True empowering kino incoming

Why does she have a 2 handed sword?
Why is it 2 handed if the blade is that small
Why is she drawing it from her back?
Why is her shield so small?
Why is she wearing gloves that only cover her wrist and part of her hand
Why are capeshit costumes so over designed?

do you know anything about Wonder Woman?

>>>Holla Forums

she is though

Its a shame that German girl from Man of Steel already had a role in the DC universe, she'd be a top contender for WW. Then again, the kikes probably want one of their own for maximum empowerment.

A woman AND a Jew that fights the bad guys and saves the world.

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Is she… transforming?

Well Jaimie Alexander was the Norse Warrior Woman in Thor, and Gadot looks like fucking Arnold Schwarznegger next to her.

Isn't Wonder Woman just Red and Blue Xena?

While Jamie Alexander may not have the stature, she has the presence. Gal Gadot is a puppet, fit for modeling, not fit for the silver screen.

Jewess superheroines love to twirl.

Other way around

Wait… that's not cosplay?

Fuck you, she needs to pay.

Lynda Carter got all her roles in film after being crowned 1972 Miss World. Which led to her role as Wonder Woman.

I'm talking about Gal Gadot, not Lynda Carter.

lel

Gal Gadot won the Miss Israel Pageant in 2004 and participated in the Miss Universe Pageant in the same year, which led to her receiving several film roles until she was selected to play Wonder Woman.

Wonder if she thinks the Palestinians are inhuman dogs?

Standards have gone way, way down.

of course

More women in the selection and officiating stages makes sure that the playing field is…. levelled.

Whens the last time you saw someone looking hot at a beauty pageant and not laundry detergent ad mom hot. Hot hot?

So what? Doesn't mean she magically gets any acting chops.

They are, but she is also a filthy Jew so it evens out, I guess?

I can't recall when was the last time I saw a hot woman on TV.

I kind of recall Legend of the Seeker having somewhat attractive women in the cast (acting ability notwithstanding), but little else comes to mind.

She's a Jew, of course she does.

She's the best Israel had to offer

No, hot girls don't enter stuff like that anymore. Because if the female and gay judges don't rule you out for being "too sexy" for a pageant, then the other less pretty contestants will make your life a living hell and make sure you get kicked off the pageant.

I thought you'd know how Women handle these things.

Word.

Is she literally fighting the Nazis in the movie? That'd be hilarious.

Also does every Jew girl shave her arms? I knew one who told me she shaved her entire body regularly once she was 16 since the hair was too dark.

No Nazis in WWI

Well at least shes trying.

But yeah shes a bit of a beanpole even with muscles.

reminds me of those triathlon chicks with no hips

lol she literally padded her sports top, shes got nothing up there, especially after working out.

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Amazons were said to cut off one of their breasts. Why doesn't she?

Only works if you have breasts in the first place.

That's a myth based on the fact that they only breastfed with the one breast.

Amazons are a myth to begin with.

Scythian women are said to have been the amazons of old, except they weren't all bitches and actually had men and were nomadic according to Herodotus.

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Nevertheless, the one breast thing was a variation on the existing myth

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A longsword

Into the folder.

>>>/faggot/

You could be pretentious and call it a hand and a half sword.

christ shes flatter than mortez

Who the fuck is Mortez?

isn't he that guy from The Addams Family?

she is a professional supermodel tho

you being an autistic Holla Forumsack doesn't change that fact

First user means Chloe-Grace Moretz, Hit-Girl from the Kick-Ass movies.

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Zack didn't put her in pants so that's a plus.

Threadly reminder that "kino" means german cinema, and the youtube celebrities which use it are so ignorant they don't realize.

She was the best thing in that shitty Batman vs Superfaggot movie

Too bad her movie will probably have a retarded story

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women are fucking retarded
you've got to eat big to get big
suck it up faggot it's literally your job
christian bale gained weight for american hustle because he's dedicated to his craft

has Germany even made a single movie since Sound Of Music?

She's actually not drawing it from her back. It is physically impossible to draw a longsword from your back. She is pulling it out a bit to make it look like she is drawing it for the purposes of the picture but if she actually attempted to pull it out all the way she would find that it is not possible.

Titties are essential to WW. A Katy Perry or Eva Green would put male asses in seats but no, would be too sexist.

Catwoman was also female-starring superhero movie directed by a woman. Remember how that worked out?

O shit, nevermind, I was wrong, I clicked producer. Anyway, produced by a woman and written by a woman.

At least it had titties

wouldn't that cause some serious chafing during a night of cat burglary?

Yes, but you only watch capeshit and tv shows.

nice projection, m8

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This.

Calm down, Anita.

Expect women wreck their bodies with stretch marks and often get tube tits if they gain and lose weight too fast.

pick only one

This.

pick only one

Bravo, what a true thespian, he had the courage to eat and not exercise.

FAT FUCKING COW ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING HAVE SOME DIGNITY YOU PIECE OF SHIT LANDWHALE

How am I supposed to belive that THIS WOMAN IS AS STRONG AS THIS GUY?!

Ben "Islam is peaceful" Afflecks arms are bigger than her fucking thighs. Fuck wonder woman.

Wonder Woman was always shit, the only reason she's so prominent is because DC needed a female token character. It's the same reason Cyborg is part of the main Justice League.

Me on the left honestly

calm down anita

OF FUCKING COURSE

FYI, in the next page he goes off on a huge rant about slavery, and the story ends with superpowered Princess of a divine nation and the highly successful black man agreeing that they're both being held down by the true enemy; white men.

hot tbh

Could any of our beaner anons translate?

The problem for DC is that Superman and Batman go beyond just 'superheroes'. Next to them, everyone is sub-par.

That's why marvel has it easy, no one dwarfs anyone else.

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Huh… So she cut off both her tits. Double the Amazon I guess.

Care to post it?

Captain America, despite being a peak human (as in, weak as shit) routinely beats antagonists way above his league.

And Marvel has incredibly broken capes, especially mutants.

At least Batman, when written right, only wins against powerful entities by outsmarting them. Hell, he "wins" against Darkseid by threatening to blow Apokolips to pieces.

Mutants are fucking mary sues.

I mean, I would say her looks sort of evoke an "ancient Greece vibe".

i think you have greeks and kikes confused

Ancient Greeks were blue-eyed blonde whites, m8

the way they look today is because of nearly half a millennium of being raped by kebabs

No they weren't. We have plenty of ancient art of them and they've been dark hair and dark eyed since ancient times.

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The Hellenistic period had plenty of color paintings.

user, everything before 1950s was black and white. That's common knowledge.

They had one of these.

The problem is that Women end thinking to look muscled you need to lose bodyfat. But it doesn't work well for Women since estrogen levels are tied to their bodyfat levels, if it drops to low issues with menstruation occur, stopping entirely, breasts disappear, body hair starts growing, this is common in anorexia.

Female power lifters increase muscle mass whilst also keeping body fat percentage at the same level meaning they still keep their boobs and estrogen levels intact.

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Must be hell user

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I'm noticing a lot of women lately that have really high hairlines. What's up?

I want a /fit/ gf

"Super strength"

I thought the same thing while watching Deadpool and also every fighting game ever.

Did her pelvis do a 180?

How do you fuck yourself up that bad in just two months?!

High hairlines usually indicate premature aging when the person is still young. The only alternative explanation is hormonal issues which despite the "environment" being flooded by estrogen and estrogen-like substances, this is still hazardous to women.

Keeping your hair pulled back a lot can also cause the hairline to recede.

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10/10 Jewess

Would spare from ovens.

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Now THERE is a Wonder Woman.

That's a dude.

179 actually looked better imo.

I agree , fam

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WEW LAD

The presence of a weak teenager boy.

WW director is actually good.

an ugly jewess who has the acting talent and range of Mr. T….

Holy shit what a waste

I don't mean dwarf in terms of strength. I mean that Supe and Batman are pure archetypes in story-telling.

Every other superhero is just a variation of them.

her thighs look great tbh

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Geralt of Rivia does it all the time

Historically longswords were sometimes slung on the back, but it would never be unsheathed just before combat and not in the cliched way (drawn from the back). Slinging it on the back was the way to carry it NOT deploy it.

Fuck off, Louis.

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lol

Are you With Her, Holla Forums?

JUST FUCK MY CINEMATIC UNIVERSE UP

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read plutarch, many prominent Greeks were described as being blonde with blue eyes. Not even a We Wuz or anything, but it's just common knowledge that ancient greeks were not the swarthy deli owners we know them as today.

I've seen CGI with more life.

Go rewatch "Rome" series again. You know why everybody calls Vorenus a "fucking celt"? Because midterainian people were all dark hair, whiele celts, germans were blonde.

American superhero shit? Pass.

The middle one is juuuust right.

They want to prove with their male director counterparts in Elektra and Supergirl that they can also create female lead superhero movie bombs.

I guess slightly better than that wonder woman pilot tv show from some years back. I think it might be just worse than the wonder woman porno spoof. It's those added line ridges that every fucking superhero movie does that irks me. Is that painting suppose to imply that it's metallic because it looks more wooden instead.

It's like making a sidekick movie, no one wants that. Not even that many people want a Superman movie.