

"You keep running that mouth I'm gonna take in the back and screw ya."

"Big talk"

"Keep it up"

If Forrest hadn't blown his load and instead fucked Jenny crosseyed her life would have taken a completely different direction and she wouldn't have wound up a pozzed hippie slut.

FUCK, FORREST FUCK!

YOU AIN'T GOT NO LEGS LEIUTENANT DAN
That movie is a piece of shit.
Both his mother and his gf are such whores that they died of AIDS, and he's a white knight cuck who raises his wife's son.
The only good thing to come out of it is this.

Pink Flamingos

Mclintock! 1963

It's about the most well liked and wealthiest man who uses his power and influence to keep the peace between all the factions in the territory. But what it's really about is a man who puts his wife back in her place. The penultimate scene goes on for more than 5 minutes and its him chasing his wife all throughout town, which ends with him spanking her. I wish I didn't have to cut the clip so close but the file limit is so small here and I didn't want to include anything missing its context. Even on youtube the whole scene is cut too short and the quality is terrible. Nevertheless, enjoy my shitty webm.

Spoilers: She moves back in with him.

The boy was his. In the movie. In the book, the boy was black

Source? Did Jenny tell you that and you believed her?

I am beginning to think that Mr. Eastwood may have failed to receive affirmative consent at each step of seduction! Very unsettling, I might have to refer this man to some educational materials about the importance of consent on Reddit.

The Sean Connery Bond films

Once Upon A Time in America

LOL

I was born in the wrong FUCKING ERA

bruh, he wouldn't have gone to school and met jenny if his mom wasn't a whore
she did it all for him
i thought forest was the father

He was obviously not the father. Jenny got the aids after they fucked meaning she fucked after they fucked plus why would she have gone all these years waitressing if her kids biological dad was a multi-millionaire shrimp magnate? No, Jenny was a filthy degenerate lying whore who just wanted a rich dad for her kid after she died and Forrest was a retard cuck. The end.

The Duke didn't take any shit

Connery either

Ghostbusters (2016)

he really is retarded

People forget that the brain is the biggest erogenous zone

if you're going to put that much effort into making that, at least anti-alias the text

inferior subvocalizer detected

Your point being?

If the baby's father was the one who gave Jenny HIV/AIDS then the baby would probably also have HIV/AIDS, because they didn't have antiretroviral treatment until 1987. As far as we're aware, he doesn't.

She's stupid. Not Forrest Gump level stupid, but stupid

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So which is more likely: Jenny fucked Forrest, split, had the baby and then shacked up with some guy who gave her aids OR she got aids, used Forrest to clean up and get her shit together, then took off before the baby bump started showing. I'll let the jury decide.

Riiiight. Guy who's spent his whole life professing unconditional love for her gets filthy rich, what dumb blonde could ever make THAT connection amirite?

If anything's triggering it's those wasted dubs

This would mean she formed a plan, but she never has that kind of forethought at any point in the movie. Considering all of her actions in the movie, the former is more likely.

They fucked before she took off. Forrest would have AIDS too.

You don't seem to understand how this shit works

Jenny was a drug addict and probably got aids by sharing needles. The movie never says how she got it, so either is a possibility.

The movie had already established she was screwing at least one guy who shot heroin BEFORE she went back to Forrest. Link related. Forrest Jr's real dad was most likely the free bird guy.

Still triggered by the truth, I see?

The movie doesn't even specify that it's AIDS she's got. Just that it's some virus

What could it beeeeeeeeee?

It's "ooh-pew"

Believe it or not, it's not AIDS

What other virus would it be? Ebola?

Lawrence of Arabia has absolutely zero female speaking parts and is like half a day long.

What are the best movies where men are women and women are men?

Thats my fetish

The Crying Game

Could have been Hep C

Not trannies, I mean transformations and body swaps.

Since when is hep C any kind of death sentence? She probably had it but it was the aids that killed her.

Best kino

On you, maybe.

1) You can develop cirrhosis of the liver with chronic hep C
2) Keep in mind, the movie was made in the 90s and Jenny was suffering from whatever it was she was suffering throughout the mid-to-late 80s. Medical treatment would have been way different back then. Even now, in America cases where HIV progresses to full blown AIDS are becoming rare/non-existent

i watched it a long time ago, but i clearly remember him being worried that the son might be mentally special like him

it's "o-pee" why you fucking english speaker always need to twist even the simpliest pronunciations, just say it as you read it

THE QUIET MAN

So in a movie that touched on literally every major american event from the 1960's onward you don't think the mysterious and fatal virus Jenny died of in the 1980's was AIDS. But you do think that was Forrest's real son despite the fact it makes zero sense and despite the fact he was cucked in the source material.

K.