>stay home!>stay safe!>we're in this together

>stay home!>stay safe!>we're in this together

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>NOOOOOOO BREXIT WILL DESTROY THE ECONOMYY>stay the FUCK home! The lockdown is to SAVE LIVES!

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>>257410309>now more than ever. Every commercial.

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>>257410309>GO OUTSIDE???!!>DONT YOU KNOW WE’RE AT WAR??!!

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>>257410309>new normal

Whatcha Gonna Do About It?

>>257410309Based.If you’d ever visit cvg you’d know it’s full of discord tranny anime fags

>flatten the curve!!!!

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Contact tracing

You need to social distance!!!!Don’t visit your other in the home!

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>>257410309enjoy your blood foam

>>257410309I started living in quarantine years before it became trendy. Fuck these weak normie fake-NEETs who complain about mental breakdowns and kill themselves after just months of quarantining.

>times like these

funny how Holla Forums is suddenly anti-fascism now that they're given a tiny taste of actual fascism.

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basedyyyyy

>>257410309I wasn't leaving my house before this shit so whatever

>>257412412>ree anyone being given orders is fascismExcept it's not.

>>257412412>Durr muh fasicm just means despotic power

>>257412412Wss thinking the same thing.They wouldn't last a week in an actual fascist society.The irony is that the only reason why Holla Forumscels are able to live their lazy unproductive existences is because they live in liberal societies which tolerate their choice to be lazy bitter pieces of shit, the same liberal societies they claim to hate so much.

>>257410309better fuck the economy and dont get rid of the virus at the same time thats big brain shit

We need to kill the economy to save the boomers guys!

Its fine. The cucks that shriveled up in fear of making antibodies will really have something to worry about when they release the improved strain.

>>257410309>NOOOO YOU MUST STAY INSIDERINOOO>THE NURSES ARE KEEEPING US SAFERINOO

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>>257410309HOW DARE YOU GO OUT!

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>>257413532Can you have sex with that thing?

>>257412412He a smart

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>>257412412>house arrest is fascismHow is first year of university?

>>257412412Based

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>>257410309>stay at home>die from hunger

>>257412412So you agree this is facism? Gaslighting cunt.

>>257410309>WHERES YOUR MASK???>YOU ARE ENDANGERING ME BECAUSE I CHOSE TO LEAVE MY HOUSE TO GET $50 OF GROCERIES!!!>THE TV PEOPLE SAY CORONA IS LITERALLY BAD!!!!

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>>257411737every time i walk by the tv i hear these god damn normie phrases

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>>257410309yeah, noyou wouldnt like to get your grandparents/parents killed because you gave them this virus

>>257410309>>257410379>>257411737>>257411836>>257412107>>257413437>>257416254>>257416393>1 post by this (((ID)))what a strange coincidence!

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>>257412412based

>>257412499except it is

>>257416532wha? We just trying to have a littel fun here.

>>257416393they are, doctors die everyday you dumb ass nigger

>>257410309joking about coronavirus isn't funny, dude...

>>257416579no fun allowed!

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>>257416587Dying of boredom in their empty hospitals LOL

>>257412412>all of Holla Forums has the same opinions and loves fascismFirst day here?

>>257416532>NOOOOO!!! THE VIRUS IS REALLY REAL GUISE!!! CORONA!!!

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>>257412412>>257416532Here comes reddi...I mean /cvg/

>>257416587Fag Ive legitimately had it twice, its N O T H I N G, didnt even cough just had chest pressure>t. grocery store meat department slave

>>257410309>GET TO WORK WAGIE! >I NEED ANOTHER YACHT! >I DON'T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU DIE!>GET TO FUCKING WORK NOW GOY!

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I agree. We got an invisible emenem afterall

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>>257417119imagine being this retarded

>>257410309>nurses in the trenches on the frontlines didn’t realize all these nurses were getting shot at

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>>257417164>only billionaires have money invested for the futureyou know how I know you're a typical leftist smooth brain?

that's how I know this shit is fake af. there's like 50 commercials and new ones popping up every day for this shit. like it was planned. with the same soft spoken male or female talking about>under these unprecedented times>stay home with your loved ones!etc etc, fucking annoying as FUCK

>>257417282Shut the fuck up retard it kills like %.5 of the population and their all over 70 kys tranny

>>257413437>THEY ARE ONLINE THE FRONTLINERINOOOO

>Contact-less delivery available.

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>>257417164The irony is actual kikes made money off the shutdown

>>257411737>in these difficult times

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>>257410309>NOOOOOO!!! I NEED TO CONSOOM!!! HOW WILL I BE ABLE TO AFFORD MORE FUNKO POPS IF I'M NOT ALLOWED TO BE ENSLAVED BY SHEKELSTEIN AND SONS???

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>>257411737>Be car dealer>Make commercial>We know times are hard and you're probably out of work>Btw finance a car

Imagine the ad departments telling you that you could be feelz for the people, so you just the half year ads wads on >In these difficult times, Only to realize it's a cold and the chinks are outright horrible slave drivers?

>>257416532this is just a shitpost thread, fren

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>SOCIAL DISTANCING>THE NEW NORMAL>#FRONTLINES

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>>257410379Right? All those "OMG BREXIT WILL DESTROY THE EKAUNUHMEE" people sure did get quiet.

>>257418342Yeah and they are not even dropping the price. In the market for a new F150, price still starting at 45k or so.

>>257417119>Fag Ive legitimately had it twicelol you'll get it again in just T W O W E E K S

I'm taking a shit right now dreading the fact I work with every hospital within FEMA region 5.I hate this mask shit. Bought groceries last night, dident wear a mask.I find the more red an area is the more likely people dont believe the propaganda INB4 phone fag

>the virus is a liberal plot

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>>257418820So did Virgina Spring.

>>257419233It is. It's a plot to crash the global economy because "orange man bad"

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>>257416532Kys discord

>>257418200That pic gave me cancer

>>257419298Sure. I bet you think 6 million Jews didn’t die during the Holocaust too.

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>>257419633That picture alone discredits you.Fuck off a Nigger

>>257419800Why don’t you make me?

>>257419832Because unlike you I got an essential job to do.

>>257416532>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST SHITPOST ONCE AND THEN ABANDON THREAD!!!!

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>>257412661Spot on. In an actual fascist society (the one our overlords are revealing to the public) places like Holla Forums would be scrubbed from the internet completely and Holla Forumscels who criticize anyone and everyone would be black-bagged in the middle of the night and never heard from again.Fascists are almost as cringe as communists, only slightly less so because they're somewhat more honest in their intentions. Still just as delusional in thinking that their failed system from 70+ years ago will yield utopian results in the modern world. And when the REAL authoritarianism starts (which would be ubiquitous in a fascist nation) the Holla Forumslack recoils in horror, crying "Wait! I didn't think they'd tell ME what to do!" 2020 has exposed the ever-present Nazi LARPer as little more than a weak hypocrite on average.

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>>257410309>implying you were ever going to leave your mom's basement in the first place

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>>257419925Shitpost on Holla Forums?

>>257410309I went to work for an hour the hit up a fast food joint for food. Everyone wearing shitty surgical masks. smdh

>>257412412/pol/ BTFO

>>257412412>what is politically incorrect Nigger, how do you not get it yet. The entire point of this place is to go against what is seen as "right" by the shitty society we've inherited. If the masses start accepting lockdown bullshit, we wont. Same with niggersSame with faggots

>>257420294based contrarian

>>257420294It's TRUE, Niggers mostly ignore this lockdown. We may need the nogs to help secure our freedom

>>257420160Get a real jobYou yanks are honestly beyond useless

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>>257420728Pff like work of any importance goes on in your shit country. But yeah, our "economy" is like 75% service sector busy-work jobs now. Literally almost no one does anything of any consequence in many parts of the country.

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>>257412412fascism is always the answer

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>>257412661that's a lot of anger. ugly white female or shitskin, which is it?

>Commercial comes on>It's 20 people all saying a few words each, forming a few sentences>Ends with them all saying "We're all in this together!"Every fucking advert right now

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l love these Onions wojak meme's do we have more?

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>>257419233>liberals are emotional retards who want unironic fascism and global economic shutdown because in a span of 3 months TV people said so

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>>257416667Based. Somebody please pull this one out of the compost heap

>>257410309>WE HAVE AN ECONOMIC CRISIS

>>257419233ngl i was laughing at people saying that at first but the more time pass, the more i begin to believe it. Holla Forums was right again i shouldve listened

>>257420947David Graeber was right. 25% of US jobs evaporated over about a month and society still kept running. The government has even declared which jobs are “essential” and which jobs are bullshit.en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bullshit_Jobs

>STAY HOME COVIDIOTS

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>>257421720>”and that’s why we’ve been taking extra precautions”>”in these uncertain times”>”available for take-out or contact-free delivery!”>”and remember, WeRe In ThIs ToGeThErrrrrrrr”

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>>257410309>Don't forget, it takes a village to flatten the curve