Whatever happened to good old classic 80's fantasy stories...

Whatever happened to good old classic 80's fantasy stories? A boy finds some magic muguffin (and maybe a companion they can sell as a toy) and go on an adventure? They were huge in the 80s, still sort of survived in the 90s and now they're utterly gone.

Shlomo decided that making young white men feel empowered and good about themselves was off the table.

I don't think that was SJeW's fault.
That looks more like some moral guardian soccer moms shit.

I grew up on and loved this shit. It made me feel like that if I worked hard, never lost faith in myself, and always tried to do the right thing I could become the hero that is respected and surrounded by friends and happiness.

Oh god, how did my life go so fucking wrong?

Your mother didn't have an abortion.

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There is still a lot of them out there, most are less known.

Holla Forums's depth of knowledge seems to be the last 5 blockbusters, for fuck sake.

Picture related.

I watched it, it was shit. XD SO RANDOM GIRL and XD SO 80S. It's a boring movie because it's trying to be something else and doesn't understand what was great about the originals. You can't just smash mad max and 80's kids movies together, it doesn't work.

How long it lasts?
Things like Kung-Fury are good because its 30 minutes long.

Look it up. 95 minutes.

Kung fury was a fucking abortion. It was 9gag the movie.

If you hate everything, just stop watching movies. Retard.

Give examples.

Can you Goons fuck off out of Holla Forums?

"Why do you hate everything?"
"Why do you hate women?"

Same logic, same retards. We can see you from a mile away you faggots.

Quads confirm.
There has to be some good examples of period comedies done right.

I think the boy thing is a bit much, but if you look at young men that boys could aspire to the list gets pretty big.

Legend
The 80s version of Lion Witch and Wardrobe
Never ending story
Time Bandits
Willow(kinda)

Peggy Sue got Married was pretty good. And despite the shit it gets I like American Graffiti.

And you want to tell me you really enjoy movies objectively and isn't here just to cling to your childhood fee fees?

Sure, there are people who use that excuse to push crap like ghost busters, but that doesn't excuse contrarianism nostalgic circlejerk in ridiculous proportions.

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Triggered mi'lady?

I asked about a genre that vanished. A bad 80's nostalgia cash ins are brought up, I say it was shit because it was shit in both cases. Some how this means I have nostalgia goggles on?

Let me explains something to you. The 80s is split into 2 eras. One is dark and gritty, while the others is neon and hopeful. The neon and hopeful shit is all people remember and they think the 80's is entirely laser guns and Blade runner. I remember 80's movies when they were dirty New york streets and your average Joes against something magical. Shit like High lander, Ghost busters and terminator are all this darker shit and not XD SO RANDUM LASERS AND LEATHER JACKETS.

When discussing a genre that was mostly in the early 80s of grim dark and not the neon bubble gum pop 80s of Howard the duck offering up the second is not going to satisfy the OP.

[citation needed]

How about Tomorrowland, Pan, Real Steel, Zathura, Hero 6, The Book of Life, Hugo, The Sorcerer's Apprentice, The Golden Compass and so many more?

I'll just wait for the super objective review of all the reasons those movies are not valid.

You can name a handful of movies over almost 2 decades. Well done, you have proven my point. You should of also used Harry Potter which is one of the core reasons it disappeared as they franchised shit instead of single movied it.

Can you fuck off back to Tumblr already? You're a revolting excuse for a human being and an abortion is all you deserve.

I can name way more, but why should I waste my knowledge of cinema on shitheads that aren't even going to watch anything new they find out?

All of them bad.

Shit taste.

Wasn't that kike propaganda by some spic who pretty much only did that movie and Hellboy? I liked the visuals but the movie sucked.

Commie propaganda technically, so yes kikes

A little girl trying to save her mother's life by magical means while an asshole psychotic general that not even his men like doesn't like the girl because is the daughter of someone else.

I think you're are getting too much boogeyman at a time.

He also made "Cronos", "Blade 2", "Pacific Rim" and "The Devil's Backbone".

they aren't classic, they are all low quality shit or obscure cult "classics" for a reason, because they're trash tier. There never were "good old classic 80's fantasy stories," you're literally making this shit up.

you mean like lord of the rings? most of the 80s fantasy movies were riding the Conan wave and most of them were crap. most of the nuevo fantasy movies from the 2000s were riding the lord of the rings wave and that's why they differ in tone: more ackshun and there has to be an epic battle at the end (see: Alice in Wonderland, the new Chronicles of Narnia franchise). But for more 80s traditional fantasy, there's Harry Potter and the spinoffs, the BFG, How to Train Your Dragon, etc.

Retard, those are ones literally everyone has seen. That's like asking for gangster movies and telling someone to see Scarface. You don't need to be told to watch Scarface.

You said to give examples. You didn't specify anything else.

Kids aren't allowed to have fun and imagine, the world is serious and full of serious things like sexism and racism and white privilege and they need to instead learn about celebrating all our differences while marginalizing their own culture. Look here's a dumb song.

I didn't say shit, that's my first post, but it should stand to reason that you don't give a list of movies everyone knows. It's common fucking sense.

PAN you niggers, PAN
not Pan's Labyrinth

This guy gets it. The 80's were fucking shit and had the worst fashion of all time, people wore fucking Marge Simpson tier hair styles.

The cartoons were repetitive and tedious garbage designed only to sell cheap shitty plastic chinese toys, the music was synth with more synth with few exceptions and the movies were bootlegs of ripoffs of older movies.

Fuck hipsters who circlejerk over the 80's being great. Worse fucking cancer than millenials. Stop wearing thick rimmed glasses you don't need, cut your fucking hair, get a shave and a fucking real job that doesn't involve rubbing your dick on a synth keyboard.

I haven't watched those yet and the others on your list good IIRC. How about Bridge to Terabithia?

I meant sorcerer's apprentice. FUCK MY LIFE and HP.

Book of life is LITERALLY 50% good 50% ShitJW.

Hero 6 sucks, full of shitty "I'm a girl and I'm better than everyone!" garbage.

Those are not the same movie you fucking retard. Learn to read.

I just saw the Spiderwick chronicles and is pretty neat.
Gravity Falls too in the SJW free episodes.

You sound like a pedo OP. Why do you want to fantasize about twinkly magical "adventures" with little boys going off into some secret place? Weird.

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where do you think soccer mom morality comes from?
Dr. Lipschitz/Spock, the scaremongering news of stranger danger, the femininity of city living and xenoestrogens in the plastic food.
the Jews are behind everything.

Modern Hollywood have forgotten what it means to feel awe and wonder. As such they're incapable of telling stories that evoke it.

Kung Fury was good until he went back in time to the vikings

What, need the dull list, you autistic fuck?

you fucking faggot

You cant insert propaganda into them.

Thus hollywood stopped

The nineties happened

Man that brings back memories.

I wad out with 6 cousins and 3 decided to watch flood while 2 and me watched spiderwick.

they are all liberal trash now

fuck, what happened to life

Happiness is not allowed, everything has to be a remake, reboot, unnecessary sequel, pozzed disney movie, or DUDE WEED LMAO/softcore porn "comedies".