Dat scenery

Explain why you don't like this movie. The only thing you can bitch about is that 10 second scene of an indian crying about muh land muh aminals, and I guess the fact that the most racist guy was the antagonist. Other than that, solid cinema.

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The only good thing about this movie is that is beautiful to look at. Leo sucks, his half breed son sucks, the constant "racism is evil lel" was annoying, the SJW Captain is gay. The only good person in the whole movie is Shinzon because he has motivations and is somewhat developed.

you forgot "dat" white guilt

It's a movie where nothing fucking happens.


Boring as shit and preachy, too. Fuck it and fuck your shit taste.

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This movie really is great. Great action, scenery and acting, especially Tom Hardy. better than the Farts Awakens.

And people are still calling it a "white guilt" film? Indians and Americans fought. That happens. It's history. Plus, the opening is Indians killing Americans over furs and some missing chick, which doesn't exactly make them look good.

Tom Hardy's character wasn't the main character.

yeah, people are still calling it that, because all we see for 3 hours is Dicaprio's mewling, whiny face bitching about his mongrel son and how bad white people are towards him


its justified because obviously white men stole the chick and use her as fuck meat, something Indians would of course NEVER do, its just more evil white men

its a fucking white guilt trip, Hardy is a great actor, yes, the rest is fucking 2016 all the way

Inarritu is a pretentious hack.

Birdman was like watching a guy shit in a box, talk about how egotistical people are for shitting in boxes, and point out that anyone can shit in a box and claim themselves as a great artist, without once realizing that it doesn't change the fact that they still shat in a box and cited it for a reason why they are such a great artist.

I've never seen babel, but it looks like absolute garbage.

There's only one thing Inarritu is good at; cinematography, in that every scene that wasn't a retarded sdream sequence or had Leonardo DiCaprio chewing the scenery with his girly screams or any other character for that matter looked decent, though even 95% of that is due to the sheer beauty of nature.

The soundtrack was amazing, because inarritu had no input and instead differed to the wonderful, if not familiar piano melodies of Ryuichi Sakamoto. The story that he had based it on was incredibly interesting and inspiring, and the fact he didn't bother to pursue the Christian theme of forgiveness shows both a lack of respect to American folklore, and a post-modern disgust of Christian ideas in addition to the post-modern ideas of equality, race, and justice.

This leads me to the main motif; nature as a force of poetic justice and/or raw power. Throughout the movie, we are exposed to incidences of nature exerting furious power over the helpers humans through bear attack, avalanche, rapids, snow, and even a fucking meteor. which begs the question; if you are using the meteor to represent God's divine judgement, why in the fuck would you twist the story away from its forgiveness theme?. Ultimately, the Indians should not have been characterized, and their motives left a mystery. Why? So that they could act as a force of nature. The ending would've been better served if Hardy ran down that hill, followed by Dicaprio, then a few moments later an Indian troop.

Fuck that stupid dream sequence where his dead squaw of a wife was LITERALLY FLOATING ABOVE HIM HOLY SHOT THAT WAS THE DUMBEST VISUAL I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME BRAVO INARRITU YOU OVERRATED JEW MONGREL FATFUCK.

and the dumbest thing is the portrayal of indians as "noble savages" like in this bumfuck movie, that they were just living the good life in fucking heaven on Earth as it were before "racism" arrived

Indians did raids, a lot, to the point where it became their life, not for revenge against the evil white patriarchy for abducting their princesses, but to inflict pain, out of hatred, to kill, to "genocide", as "violence" against the white man's "Otherness", to borrow the Jew Derrida's trickery. They stole white women too, they raped grown men up the ass after beating them, and children and women. They tortured the shit out of the pale faces. And it wasn't because of fucking "immigration", they were already doing that to each other before whites arrived. Even as late as the 19th century the tribes could not achieve unification.

There is no "immigration" at all, every "immigration" is already an invasion, so the moral high-ground liberals want to claim for Indians is fucking bullshit. Russell Means long saw the fraud of liberal nonsense about "immigration". He saw, at middle age, how liberals used Indians as another stepping stone in the racial spoils system, as moral leverage against the white man, as another facet of white guilt, and thus implicitly of white privilege, but were never accorded the sacred status the nigger enjoys, despite indians having fared far worse than the niggers. And why? Because Indians waged a war, and when you look at the well documented facts of that war, chickenshit liberal moralizing goes out the window, as it does in all real wars.

So no, Innaritu's La Raza mongering, he probably sees the Indians as an extension of his own origins, is more disingenuous, semi-religious liberal moralizing. "U invaded us bro now you must take black dick". Sorry, its more complicated than that.

dicaprio is overrated

It's not about the screentime, it's about the bigness of the character.

You guys are making up this noble savage thing. The movie doesn't portray them like that outside of that one indian that saved the main character and then was hanged.

Reading about what really happened made me hate this fucking movie. Tacked on MUH INJUNS bullshit even though the Indian tribe that hunted him down where scumbags in real life. Although the movie didn't really portray the Indians kindly, they were a bunch of cunts that attacked honest fur trappers, stole their pelts to sell for guns and then pulled the whole "MUH LAND WHITEY TOOK FROM ME ;_;" bullshit with the French.

The movie should have been about survival and not about stupid indians and REVENGE.

It's a landscape photograpy showreel with a shitty spaghetti-western revenge plot awkwardly tacked on.

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meh, it was ok

dicaprio's little girl noises were the best part of the movie tbh

Saying this movie is cucked is like saying the Godfather is cucked because the oldest son who died says he hates niggers and japs.

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This.
Noble Savage = Hollywood
Reality = whenever an Indian tribe raided some frontier farmstead they wouldn't just take the daughter alive as a sex slave, they'd also allow the tribe's women to mutilate the girl after the gangbang was over, usually by cutting the eyeballs out and holding her face to a fire to completely disfigure it.
It was a deal they struck, the men were allowed fun time with some white teen pussy and the women were allowed to enact jealous revenge afterwards and cast this object of desire out into the wilderness as a blind monster.

hmmm I can't imagine why tribes of murderous yellow niggers were regularly hunted down and exterminated by the people they targeted. They must have been completely innocent, and it's that pesky white man who's hard to get along with

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Too long. They should have cut out all the dream sequences of the dead wife. That would shave off half an hour.

Nailed it.

muaagh the french were inaccurately portrayed, their place in America was pretty much reliant on the indians because their population was low and they had to trade with them. why would they fuck it up with a tribe to steal one woman? makes no sense.

underrated post
and dubs

HOW DARE YOU BESMIRCH MY ENLIGHTENED MIND!!!
t. Inarritu

thanks Holla Forums

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Every film starring Dicaprio would be slightly improved with Matt Damon instead.

Other than that, it's okay, a pretty solid and entertaining film but it's really only got that going for it, it's not like the moving plot and interesting characters are all that entertaining.

Also is the
BEAR RAPE
in the deleted scenes? Is there bear-fisting?

you know what else is solid? concrete.

You'd be surprised what the French would fuck up for a nice bit of minge.

which episode of Game Of Thrones is this?

The episode with rape.