Is this the least shitty political test there is?

What a brainlet.

tu mange phallus

french is fucking useless when compared to Spanish has a world wide reach.

Mon nègre…

Abrasé a la verga compa.

nah it's full with idpol question and only market based economy logic.

politiscales.la-commune.net/results.html?s0=50&s1=19&m0=90&m1=5&j0=43&j1=40&b0=93&femi=29&e0=50&e1=43&p0=93&p1=5&c0=55&c1=31&t0=83&t1=7&anar=100&prag=67

I thought I was a MTW turbo anti-revisionist… Apparently not.

I basically want Tranny Stalinism Utopia…

damn.

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don't think i understood all the questions properly. also i get "Humanité · Socialisme · Justice" on one browser and "Socialisme · Révolution · Justice" on another, for some reason

Am I the Anarkiddie?

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/OURTEST/

weird i could have sworn i resized it

Also I don't know what test you did, in mine it had tons of 'everything should be public' 'capitalist labour is wage theft' 'there is coercion when a worker has to sign a contract with his employer' type questions.

also >mfw the capitalism icon is literally a trash bag

I took me 10 seconds to understand what was going on in the 2nd picture

Who else /AF/ here :^)

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thanks for capping my results nigger, hopefully I get (You)s now

Oh fuck my mistake I had very similar results (identical flag and "monarchist" and faded "pragmatist" token)
I had very slightly different scales and also the proselytist token/ribbon/w/e/ that is
ignore my faggot post

Air France?

Action Francaise

What he said

Ah I’m not sure which is worse tbh

I like the flag generator thingie, but I wish it had an explanation of what all the shapes and colors meant.

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Have fun living in a dead, barren desert.

Read Rafiq and Land.

Just go pet a goat or some other cute animal you heartless techno-autist.

eh, fuck rafiq

No surprises here, even got my old flag…

1 million years gulag

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This.

t. someone who didn't even read the posts

NO.
Stop posting it.
I swear it was made by a republican. It conflates arguments that are pro liberal can capitalist ideas as the same thing as being Marxist. The person who wrote is a brainlet who has read zero books, does not understand any leftist ideologies, and thinks liberalism IS communist. It's shit, it's shit, it's shit.

then someone who's read bordiga needs to make a good compass someday

can't believe action francaise still exists

nice

Fuck glad I'm not the only one. J'ai envie pratiquer mon français

Heh, considering I am a demsoc that high revolution % is surprising. Also seems I have to purge some porky mentality from me. And what is the constructivism vs essentialism thing?

Nvm, the nature of man.

Крестьянин.

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vote1 is still the least shitty political test, but it's mobile only.

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Former communist here

What do these results make me comrades?

Nice flag dude.

leftcoms are as bad as ☭TANKIE☭s

I couldn't finish. Too much translating.
I'm fighting the Frenchie fucks that made this

I think we'll get along just fine.

For some reason it suggest I might be an Anarchist but I can't say I've ever considered myself one

itt confused pseuds fail to understand why standing against the capitalist state might net you the label "anarchist"

reminder that end goal communism is anarchist

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it's probably cause it can't guess what kind of socialist you are, safer to guess communist, but maybe anarchist.

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Finally, my French classes will come in handy

yes

fag

You're a radical traditionalist, at least according to the results of a political test marginally less flawed than the rest.

Fuck is wrong with you OP?

Nice try, Social Democrat (see: crypto-capitalist).

Considering your Revolution meter isn't at least over 65%, yes

It's an alright test compared to most I've seen out there.

hmm

>>>Holla Forums

but i'm a syndicalist

Color me surprised.

there is literally nothing wrong with crypto-fascism

You're welcome for me sharing this in the other thread, btw

Please leave

I like the 100% communism part.
politiscales.la-commune.net/results.html?s0=50&s1=33&m1=14&m0=79&p0=100&b1=14&b0=79&e1=71&e0=26&c1=36&c0=40&t0=83&t1=7&j0=57&j1=19&femi=29&anar=100&comp=100

Shit, I'm more communist than all y'all mofos on here.
Get on my level.

here, you're a hell of a lot better than mine. I take the previous statement back.

Get on my level

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Someone translate it already

Didnt know there were so many frenchies here

If you answered generally anti-state and have a high revolution score I think the Anarchism bonus is guaranteed. I've always considered some kind of vanguard necessary, but I guess I was thinking too long-term when I answered Strongly Agree to "The state must be destroyed" and questions of the like.

French isn't my native langage,
Learn French it's easy.

Holy shit, it's full with IdPol questions & only market economy

also the flag is shit.
politiscales.la-commune.net/results.html?j1=36&j0=48&b0=100&t1=7&t0=88&c0=48&c1=21&p0=100&e0=52&e1=40&prag=100&s1=12&s0=50&m0=98&femi=14&anar=100

I wonder how feminists would answer xddd

any test that don't include classic leftist doctrines, ike anarchocommunism, is shit

essentialist radfem terfs in the positive
constructivist postmodern standpoint-epistemology feminists in the negative

that would lead to conclusion that only postmodern constructivist feminists are actualy progressive and feminists (and are right) but it's contradiction - postmodern feminists actually don't beleve that men can change because it's no thuth outside the discourse

so both essentialist and postmodern feminists believe that, men are natural rapitsts, or that that we no really know

but views are for me faulty, stupid, socially regressive and petty-bourgeois

how the fuck do people get the english test? is it just google chrome auto-translate? There is no way I'm going to copypaste a 100 questions on bing.

What the fuck does this mean?

i THINK it's about whether you want the info that government(?) keeps about you to be compartmentalised (like medical data separate from tax data separate from census data) with regulations to prevent complete profiles being built of citizens or whether you're OK with it all being cross referenced between departments.

it's talking about big data & surveillence.

That might make sense

I didn't get a write up thing at the bottom and my flag is poo brown.

Thanks doc

quite
essentialism is inherently reactionary if you ask me, I dunno what kind of questions this test asks to determine the constructivist/essentialist axis but the fact that so many on this board are essentialists is curious, and maybe somewhat alarming

it's poo brown because your ideology and worldview is shit

Don't even know what this means tbh

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Looks a lot less shitty than most, but it doesn't fix the inherent problems with the spectrum model of politics.

flag too and link

politiscales.la-commune.net/results.html?s1=5&s0=81&m1=5&m0=90&j0=86&p0=98&b0=71&b1=5&t0=86&t1=5&e1=19&e0=62&c0=60&c1=19&femi=43&vega=100&prag=100&anar=100

INTO THE TRASH

how did you make the translated text replace the native french in the webpage

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It does not translate the questions though

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Pretty good tbh, the results I expected

Not too bad, about the only problem is that my anti-fag/tranny answers seem to have pushed me way over into essentialism, in spite of the PC answers being the ones that purport them to be biologically predetermined.

Also, kek'd at the monarchist question, makes me worry a little about the situation in Macron's France.

you are a faggot

its an okay test

Kill the Jewish bourgeoisie

politiscales.la-commune.net/results.html?b0=57&b1=14&e0=21&e1=48&c0=38&c1=24&t1=5&t0=69&p0=62&p1=10&j0=31&j1=31&m1=5&m0=69&s0=57&s1=17&femi=24&comp=100&prag=67

Abraham was a desert pimp, Sarah a lying whore, and their gang were the original bourgeoisie!

Long live Zoroaster!

Not bad at all.Cool flag and dope features

I feel like I should be more laissez-faire and less regulationist but it's not like I can accept axing labor laws in the present circumstances.

It's not like there's a huge reactionary movement to bring back the Ancien Regime but I'm afraid there are more monarchists than revolutionary leftists.

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right click and translate

w/e, read proudhon and fourier in origianl francais

dildoe

aww, did the indivanarch hurt the pwoor Holla Forumsyp's feewings? you want a cookie?

Interesting test, not bad though I don't know what constructivism or essentialism are. An english translation might be nice, I was unsure of what some questions were asking so I just put undecided or lukewarm answers.

Oh looks like essentialism/constructivism is nature vs nurture

NAZBOL
GANG

Communism/Capitalism should be liberty/equality first because opposing capitalism doesn't in practice make one communist, since communism has been as a word permanently appropriated by Marxism and second because the concept on non-lessairfaire capitalism is offensive to most people who have capitalism as a main tennant of their politics.

wut?

How do you get this in English

At least my flag is better this time around

That's not what it says (how are you people even doing this without a built in translator), it says plotism, ie. the belief that a small elite are ruling society

Fuck you're right I completely misread it. I can read french but clearly not good enough. it must be because a lot of french words are similar to English words, fucking cognitives. Also I had no idea plotism was a thing, probably should of read the bottom a bit closer tho

is there an english translation of this?

Google translate the site, i normally use firefox but i just opened it in chrome and it automatically suggested to translate it for me

Ayo where my green nationalistic liberation theology niggas at, holla at ya boy

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Polish transgedner anarchist commie here.

So, conclusion is that Holla Forums is basically gender essentialist?

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Open it in chrome and get it to translate the page for you

all political tests are for fags

GET REKT NAZI CUNT

I use linux and firefox I just have chrome for convenience/compatability purposes like these

Sounds about right, I guess. Not sure where that bit of conservatism came from.

CHRISTCOM GANG ASSEMBLE

Protestant btw

oops wrong flag

Profiling must be highly regulated and database cross-referencing forbidden.

Anybody up for translating? We could split the questions.

Wait, shit, apparently questions are random.

If you don't have brain badge then your political ideology is scam for gullible people.

Does your asshole hurt, user?

I'm not an anarchist nor a feminist and my french is kinda rusty. Still, not a bad test.

More or less what I expected tbh.

I feel like you could just rip all the questions and translate the test from there.

Here's half of the dirty work done: pastebin.com/kHLCXCFf

this whud I got

Ich werde dich alle vergewaltigen

Actually, scratch that, I think we could just fork the GitHub and translate the "questions.js" file or something.

github.com/DiscordLaCommune/politiscales

translation when

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how did you make it english?

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is this NAZBOL?

Evola plz

what's wrong with essentialism

It's opposed to universalism and egalitarianism.

How are these bad things?

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Wew, lad.

Alright, here goes
pastebin.com/WjSP4unB
I don't know shit about github though

Works great, thank you!

Deutsch Mutter Ficker sprichst du es?

It's also factual, damn, really makes u fink…

how about putting it online for everybody if you know how to do that

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kinda disgusting tbh

blehh

How did I do, Holla Forums?

OH SHIT wrong picture. Pardon me my autism.

No its the worst, it's not even in english.

read the fucking thread

what

Eh, close enough.