You have one sentence to explain why this isn't the greatest movie of all time

You have one sentence to explain why this isn't the greatest movie of all time

go

>>>/reddit/

Pacing is as slow as a tortoise.

Came here to post this. It could have been incredible if 1 hour was cut out (like any scenes involving the civil war).

Came here to post this. It could have been incredible if parenthesis was cut out

It's not directed by Tarkovsky.

Came here to post this.

Came here.

Im gonna need more than one sentence

Because it isn't directed by GOAT director Paul Feig and it doesn't star a revolutionary transgender heroine.

It's not "The Searchers".

Because Outlaw Josey Wales is way more awesome.

Fuck off, Holla Forums

We here to stay, fam

Here guys, have a Blondie mask.

See if you can shoop some funny shit with it.

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Fuck off, Holla Forums

I never saw it despite the numerous references to the famous face-off scene.

cute, reddipol

Cute, leftypol

ahahaha mad as fuck

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GBU is from 1966 and arguably plays more modern that most epic shits today.

Btw Ecstacy of Gold has an alternate ending, check it at 2m 50s

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Fucking goddamn millenials.
>>>Holla Forums

Go back to Holla Forums, kid.

The Searchers was better in every way.

because it's shit

You could give them 50 sentences and they still wouldn't make a dent in its greatness.

Why would I do that? I'm one of the people who believe that it is the greatest movie of all time.

4A Few Dollaroos Moar is the best of the trilogy. Prove me wrong. You can't.

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Dubs don't lie. Haven't watched it in quite a long time, so I'm gonna go rewatch it and get back to you on that.

Came

There's no womyn in it it needs a womyn-only reboot it wasn't even that good in the first place fight the patriarchy by giving money to sony XD

How would westerns be if they were still being made in 2016?

I'd love to see more being made, but I'm terrified of what they could be.

BLACKED

Even Unforgiven was guilty of this. Blazing Saddles doesn't really count because it was a parody.

Because it's a sequel to a western knock off of a better film.

fuck off, weab

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>>>/mlp/

They already did the gay cowboy with the "new" 3:10 to Yuma.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Just look at the shitty lolsoquirky diverse trailer for the Magnificent 7 remake. Just a waste of time

Sergio Leone as Eli Wallace as And The Ugly????

I edited it from one like this so it made more sense

It wasn't directed by Christopher "Bravo" Nolan.

Fuck you, it doesn't make sense.

Fine. You guys happy now?

Fistful of Dollars is the better movie, tgtbtu has a better finale and better characters.

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Not even close. Few Dollars More is the best constructed film, and has the best bad guy, Indio.

FoD was the first experimental attempt.
All the music is amazing though.

The last time I watched it I found the ending really unsatisfying for some reason. Feels like they didn't really know how to end it.