Dear Holla Forums

Dear Holla Forums.

Yesterday I had a dream that Emma Stone was my best friend. She would hug me and let me massage her feet. We would laugh and have fun together.

It was a nice dream.

Thanks for listening, user.

She's super cute. I would love to be her butt slave.

Thanks for the new template thread OP. Can't wait to see 30 of these with the slight twist of being different people.

>>>/waifuist/

When/where did this meme start anyway?
I was off Holla Forums for a while.

what did he mean by this?

what did you mean by this?

really makes you think

pretty sure she fucks the negroes

Literally 0 proofs.

I don't believe you.

All Hollyweeders do.

All ginger bitches are shiftless sluts. Besides, you love her and life hates you, so your waifu is no doubt fucking Tyrone right this minute.

D-DELETE THIS

Post photographic evidence or GTFO.

I don't have to because now that the thought is in your head, you will do it for me. Even if you don't find any, it won't change anything. You'll never un-think it, user. It'll always be back there in the back of your head, nagging, nagging, tickling you, spinning around in an unending spiral.

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I could never stand Emma Stone. Are there any movies where she gets beaten to death?

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I used to have dreams that I was friends with Miley Cyrus. Curiously the last one was on the day she cut and dyed her hair. I miss her.

I also could never stand Emma Stone.
I think she dies in Faggot Spiderman 2. I haven't seen either of the Faggot Spidermans though. Only Sam Raimi Spider-Man kinos for me.

You don't understand, bro. It felt good. Even if I didn't fuck her. We were close and loved eachother. I've never experienced such a thing IRL ;_;

Odd question but
Ive never had a friend let alone a female friend

Do female friends let you touch them like that? Or vice versa do they touch you intimately when just friends?

I have a few female cousins and even they get a bit sheep-ish and hang back when i try to hug them. i dont even kiss them anymore because they dont let. me

I don't think this is the best place to ask such as question…

tfw Faye Reagan is now a drug addict

Your waifu a flat fugly shit


kill yourself/10


>>>/r9k/


Gee who woulda thunk

This is the only proper waifu.


Lad, really now.

Just like every pornstar.

well? she's a porn slag, of course she's a skank
what the fuck did you expect?

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strange that you mention it OP
i had a dream that i was in some afterparty with people that i guess were my friends
and i had some violet flowers in my hand, which i gave to some girl, slightly taller than me, after which she blushed
it was a nice dream

what did he mean by this?

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are we reading the same post?

L-LEWD!

back to /a/ with you, weeb

Wow, such cute, much nice.

High res images were a mistake

No, its better to see their flaws so you stop putting pussy on a pedestal you pathetic beta.

Why don't you put this on a pedestal you stupid retard

Ah, you're Fingolian. That explains the cuckoldry.

The Finns were under the rule of Swedish masters for hundreds of years. It shouldn't surprise you if they're cuckolds.

I'm a ginger bitch and I'm pure, fuck you.

Traps don't count

She's blonde, cucky Louie.

Tits or GTFO

Shitlord.

So, that means you couldn't even fuck in your own dream?

You're a failure, OP

Pls be in London

post more cute emma stone pics

gosh, you guys can only think about sex
it's not about that
it's about being friend with a female, sweet Emma on top of that
sometimes you are so intimate that having sex with her would feel like fucking your own sister
it would ruin the purity of your relationship


ok

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I'd like to give her a good assfucking if you know what I mean.

I do my friend.
I would love to cuddle with her.

Can you imagine being a famous pretender and being scared of going outside because you know the ammount of creeps obssesed with their idea of you

I guess the gazillions of money they get for doing nothi ng is nice but i would still be paranoid as fuck with that

besides wanting her feet all over my face, what makes you think I am a "creep"?
she's a celebrity, she's well aware that with fame come fans and not all of them are mentally sane

bumparoo