The director of space cop critiquing john carpenter

bravo RLM!

It's okay to make a bad film if you're being ironic.

This and more, at 11.

Not giving some SJW who can't into John Carpenter YouTube shekkels. Try a webm next time.

This from the same guy who felated Cowboys v Aliens and didn't mind TFA. He's just an autist good at catching plot holes, his taste is in his ass.

Do you ever get tired of jumping on and off of bandwagons so fucking often?

Do you ever get tired of slurping bull cum out of your gf's vagina?

Can't hear you over the sound

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>Still trying to force your meme that people only hate them for the TFA review after shit like pre_rec and their five years of half in the bag that just repeats the same stale attempts at humor

Do you ever get tired of trying to force things nobody is falling for?

You're required by law to hate "ecelbs" on imageboards. Probably because they're self-important neckbeards making money off it, unlike us.

do you not understand that means you should STOP FUCKING POSTING ECELEBS?

Hating RLM is just the Holla Forums standard, honestly it's just this board being full of contrarian hipsters whom often never have an alternative, they just like to bitch about shit.

With TGWOT there are a lot of valid points.
But with rlm it's like

It's the most played out thing about this sad excuse for a board.

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It feels like he's only doing TFA now out of pressure

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Like a snake eating its own tail

I don't even known who RLM is, but anyone who doesn't like Escape from New York must be some kind of faggot.

What is tgwot

That Guy With The Glasses, AKA Channel Awesome

The other guy liked it, the Plinkett Review guy didn't see what's the big deal

Behead those who insult John Carpenter

you should probably kill yourself like right now

I hope John Carpenter lives for a long time. He's looking like a zombie these days. He's also producing the next Halloween movie.

Damnit misread

He told Rob Zombie to do whatever he wants with his remake, because he didn't care

K.

Seriously, people on this board cannot contain their autism when it comes to RLM.
Yet people still offer no sensible alternative even half as entertaining as RLM is, and the biggest complaints about rlm all seem to be "sellouts! shills! opinions!"
And don't even fucking say on cinema.
Nobody even brings up on cinema in here unless cornered about giving reasons why rlm is shit.

ow about not watching clearly designed youtube as your bread and butter?

Except the fact that nearly EVERY mother fucker on here watches them constantly.
That's why every single post about how shit they are comes with a complete update of how they dun goofed this time.

top be honest man, having to filter out the popular youtuber garbage from the front page is not an asset its a liability

you keep telling yourself its normal while i keep hiding all of your threads

You're a fuckig retard.

I don't think that's the situation really. Rob Zombie and John Carpenter were friends a long time before the Halloween remake, so yeah he's not going to say anything about it being a a piece of shit to mess up his friendship. He generally doesn't care about movies that don't have his name on it, so maybe this new Halloween will actually be good for a change.

Why do you even watch this this faggot eceleb shit to begin with? I don't know who this faggot is. You're coming in here and complaining that people are giving alternatives to this nobody, alternatives to what, nigga? Why do you have to have some autist on YouTube tell you what movies to watch? What is the point of watching people talk about movies instead of watching them?

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for someone who doesnt get this youtube shit, you CANT

literally garbage all over the front page every day whether its channel autist or red leader media or any other shit garbage nobody fucking cares about and has nothing to do with tv and movies

You people don't ever get tired of posting these assholes, do you?

C'mon, don't hate on the Channel Autism thread, it's too much fun to laugh at their drama.

bravo user!

That Guy With One Testicle

When will you cucks stop posting this garbage?

Why the fuck do you need an alternative to a youtube poster?