Ghostbusters final boss is defeated by fat whales focus firing his dick

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hhmm…… really makes you think

it'll be over soon

Can a movie make money off internet hate?

all of them are bashing the movie though.
what's your point?

hmm… really makes you think

They didn't screen it for critics, this guy got in by chance and is blowing the whistle.

What did you mean by this?

Only if you set up torrents, collect the IPs and then sue the shit out of everyone.

he means
MWAAAAAAAAH

This guy is such a fucking faggot. He's complaining about the sheboon and saying that WHITE MALES get to many roles. Plus he looks like a reject Wahlberg brother and sounds like one too.

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What a coward. You know he was thinking it

What are you on about, he's complaining about how the movie makes every male character to be either incompetent, stupid, or an asshole.

About 4 minutes in he turns into a whiny SJW cuck. The tattoos make it awkward.

I'd fuck the blonde one

Me too. Then I'd steal money out of her purse and leave while she was asleep.

FEMINISM: THE MOVIE

I didn't watch the whole thing but in the first four minutes he said the black character was a stereotype and that there are too many white males in movies and that women and minorities need more roles. Whatever he says after that bullshit I can't be bothered to watch. He's a faggot who's too afraid to have a controversial opinion so he's cucking himself. It's pathetic.

He shits on the movie you dumb ass. Watch the video.

t. guy in the video

t. samefag

Naw

Shut up faggot, just cos he shits on the movie doesn't mean anything, everyone is going to shit on it because it's shit. He still agrees with the cultural Marxist shit it's pushing, in fact he goes out of his way to defend it. Why are you defending this cuck?

you should have seen when it was star wars

top kek

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this video is currently on the top of reddit, comments are gold

How long until they take it down?

I could have sworn a long time ago an user called that they were going to probably defeat the final big boss by combining beams to shoot his dick?

who cares he's bashing the movie

Nobody cares that you got triggered, Holla Forums.

I'll give it a day.

What I really want to know is, how long before it gets leaked.

it hit China today apparently, we might be seeing leaks soon

only movies in demand get leaked

it begins

I doubt China cares about movies that arent about robots or Warcraft.


Does China even know or care for Ghostbusters?

they care even less for fat women and even less for fat black women.

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What did he mean by this?

Get with the times. Womyn are by definition stronk and brave.

She's a lesbian. Seriously.


It started being posted as a joke, then someone said that was actually in the movie. Then for a while (I think because one of the trailers or something?) we believed it was the staypuft parade float they shot in the dick, and figured it'd just be a throwaway gag.

We didn't anticipate it would be the climax of the entire fucking film. That retarded picture where Feig has the cast stand on him should have made it clear.

This is being said everywhere, because up to now Feig had been finding moderate success putting out low budget shit that dumb women would eat up. Stuff like Spy and Bridesmaids. It's the same argument we see feminists put forward everywhere, it's like with the women's soccer team demanding to make as much money as the men's because they won the women's championship, neglecting that women's soccer doesn't even make a tenth as much money as men's.

If you make a 100 million dollar movie and it makes 50 million, it's a massive flop. If you make a 1 million dollar movie and it makes 50 million it's a huge hit and you've made 50 times your budget. This was essentially going to be proof he could make actual hits with big budgets.

Two members of the cast are SNL nobodies, the headliners are moderately famous from comedies that aren't actually funny, so they've basically Seth Rogan, Shia Labouf, etc. The Kardashians of Hollywood, famous only because we're told they're famous.

that's okay. I love a challenge

Guy in the video is a colossal fagoot.

Couldn't make it through 20 seconds. I don't need that cuck to tell me the movie is dreadful

I can't believe he is married, thought he was gay. Would have almost explained why he is such a mangiana

Her trying to seem hot and badass in the trailer made my dick shrivel up like a prune in the arctic.

I still don't get like whether that picture was supposed to be funny or if that was his kink.

You have to enjoy the company of other men to be gay. Feig despises other men, and likely himself, too. He makes these awful feminist movies to make up for his maleness.

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Then what the fuck is he? The same vein as Burch and Coffin? The league of sackless gentlemen

He probably enjoys getting pegged, or watching as his wife is ridden by a procession of young bulls.

any chink anons willing to bite the bullet and try getting a camrip of the film?

really? her licking her gun made me swell up like a blowfish in a Mauritian sauna

He reminds me of this kid I knew in elementary school, won't say his name. Some days I thought he was smart, other days I thought he was a colossal faggot.

He hung out pretty much exclusively with the girls, spoke effeminately, and played with polly pocket. However, he was always talking with them about sex. Like he'd have the polly pocket figures have sex and such. When I'd talk to him, he'd talk about seeing chicks naked on cinemax (this was slightly pre-internet) I remember thinking if not for the way he acted with girls, I'd totally think he was gay.

Feig has tried to overcompensate for his complete lack of masculinity with "wackiness" but he's not really a funny person. The girls standing on him, that interview where he gets slimed and then pulls his chair back to force a prat fall. He's a man with incredibly low self esteem.

Jim Carrey said in interviews his comedy came from depression. That he grew up with a sick, bed-ridden mom and threw himself down the stairs and made wacky faces to try and cheer her up. Chris Farley adopted the persona that made him famous to overcompensate for being fat, he figured if he made fun of himself they couldn't pick on him for being fat. The difference is, those guys had charisma.

Feig said he got picked on and had no male influences, this was his only defense mechanism. I suspect Feig, Joss Whedon and Chris-chan have an awful lot in common.

Really makes you think.

Even that really faggoty guy calls the movie bad

THE FRENCH

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>"It's really, really, really, really bad."

Pretty bad when even a faggot like this is calling it out.

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No it won't. When the movie finally comes out Holla Forums will probably be as full of shitposting as it was when TFA came out.

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What the fuck is wrong with you, m8?

sorry, not giving you any youtube revenue fam

he doesn't need you fam

I'm not gay

What did he mean by this?

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Chicks are for fags bro

I think the confusion here is based on someone -who immediately defensively defended their arousal by declaring they weren't gay- who claims to be straight proudly poclaiming they were turned on by a flat, butch lesbian with retarded hair licking a toy gun.

Don't say that G word. That's her species word and she'd be offended if you said it.

she's so not funny on top of being a niggrilla

basically this, although I disagree with your calling her butch

Gotta be just a bit butch when your entire claim to fame is doing impressions of Ellen Degeneres and Hillary Clinton.

almost feel bad for him. Not his fault he grew up without a dad

Same thing happened when Mad Max: Monthly Fury came out last year. It will go away next Friday, Friday.

wew, when movies come out people talk about them. You might be onto something here user, really makes you think.

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If lesbians actually existed then they wouldn't have sex by fucking each other with plastic penises.

whats with the pixels?

I think its the gorillas face shooped to replace slimers

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not a real thing people do

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user, even in porn how often do you see scissoring?

Good and all, but I checked their twitter and it's like reading game reviews. All 7s and 8s, they're good with anything that's remotely watchable even if it's some capeshit turd.

Y-you'll see!

Where are the replies? She always get hilarious shit that puts her back in her place.

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Proof they just bought reviews.

He probably got laid a lot, women respond well to people being comfortable and forthright around them

Man that looks really shitty.

Good reviews =/= audience reception or box office sales.

Thought they of all people would know this

She can be right.

Spy had more than 90% on RT.

Just got to mass-report the bad reviews to get them deleted.

normalfag reviewers are already bashing the movie

Yes.

I'm so divided

One side of me wants this movie to fail because I hate feminazi cunts, but at the same time I want it to succeed so I will be able to appreciate all the butthurt here in Holla Forums

Hard choice, hard choice

I just wanna say I really love ass tah ass, and there simply isn't enough of it in porn.

err yes

you're so edgy

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I thought there was an embargo until release?
Can Sony sue these people or does the movie suck SO much that no one gives a fuck?

Because it's so likely he'll see this thread and know who you are.

apparently these ppl didn't sign anything. Just some special pre screening

What the fuck?
This is stupid as shit as a concept, and it also looks like some teenager was dicking around in photoshop.

This guy is just some food critic whose buddy got a pair of tickets to an advanced screening. He signed nothing and there's no law stating that he can't air his opinion online.

I want to see them too.

Do we know the full plot yet?
If we switch male and female roles in the movie, will it be the most problematic triggering material ever?

Seems to be mostly delusional faggots hoping the movie's good.

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Gay.
I was hoping for another comment that shit on her as hard as the abortion tweet.

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Thought I was the only one getting the milf vibe from her

some user dumped a script in a thread earlier. forgot which one

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Shit, it's Avatar The Legend of Korra all over again.

ftfy

His wife is a fag hag. This man is certainly gay.

You should really watch shows before embarassing yourself.

Uncle Fortune Cookie wasn't portrayed to suck. He was almost as much of a mary-sue as Katara.

Yeah, she's the only one I'd like to see more of.

I'll never watch that shit again.
After the reboot in the second season, every male character was acting like an idiot while every female character were in charge.

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Plus if you look at any photo of Paul Feig, he is clearly wearing make-up. Guy is in the closet probably because he thinks it will help his career.

Looks like his beard passed expiration date

nice meme, everybody who's met lesbians knows they fuck once then either have an ugly breakup or a decade of watching Hulu in seperate rooms

Here's a completely unscientific rebuttal

Did your mom become a dyke or something? You seem pretty butt blasted about girls not wanting your muicropenis.

that looks so retarded holy shit

Girls scissor, they just eat each other out and fighter each other more.

in porn yea, but how do you expect to get enough friction and pressure by slapping another vagina onto another one?

Hi, Paul Fag!

Apparently, you don't know what clit is since you never had sex with a woman.

Well I've never rubbed my vagina into another, but you seem to be well versed in the subject.

You've never brought a woman to orgasm either, it would seem

She's more plain than butch. She's definitely attractive in an accessible way, too bad any comedic talent she has comes from being a bent rugmuncher with penis envy. Jenny McCarthy is definitely the exception that proves the rule, drop dead grills who are actually funny come around as often as Hailey's comet.

And no, her stance on vaccination doesn't count

According to domestic abuse statistics, lesbians are more likely to beat the shit out of each other than actually do anything intimate.
Which further cements the notion that women completely despise other women.

Hollyjew doesn't really do butch girls at all. They're afraid portraying butch girls is racist against lesbians or something.

it's actually a guy, right?

At least try.

Fun Fact: She's the whale's cousin

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WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED

FILM AT 11

Woah woah! Moving the goalposts much?

No. She's just past her sell-by date.


Joseph is rolling in his grave at what his descendents have wrought.

The full plot is described around the 22 minute mark.

You gotta look up tribbing, fam. Porn is all about the terms.

Her show was as funny as Amy Schumer's + she's a playboy playmate not a revolting hambeast

I've always thought Ana Faris is funny as hell and amazingly fuckable.

Scary Movie era Faris, definitely. Now Borat's right, she looks like a lesbian hobbit.

Have you people only seen one other woman besides your mom?
Holy shit

This is not a point in her favour

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Ana Faris was hilarious in "Just Friends"
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Even though she only had a minor role she hammed it up pretty well as expected.

If anything it's the opposite.
He sees all of the sub-6/10 whores posted ITT and thinks he has anything resembling taste in beauty.

go back to the basemen, Holla Forumsirgin

I used to think Amy Smart was the cutest chick in the world. Sadly, age has wrecked her lately.

Showing her tits in a national lampoon movie wasn't Smart.

Best part is revealing that Feig had a conniption and broke down crying on set because he wasn't able to competently direct the big dance number that effectively convinced him to do the movie in the first place.

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suprisingly married raptor man who is like 4 years younger than her. Usually in the hollywood world its the other way around.

She looks like a crack whore.

This faggot is the gayest straight guy in the world

Her nostrils are just flared because of her wide smile, mang.

Thor's wife is like 8 years older than him

wasn't he a former fatty too?

Thats called the friend zone bro

Guys, remember, Richard Simmons was a straight man until he came out of the closet.

What the fuck it even has a fucking dubstep theme song? Just when I thought it couldn't get worse … it gets worse

You're thinking of the guy from Guardians of the Galaxy.

Guy can have almost any piece of ass on the planet, goes with an old lady

Hugh Jackman did this too.

The saddest thing is that knowing female psychology they would never display the same loyalty if the roles were reversed.

Yeah. Women never go for older men, ever

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Womens desirability diminishes with age Men's does not imagine if Jackman had his face burned with acid and the medical bills brankrupted him … you think she'd stick around?

Fags are fooling anyone. Fuck off pretending to be straight

Fuck yes. Where's she going to find better?

Fieg is the end result of not enough bullying. In a just world he'd have killed himself in his teens due to social pressure.

They're both gay, user. Jackman more obviously but Thor too.

It's real. Skip to 24 seconds to see the ghost being shot in the dick.

Watching the (good) video feels like a credit roll of Schindler's List each time a name gets mentioned.

Fucking Jewish vermin.

I mean hemsworth, I thought he had a story too about him being chubby as a kid

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She's pro-vaccination?

A sexy crack whore.

And now you know why Robin Williams did it.

It's not a big secret that the best comedians are generally a depressed bunch, with a small group that aren't, like Norm or Rodney.

Isn't Robin Williams kind of an exception though? He didn't just have a hard or sad life, he was JUSTed way too fucking hard.

It's the "Sad Clown" personality.

Most comedians are miserable fucks. In the old days they used to be funny too, but now they are just miserable fucks.

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Very brave of him of spoiling that piece of shit despite Sony efforts to enforce a critics' embargo

Why? Do you want 20+ GoT "general" threads full of quasimodo williams instead?

ARE KNOWN

Still wait for the damage control articles written by the cunts of TheMarySue, Vox, Buzzfeed, Huffington post and The Guardian

wasn't he a drug dealer?

thanks fam

Hitler dubs confirm

You have a point fam, Only the "female friendly" lesbian porn features scissoring. The cases in which a similar sex position is used is when both whores are using a double headed dildo

Who? Robin?

I don't understand how Lindsay became so pozzed. She was actually the smartest person on Channel Awesome, though that's not saying much.

I want Michael Dante DiMartino to gtfo this thread

I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Life seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone in threatening world. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor…" he says "I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

She went to college fam, also blame her friends, especially Nella, the fat cunt. There are rumors that Lindsay let her cunt be licked by Nella.

If you want more info go to the Channel Awesome general threads.

yea

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Dunno about that. As far I know he killed himself because his wife was a fucking cunt and he was in early stages of parkinson.

trigglypuff please
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TITS OR GTFO

Just look in his eyes. He's dead inside for that long.

3/r9k/5me

what were the stories about his wife? Never head them before

Talk about low standards.

I can't endure seeing him suffer like this.

That she never allowed him to visit his children and she was controlling her money. She married him 3 years before his death, after Williams became an hero, she is fighting for his estate against Williams' children.

I think Williams died because of being JUST by her wife.

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Fuck that. Zelda Willaims is waifu tier. Ain't havin' it.

Bill Murray never wanted to be part of anything related with Ghostbusters. That's why Aykroyd and Ramis attempts failed and he reluctantly accepted to be part on the videogame. The reason he's now on this trainwreck is because Sony threatened him with a lawsuit.

It was confirmed by emails leaked by wikileaks.

Williams' wife is surely the villain here. Maybe it was her plan all along.

Lawsuit for what actually? What were they able to hold against him to force him into this situation?

He got beat up in school and instead of maning the fuck up, he became a mangina instead.

A gorilla is a gentle, but strong animal with a dynamic social structure. I'd be honored to be called a gorilla. It would mean that I'm finally as jacked as I want to be.

Probably some multi picture deal he signed with the rest of the original cast

Then I have to wonder why Sony didn't strongarm him into an actual Ghostbusters 3 earlier.

Wtf he aged like death

Better review here.
>I laughed throughout. I loved Bridesmaids."

Because, as we've seen from many, many examples, they don't actually care about making good movies

they don't hate Fantastic 4 and even they think it won't be remembered in 6 months

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I want underage summerfags to leave.

Thanks Rorschach.

Just because she went to college doesn't mean she's smart. Most of the people who went to college are fucking twits.

LOL, IN HIS BALLS? TAKE THAT DAD!

Now I feel bad for the guy.

Don't cry for Bill Murray, he chose to sell his soul to Kikeywood, this is his punishment. He's lucky he didn't get a childhood of molestation and just has to humiliate himself on talkshows.

I want the frustrated dykes to leave

Gorrilas have 2 inch penises though.

Why is hung like a gorilla a term anyway? A horse would be a better choice.

Because people equates niggers with gorillas (hence the comparison of Leslie Jones with them) and thought because they're bigger, their dicks too.

The funny thing is that we humans have the largest dicks of all Great Apes, but we aren't the strongest. A chimp is more stronger that a steroids gym dweller.

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Frustrated dykes never stood a chance and should give up and die. Lipstick lesbians have all the fun. They aren't like ugly dykes that fuck each other out of desperation, and while doing so do a terrible job because they're so fucking saddened by how pathetic and hopeless they are. Lipstick lesbians know they can get all the dick they want but they flaunt their sexy bodies by pairing theirs with another sexy woman and enjoy themselves while doing so. Think of it like they view another woman's body as another set of clothes. The only thing more sexier than one hot naked woman is another, so that's why they gather in pairs and groups - using each other to flaunt their own body. Remember that the #1 thing that a woman gets turned on by is knowing they are desirable, and what better way to tempt men than overlapping themselves with another woman and enjoying each other.

I'm seriously worried that Cisbusters' only achievement at this rate, will be killing poor Bill Murray.

Comedians have it rough, ask Robin Williams: their job is to make themselves miserable so that you yourself can have fun, essentially negating themselves. But if you make it even harder on them, sadistically with no way out, they age and perish visibly under the burden.

Thanks comedian

Salon and the Guardian already posted their reviews.Obligatory mentions of Gamergate, mother's basements, and soggy knees all around.

I heard joke once: CIA Man goes to doctor. Says the mercenary's dangerous. The masked man seems harsh, and cruel. Says he feels all alone against threatening man. Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The mercenary - Bane - is in plane. Go see him. Face your fears." Man bursts into tears. "But doctor…" he says "He's a big guy." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Plane crashes. Curtains.

That's entirely on Sony.

Indeed. If he croaks we may have an excuse to hound and burn Sony.

If you don't cow tow and buffer criticism with the right lines, you'll have the culture police show up.

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