Gets killed off after 20mins

CAPTAIN AMERICA : MUH FREEDOMS, MORE LIKE CAPTAIN AMERICA : STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM

- What was supposed to be a division over freedom to act independently quickly devolves into a hunt for Bucky Barnes after some guy blows up the king of Wakanda and puts the blame on him

- Spiderman appears 1 hour + into the movie, same as Ant-man

- LOL ADVANCED NEGRO TECHNOLOGY. Clearly bullshit egalitarianism propaganda. (inb4 >>>Holla Forums)

- 1st after credit scene : Bucky gets put back on ice because MUH BRAINWASHING

- 2nd after credit scene : Peter Parker talking to his smoking hot aunt followed by 'Spider Man will return.'

Still, 8/10 not bad. Would be 10/10 if they actually teamed up to fight the remaining supersoldiers on ice instead of having them all killed by Zemo.

hurr capeshit reddit xd lelelelele

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Kill yourself

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Sage is not a downvote, redditfag.

Bucky loses his metal arm.

Hitler dubs of /thread

Why is Ant-man in this movie anyway?

Nobody cares about him. His movie wasn't very popular. Shoving him after 1 hour of story seems pure fan service.

Not saging, because I think your stupidity deserves the bump.

You'd still watch it anyway. Don't deny it.

Image related

Trust me, putting Martin Freeman is even more fanservice. He just shows up to make some unscary threats.

HEY LOOK IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING HOBBIT,

I just read the kikepedia article, 10 bucks Disney won't take from my hand

Downloads counts as watching.

Stop right there shill scum!

No. I watched Avengers 1 when it was showing on TV, and found it incredibly boring. Never watched any other of the Marvel Cinematic Shitstorm, because there's no point into it. I basically just complain about it by having a look at the trailers and concluding that all these capeshit movies are terrible bullshit not worth my time. I have vydia to play and side projects to work on, instead of wasting time with muh snarky superheroes doing stupid shit.

Holla Forums in a nutshell.

suuuuuuuurrrrrreeeeeeeeeee.

Whatever, shlomo. I'd rather rewatch my favorite movies than look at Marvel garbage. That goes to DC too, of course; their movies are even more cancerous.


When the trailer looks retarded, you don't need to watch the movie to confirm it. The trailer is where they lie to make the movie attractive to the audience; if they can't hook me by it, it's shit and I'm not watching.

Or do you think that the Whorebusters movie have any chance of being good, after the utter disgrace that are those trailers?

Not user, but why watch it? I already know its like the avengers, I do not have to even waste time downloading it with that in mind.

DC pls

Exactly. I'm not even torrenting those movies, because they look so bland and stupid.


Because DC movies are so much better, right? I mean, when you have the guts to put Jared Leto on your movie, even knowing that he's an absolute madman, you have some balls, man.

This is in the comics, but Marvel really screwed up with how they implemented it.

The reason Wakanda always look like complete assholes in the comics is because they're written as having magical powers, advanced technology, and a special metal found no where else on Earth. They're also all perfect warriors in tune with nature and arrogant as fuck about it. They have shit like the cure for cancer, but deem everyone else unworthy of it.

Now all of that would be fine if they were an island nation, but you drop them into Africa and it looks BAD. This futuristic utopia exists right next to fucking Liberia? You know, the country where the streets overflow with shit, over 80% of the women have been raped, and 1 in 3 has tried cannibalism?

They should have written a plot about their country being timelocked in another dimension and just appearing there now or some shit.

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Do you even know what "salty" means? Or you just spout le funny epic maymays for fun?

go back to reddit.

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what did that blonde agent even end up doing?

did fury make an appearance?

Literally kill yourself

>>>/normies/

If someone pulls that off, will he die?

It would be extremely problematic

Sure is samefag in here.

This is the board to discuss pleb movies.

You want to jack off French people, go to >>>/film/ with the rest of the pretentious faggots.

But that would've required actual forethough.
You can't expect that from capeshit.

Wakanda and Black Panther is what happens when you let cucked, middle class, white betas write niggers in fiction.

They're Mary Sues and a monument to Marvel's ineptitude.

You know you're talking about Jack Kirby?

It hasn't even came out yet.

Oh, I'm sorry, my bad.

What is this shit?

kek

Where did you see it?

nice try redditor, but it's time for you to fuck off back to >>>/reddit/

Watched it without paying. Terrible capeshit as always. 3/10.

Just saw it - some thoughts

Spiderman was played to perfection. The nerdy geek, the cheap costume that was given an upgrade by Stark, all the one-liners in combat. He was closer to the comic book's version than either Toby or that other Jewish guy.

Who funds the Avengers? Tony Stark? General Ross refers to them as a private organization which means they're no longer under Shield.

Bucky killed Stark's parents lol

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If you watched it you should have no problems answering this : "What did Stan Lee cameo as and what did he call Tony?"

Mr T

Let's see. They are a multicultural, private task force that fights Nazis.

Now who could be financing them?

That's from the comics, Black Panther was always we wuz kingz.

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Point of order
Woke Negus Flying Pyramid African nation is totally Canon

That's a recent change. Before, they were more of a african version of Dubai or something. Just with magic bullshit metal instead of oil.

Wakanda was always cringe worthy shit.

I admit it's corny, but why is a fictional African nation doing exceedingly well seen as unpalatable, while ocean kingdoms and Galactic empires are easily accepted? Especially when the nation's success stems from a very very foreign object?

Suspension of disbelief can only go so far.

And the fact they're a hyper advanced, isolationist nation of proud warriors in tune with nature, and their king is Marvel's negro Batman.

It's a shit concept that should never have gone past editorial. The only reason it still exists is because it would be racist to purge it, so it sits there, like a festering tumor, with nobody knowing what the fuck to do with it or Black Panther.

Because it's ridiculous, even by fantasy standards.

See .

wouldn't the idea of Wakanda/Black Panther be ol' whitey diminishing the troubles that african-americans face today the same way Gone With the Wind made slavery look like a good romp?

if you retards were smart you could build an attack against marvel and disney, but unfortunately you're not smart lol.

I thought you were going to assume a new persona for shitposting?

i wanted you to know who i am for that one lol.

I don't see a problem with it.
Even within the Marvel universe, everyone knows the Wakandans are uppity arrogant niggers. It's hard to take a hero seriously when he's got the cure for cancer and his neighbors don't even have solid roads.

Yeah, okay. At least when whitey colonized Africa they brought technology over. All this was simply neglected and left to ruin when they moved out.

Meanwhile, the Wakandas actively withhold their technology. Why? Maybe a better comicfag than me could tell you.

Africa is the best real world example of why the prime directive is important.

Because niggers are vile animals that lack empathy.

Who the fuck puts magazines and ammunition on their upper arms? Fuck Hollywood costume designers and the people who make decisions about firearm related things.

it's incredible how something so simple can fly over one's head so much lol. i have no idea what that has to do with anything i said.

let me recap for you

what happened to the oh so great Holla Forums psyops? lol.

Or maybe you don't even know what the hell you're babbling about.

Are suicidal villains a "thing" in jewlywood right now?

This is the worst meme ever.

Let's say the egyptians were black or whatever.

HAVING BLACK PHAROES SUBJUGATE AND RULE BLACK SLAVES IS NO FUCKING BETTER THAN A WHITE KING DOING THE SAME THING

The point is not to have masters that look more like yourself, but to abolish masters.

But niggers are the ones that started and promoted the slave trade of their own kind.

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sure i do, they're niggers and they're dumb. these are the same people who think they're descended from ancient egyptians lol. they'll eat up anything if they think they're fighting the white man.

Yeah, so?
European kings weren't exactly forced to buy them and mistreat them, were they? My point is that it doesn't matter much who subjugates and keeps us in slavery, as long as we're kept in slavery

It kinda pissed me off he was killed so early.

What was the whole point of bringing him back and putting him in powered armor?

Pic related. Getting sold into slavery is the best thing to ever happen to niggers. That's the only worth they have.

Niggers belong in chains. It's the only way they can exist in civilized society among humans.

Why do we assume that Africa in Marvel is the same FGM/HIV central that it is in real life?

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We nerds amirite?

Toby is the best Spider Man, not some boring memetic kid made to appeal millenials and comic book geeks.

Surely Holla Forums doesn't have that many users.

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Who says we must be civilzed? Why shouldn't we just have left them alone in Africa to organize and live in any way they themselves saw fit

tbh, dc is just taking up space now. Especially with how their movies are doing.

he's also right about their stories not making sense, especially BvS lol

lelelelelelele XDD

Shalom there mr. Kikeberg

He was brought back for no reason, it's retarded

Use poal.me if you want to do voting. Strawpoll is so easy to rig it hurts. I know it isn't one person saying it too because I use capeshit constantly…

What's so hard to understand in that movie?

Because if they aren't gonna use all the resources laying under them someone more worthy could.

Fuck niggers.

Back to Reddit.

Maybe then we could have bought the those resources from them like civilized human beings instead of taking it through banditry?

Holla Forums is that way you pathetic cuck.

We bought slaves fairly, and when we colonized and attempted to civilize those animals we built roads, hospitals, schools. We spent massive resources making the Arabs stop preying on the niggers.

We uplifted the vile monkeys from the stone age into civilization, and all we get for it is servile, neutered faggots like you whining on the internet about it.

its fine in concept but Wakanda gets preachy as fuck sometimes. Like they cured cancer, but the rest of the world is barbaric so fuck them.

Cute, a tryhard that have just closed Holla Forums tab.

It is, but I like the irony of it, no matter who, if they have a step above others they will brag and act superior and racist. It's amazing how wakanda reich works

Not like an enlightened leftist like you, what with all the white guilt flying around.

Except that Wakanda is a leftist fantasy created so people like you can masturbate at the thought of niggers being just like us.

You sound like a faggot.

So we helped them by doing to them what the Arabs did before us? Did they indicate they wanted those roads or that they needed our civilization?
No. They didn't. We just imposed that upon them and took their stuff without paying for it like civilized men.
And now people like you cry about black people not leaving you alone, while not extending the same curtesy to them.
You can't have it both ways, just like black people can't be proud of black slave-masters and be appalled at slavery at the same time.

Arabs didn't build infrastructure, schools and hospitals.

Also, my dear liberal cuck, did you ever ask yourself why there are nigger descendants of slaves in the Americas but not in Arab countries? Turns out Arabs had a fondness for castrating male niggers and taking the sows as mistresses.

We paid for it with modern civilization.

So you're saying we should ship them all back to Africa? I agree.

I don't concern myself with the thoughts of lesser creatures.

They didn't colonise Africa, so they had no opportunity to and didn't need to ship out natural resources they pillaged from the continent.


A payment they didn't ask for for an trade they never agreed to so that rich feudal Lords could profit from robbing others as they always had.
Could I take away our house and leave you 6 million dried sea-urchins, saying I've already paid you?


You can't have it both ways. You're being a child if you think they ought leave you alone but that you then have every right to infringe upon their homelands.

No fuck you, that's tumblr horseshit.

Wakanda is fucking retarded not because it's a alternate history country where African people are independent and prosperous, it's because it exists as it is while the rest of Africa is EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME. While everyone in Wakanda is kanging it up, the rest of Africa is just as much the war torn, AIDS ridden, politically unstable hell hole it is in real life and the only explantion as to why the rest of Africa isn't doing better or just as well or why Wakanda doesn't help is just "lol they're isolationist".

At best, it's fucking lazy. If you were going to seriously imagine how Wakanda would work if it were a real place, it would have to have an effect on its surrounding countries instead of just existing in a bubble so the writers don't have to think about how it would influence history and politics in the area. As it is it makes about as much sense as saying a hyper technologically advanced Babylon actually exists in the middle of the Fertile Crescent but it's hidden, no one knows it exists, it doesn't do anything to influence or help its neighbors, and the rest of the Middle East is exactly the same.

At worst, their disdain and refusal to help their neighbors makes Wakanda look like one of the most evil, racist fucking countries on the entire planet with undertones reminiscent of real world African genocide. Which is at odds with the intent because it's supposed to be a "good" and "heroic" country which is a symbol of black empowerment.

Like someone else said, the only reason it hasn't been challenged is because people are afraid of being called racist.

We do. We are just flat out better than them. They don't matter.

Yes it is. This is one of the major reasons nobody buys this shit. It's the primary reason why Wakanda was invented. A butthurt kike came up with it because Africa was, is and will forever be a shithole.

Also, hello fellow Logitech keyboard user.

Not enough rape and machetes for that.

Black empowerment is inherently good you racist white pig.


They never matter. In the whole history of humanity, if you were to remove niggers at any point in time, nothing significant would change, that's the extent of influence niggers have had on history.

They've not invented anything, they haven't created any worthwhile art, have not achieved anything of note. They are nothing.

What gives blacks an exclusive claim on all of Africa? That's 20% of the land on the planet, and it's not like they even use all of it.

I just had a thought, what if Wakanda is meant to be Rhodesia? :^)

My only regret is they didn't retcon Black Panther to be a woman, do tons of publicity on muh progressiveness, and have her raped just before being killed off, the salt would have been incredible.

kys

Just came from watching the movie and there is only one thing I can say about it.

They managed to make a story where Tony Stark was right.

Oy Vey! It's Like Anudda Shoah!

WE

Well, this is bullshit.

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Tony is always right.

Are you limiting to movie Tony or including film Tony?

Either way, just limiting to film Tony:

Now, if we're including comic book Tony…

to be fair that wasn't his fault. He just got fired and gov hired Norman for reasons.

The movie comes out may 6..

wew
Shows how little you know of the Mudslime slave trade or Arabian history at all, ignoramus marxist. Sultanates like Oman had an extensive colony network on the African East Coast and the Arabian empire colonised and genocided the indigenous inhabitants from Sudan to Morroco into almost complete annihilation in some cases. In the case of the Arabs living around Zanzibar, they were completely annihilated by the niggers after the Europeans left. Go watch Addio Africa for some of the only captured footage of that extinction event, where half of the reporters got captured and murdered by the savages. Or don't Egyptians, Tuaregs, Berbers, Swahili, Somali, Kenyans or Nubians count in your pet oppression olympics, you bigot?

Go back to your Hoxha bunker >>>Holla Forums and stay in the dark there until the day comes all of you shabbos goyim get hung for the traitors to humanity you are.

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say the leftarded nigger-worshipping parasite who lives on government welfare, something white civilization enabled in the first place.

Just saw it. I don't get how Black Panther, a non-enhanced human is somehow stronger than Captain America (no I don't want an explanation from the comics)

That's some BBC level cucking right there.

Nice projection Lumiere.

It's ok, your butt will stop hurting when you reach 15, now go back to sleep

Isn't his suit nigger tech magic or something?

That was what I was going to say.

Black Panther has an adamantium suit and all that.

Also, I feel a bit disappointed Zemo isnt a Baron nor wears the purple mask.

Also, I'm interested in discusing movie deals between Marvel Studios with Fox. For example the so much talked rumour about the return of the mutants to the MCU and the fantastic four. Reed Richards could be a good addition to the whole Infinite wars thing.

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Adamantium suit is not powered armor.

It's like you know you're complaining for no reason.

Black Panther is what Batman would be if you removed his personality and charisma, made him king of a wealthy fictional nation, and made him extremely arrogant.

His costume is made of the same material as Cap's shield. Vibranium absorbs most forms of energy making him practically invulnerable in the suit, and greatly increasing his agility. On top of that, if I remember correctly he drank some sort of serum that enhanced all of his abilities.

Oh fuck, I meant vibranium. And who kows how the bullshit metal works like. The vibranium could stop most of the hits and the fucker might know lots of Negro-CQC or some shit. He comes from a cast of warriors after all.

Besides, isn't he blessed by some kitten spirit or some shit?

Hes the host of the panther spirit, yeah
It can tell him shit in visions

Comics are fucking stupid

Still doesn't explain all his strength. Besides he didn't drink colt 45 in the movie.

Well, he doesn't show superstrength, or at least not enouth to ask for any superpower. There are many people in the marvel universe with over-the-top strenght that could harm the captain without the need of superpowers.

Think of him as black batman.

Now I think about it I want to see a movie about the Taskmaster.

Yes he does. Go watch the movie.

But I saw it.

Man, I'm starting to think you are just having a tandrum.

I wonder if this movie will inspire more zemo porn
Or more crossbones porn

They had one job, fucking casuals

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As chieftain, the Panther is entitled to eat a special Heart-Shaped Herb which, in addition to his mystical connection with the Wakandan Panther God, grants him superhumanly acute senses, strength, speed, agility, stamina, durability, healing and reflexes.[1] . He has since lost this connection and forged a new one with another unknown Panther deity, granting him augmented physical attributes as well as a resistance to magic.[64] His senses are so powerful that he can pick up a prey's scent and memorize tens of thousands of individual ones. Following his war with Doom, T'Challa loses his enhanced abilities only to once again establish a connection with the Panther God.[67] In addition to the resurgence of his abilities, he is anointed "King of the Dead", granting him the power and knowledge of all the past Black Panthers as well as the ability to control the undead.[78]

As king of Wakanda, the Panther has access to a vast collection of magical artifacts, advanced Wakandan technological and military hardware, as well as the support of his nation's wide array of scientists, warriors, and mystics. The Wakandan military has been described as one of the most powerful on Earth. His attire is the sacred vibranium costume of the Wakandan Panther Cult.

He is a skilled hunter, tracker, strategist, politician, inventor, and scientist. He has a Ph.D. in Physics from Oxford University. Considered one of the eight smartest people on the planet,[79] he is a genius in physics and advanced technology, and is a brilliant inventor. He also has been granted the strength and knowledge of every past Black Panther.[67]

T'Challa is a rigorously trained gymnast and acrobat and is a master in various African martial arts as well as contemporary martial arts and fighting styles that belong to no known disciplines.

The chieftain of the Wakandan Panther Clan is one of the wealthiest people in the world, though financial estimates are difficult given Wakanda's isolation from the world's economy and the uncertain value of Wakanda's vast vibranium reserves and extremely advanced technologies.[80]

That thing screams "Gary Stu" too much.

he gets cucked by storm I believe

also Namor wrecks his shit, his ghost dad and the entire ghost chiefs called him a pussy and abandoned him.

HOLE UP!
Doesn't that mean that supposedly black Egyptians enslaved and killed Jews, basically making them Nazis of ancient world? Was slavery a payback?

If pharaohs were black, then how did a Jew pass as one for 30 years. Were Jews Black too?

They couldn't really be bought, because Africans didn't know about the resources and had no infrastructure to obtain them. For example, there was direct or indirect trading between Europeans, Arabs, Indians, Chinese, Japanese, and Koreans since all of these civilizations took advantage of their resources.

South of Sahara all you had were multitude of primitive tribes fighting with one another. They were far behind majority of the world in terms of development. Only thing they had to sell that were of interest were land and hands to do the work. For the most part, they had no idea about natural resources of their land, and colonial powers didn't know either until they conquered these lands

No, he's one of the few instances where I could get behind him getting cucked as that entire relationship was total wish-fullfillment by one of the worst writers to ever touch Black Panther.

-Five mutants each get a fifth of the Phoenix Force. Cyclops, Emma Frost, Colossus, Magik and Namor.
-Aside from Cyclops they're all going nuts and misusing their power. Namor floods Wakanda.
-Storm shows up to try to help clean up, and Black Panther somehow blames her because she's also a mutant.
-She tries to reason with him and he just fucking says "As Black Panther I am ordained as a minister, and as such I declare our marriage ANNULLED!" and Storm just floats away looking like a scolded child.

Only in Murrica.

Fake, they won't sell their soul to Disney.

Also the MCU sucks at this point, they just rehash similar stories with barely any character development on them because selling toys is more important.

Apparently this is going to happen in the Phase 4 after infinity war and it this is why the Inhumans movie was delayed.

Apparently only the Fantastic Four are the ones entering the MCU as they will be part of the Inhumans movies. But that's not ruling out that the big event ending Phase 4 of the MCU will be Avengers vs. X-men: House of M

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How did they do that

In the film the blonde CIA-girl makes the speech in the funeral of Peggy Carter. She says that the woman that created SHIELD did it in the era when everyone wanted to see women fail as spies (and soldiers I think) and how Peggy used to say >insert Cap's speech here

Why do you think Fox will team up with Disney?

Deadpool was a hit and X-Men movies are still doing very well. They will probably put the F4 in a future X-Men movie (with new actors of course)

They are preparing terrain for the female Thor.

His speech could even apply to BLM or pretty much any terrorist organization Comic writers are not the best in making speeches, hence why they work for the comic book industry

If they do it, she won't be Jane Foster. Natalie Portman says she doesn't want to work with Marvel ever again.

Of course they could probably recast her…

They're not allowed to do team-ups, otherwise they would have done that years ago.

If Fox ever actually managed to get an F4/X-Men team-up off the ground, they could lose the rights to both F4 and the X-Men

Blurry cam video that I watched may have been responsible, but there is so much frantic shaky cam fighting it was hard to keep track of most of it.

Why?


I thought the last F4 was supposed to be part of their cinematic universe?

Explain.

Probably something in their contracts which forbids them from cross overs. Some lawyer bullshit.

No no no, Fox had wanted to do a shared universe thing with X-Men and FF helmed by Mark Millar, but all his advice proved horrible and the most telling sign was this photoshoot they did with X-Men and the F4ntastic actors, and how in subsequent releases of the image the FF actors had been edited out and replaced with more of the Deadpool cast.

Fox has now failed too many times with FF to have any hope of making a profitable movie with the property, they'll most likely be in negotiation with Marvel to return the rights, leading theory is that they want to turn the X-Men into a tv show, seeing the success Marvel had with Daredevil. They probably realize while Marvel undoubtedly wants the FF back, they're probably more keenly interested in getting back the rights to Galactus and Silver Surfer, the Skrulls and Doctor Doom.

I liked the part where they didn't show any bullshit 'bitten by a radioactive spider' montage.

They just wrote it off by having him say 'incident at the lab' to Tony or something like that.

Gotta respect that considering everyone already knows how it happened.

But not Dawn of Justfuckmyshitup. Oh no. They HAD to show Bruce's parents get killed again because apparently noone was paying attention for the last 3 batman movies.

If they let the director of the newest Fantastic Four movie make the cronenberg-esque horror film he wanted to everything would've been fine. The first 30 minutes of that movie was great. It only became bad when it tried to be a superhero film.

Are you stupid? The Martha scene was central to core of the film. Batman v Superman wasn't a bad movie in the slightest.

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Yes, Martha was an important element of the story. It was very well done.

IS YOUR MOMMY NAMED MARTHA, user? MY MOMMY IS NAMED MARTHA. WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS IF OUR MOMMIES HAVE THE SAME NAME.

I swear that scene was beyond fucking retarded.

All me :)

Basically, whilst Fox own the rights to both X-Men and Fantastic Four, they're two separate contracts written at different times with different conditions, and while neither contract explicitly allows or denies them the right to do a cross-over, in order to do a crossover they'd have to modify the contracts which Marvel would have to sign off on. Marvel hate Fox, so they probably wouldn't allow it. If Fox go ahead and do a cross-over without Marvel's permission, they open themselves up to a breach of contract lawsuit in which Marvel could sue for the rights to both Fantastic Four and X-Men.

So basically any talk of a Fantastic Four X-Men crossover is just that, talk.

She didn't want to do Thor 2 after Marvel dropped her pet director, but Marvel strong armed her into doing it anyway, to fulfil contractual obligations. She's not contracted for Thor 3 or any other Marvel films so she won't be in them and I think the whole experience soured her on Marvel completely

Jews getting Jewed.

for those who have seen the movie already, when did cap found out about bucky killing tony's partens? was it on a previous movie/spin off series, did I missed something in this movie? or do they just come up with it, without properly setting it up?

breddy gud movie, definitly a 8/10 maybe more, time and repeated views will tell, but for now winter soldiers still reigns supreme

His character is fucked beyond imagination.

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To be specific, that segment in Winter Soldier

Bucky was briefly shown before the 'Accidents will happen' part

Please tell me that didn't happen… That's just too fucking disgusting.

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that's the single stupidest thing i have heard in years. women are excellent spies because men chase their dick straight into them, the most effective spies have always been women

Just like America.

Save us, comrade Sanders Hail Hydra.

For the love of all that's good please tell me that didn't happen in the movie. PLEASE!

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Here's your (You). Don't go wasting it now.

rekt niggr XD

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All me.

I wonder if we will ever get a Captain Armenia film?

Nope. But I heard of a Captain Britbong film based on a Marvel character

Which sandnigger will they cast for that role?

Das raycist tbh fam smh ooga booga.

One of them relates to genre concepts. The other relates to Marxism concepts.

There's several Captain Britains in the comics. One's blond, the other is black and another is gay. Although I think the blond one is the gay one. Not to sure. As for tranny marvel characters, there are several, but the only one I can remember is an alien skrull, who is transgenderfluid, transracial, transspecies, and also agendered and suffers from several mental and emotional disorders who is in a relationship with a lesbian mutant who can turn into rainbows. Her preferred form is a black human that shifts constantly between male and female. I shit you not with all of this. This is an actual Marvel superhero. If you want pics I'll post some.

That skrull character was fucked up
Its implied he wants to naturally shapeshift into dude bodies because skrulls are mostly dudes
But he forces himself to change to a woman to please the rainbow dyke
Later on kike whedon wrote a comic retconning that, saying "oh I always wanted to be a girl" even though it was bullshit
Later the skrull sacrifices itself to save the rainbow dyke, and the dyke doesn't try to save him or anything. and she's a dating a new broad like a year later
Even though the skrull was her fiance and soulmate. So much for dyke loyalty amirite?

So actually saw this today and I hate to admit it but for capeshit it was pretty good. You get the feeling the Avengers actually lost.

Also Martin Freeman and Benedict Cumberbatch in MCU, so what's the bet there will be Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson jokes?

They are creatively bankrupt enough for it

Lol seriously? That tickles my funnybone a little.

I'm not fucking around, all this shit actually happened
Comics are fucking crazy retarded

Oh and btw when the skrull character gets introduced most of his emotional issues are supposed to stem from the fact that he's a fucking alien trying, forcing himself, to be human
But later writers like cuck whedon erased all that complex shit for "muh lesbians" because a character with actual species/gender issues would be too difficult. Why write something interesting when you can just fap to dykes
And did I mention that the rainbow dyke is a real shallow fucking cunt? She first has a crush on a female friend, who shoots her down and she gets fucking butthurt. Then when her skrull fiance is trying to express that turning into a chick weirds him out, she brushes him off
And she flat out fucking tells him that his natural skrull form disgusts her and she can only stand him if he turns into a qt brown girl, exposing herself as a coalburner
Fuck that rainbow bitch and fuck marvel for writing such stupid shit

Will we get a female iron man?

Pepper is supposed to be using an Iron Man suit in the comics. She beat Iron Man in a CURRENT YEAR comic and is now part of newest Avengers team, which is basically multicultural alternate hero squad. I think thanks to Favreau's take on Pepper and using Gyneth Paltrow we will fortunately never see that happen. Cucks like Shane Black and Cuck Whedon noticed how he dressed Paltrow and Scarlett Johansson in his movies and that's why he had to be let go. I'm not saying Favreau is that good of a director but he knew how to dress women and make them look good for the part in movies.

Because Holla Forums gets triggered as easily as SJWs do about fiction.

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Thanks for proving my point, fagola.

Don't worry I believe you. I went over to the shitty marvel wiki and it sounds even more pathetic and hilarious there. Movies really are the only thing keeping comics afloat.

That's because Black Panther IS a fucking Gary Stu.

Seriously, I have yet to read a single BP story that doesn't have him pulling some magical Deus Ex Machina out of his ass to win the day. Dude's a walking plot device most of the time.

name 5 100% african niggers that ever invented anything

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I can smell the stench of white guilt from here.

is that crossbones? he looks like casey jones in one of those super edgy tmnt fan films.

this movie sucked ass, i don't think i've ever been more bored

Tony Stank, geddit? Stank, because Stark and Stank. huehuehuehue.

WUZ

not really

The fucking worst character

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come watch and chat

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Well that film was predictable

how did you like it compared to winter soldier?

I liked Winter Soldier better. A better comparison would be Civil War vs Age of Ultron.

In otherwords a better question is Whedon vs Russo brothers, who is the better director?

That is blatant

You're a big guy

Jon Favreau

Blatant what?

Just watched it…I predicted all of the twists before they happened…fuck iron man was a cunt.

How do you suggest one could improve the speech?

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I'm fine with Wakanda being advanced if only because it gives an interesting setting for Black Panther.

>>>Holla Forums

I wouldn't webbing up her May.

There is nothing interesting about Black Panther. He was always a shit token nigger. Fuck off.

No he wasn't, in the comics, he's the protector of Wakanda, and advanced African nation. Yeah yeah, Africans are retarded, racially inferior but this is fiction we're talking about and what makes Black Panther interesting is that he's a royal. It'd be like if the Prince of England was a superhero.

aaaaahhh fuck

Shit token nigger created by a Jew so he and the white cucks could masturbate about how anti-racist they are.

Nothing interesting about that. He's a nigger Mary Sue.

Thank God you don't write for a living.

Kirby was a Jew but he rarely made diversified heroes, Black Panther was only one of those heroes.
I dunno, I guess it's yet to be seen.
Well it's not suppose to be a serious idea, it's suppose to be an example of Blank Panther is suppose to be (Though I'd be surprised if such a concept wasn't already a Marvel or DC hero).

Well, they were outside the law of any country, and they might have had their own laws, but they were no country, so killing them is fine.
If their country had been recognized, they wouldn't have been utterly killed (only a little), so the fault's in them for not bothering to do outreach to other countries so they got recognized in the international community.

Not even, Ultron is complete trash, civil war pretty okay, not as good as winter soldier but almost there.

The problem with Black Panther is that he has all the same qualities of some of their greatest villains, but he's written like a hero for it just because he's black.

Let's go over his description again: Ruler of a fictional nation, wears a special metal suit, is both physically powerful and has magical abilities, educated at the finest colleges, supremely arrogant. Anyone else match that description?

Doctor Doom. Doctor Doom rules Latveria, he's Iron Man with magical powers. He has one of the coolest costume designs in comic history. Despite being a villain and being written as such he's extremely popular because he's charismatic as fuck, and his most defining trait is his vanity. He wears a metal mask because of tiny scar which shows his imperfection. He rules his country with an iron fist, he uses his diplomatic immunity to get away with crimes, his subjects are his prisoners but they genuinely love him. He can be funny, sympathetic, terrifying, and at all times charismatic, and he has interesting abilities.

Then there's Namor, who went from villain to anti-hero. He's still written as a total asshole, but he has a few interesting abilities and his personality towards women is similar to that of Hercules. The most single character defining scene for him to my mind is the issue of Spider-Man where some female Atlantean has tricked Spider-Man into fighting Namor, and upon realizing it, she mocks him as weak for being unable to hit her because of his chivalry. In the midst of her laughing at Spider-Man, Namor flies in through the window and just fucking decks her.

Everything about Black Panther's background and abilities reads like something a spoiled rich black kid on a playground would come up with. "Oh, my guy's like Batman. Oh, your guy has a metal suit? Mine does too. Your guy's a king? My guy is too. Your guy is a super soldier? Mine is too. Your guy can do magic? Mine too!" You can get away with shit like this if they're a villain, because villains often end up fighting teams, but if it's a hero it comes off as shit.

Wakanda is written as the most advanced country on Earth, placed right next to places like Nigeria and Liberia, has the world's only supply of a magical metal, and explicitly has the cure for everything from cancer to aids and refuses to share it because they consider the rest of the world beneath them.

He's a Mary Sue. There is no need to into further details (albeit your post is of great quality). Everyone knows he's a shitty Mary Sue, everyone keeps silent about it because Black Panther is a nigger.

Everyone can tell at a glance that he is what he is and can do what he can because he is a fictional nog, and, again, everyone keeps mum because it would be racist to point out these facts.

He's a shit character and what always happens when middle class Jews/whites get ready to suck black dick for all that delicious virtue signaling.

And it's not endemic to Black Panther either, every goddamn nigger in comics is like this, specifically because they are written by betacuck cock gobblers desperate to prove they are anti-racists and get to put their dicks in smelly feminist vagina.

Niggers should write their own characters, but then again they are niggers, so they are utterly incapable of doing so, which is why leftists bottom feeders need to do it for them.

It happened

What New Age Retro Hippie wrote that?

Take a guess.

Who the fuck's the Prince of England?

WAIT A SECOND!

HOL UP HOL UP!

If Scarlet Witch can mind control people why didn't she do it in this film to stop the fighting?

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The Fappening was awesome.

So, has anyone made a webm or at least a gif of Bucky and Falcon's reaction to Steve kissing Agent 13 yet? It's a perfect reaction shot.

This is actually in the comics though.

Try explaining that to him

Ayyyyy, cat, don't be a square! At least he ain't a bean wagon or buddha head, can ya dig it? It's a drag we got to this but it could be worse, he could be scorin' your wife, ya dig, dove?

So, to recap (spoilers, obviously) here's what worked and didn't, for me at least:

Worked:

-Steve and Tony
-Bucky and Falcon's chemistry, all their dialog together was great.
-Basically everything with Spider-Man
-99% of Ant-Man's scenes.
-Bucky and Falcon's reaction to Steve kissing Agent 13.
-The airport fight.
-The entire huge, sad but powerful ending fight.
-Basically all of the action was great.
-Thunderbolt Ross being an asshole.
-Scarlet Witch's boobs.
-Vision's clothing choices.
-Crossbones suit, shame he did though.
-Zemo in general. I'm sure he'll be back, he'll probably take a variation of the super soldier serum. He was a better criminal mastermind that we've seen in a super hero movie in years. Fucker actually won.


Didn't work:
-Cap's speech being given to Agent Carter and re-purposed to be about feminism.
-Cap's two second romance with Sharon.
-Trying to drum up any interest at all in Bland Panther.
-Ant-Man's "Does anyone have any orange slices" line.
-Vision showing up like he was going to wreck shit and then doing like four things in the actual fight.
-Basically any allusion to the actual Civil War plot, like that stupid bitch acting like her son dying in a war zone was somehow the fault of the people trying to save him.

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why

Women:
WE WUZ FILOSIFERZ N SHEEIT

That was legit bullshit, fuck that

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Did anyone else catch the last bits of the credits at the end before the post-credits spiderman scene.

What does Act 1 Clearance stand for? That clause appeared right at the end of the credits before all the logos and film production stamps scroll up.

Did anyone else noticed the jarring shift in tone after the first 20-30 minutes of the film. All the feminist-BLM shit took place then and then strangely the film shifts in tone.

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I can't find a camrip that shows the full length of the credits. I wish I could see that part of the credits again. It may be nothing or it could mean that scripts are being altered to meet agenda quotas.

Not only did they hand her Cap's speech, but the delivery is so poor, that itself destroys the speech.

That lady's appearance throughout the movie seemed last minute. She gained a lot of weight since her appearance in The Winter Soldier and looked lost in her performance.

I don't why she was in The Winter Soldier either, she only had some really integral scenes in the movie, for the most part, largely irrelevant.

Based on this thread it seems that Civil War was a decent movie but not as good as Winter Soldier. My problem is that people here considered Winter Soldier to be that good, personally I was disappointed with it based off all the praise. It was a step above the regular MCU flick but that doesn't say much.

Personally I'm baffled by the choices made in the movie because of the off-putting tonal shifts. The beginning of the movie is a nightmare filled with leftist propaganda and covert white guilt bullshit. I have some theories such as the Russo brothers having to clean up the mess that Cuck Whedon left behind. But at the same time that doesn't excuse the propaganda. If you can take out the beginning of the movie, what's left is okay but still quite a mess.

I fully agree. I think the reason why The Winter Soldier gets such a good reputation is because it is juxtaposed by the rest of the MCU. A lot of people defend it as being a regular spy movie that just happens to have capeshit plastered over it which is a fair description of it, i.e. in a sea of capeshit it shines brightest and the least shitty.

It was weird to go from a giant Ant-Man fight to seeing Tony's dad getting his skull bashed in very gruesomely.

It was odd to see an unhinged Tony on some personal mission to soothe his damaged ego go full-statist and then bring in a high school kid through the same kind of antics and behavior you'd see in the earlier films.

I'm well aware it's in the comics. Black Panther and Wakanda have always been masturbatory leftist fantasies.

It's no wonder they've finally made their appearance on the big screen because it's CURRENT YEAR

His country try is Mary Sue but his powers? Not really. Kinda even with captain America. But nothing like Thor or hulk OP.

See and then go be a cuck someplace else.

It's good when it comes to action and the super hero fight, characters fit their role. Like Hawkeye and Black widow mainly doing support roles and have limited screen time, how they help each other etc it was well placed and used.

What sucked was that it revolved around muh buckey. Muh buckey! Etc The whole super hero UN law shit did not make much sense, and the whole make the hero's fight each other plot was eh.

The action really gave it a boost but the plot and other stuff was pretty avg. Like how they threw away that speech of cap in the comics, they had way less hero's than the comics fighting. Etc

But they pretty much got spot on how the hero's character and roles on what they do and how they fought spot on. Spider man was one of the stronger guys, Scarlet witch used her powers well, so did ant man and iron man etc

Only real down side was that it revolved around muh Bucky and it was a limited amount of avengers. Also the plot on how why they are fighting is pretty eh. In winter soldier captain America had a reason to fight. That reason was what made the movie really good. But the muh Bucky was a pretty weak reason to fight imo.

Was nice

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Why do they play the music over the end credits scene so you can't hear what is said?

America had no problem with nuking a entire city to kill aliens in the 1st avengers film but now in civil war they complain that a few people get crushed under falling buildings when the avengers
==save the world== and now all of a sudden the avengers are lose cannons who need to be stopped.


Don't worry muh lady. Next time your under attack from aliens or whatever call Obama or some shit I don't give a fuck

Why are comic book civilians so fucking ungrateful?

Any of it. Quite literally nothing makes sense in it.

I have no idea. They were bitching harder than the civilians in the batman vs superman catastrophe

Just build fall out shelters or something to protect them during alien/super villian attacks

well they can't really bitch at the villains, because they will get their shit slapped so they take out their frustration on the next best thing

She became good so she lost the use of the full extent of her powers.

It's fucking annoying, really, but it's a thing with all western movies.

Yes. It was more of a Cap. America movie than a civil war one. Not that it's bad, but at least downplay the "civil war" part in marketing. Also, it made sense with the electoral year coming up for you yanks. It could (((alienate))) the audience, driving shekels out, you see?

to be fair, it was Tony's fault because he was the one who created Ultron and started all that shit, even though Cap, and almost everyone really, kept telling him to drop the idea because it could be dangerous and lo and behold that's exactly what happened

it's Tony trying to atone for HIS mistakes that brings all the conflict for the team, as always

Gorilla City, in DC, a hidden African city of hyper intelligent super apes is more believable than Wakanda.

No, this is the real version.

Pretty words, but it means nothing to the average person. If I stand up to real power, I'm a fuckin' grease spot, they can pay someone very little to off the average prole.

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It's a joke, nigger

this kind of thinking is why it happens, though
everyone bitches about it but, once it gets down to it, the few who really want a change are deserted by the "average people can do nothing against the government" fags

that's why there'll never be a true change, everyone's a fucking coward and prefer to live kneeling down than die standing

Just watched the cam rip and it's the worst Marvel film I've seen.


So tl;dr
Black Widow : Diversity war is the movie Tumblr always wanted and is utterly unwatchable to any one who enjoyed Winter soldier.

Don't pay for this shit. Just go give your money to a dindu and skip the diversity hiring.

But the movie is called cap. America: civil war

Of course it will get more centered on him

Most of these you're just straight up pulling out of your ass.


What are you talking about? Ant-Man whoops her, Crossbones beats the shit out of her, and Scarlet Witch drags her around like a ragdoll. All she was able to do was delay Black Panther a few seconds.


His interactions with Falcon were great, and the reaction shot of the two of them reacting to Steve's kiss was great.

You didn't watch this movie, did you? He's in practically every single scene. He's only absent from maybe four scenes from Tony's perspective.


Vision didn't fire his laser at anyone but Falcon, and only managed to hit War Machine. None of them wear spandex.

Are you fucking kidding? That huge fucking fight and Cap dropping his shield was anti-climactic? Or him breaking into The Raft was?

You definitely didn't watch this movie, every fucking time they talk they're arguing about it and explicitly stating their motivations.


So you're saying he was comic book accurate you dumb nigger?

The very first thing that kicks off the fight is Hawkeye cutting it with an arrow. Cap cuts it with his shield. At one point he just pulls it off through sheer strength. Falcon and Bucky get themselves unwebbed off-screen.

EVERY SINGLE WORD YOUR STUPID ASS HAS TYPED IS WRONG.

Friday is his AI in the comic, and Jarvis is now Vision

8/10, got me to reply. I thinkt he movie is far from perfect, but fuck you for just straight up lying you miserable fuck.

I enjoyed Winter Soldier and enjoyed this one too
what now, faggot?

what did she mean by this?

I noticed that. In a lot of his scenes, it's like he was trying to bring out his inner faggot/valley girl.

MEANS SHE HAD TO TAKE FAT SHIT

I like how motherfucking Pixar's movie Incredibles fucking lampshaded this in the first 10 min of the film and showed that people will go to stupid fucking lengths to make a hero's life miserable for saving them.

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It means she takes it raw.

Watch the opening fight again. She takes down more bad guys than any one else and gets the closest to putting down Crossbones by grabbing him and smacking him around. She is also the key turning point to Bucky escaping the battle royal by tasering Black panther over and over. This is without touching how she's always at the right place to do everything needed by the team.

Except he's hardly in the first half of the movie in any meaningful way. It focuses mostly on Stark and Black widow.


The huge fight in the middle is the climax, everything after that grabs on because they already did the big fight scene. Bucky and Cap fighting Ironman isn't an interesting fight. Cap dropping his shield and walking away and then setting up the next movie where they can use all the heroes again isn't a good climax, it's just the same shit over and over.

The cast is too large for them to actually discuss shit beyond "I disagree!", they never debate the points in any meaningful way. Tony is the only exception here because he's emo as fuck the entire time.

Did you see the multiple scenes where the moment they're webbed they're basically fucked and that's why Stark uses Spiderman? The strength changes scene to scene depending on what the fight needs.

I know you're still mad that people didn't like Star wars, but you should really ask for a pay rise before you try to defend a poorly paced movie pandering to Tumblr.


They keep trying to give Tony a character arc but it's destroying what people like about Tony. Make him have a rival weapons company and have to battle it out with tech. Don't keep making him a miserable fuck that brings out the worst in the action you have for him.

I'd like to see that. A Trump-esque Tony Stark beating his business rivals with wits and cunning, then banging some hot model after work.

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It has a shit load of potential but instead we get PTSD tony who is obsessed with Pepper over and over. It's not even Ironman 3 PTSD were the asshole just went into autism mode. This is.. emo faggot who's scared of his own shadow emo man.

I've never understood this in the comics or the movies. A successful businessman and superhero like Stark would sleeping with hot women left, right and center like Bruce Wayne, not being infatuated with a "but-she's-so-purrfect" woman.

The sentiment was there in IM 2 already; no wonder it felt a bit off the first time I watched it.

Male mother need sums it up.

Men don't want sluts who will fuck them for their money, they want something to value and love them for who they are not what they have.. except women never will, so here we are.

She keeps a jar full of hobo semen in the basement.

Gee is it just a coincidence?

You're straight up lying and ignoring facts that outright prove you wrong to repeat your already refuted points, and it is both sad and pathetic man.


This is specifically completely and utterly wrong. Crossbones beats the fucking shit out of her, it's Cap that takes him down. "Comes closest" get real you dishonest faggot. The entire tension of that fight was built by Crossbones bitchslapping her, dumping her into the tank and tossing in a grenade with her. She takes out two regular mooks that were fleeing, and only with the help of Redwing. Remember "It's okay, you can pet him."?


All she did was barely slow him down for a few seconds. Hadn't she been there Cap and Bucky would have tag-teamed him. Even with her switching sides at the last second, he still nearly gets on the jet. She doesn't fight him, she just stands there tasing him.


At no point in the entire film does it focus on Black Widow. She gets about as much screen time as Hawkeye.

And the entire film is about him. He leads the squad to take down Crossbones, he's the only one that actually enters the building, Crossbones primary motivation is revenge on Cap. It's like you watched an old episode of Adam West Batman and went "Yeah, so what if Batman as fighting The Joker? Batgirl took out TWO WHOLE GOONS!" user, pls stop.

Oh fuck off, the whole scene with them going up and then descending from the tower? Tony's suit being destroyed piece by piece? Bucky's arm getting fucking blown off? Recreating the iconic image from the comic? The fight was fucking great. Especially the way it ended, and Cap giving up his shield because his friend's life is more important to him while simultaneously showing he still respects Tony's wishes and grief was good shit.

And the ending both had Tony keeping his earlier promise to put Ross on hold and Cap breaking into The Raft and breaking out his team of Avengers.


Every single character's motivations make sense and are explicitly explained. Black Widow has a history as a double-agent, Cap and Falcon both repeatedly outline why handing control over to a government panel is a bad idea, Tony is confronted by that stupid mother and is still reeling from the vision Wanda showed him in AoU, Vision gives like three different speeches about his perspective and even gives a mathematical equation for his view in one scene, Wanda never liked Tony *and* she gets held captive at the base. Peter is specifically contacted by Tony who makes an entire new suit for him and basically steps in as a father figure, Black Panther wants to catch the man he believes killed his father, Ant-Man previously had a run-in with Falcon who reached out to him in friendship, Hawkeye was bored sitting in forced retirement. Bucky obviously doesn't want to die and wants to clear his name.

Every single character's motivations are obvious and spelled out.


Hawkeye cuts it, Cap cut it with his shield, Cap pulls it off through sheer strength, Falcon and Bucky remove it off-screen. Other than that, who does he even web? Tony? In the scene where Tony says he could cut it off with SCISSORS?

I hated TFA.

Crossbones does not beat her any harder than he beats Cap. To say he "Beats the shit out of her" is totally disingenuous.

No, it's not. He gives her that line that was like "That don't work no more" or something showing her gauntlets have no effect on him. He defeats her and move on, Cap defeats Crossbones. How you can say two fights are equal when she lost hers and Cap won his is beyond me.

Cap got BTFOd before Black Widow did, the only difference is Cap got back up and almost got suicide BTFOd a second time.

Another user has already pointed out your wrong on some of these so lets address the motivation.

Where does Warmachine come into this? He's just there because he can be.

Witch is all "I don't like Tony, so I'll fight him", which isn't a motivation to join a civil war. Even just "No one else can handle Vision" would of been fine, but that's not covered any way.

Antman has no reason to be there, he has no stake in this and they have no reason to reach out to him. He's a petty thief not a super hero. And last time we saw Antman he was walking away from being a hero at all and didn't have access to his suit.

Hawkeye doesn't have his motivation explained, he rescues Scarlet witch then goes to fight Stark. Which is again "we must fight Tony" not "Tony is wrong". Which is again not motivation to try and kill each other.

So yes, so much explained motivation, such indepth discussions they're having here, where it's basically "Lets kill Ironman and risk the safety of the world".

How much does Marvel pay you to defend this shit? Is it more than Jay gets?

Mmmmm, h'ohmygod, stop fuckin' lyin'!

Where does the guy who goes wherever Tony goes fit into a movie with Tony in it…? Gee, I wonder.


And I quote "You locked me in my room." She felt he was treating her like a child keeping her imprisoned.


What are you talking about? Ant-Man ended with him still having the suit, and being accepted by his ex-wife and daughter because of it. The final scene, THE VERY FINAL SCENE is specifically about Falcon looking for Ant-Man. This was established in that movie. They called him in because they knew him, he was available, and his powers make him pretty useful.

Tony asks him why he didn't stay retired and says "Didn't enjoy playing golf?" Hawkeye replies "Well, I played 18… and I shot 18. I just can't seem to miss." Being forced into retirement was boring for him. What it boils town to is if you're a super hero and Captain America says "Hey, can you help me out?" you say yes.


Even in the final fight, the only one trying to murder anybody is Tony.

I saw it in a theater. The first half was horrible shaky cam. I was so mad. Shaky cam was dead and buried. Now the fucking Marvel assholes are bringing it back.

It could have been my shaky cam ruined eyes, but I think they also sped up the action scenes. Everybody moved super fast and it was so fake looking.

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hell no, that would have been dumb as fuck and having the "winter soldier killed the starks" twist was a much better scene.

Sure he did.