Osama Bin Laden Was Avid Emulator Fan, New Evidence Suggests

Combing through his old records, he apparently had emulators for PSP, Nintendo DS, and Gameboy Advance before he died.

His computer had save files for Grand Theft Auto, China Town Wars (Nintendo DS version was emulated), and a no$gba emulator on his hard drive.

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cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/index.html
theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/01/newly-released-journal-confirms-osama-bin-laden-visited-the-west
businessinsider.com/bin-laden-had-charlie-bit-my-finger-on-his-computer-when-he-died-2017-11
youtube.com/watch?v=n_fp5kaVYhk
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Were gamers a mistake?

Source, via recent CIA declassified documents this month

cia.gov/library/abbottabad-compound/index.html

Islam didn't do 9/11.

Holla Forums did 9/11

No fucking joking

Apparently Osama Bin Laden also emulated Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time

How do they know those files were his? they could "belong to" or were put there, by whoever handled his IT, or a subordinate.

I'm just going to go down the list of Games Osama Bin Laden Emulated On His Computer

Because this is from his personal computer. The CIA declassified it. It also had his personal journals in it the documents.

It wasn't someone one else. This was his personal computer, and he emulated video games.

can we start waterboarding gamers?

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Also a save file for New Super Mario Brothers emulated from Nintendo DS

CASUAL

I wish I was joking, but I'm not.

Osama Bin Laden was a weeb. This is confirmed now. Osama Bin Laden was downloading anime from an Arabic site. In fact the highlighted link

Is for Case Closed/Detective Conan

Fair warning: this is indeed funny as h*ck but it's still info collected by the CIA

So you know, grain of salt and all that

I'm not taking this with a grain of salt, all the fibers in my body are telling me this is true.

This actually confirms every stereotype I have about the arab upper classes.

Literally crosses any and all cultural and religious barriers confirmed.

He also had a porn stash from the looks of it

So basically, everyone who browses image boards acts like Osama Bin Laden and Osama Bin Laden acts like people on image boards.

I fucking bet you a million he posted on 4chan

I wonder if he ever played this.

And I'd bet you a billion it was Holla Forums and Holla Forums

pffft

Hey hey, I said gain, not boulder. I don't see any motive for the CIA to fabricate this tbh


I thought the porn stash belonged to one of his bodyguards


My guess is gaia online

*grain

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In reality, I think it might just be that Osama had kids, or other people using his internet is a better explanation.

Apparently the source I linked is going under maintenance and it will be up soon, but among other things I've discovered

Naruto Shippuuden: Saikyou Ninja Daikesshuu 5. ./C1/C17BCC8F378C66E7B8A06EFC4F2CA934_ind-nsnd5.SAV

./9D/9D1944338387E7A7280E3B70333FD0FF_2466_-_Metal_Slug_7_Patched_Multi_6.SAV

Aren't these files found on his personal computer though?

But that doesn't make any sense because other documents had pictures of prisoners and other plans, and tons of sensitive material he wouldn't want other people to just go up and see

The idea he let anyone use his computer is silly. He wasn't that stupid. I mean he did eventually get himself offed, but he wasn't stupid enough to say, "Sure son, download things on my sensitive personal computer"

That's dumb

Yep. It also contained information on attacks we didn't know were linked to Osama bin Laden himself. That ultimately proves that these materials are also things Osama bin Laden just did.

theguardian.com/world/2017/nov/01/newly-released-journal-confirms-osama-bin-laden-visited-the-west

Was Osama /ourguy/ ?

Portable gaming passes the time when you are in a cave. When bombs start exploding near you, the pick up and play option is really handy. Emulators help keep your pack weight low and your terrorism funds from running out. It is not surprising to see the save files on the hard drives, as some of those games take nearly a 100 hundred hours to complete to their fullest and moving the save state to the home setting to play on a bigger screen is quite common and understandable. The PSP had a large extended battery pack option, so I am assuming this was the primary device used to emulate. I used one myself many a night on the night shift, and in hindsight, myself and Osama Bin Laden were likely grinding the night and quiet times away at the same time. It's neat to think about, that I have something of shared interest with someone who was CIA.

Well, those are all pretty good games.

He was a terrorist, but worst of all a fucking degenerate weeb gamer

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…and it's a bad dump. HAHAHA

"light yagami did nothing wrong" - last words of osama bin laden before being fucking decimated by seal team 6

I'm too normie to know what this means

A bad dump is basically a glitchy upload of a game to be emulated. I mean it'll work, but it's probably broken in a lot of ways.

I can see Osama getting buttmad and recording screed #54778 against the evil crusader imperialist west because his save files keep corrupting on him

So who else is secretly a big normie

lol

If you want to go to a place where emulation and naruto is accepted

Why don't you fucking join Al Qaeda

I guess half the people here are normies with jobs and the other half are NEET waiting for basic income

I doubt it tbh.

businessinsider.com/bin-laden-had-charlie-bit-my-finger-on-his-computer-when-he-died-2017-11

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now to be fair the mario and luigi games are fantastic

These files are sus as fuck. Especially the Iran - al Qaeda connection they're describing. Coincidentally around the same time Trump is looking for any reason to pull out of the nuclear deal.

There is nothing in my mind that isn't fully accepting Osama bin Laden played Naruto shit, probably watched Naruto

Any argument to the contrary is annoying to me. This is the truth. I don't even care if its a lie.

I miss Tim Kreider. He was a garden variety normie but he never bought into the socjus movement


I'm waiting for a surgery. Can't work cause of intermittent pain


we're just laughing about the ROMs though. CIA absolutely planted something into the cache, but it probably isn't the naruto mp4s

Stop posting retarded garbage

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no

This art style makes me want to vomit.

*imageboard culture

also this

ok fine I'll stop

Something something property protection something something Emulation=LITERALLY 9/11 TERRURIZM

Wew, you see that guys, even evil has standards. You don't expose a mans porn preferences that's just beyond mean.

At least now I can rest soundly knowing that if I am ever murdered by the American government they will have the decency to keep my porn viewing secret.

Aren't we gonna get al-Qaeda viruses from this shit? Even the CIA says there's no guarantee all the malware was removed from the files.

t. downloaded one of his cat videos without thinking

It's probably pretty primitive shit that would show up on even the cheapest antivirus software, I wouldn't worry too much.

DON'T GIVE THEM IDEAS

inb4 SJW blowing xir cover

they just don't want weirdos looking for amputee furry spongebob slash fiction on their servers

OUR
FUCKING
/GUY/

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Twitter posting is unacceptable regardless of your beliefs

did you personally find this OP? pretty sick if so

Osama Bin Laden didn't even exist

T A K E T H E R E D P I L L

Why did they 'kill' him then? Neither Obama or the administration needed the popularity boost.
Boogeymen are better left alive.

The fuck are you talking about? Romney quite likely would have won without that feather in Obama's cap.

Nah, I really don't think so, his presidency was going pretty well in terms of approval regardless. I mean especially compared to the current one.

He's right thought user, Obama got a measurable poll boost from killing Bin Laden

inb4 "lol polls"

It was a pretty close election in 2012. Obviously it's impossible to say for sure what would have happened.

It wasn't really all that close tbh

That's true enough but


This, the election was a landslide either way and the Bin Laden thing hardly came up

Those two things don't really contradict. If Obama was good at anything it was pushing for every advantage electorally, so it's completely consistent for him to be ahead and still decide to give himself a boost with the Bin Laden thing

I'm not saying it wasn't nice but I think he was in no real danger either way, Romney wasn't a particularly threatening candidate to him and unlike Clinton he and his team knew how to run an election as you say and he personally was charismatic. If they never found Bin Laden I would say he would still have won handily.

He was killed like one and a half years before the election. Why didn't he go full Netanyahu and do something like a week before the election?

Obama sounds like a pretty swell guy.
Hated America, killed Americans and played video games in between killing people. Truly a classy terrorist the likes we won't see again.

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Respect. At least he wasn't download echii or moeshit

MAKE A LIST OF OSAMA BIN LADEN FAV ANIME AND VIDYA

He's our guy, but there's more evidence of the military industrial complex, private contractors, and some corporations orchestrating 9/11

youtube.com/watch?v=n_fp5kaVYhk

True, but he loses his cred for killing Soviets.

That they are more cool than the anglo upper class? Well, that's easy.

Was he the most ultimate Holla Forumsirgin?

He also apparently had Loose Change (a 9/11 truther documentary). I wonder if he hate-watched it or ironically enjoyed it?

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Was he, dare I say it, /ourguy/?

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Hardly unique

Because one and half years before the election is about when election season starts. By killing Osama at that time, he preemptively countered charges that he was weak on terror, making it hard for Romney and the GOP to make that charge at all.

(Cheka'd)
Madman

Wouldn't you if you were him? It would be like the best entertainment on Earth

Pictures of his children, that's nice.

Damn, they took it down. Anyone got a copy?

Are these his child slaves?

WEW LAD!

That said, this reminds me of back in AD 2000 when Saddam Hussein bought several hundred PS2s. There were all kinds of speculations about how he was going to install the GPUs in Tip Top Super Secret Intercontinetal Ballistic Missiles, but I considered it more likely that he was a gamer like my self at the time, just one console generation ahead of me, and that he wanted to bear the gift of autism to his friends and important officials.

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I don't trust the CIA, but on this, I 100% trust the CIA. Osama bin Laden was a gamer and a weeb, possibly posted on 4chan, and that is permanently etched into my mind. Nothing can undo what has been done.

I fully embrace the lies if it means future history books will refer to Osama bin Laden as "Known Gamer, Osama bin Laden", "Known Weeaboo, Osama bin Laden"

bin laden also had some books on the Illuminati

www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-32816412

how deep does this rabbit hole go?

read his "letter to the american people"

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Then tell the mods to delete the Chapo thread.

I was referring to the fact that many of these posts are word for word copies of tweets

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