HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

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Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider

Who is that mess and how is having sex with all those girls in their prime?

Is there any substance to the sexual abuse rumors?

Just Holla Forums autism and gut feelings. Like the gut feelings Dan “Likes 'Em Tighter” Schneider gives his actresses.

No use trying to play coy now, Dan.

Nothing to confirm, plausible deniability still keeps them safe. Although from all of the images I've seen of him and his shows, the fact that a man that created a movie about interracial cuckholdry has a show on the same channel, and the allegations of child abuse throughout the history of child actors leads me to believe its plausible.

I'm sure there's nothing to it user.

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what has he done to her?

lipstickalley.com/showthread.php/755855-Nickelodeon-creep-Dan-Schneider?p=19020451&viewfull=1

That one of Dan "the Hymen Genocider" Schneider seems normal. Cant speak for the first 2.

Middle pic reminds me of an early highschool crush. eerie.

Does it hurt to know that Dan would have smashed your crush while you wept in the corner?

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Not as much as the crowbar that would have chiseled his fat cunny-eating face

He one day will face vigilante justice
Mark my words Holla Forums someone gonna go full hotline Miami on him one day. Along with PEDOWOOD at large.

May MEME magic will be done.

that fucking filename

I liked the Jews more when they only just killed children to make their bread with their blood.

Hear us Richard! Send your avenging Jacket to deliver justice!

Go ahead, keep enjoying your MKultra waifus.

Read the file name.

Doesn't exist in Hollywood

Is that Dirty Dan "The Man With The Sketchy Van" Schneider? aka Dan "The Junior High Gang Bang Guider", "The Adolescent AstroGlider", "The Hollywood Hymen Collider" Schneider

HOL UP

HOL

UP

HOL THE FUCK UP

Do lolis actually post in reddit? Why the fuck do I even bother posting here with no one but sweaty autistic neckbeards instead of reddit with cute footed cute lolis???

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MEME Magic haven't failed us yet. Meme magic already made moon man real. There screenshots of Black lives matter Twitter accounts talking about a guy in a Mac tonight jacket stabbing thugs.

No thanks.

The Amanda Show was a show from the 90's.

How long 'til we hear of a murder-suicide involving her and Dan "The Virgin Defiler" Schneider?

What episode is this from?

Fuck, I can't remember the last time I watched The Simpsons.

==JUST== Oh wait he probably literally did


Not soon enough but since Dan the "Child Confider" Schneider has the sheckels, he'll be fine, to our dismay.

This is a common assumption, and it's wrong. The biggest asset kikes have, which is also the root of their power and untouchability, is their nepotism. He won't go down for child rape charges like a vulgar goy because he has other rat-nosed vermin looking out for him.

That said though, money does play a part in silencing the evidence.

Hope you enjoy getting your ass chiseled in prison while he eats your crush's cunny.

God damn it, makes perfect sense. Perhaps one angry father will bring the demise of Dan "Perhaps Prolapse" Schneider.


Implying I'd leave any survivors, like a true -madman

You're being Anti-semitic user! There's nothing wrong with fucking young teenagers in exchange for money and fame….

I'm not mad, just jealous. Maybe if you kikes didn't keep all the little girls to yourselves we could get along.

What an utterly disgusting looking man. If I looked like that I'd refuse to take pictures just out of sheer embarrassment at how fat and ugly I was.

Kill yourself.

Why does Icarly look like she was crying? Why is she holding a tissue?

Learning to deep throat is difficult

What is it with kikes and child molestation?

This thread is none of your concern, consider yourself warned.

I beg to differ.

Dan “Rough Ryder” Schneider
Dan “The Collector” Schneider
"No Lube Required" Schneider
Dan "The Despoiler" Schneider
Dan "Deep Pounder" Schneider
Dan “She’s a Fighter” Schneider
Dan "Get in The Van" Schneider
Dan "Cunny Hoarder" Schneider
Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider
Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan “Deep Inside Her” Schneider
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
"Please Mister, Slower" Schneider
Dan “Likes ‘Em Tighter” Schneider
Dan "The Rough Rider" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "The Virginity Taker" Schneider
Dan "The Hymen Divider" Schneider
Dan “The Hymen Collider” Schneider
Dan "The Demolition Man" Schneider
Dan "The Cervix Wrecker" Schneider
Dan "This One's a Bleeder" Schneider

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Dan "If she can't get pregnant, I'll cum inside her" Schneider

WAT

OL DANNY'S AT IT AGAIN LAD

Imagine how easy it'd be to bait him into admitting he's a pedo.

Dan "because of me they're no longer tighter" Schneider

Daniel, King of the Foo/tv/oyeurs

Why do you guys hate him so much? Is it because of the monstrous sexual crimes he commits against vulnerable young starlets with impunity, or that you wish you were in his shoes?

No thanks.

I wouldn't mind fucking pic related, actually, even if she's probably a massive cunt

That typo is a litle miracle all of its own.


Who's that anyways? I'm not up to date on the pedophile Jew's productions.

Got more, user?

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That's all I have of her, but the fappening yielded many such nudes

liberal use of spoilers and polite sage because my post is really off-topic

Buttblasted

Assannihilated

Rumproasted

Bumbefuddled

Tooshietankered

Bootybamboozled

And yes, religious Jews absolutely practice pedophilic acts AND run Hollywood.

Sounds awfully like pedowood to me. What a coincidence!

No, I'd say your post is perfectly on topic.

I look forward to the current current year edition by the end of the year

full blown diva m8

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Why do these threads get deleted over at cuckchan?

What are the mods there hiding?

Everything

They're getting shekels from Dan "Cummies in Their Tummies" Schneider to shut everything down.

They're kikes, or paid off by kikes. Just watch how fast Pedowood threads vanish there.

So on a scale of 1-10 how true is this shit

The one about Miranda Cosgrove getting gang-banged is most likely fake, but the other two are probably real. Or maybe they're all real, or all fake. I don't know.

It's all true.

doesnt matter if shes a cunt, with a body like that its expected shes an idiot. All she needs is a man to put her in her place, her view on life will adopt that of her masters.

she is fucking one of her back up dancers. Chances are she wears the pants.

Because cuckchan is modded by millenials and progtards who love fucking with the userbase and hate board culture.

And moot is a kike, so there is that.

But moot is gone and replaced by a greedy asian guy selling user data

He's not gone, he's just taken a backseat (well, a seat further back) to get a slice of the shekel pie.

That's (allegedly) Ariana Grande

Grande Culo!

WhenI have money left over I'm commissioning a pic of this.

that is Ariana Grande

Grande Culo

esta burrito muchacho, jose

aiyayai

Got some of Miranda Cosgrove or the blonde chick, hombre?

I don't, but here's some victoria justice

I want tits

Don't call him that.

You can see her eyes tearing up.

Same reason they close any problematic threads.

I'm going to need some details for this

-100
Except the first three.

Wasn't there a pic floating around comparing Dan to Jabba the Hutt or something?

I can't believe no one has posted Dan "Daughter Defiler" Schneider.

Dan "Gonna need a bedpan for all that pussy cider" Schneider.

should be an edit

Got anymore?

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Take a wild fucking guess.

There is no one I'm more jealous of.

Kill yourself

Is moot actually jewish, or just an exemplary good goy?

good goy.
since when has his jewry actually ever made him money?

Can you motherfuckers just calm down with this shit for once? Shit like this didn't get deleted before the end of 2014 on halfchan and that's because moot was trying to make the site more in touch with reality.

If you people think of a second that the Jews are the source of being tolerant and all this crap, then you're just as uninformed as the people spewing nonsense about chemtrails making frogs homosexual. The reason that the world is the way it is goes back to the 1960s when literary theory was politically radicalized. You can see the issues at stake most clearly in the contrast between the writings of the New Critics (1920-1951) and of the leftists (1960-present).

What you'll find in writings of the New Critics such as TS Eliot, Ezra Pound, Austin Tate, John Crowe Ransom, and Cleanth Brooks, is that the leftists were not (as they claimed) correcting the NEw Critics; they simply erased their arguments from history, filled in the empty spot with lies and slander, and went back to doing what people had been doing before the New Critics, which was writing about the social and historical context of literary works. The key issue was that the New Critics wanted people to make *value judgements*. They wanted to find some way of saying that some literature was better than other literature. The critics before and after them wanted to avoid having to do that.

Now what does this have to do with anything? The movement in the 1960s was motivated by a desire for social justice – to study works by women, minorities, and workers, and use literature for social change. The problem was that all those people had been de-valued by the literary canon.

The solution, people like Derrida, Foucault, Eagleton, and Fish said or implied, was *not to make judgements*.

It comes up over and over again: New Critics strive to find some way of deciding whether something is good or bad; later critics reach for some excuse to defer judgement about *anything*.

This is why literary theory is now overrun with stupid theories. Like the stupid ideas of Stanley Fish, who says the words of a novel are unimportant; everything is in the mind of the reader. Or Vincent Leitch, who says not to worry about misrepresenting the New Critics, because you make progress by overturning your elders, not by understanding them. Or the general consensus that we can't know anything about the real world. Or George Steiner, who wonders how science works when everyone *knows* we can't know anything about the real world, and concludes that God continually intervenes to make it appear that scientific theories are correct. Literary theorists are competing with each other to see who can say the most stupid thing and get it repeated.

The same ideas, from the same people, led to the 1960s literary theory and to the civil rights movement in the US. I think the civil rights movement was and is a great thing, but in the 1970s it embraced a lie that is now coming back to bite us. This lie is now a key principle of both movements. It says that, to avoid privileging any one group, you *must not make judgements* and *must not admit there is an external reality* which is not socially-constructed.

And that's what finally sunk into moot's thick skull, that to be successful you absolutely need to accept this philosophy. Nothing to do with Jews, nothing to do with the illuminati.

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go fuck a snowman

Why Dan?

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who are these semen demons?

Semen demon, singular. It's Ariana Grande.

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Her butt looks so so soft

I want to put my dick between her buttcheecks

What the fuck are you even trying to say, Schlomo?

They're both kate upton, who's apparently a giant slut

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Dan "cunny rider" Schneider, please leave.

Looks like the goons have entered the thread

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Not bad

WHAT A SICK == FUCK ==

You have to put them on both ends, Reddit.

Lei it go, Ms. Shekelgrubestein.

YOU HAVE TO GO BACK

It's weird to watch people with absolutely no understanding of historicity or context or philosophy or anything at all.


Is this why you-know-who is so popular? Appealing to anti-thought drones?

Have some smug anime girls to assuage your butthurt.

Who's the semen demon on the third pic?

Just get back in the oven schlomo.

which girl would look best in a Slave Leia costume? Liz, VJuice or Ari?

why not all 3?

well they'd all have to try it on to see who'd look best.

I believe I need bikini photos of all 3 women to make an educated opinion.

wasn't something like this the plot of an episode of Victorious?

probably, need to rewatch the series just to be sure though.

probably, need to rewatch the series just to be sure though.

Vic- Would like like any generic hot slave cosplayer.
Liz-Has the best tits for a bikini, something about her stomach ruins the rest of the look
Ari-would look the best in a slave outfit, perfect curves, and her bubbly personality itself will make the outfit pop from a crowd.

You already know the answer, Dan.

How did I never realize Dan's true motives?

the man was a true genius

fam, Holla Forums is a click of distance from here.

I'm not sure but I think she is from to aru majutsu no index. maybe the weeaboos from /a/ can help you better

You're right.

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Yeah, I think her character was supposed to be a stereotypical russian bulldyke. I think she even had an accent.

I didn't know carly was bigger than Vjuice. She must be tiny.

bumping cause of all the BvS crap

I saw that miranda is on a new show.
She hasn't had her mental breakdown yet so maybe she was able to fight off Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider

apparently she wants to do a icarly reboot

Stockholm Syndrome

Good thing these two are safe.

They're probably damaged.

holy shit. did dan "the sodomy enforcer" schneider also fuck a tranny?

Why has no one stopped this man?

this was an episode? I dont' believe you

ICarly also had a foot fetish episode. Believe it you dirty fool, Dan is a fiendish goblin. There were some other obvious fetish episodes too. I'll try and post them later. The FBI is probably already keeping tabs on me for all my weird search requests in the last few hours.

Who comes up with these ideas??

I really don't remenber this one.

Just about any time a jew gets some money or power you can rest assured he'll fuck at least one kid, it's like a compulsion for their degenerate race.

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Jews are basically arabs with pale skin and even less sense of morality.

WHO INDEED

Why hasn't some father gone Rambo and riddled Dan "Hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schnieder with bullets?

Why do we have to live in an age where there is no justice?

Why is it that a guy that literally looks like a kiddie diddler gets zero negative press, yet Singer gets villified?

Connections. The elite only get caught for CP if another elite wants to take them down.

Holla Forums, I literally have no idea who Dan Shneider is. Who is he and what has he done to make him so important here?

Meme magic. He can't be stopped as long as we believe so. Holla Forums is contributing to his growing cunny-destroying power.

He is the Nolan of nick

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it was the only highpoint of her life now that her singing career tanked

Say what?

guess she never put out as much as Ariana

What is she even doing now?

Sluten Ruiko , the pleasure treasure of Academy City.

nothing it seems like. Her last movie appearance tanked

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probably Dan The Diddler Man in an attempt to resurrect her career. Too bad for her she out grew his taste in women.

she should do a porn with Drake

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What is Drake doing these days?

He works on the Ultimate Spiderman cartoon over at Disney channel. Most noteworthy thing that got him attention was when he called Bruce Jenner "Bruce".

Did he leave the JUSTice League at last?

Yeah. Spiderman seems to be earning him a pretty good deal of money. Also he's been shilling the brand name toys on the show, so tha

t's probably a few extra bucks.

>>>/reddit/

And this is why >>>Holla Forums needs to be wiped from this site. Cancer festers if left alone.

Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore. It's from Season 17 though, so you know, it's Modern Simpsons.

I don't particularily care for her singing, but there are a few things that mouth could do I'm very interested in.
Like telling me that everything will be okay. Or that she enjoys my company. Maybe even giving me a peck on the cheek in a totally non-lewd way.
But then again, maybe I should just kill myself.

Was sending me into a spiral of depression part of your plan?

Of coursh.
It does get lonely in here, after all

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you damn brother I will personally hug you tight mark my words

as if you don't wish her to sing you to sleep

Well, now I have a new fantasy for my lonely nights.

;__;

you know she dropped so low in celebrity status she might be attainable now.

..where does she live now?

kek
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k

A long and elaborate shitpost is still a shitpost and deserves nothing but shitposting in response.

exactly.besides, we all know its an mkultra anyway

Really proving your superiority there.

It's a Holla Forums post if I've ever seen one.
After spending a week there to see what's up I can safely say I'll never take anything they say seriously.

lol retarded jewpig

Nah, he's just an exceptionally good goy.

That's an oxymoron, nigga.

Because we don't want to

How old is she now?

23.

No wonder Dan doesn't want her.

What HASN'T he done to her, more like.

For real?

MODS

No shit, everyone likes to pretend politics and religion doesn't matters in business, but then you go to investors and they want you to convert to their brand of trendwhore bullshit that they converted to last week, else you don't get any funding

Moot saw niggers like zuckerborg becoming billonaires even though they started after he did, he wanted to get on the startup bandwagon but didn't realize he had to play the same game to get in

Are you shitting me? Their parents are swimming in money. The fuckers probably fight to see who get to sell their daughters to Dan "This one is a bleeder" Schneider.

Celeb kids' parents are the worst shit out there, they will whore their kids out for money

no
Jews are nothing like Whites you nigger

Holla Forumstard logic at its finest.

This was an informative post. Thank you.

Astute reply. Here's an upboat for you, my good sir! (v:^)

Who is Dan's current victim?

Fuck off Holla Forums

This is commonplace

incogman.net/2016/04/movie-jews-often-tried-to-molest-little-shirley-temple/#more-128219

Fuck off Holla Forums

This goes back all the way to the beginning, doesn't it?

Child actor/actress's parents are leeches that only care about exploit their pretty kids as much as they can't.

They probably know and push their kids to do sexual favours to the directors.

I remember that alluded to in The Godfather. I was 16 at the time and didn't get it.

Oh, how naive I used to be…

You know how there were A LOT of kids movies made during the 80s and 90s. Hundreds of children were "auditioning" for parts in movies. Their parents willing to do just about anything to see their kids become famous and rake in millions of dollars. Can you see where I'm going with this?

fuck off Holla Forums

Remember that British pedophile ring that was protected by the BBC, and how many years it took to be discovered (the main perpetrator Jimmy Savile died before being exposed)

Imagine how many years must pass in order to the American media pedophile ring is finally uncover.

oops forgot picture

Schneider will agree with you, you dead filthy child molester

goddamnit

What of the generic Schneider series is this episode? Name of the episode?

WEW
The Brits loves child rape, smh tbh fam.

Only when it's turdskins raping white children though.

Where is it so I can go take a shit on it?

You can't. The family destroyed the tombstone overnight once Saville was exposed.

He's now in a unmarked grave.

Oh, bummer.

Time to make a deal with the devil and contact /baph/.

Is there a link between foot fetishism and pedophilia? Because I'mstarting to see a pattern here…

More like the link is between judaism and pedophilia. It's everywhere, if you know what to look out for.

Haven't you ever read the Godfather?

See

The kikes at Jewllywood have been at it since the very beginning.

Can't unravel the Savile

Dan "the sphincter smiter" Schneider

Dan "the Anus Atomizer" Schneider

Dan "the Pringles can" Schneider

Dan "the cunny king" Schneider

Dan "I wouldn't be accused of being a creepy pedophile if I were younger and handsome" Schneider

it goes back to the time after Jesus. Probably a few hundred years before as well but they mostly stuck to their own then I think.

DAN "I'M THE MAN WHO TAMES THE LAMB" SCHNEIDER

DAN "KNOCK HER DUMB AND POUND HER NUMB" SCHNEIDER

DAN "ROPE HER THEN GROPE HER" SCHNEIDER

DAN "GONNA BEAT MY MEAT TO THEIR SWEET FEET" SCHNEIDER

DAN "BEHIND HER AND INSIDE HER" SCHNEIDER

DAN "FAME FOR SOUL AND ASSHOLE" SCHNEIDER

DAN "HEBE HOUND" SCHNEIDER

You wouldn't be accused of being a creepy pedophile if you weren't a creepy pedophile, Dan.

And a kike.

Jack Woltz should have been the one decapitated, not his poor horse.

Dan "The Younger She Is, The Harder I Get" Schnider
Dan "Toring Hymens Is So Much Fun" Schnider
Dan "I Love Masterchan" Schneider
Dan "The Fat Raper From Holywood" Schneider
Dan "If She Doesn't Bleed, She Is a Slut" Schneider
Dan "Fresh Cunny-Eater of Beverly Hills" Schneider
Dan "Not Even Ben Garrison Can Stop Me" Schneider
Dan "Scream Harder, Little Bitch" Schneider

Dan "The Younger She Is, The Harder I Get" Schnider
Dan "Toring Hymens Is So Much Fun" Schnider
Dan "I Love Masterchan" Schneider
Dan "The Fat Raper From Holywood" Schneider
Dan "If She Doesn't Bleed, She Is a Slut" Schneider
Dan "Fresh Cunny-Eater of Beverly Hills" Schneider
Dan "Not Even Ben Garrison Can Stop Me" Schneider
Dan "Scream Harder, Little Bitch" Schneider
Dan "Chained Children Can't Complain" Schnider

Actually there will be an interesting story coming out in the months ahead.

Naww.. they'll probably bury it for a while.

Oh, we'll see about that…

Singer is a handsome fucker but dude is getting hit hard.

wut

I thought he was just broke

==DAN "NICKELODEON IS MY PERSONAL BROTHEL"== SCHNEIDER

who cares tbh.

the real question is….
where are the sex videos he has stockpiled

In possession of his clique

Footfags usually like small,delicated feets which are usually found in small girls.

Dan "You're in if I'm in You" Schneider

Dan "poke your feet in my meat" Schinder

Dan "loli entrepeneur" Schinder

No chill tbh fam smh

Dan "I know it's pretty baby, but I didn't take it out for air." Schneider

I think this version is more fitting for this thread

In his Jewgold vault, of course.

If only you could channel this level of effort and enthusiasm in doing something positive and productive…

Something's bound to pop up when the next major celebrity keels over. Might take a while though since Hollywood is good at covering its filthy tracks.

Amanda bynes will die from all the coke they give her to keep her quiet

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This shit is unreal. Truth is really stranger than fiction.

But will it be enough to convict Dan?

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Absolutely scandalous.

oh yeah she got groomed by him

it'll never stop, who will stop Dan "Maisie Fag" Schneider?

I wonder if that hot tub segment on the Amanda Show was just a way for Schneider to whore out Bynes to guest stars who wanted to get "close" to her.

I watched that video hoping for a tit-contact yet saw none. Timestamp or die

Also checked

After 3 minutes.

he's so lucky. gets to pound that prime pussy before it goes sour.

He's a kike. Even if he pounds a 12-year old starlet's ass on live national television, he's going to walk.

Jimmy did nothing wrong. Those girls threw themselves on him.

Well, Holla Forums?

Well Ted wasn't an exclusive pedophile (his youngest victim was 8 when he was 15, but many of his victims were between 19 to 26) So it's a hard choice.

Plus he'll just kill her when he's bored of her, instead of pimping her out to his fellow kikes until her body gives out.

Holy shit, it's actually ''real'?

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"I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get a boyfriend off of this tape." - Amanda Bynes

JUST

DAN

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I was on top of the world
it was right in my pocket
I was living the life
things were just the way they should be
When from out of the sky like a bomb comes some little punk in a rocket
now all of a sudden some strange things are happening to me

I had friends,
I had lots of friends
Now all my friends are gone
And I'm doing the best I can to carry on

I had power (power)
I was respected (respect)
But not any more
And I've lost the love to the one whom I adored

Let me tell you about the strange things are happening to me
Strange things
Strange things are happening to me…
Ain't no doubt about it

You got someone you think you know well
It turns out a stranger
The minute you turn your back
You're in it all by yourself

They laugh at your jokes,
You think you're doing well
''But you're in danger, boy
You end up alone, forgotten, way up on the shelf''

Strange things are happening to me
Strange things
Strange things are happening to me
Ain't no doubt about it

Strange things are happening to me
Strange things
Strange things

just imagine 10 Cloverfield Lane with Dan Schneider instead of John Goodman, some kid instead of MEW, and no beardy guy with a broken arm.

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Do the whole thing, faggot.

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how is this thread still alive?

autism

Sauce?