Brie Larson is Captain Marvel

Black Panther might actually be good as long as it doesn't play up the whole "WE WUZ KANGS!!!" shit.

That's literally the entire premise of the character, you nigger.

It might be good if they play them true to comic, they were assholes and hates everyone that was not wakanda n sheeit.

If they play them all nice people and shit, the fuck it.

fuck i would explode all over those tits. She has the best nipples I have ever seen.

Never gets called out on it. Reminder that in the Marvel Universe Black Panther has the cure for cancer but refuses to share it with the world, yet he is still regarded as a hero.

He's just another shit nigger Gary Stu invented by two Jews.

So I assume she will turn down the offer and insist they give it to a black actress instead?

Isn't she the porn star?

You have shit taste in nipples.

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you wish fag

I actually thought her and Katherine Waterston were the same person for a long time.

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No. She'll give it to a Muslime teenager who fangirls over wolverine. Can't be using that famous leotard version now in current year.

Current Year's Ms Marvel Uniform

I am so glad I'm not a comic book fan right now

Another 6/10 who gets bonus points for being a part of (((hollywood))).

So what do you think is going to be the first MCU film to flop, Doctor Strange, Black Panther or Captain Marvel?

I'm interested in seeing Strange, but I'm betting the trailer is going to turn off a lot of people. It makes it look like some low budget Underworld/Airbender type film. The mystic stuff turns people off.

Black Panther was the most underwhelming part of Civil War, he doesn't have a huge following, and there are in fact a lot of people who despise the character because of how he's so frequently been written.

Captain Marvel is going to be a movie about the least popular version of a D-List character, and they've chosen an actress with no fanbase known more for upsetting people with her stupid tweets than anything else.

What ever movie comes after Donald Trump is elected will be the first to flop. Rogue One is going to flop too.

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Seriously, who the fuck is this bitch?

The way you phrased that makes you sound like a five year old

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faggots.

The amazing memorable character of Captain Marvel.

Captain Marvel?

Isn't that a he? Some sort of boy getting some superpowers or something. Something along with the name Shazam? Am i wrong? It's like a really old superhero?

That's DC's Captain Marvel, although Marvel also has a DIFFERENT Captain Marvel who died(I think.) and had his cowl taken up by Ms.Marvel.

You're both right and wrong. There's like forty Captain Marvels.

Since it was brought up, to illustrate what a complete bore this movie is going to be, I'm going to go ahead and list as many of them as I can remember off the top of my head before finally getting to the one this movie is about.

We'll start with the one you mentioned, he's now known as Shazam, main character of the Marvel family. He's a DC character, after a lawsuit his name was changed to the word he calls out to summon his powers. The most interesting thing about him is that his powered up form is an adult, but his real body is that of a child. He's basically magical Superman who summons lightning instead of using heat vision.

Before moving onto Marvel's effort -since that'll take the longest- let me mention for a moment MarvelMan, who Marvel now has the rights to and has been renamed MiracleMan.

His original run wasn't that dark, but he's best known for the stories written by Alan Moore and Neil Gaiman which are incredibly dark and known for showing what it wold be like if someone with Superman's level of power went insane.

On to Marvel's offerings… Where to start.

Well, the first was the original Marvel Boy, who since being brought back into continuity had his name changed to the Uranian. I may confuse a few details here as though I obsess about comics quite a bit, I've frankly never found *most* of these characters all that interesting.

Next was New Warrior's Marvel Boy who later changed his name to Justice after doing prison time for killing his abusive father with his telekinetic powers. Notably a future version of him with Captain America's shield is a member of the original Guardians of the Galazy. Jean Grey's original code name was also Marvel Girl.

Grant Morrison also created a Marvel Boy, who after he stopped writing him was destroyed by Bendis and has since only appeared in a book populated by twinks meant to appeal to girls.

Why are so many comic book characters getting gender/race-swapped, often through a bullshit excuse?

Can't they just create a new character?

Now onto the characters actually at issue here… Marvel's Captain Marvel was originally a cosmic super hero. I honestly haven't read *that* much of his stuff, but he's had a ridiculous amount of successors who usually go on to form their own identities and fade into obscurity.

The original eventually dies of cancer. Quasar comes along with the same "nega-band" powers and a goofier design.

There's also Captain-Marvel a kree astronat.

The original Captain Marvel's son took up the mantle for a while as well…

This was followed by other successors, including three female Captain Marvel's before the one this movie is actually about…

There was a black female Captain Marvel who now has her own identity as Photon.

Phylla Vell who is also technically Quasar's successor who joined the Guardians of the Galaxy, is a lesbian and fights with a sword.

and Sharon Ventura who was for a while, She Thing, the female counterpart to Thing.

And then… finally… The character being played in this movie, Ms. Marvel was Captain Marvel's next successor.

She had a really weird, boring origin story, and was only really any good for pin-up art. To the point that the most interesting thing about her was the fact that Rogue put her into a coma and stole her powers for a couple decades. Rogue rose to popularity while Carol sunk into obscurity until her reboot some years back.

Her story involved retarded elements like getting abducted by aliens and discovering she was half Kree and this activating her powers, and a horrible story about her being stalked by an entity from another dimension who impregnated her with himself so he could enter her reality and then took control of her mind, married her and took her back to his home dimension for years until she escaped.

Subsequently the most interesting quality about the character was the pin-up art of her. Can't have that at modern, progressive Marvel, so she changed her name to Captain Marvel and was redesigned with a much dykier flat chested look (this is the version we're getting! YAY!) and the Ms. Marvel title was given to a shapeshifting teenage Muslim girl.

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