Bloodstained ice axe used to kill Trotsky emerges after decades in the shadows
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It's a sign.
We have to kill Trotsky again!
Stalinstache was banned twice today in other thread. As bad as you may think of Trotsky, he has been cut some slack today.
why did he use an ice axe
Because if he'd used a pistol or a knife then he couldn't say "ICE to see you." I mean, yeah, he could have, but it wouldn't make any sense.
just wanted to post this
Well he was killed by a Mexican so he would have been saying 'hielo para conocerte' anyway. Just doesn't have the same ring to it.
Will this be put in a Russian museum?
Stalinstache was banned twice today in other thread
clone 50,000 trotskies
raise them in Cuba
teach each one of them 3 different languages, make them read all the classics of Marxism
20 years later
a new international is born
the membership includes 50,000 trockies
no organizational problems
they reside in major countries in groups of a few hundred trockies each
permanent revolutionary propaganda begins with a unified message in all languages
LGBTQ intersectional BLM feminists dislike all their youtube videos, downvote all their reddit posts, and report all their twitter accounts
CNN picks up on the 'downvote trotsky craze'
humanity goes extinct after 50 years due to global warming as it should
Hey, at least we showed those god damned brocialists!
So are there any hugely elaborate "Trotsky isn't dead" conspiracy theories? Because the whole "the murder weapon disappeared and was under some chick's mattress for 40 years"-thing seems like fertile ground.
Becomes irrelevant once his new followers start splitting harder than his skull that one time
It seems its job is not yet finished
IMAGINE THE SPLITTING
Imagine the deforestation that would result from increase is general Trot paper production.
It would set up a chain reaction and release so much revolutionary potential that capitalism would just collapse on its own.
Will finbol use it to kill muke?
We need to bury the axe with the Trotskyists though.
Trotsky was a crypto fascist
Next year, however, the bloodstained relic will go on public display at Washington’s International Spy Museum, which will reopen in a new building to accommodate thousands of other artefacts that have emerged from the shadows.
I keep imagining just a thousand bigbangs
He was killed by an spaniard actually; en.wikipedia.org
Trotsky for the fission
Posadas for the fusion
really makes you think