Lenin hat

How is Mario not our guy?

He supports feudalism

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a red star… really makes me think

matpat why are you here

another proof that cultural marxists are trying to corrupt our children with ther satanic video games

he's nazbol this proves it

he is monarcho-nazbolist

Mattpatt is a leftist, why wouldn't he?

mattpat's name shall not be spoken here

There is no evidence of serfdom in the mushroom kingdom.

you're not the first to notice

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Here you go Holla Forums Time to get some meme power going.

that webm is pretty dope actually.

Also, don't forget that in Donkey Kong his main weapon was a hammer.

I still is on the RPGs

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Nice of the Tsar to invite us over for a picnic, eh Leningi?

Nice of the Bolsheviks to invite us over to storm the Winter Palace, eh Luigi?

I hope they made lotsa Okroshka!

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MARIO IS A NIGGER
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kek

Would have looked better with a star on his hat imo

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…..shut up namefag

Mario's Italian and dates a monarch, I'm pretty sure he's a fascist sympathizer.

I really, really miss shitty Newgrounds-tier flash animations.

Does anyone have that "Engels, the Luigi of communism" picture?

do not fall for Mario's fetishized working class aesthetics. he upholds the monarchy of the mushroom kingdom against bowser's revolutionary vanguard.

Bowser is also a Monarch you twat

Obviously a monarchist.

Honey this is a Newgrounds CLASSIC, watch your mouth

That's the beauty of it, innit?

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mautists think this unironically

He is working at a reputable Italian private plumbing company and he earns a decent pay.

king koopa is a mistranslation, his japanese name translates literally to comrade koopa. few realize this.

In actuality he only fulfills the role of king similar to how a queen bee fills her role. The kingdom would not survive at all so it's basically a Stalinist dictatorship

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omg you said nigger I'm so offended

He literally said in his starstrek video that "FASCIST HATE CAPITALISM" and other stupid ass shit, so no he is not.

Mario is obviously Stalin, and Lenin is Luigi. I honestly don't understand how this isn't just obvious to people.

This flash, and most of 10 years old Newgrounds, is several tiers above todays mainstream cartoons in originality and animation quality

He's an Italian anarchist. "Bomb-thrower" was a racial slur for Italians at the turn of the 20th century.

I hate to see the shows I grew up watching being bastardized beyond recognition. I hate these fucking niggers…