What would you do if somebody gave you an actual hammer and a sickle right now?

What would you do if somebody gave you an actual hammer and a sickle right now?

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I'd probably keep the hammer to use for building stuff. I don't know what I would do with the sickle, probably throw it out.

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Careful, user! Someone might get hurt!

Throw the sickle out and get a scythe. Or a tractor.

Seriously the sickle is an inefficient instrument that was superceded by scything a long time before the industrial revolution. Why did the Bolsheviks pick it up? Were they retarded?

Probably hang it on my wall, that would look cool.

Sickle isn't replaceable by scythe. It was a go to peasant instrument right about when Marxist stuff was happening throughout Europe.

Why not? Look at this shit.

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How fucking embarrassing.

Obviously… AESTHETICS

dayum that guy in white shirt just doesn't give a fuck

I don't know… Because it's a matter of FACT.

You can't use a scythe with one arm, sickles are more intersectional as they allow disabled people to control the means of production. Checkmate liberal

made me chuckle

the original motif was hammer and plow,

Man, sickles fucking suck.

lol no, they weren't you.

scythes don't have "sick" in the name

I agree I'd keep the hammer and not have much use for a sickle.

Interestingly, there are masses of poor indian farmers still using the hand sickle. There was a relatively recent campaign to introduce the scythe to them. A much more efficient way to harvest wheat and grasses, freeing these poor laborers to do more for themselves.

It was interesting to see, in an age where people are circle jerking over "internet of things", smart devices and trans-humanist ideology that large regions of earth still just need basic upgrades like sickle to scythe.

"Why did you give me this?"
*whispering*
"Come back on the 4th"

Harvest some wheat.

Probably because the majority of Russians used it at the time.

No what will happen is that with there being less need for farm labor some peasants will have to leave there farms and go work in coal mines for money and work in worse conditions. An upgrade would OBVIOUSLY be better once socialism is achieved, but not under capitalism.

Use the sickle to cut porky's throat whilst bashing his head in with the hammer.

probably keep for general maitenance
My property has a bunch of sheer ledges where shit like hogweed grows. A sickle would be useful for culling it before it speads

Do an interpretive dance with it.

I would sell it to a gullible tumblr or ribbit neolib who thinks xe's a commie.
:^)

Use the hammer for my DIY projects. Resmelt the sickle.