*unsheathes katana*

Who wrote this crap ?

Willow is Jaden on MDMA. The CoS keeps a look alike girl for public appearances.

Just for reference, since you think you're the king of comedy, explain they humor they should have gone with instead of "reddit" shit.

How about no zany humor at all? It's a black ops team of psychotic convicts the government uses as expendable fodder to do their bidding. I fail to see how this is supposed to be a premise for a comedy movie.

The Joker isn't a funny man, no matter what his name would imply, and Harley is no fun either.

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They did retakes on this and star wars. This movie wasn't funny enough in their words, while Disney hated the tone of I, Rebel.

This reeks of self aware, lazy tongue in cheek jew jew/cuck whedon disney capeshit faggotry. Just sayin.

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Marvel movies = Reddit

she's also a porn star and has radiation powers?

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probably

DC movies = tumblr edge lords

Daily reminder that Kristen Stewart left the project after Will Smith was cast to replace Ben Affleck.

Which is still a lot better than Marvel.

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Yeah it's a weeaboo myth that samurai swords are better than western ones. Black Islamic innovations like European metallurgy is an accomplishment the nips can't take away from the proud people of African America.

lol wow she really didn't want to get blacked

Damascus steel is still superior to grorious nikon steel.

Why is she so perfect Holla Forums?

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This whole clip gave me critical levels of cringe.

I almost began physically shaking.

That was supposed to be funny?

It was cringe worthy as fuck

This scene seems too important to be something they added later on, maybe it's a reshoot to add Marvel humor?

The JUSTice League trailer really overdid it on the Marvel with Ben Affleck playing Robert Downey Jr instead of playing Batman.

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Im triggered

Also who the fuck tries to slice chainmail? You are supposed to stab trough it

Yeah, the katana is objectively inferior to European swords but this is an awful display, if the chainmail was actually fitted on a padded dummy instead of flopping around against a hard flat board it would change this a lot, these faggots don't know shit about shit

It's the fact she's so clearly imperfect that makes her appealing.

It's on a pig. And how would it change? If anything the padding would provide more defense.

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people moved on to blast furnaces for a reason

Comics should be comedy and dark, batman have always been dark and gritty but with a light heart, wolverine crack remark while ripping people's head. Spidy can't stop speaking even when MJ get raped before his eyes
Just beacuse a movie have comedy isn't related to Reddit faggot

The samurai were trained in kendo (that means way of the sword for you baka gaijins) since birth and with their ancestors' warrior blood coursing through their veins were the strongest fighting force found anywhere.

Ever wonder why Europe never conquered Asia? Because they heard of Nippon.

In contrast barbaric White 'knights' went around raping people, were so bad at warcraft that they clad themselves in pieces of metal and went around with a blunt sword bashing each other like uncultured savages.

A true samurai would cleave a fat brutish knight where he stands

Its the look she gives that makes me hard, you could probably kill 10 people in front of her and she wouldnt bat an eye

I STARTED A JOKE

But the Chinese invented blast furnaces

Here's your (you)

butthurt cumskin spotted

Because they wanted to fit in Will Smith somewhere and almost no one knows Deadshot in order to care about his race being changed.

It's probably a good move honestly since he adds some charisma to the cast that should help fill some seats.

HERE WE GO AGAIN, FOR THE HUNDRETH TIME NOW

what?

Nice well thought out rebuttal, you sure showed him

People like him. Personally I feel like he's lost a bit of that after doing so many Oscar bait movies, but he's been considered an extremely likable actor in movies like Men in Black, Wild Wild West, Independence Day, and so on. May not have done great movies, but he had a charisma that is considered good for filling seats.

You should know better than to actually have arguments with Holla Forums

Kill yourself fam.

I'm afraid so fam and I'm sure it will get a big laugh in theatres…at least in the US. Here in the UK, it will probably lead to awkward silence from everyone besides the few nerds.

I'll never forget when I saw the Amazing Spider-man in the US and people were laughing like it was the comedy of the year. Fast forward to this year when I saw Deadpool in a British cinema and there were only mild chuckles.

I was watching a movie in the US and people were "'CLAPPING"'.

I thought the whole clapistan thing was a meme.

Why does everybody ignore that katanas were actually very bad weapons that weren't even used in combat that often, and that the Japanese lost most wars during the period were they were commonly used?

*where they were

Seriously, I went to Cali a few months ago and I was fucking shocked how the people in cinemas cheer and clap at the movie.

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Name something in the last decade where Will Smith is anything but forgettable. He might just be making his current success by replacing white characters(I am Legend). Hell, if he sucks off the right execs he might be the next Bond.

He should go back to making music, that's what he got famous for in the first place.

That's it. I'm sick of all this "Masterwork Bastard Sword" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Katanas deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that's about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.

Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.

Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I'm pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system.

Stale pasta.

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The katana became special to japs late in history, even they were smart enough to know that katanas were shit.
Katanas became a symbol to represent status so they came up with their fancy ways of take a sword out of its sheathe.

Wonder why japs are the only ones that gives a shit about the way you draw and sheathe a sword?

Because that's all there is to it. It's a show meant to impress gullible retards, and as you can clearly see here, it works.

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she's jawsome

Of all the woman celebrities with manjaws you just had to pick the one that doesnt? Wew lad

I wonder how many of the cast of this movie accepted their role because they're old and thought it was the next Avengers movie their kids keep talking about. I bet Will thought he was auditioning to be Spider-man.

Nigger, during the period they were "commonly used" (not that this was ever the case) Japan only fought Japan.

That third pic looks just like moot.

Daily reminder your silly "katana" won't do jack shit against an opponent wearing plate armor. And Europe never conquered Asia because of the Mongols, the Japs just stayed contained on their shitty island.

A true samurai would get raped by a knight wielding halberds, which could pierce the samurai's heavy armor and just laugh as he tries to kill him with his dinky katana.

Go to bed, weeb.

So when did this become a /k/-tier weapons argument? I thought this was about an unfunny scene in a movie, so where did this come from?
It's a nip that uses a nip weapon in an unfunny scene.

it's bait on all sides brah. no one on Holla Forums actually participates in a serious argument anymore.

You think?

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no?

smh

A bunch of fags arguing about big knives.

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Pike are best weapon anyways, so it's not like swords or katanas actually matter.

*;)

God damn it, Switzerland go home!

Swords are status weapons, more so in Japan than Europe, at least.

As for the Japanese, it's a Hollywood cliche that they actually used swords on the open battlefield. They mostly relied on bows and halberds, swords being relegated to a tertiary role.

holy shit this acting is terrible!!! honestly wtf, i'm sure even normies will think this is ass

kek

The Big Bang Theory is still a thing you know. If it can go on for this long, normies will eat up whatever shit they convince themselves is chocolate.

Because a white person who hit's what he aims at isn't a superhero user, he's normal.

Why are niggers so shit at aiming though?

Also, Justice League Unlimited had the best version of the Suicide Squad, and Deadshot wasn't a nigger there.

Poor spatial reasoning.

Slashing weapons like Katanas are literally worthless against plate armor you fucking mongoloid. It doesn't matter if it is "folded 1000 times waitu piggu" or wielded by a manlet who will seppuku himself as soon as he loses.

If they have such bad aim then why are they so good at shooting three pointers?

Didn't Rooney Mara also back out of a project once she heard Will Smith was going to be involved?

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They aren't. Whites are better shooters, blacks take more shots. Watch college sometime it can be enlightening.

What if plate armour was made of folded japanese katanas?

Please stop

see

You simply cannot cut through a plate of solid metal with a Katana. It is literally impossible you dense motherfucker. The only way to get through plate armor is with a piercing weapon like a pike or a halberd.

What if the katana was made of folded plate armor?

Have you ever heard of MASH, one of the most successful shows ever?

What if I folded my pike into you fags asses.

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when did they say the chainmail was made out of titanium? Is this bait?

Plus chainmail wasn't nearly as protective as plate so your point is moot anyway.

Do not reply to Holla Forums

Never change, Holla Forums.

If you wanted to represent gun violence in america…

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Those are the rumors

LOL @ nihongonigger.
Japs never conquered Europe either because grorious nips never conceived the importance of a navy until the whites and their metal steamships showed up.

Also gr8 b8, replying without sage for nonironic lulz

The Nihonjin never bothered with Europe because it was a backwater shithole that had nothing they wanted.

Exactly.

They never bothered with Europe because they didn't know it existed.
They are so fucking stupid as a race that it took two nukes to civilize them.
Militarily they're shit because their tactics were shit. Australian soldiers in the Solomon Islands used to kill and capture them at night, because they never posted picquets.
Most of their animation is crap quality and their stories are shit.
They fetishize the west and are 96% pedophiles.
Fuck them and fuck you too.

"I'm known to be quite vexing"

IT'S VEXATIOUS YOU WHITE NIGGER

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

Did a weeaboo piss in your cereal?

Such an act would be dishonoraburrrr

The Europeans didn't know Japan existed either. Until about 1600, at which point they were well aware of each other

Did your wife run off with the Japanese or something?

…because Europeans came knocking and the nips shit the bed, not because the bucktoothed little yellow cunts were able to sail overseas themselves.

Probably a good thing too, because they proved themselves to consistently be one of the world's finest exporters of brutality, slaughter, rape and horror.

No. PS I am not Korean. I swear.

Would that robot work if you came on it?
There's salt in jizz, right?

This is stupid. No sword could just cut through riveted chainmail. That's why they wore it

kek

What if the katana handle was just really really really long oh yeah they did that, it was called a spear and it was the actual preferred weapon

Yea well, what if my katana was made out of 6 gorrilion folded katanas?

Kristen Stewart appeals to all heterosexual man beause she's that girl in highschool you fell in love with but could never date.

I went to an all boys school?

Only the betas.

Even by the typical standards of betas she's on the very bottom. No personality, can't act, plain, and that's on top of the usual "no tits" thing they all have. But at least most of them can act. Kristen Stewart is known specifically for the fact that she can't.

go listen to manowar

I'll see your Manowar and raise you one Kreator

Shouldn't you be busy trying to scam with PUA camps?

feet

noticing an increasing amount of Kirstenposting. Well i guess that is ok since she is lookable and not a goblin

I guess that retard with hard on for Quasimodo girl from GoT is still asleep

AYO HOL UP
SO YOU BE SAIN'
WE WUZ SUM KINNA SUICE QUA?

is joker a cuck?

I think I could've dated an unwashed heroin addict if I was really desperate enough

um… more?

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Hahha so quirk

Wow, that didn't take long.

Can you prove this?

What kind of fucking accent is that? It sounds like retarded midwesterner.

shes making her "new jersey accent" but shes an aussie so its sounds wierd.