If Pirus and Crips all got along. They'd probably gun me down by the end of this song. Seem like the whole city go against me. Every time I'm in the street, I hear YAWK YAWK YAWK YAWK
If Pirus and Crips all got along
not liking Loafie
I take it back we can't be friends any more.
Jokes pls don't hate me
I always figured you for a romantic, Mandy.
Nothing will be daijoubu.
this is a true statement
you've gone almost an entire day without asking for a kiss try not to fail now
you've gotten addicted
It's how I weed out the ones who can't handle being my friend.
You being mean to me is the only way I can get my rocks off these days.
who needs to ask for one when i can just steal those lips >:3
A hopeless romantic. I'm not a good person. I'm sort of like a dry leaf. I catch flame easily, burn brightly. And wither even quicker. And I do hate myself for that. Especially when I make the target of my flame fall in love with me. Which is why I drink.
how much longer of
tuff guy tracer before im considered a buddy ? :3
i will work hard to reach this goal
Good for you.
Frick your Digimen to heck!
I know you are, but what is she?
I catch flame easily, burn brightly. And wither even quicker.
If I'm understanding this right I'm exactly the same. Fall fast, fall hard, fall off?
someone organizing a school reunion
Fucking kill me
Okay I lied I watch lesbian porn.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK
Kinda blows, doesn't it?
This is war
*beats u up*
Liliana, smother me with your thighs to death please
You don't like your old classmates, DooP?
friendship ended with scoots
now yams is my new best friend
just kidding you are all my best friend even you scoots
i have stick thighs ;w;
Sorry... Forgive me?
ur not my best friend
u didnt respond to my roleplay post
Yes. Quite a bit. Trust me, if I have not promised otherwise, I would have killed myself long ago.
sorry best friend
-is smooched forcefully-
Well... as it's you, okay. ♥
I've always got that at the bottom of my to-do list.
I had a good run at school
But some people i went with are cringe
A reminder of my emo formative years
Having to see old crushes and shit
Youve the sickest thighs
I AM NOT YOUR FRIEND
Having to see old crushes and shit
The bottom of my to-do list is break another heart. But it's still there.
im ur friend
Ehh, it's alright.
Ayy u rite tho... idk what Luke's is like, I'd have to ask my brother.
Speaking of, I'ma get food.
That's what hearts are for.
I bet you watch amputee dwarf exhibitionism.
You know, that would be a much more logical intent for them based on outcome.
Dwarfs are for tossing, not fucking.
Y-You're so embarrassing...
Right, having that awkward “i used to know you, but like... we’ve not spoken for years” dialogue
Indubitably so grim friend
Now you're thinking like a loon. Join me in the moral ambiguity of total narcissism.
Oh. I thought they were for light teasing but that works, too.
Yes. Is that a problem?
Even worse if in your head you're like, "Yeah, I think I still would."
There are a few i still would, but like, they’ve got kids now. And like. I dunno. It is just weird well surreal.
It would be nice seeing some
oooo gore pic i havent seen yet :o
also tracer told me to ask u how long itd be before im considered his bud e
I've known him since we were in the pony threads on /b/. I think that was in 2013. Or 2014. or 2012. My memory is shockingly bad. Also I don't know exactly when I felt like he saw me as more friend than random stranger. I feel like he's sent you my way on purpose.
You knew I'd give her a vague nonsense answer, didn't you? You dick.
Agreed. A few pop into the Co-Op every now and then. Even ones I never thought in a million years would remember me have done so. Was nice.
3/4 of those girls are the reason i nurse a hard on for Lady Sovereign. Right?
The biggest most hugest problem of all problems!
Oh. Well I'll just shut up 5evr then.
More likely than you think.
would he send me your way so i dont bother him about it :p
He is grumpy
No no, that's not allowed either.
God this is complicated. Are you sure you're not a woman?
i like dis pic
6 months to be an even bigger beast and make the old class jealous
I might be actually.
Just with manly hands.
You're either a boy with girly hands or a girl with boyly hands... hrm.
just with manly hands
oh shit dude
Wait, why are they even girly?
Oh it's Friday already?
tfw boyly skeleton hands
I kinda have a savior complex which is pretty narcissistic.
That's the spirit! ♥
took long enough
It's really gotten me into some pretty shit situations though. Like my current one.
-pets Stoatchan and puts down a dish of milk-
The solution, clearly, is to become an angel of death.
tfw no amy hello
If I were in the medical field, I would.
tfw no tp destroy thread
Yeah, it feels like it has been a whole week tbh
I do not speak unless spoken to. Or unless I wanna trick someone into liking me.
There's always time to learn.
give it acouple more hours
I'M THE BIGGEST HYPOCRITE OF 2015
ONCE I FINISH THIS, IF YOU LISTEN, THEN SURELY YOU'LL AGREE
tfw no TP hello
Man I fucking love this jawbreaker lizard. Crocodile? Alligator. Hrm. Either way it's fucking neat.
I never understood why he named himself after toilet paper.
Na, my career is pretty much firm at this point
tyler perry I think
uve seen em
Well that's no fun.
Don't be a square.
that's much later
wednesday felt like thursday. it was terrible
no it's cool, i feel you. sometimes i don't even reply at all
I’ll be asleep by then
>w< but they’re cute
im a ahexagon
speak of the devil and he shall come
I wanna die
So what is the mext step of your master llan?
It's ok. I get people drunk.
how's life, love?
lol i can't get over hun rn tbh smh
i donno dude, like my blacked out self does not consult at all with my coherent self
Good, how's yours?
How you been, TP?
ur ded 2 me is wut u r m8
Huh. I guess that's fine.
-is cute- *o*
very good. went to the dermatologist and got this cyst taken care of
it feels great dude
Crash da plane
They all feel the same to me tbh.
Maybe they are and you're in a time loop.
cuz I spent so much money eating out this month
im disgusted @ myself
why? old flame or what
sd is suicidal??
if I chop my dead me into pieces will it make it better
Stab me to death with a corkscrew.
where and what food places did u frequent
not bad at all. staying busy at work and useless at home. the way it should be
what brings you back around these parts? i was going to ask if anything was wrong, because that tends to bring people around the most, but then i thought that might be rude if something really was wrong and you didn't want to talk about it
i really need to try to control it more actually. i was even thinking about cutting out the wine, and just doing beer, but when the purchase time came around, that merlot was looking too irresistible
oh i'm a completely different person on different days, but mostly that is energy level, in that i'm still feeling kinda hungover on monday, so i don't really start hitting my stride until like tuesday night
no it's just kinda funny having you call me that
like i think of like sabrina
then i think of you
But I don't have any summer homework to do with everyone...
Yee, I can dig that.
I'll probably be the same when I start working.
He does say it a lot.
Heh, I miss being a savage binge drinker.
I dont miss the hangovers or the terrible mental health.
this irish bar which had live girls doing an irish dance and bagpipes
and waitresses were like upgraded hooters girls
and another sports bar with the best fucking homemade blue cheese ever
and this dank ass family owned pizzeria
legt italian guy who looked the actor from the most interesting man in the world commercials lol
I actually came back because I felt my mood was taking a downward turn. I'm sticking around because I happen to be on my computer anyway and I starting liking it here again.
I gotta go, though, but it was real cool seeing you again. Take care and hopefully we can speak again soon.
this irish bar which had live girls doing an irish dance and bagpipes
That actually sounds nightmarish
Man, being more sober has made a decent difference. Not so haywire.
the oldest one was like 16
the bagpipes were obnoxious after tho
feelsgood dont it
I dunno, sounds a lot better than eating at home all the time
Sounds like you had a lot of fun
Will I die if I drink fireball and energy drinks at the same time ?
yeah my cc bill is a couple hundred higher than it should be too
smh @ myself
You are making no sense.
You'll feel super terrible probably
and by like friday afternoon i'm so burnt out i can't really think straight and need to do something really easy
when do you start work?
dude it had been festering behind my ear for like 2 years
you have no idea how good it feels to touch back there now and feel just normal neck
yeah for sure. i was thinking recently about how i used to do what i do now once a week, every other fucking day
it was either a hangover day or a drinking day. if people think i'm wild in threads late night now, maybe they forgot how i used to do it a few times a week. of course threads didn't really ever die so i wasn't really left spamming as much
maybe next time you hun me i won't laugh as much
take it easy dude
i'll probably still be rolling when you wake up actually
You're a nightmare!
Yeah I can imagine.
Try and see.
Yeah I can imagine it must feel nice to have some nasty crap removed from your body.
I'd just be better not to have it there in the first place.
We know it’s Friday
Try and find out isn't good advice
You started it by insulting my heritage!
Probably not, there are mixed drinks that do similar shit.
April 9th or something
Piss off then
it's not something you can really help. it like just happens
i mean i don't really even have acne
i've missed a couple weeks recently, because of like health shit
it was really nice actually to do an every other week status. like waking up on saturday, feeling really good and wanting to do anything, was mindblowing
lol wait, i forgot where we left off with that
Time for sleep
It's Friday I'm drinkin some mawwww
My jam on an I'll hit the flawwww
It's better than it was befawwww
Be rappin til my throat is sawwww
No I code shit
Irish girls are abominations.
This is a fact.
link some cyphers
like computer shit?
or like ancient shit
why are you always so critical of me
look up sebaceous cysts behind the ear. they're hella common
credit card kid
I've only heard bad things from the people I know who've done it.
oh man i used to be in such bad cc debt. that was the worst
whats your credit score now?
Yeah, computer shit.
Then be a pussy and don't do it.
I've been falling asleep before all the cool shit happens lately
i'm gonna have to do it
Poor thing :(
i wish i had gotten into that shit dude. like i was really good at basic. my brother was an idiot in school, but he's an idiot savant with code, and like he makes bank (and ironically has no money)
i haven't checked it this year yet actually but i can't imagine it going down at all
buy me things to make me feel better :(
I will end you
is it kinda pathetic that two of my pet names for my cat second are "neenee" and "nani"
Have you ever actually been to the country?
But I'm not.
Have you ever sucked my dick?
Also everybody knows the original countries all suck. Only America matters now.
maybe i just read you as coming off more brash then you mean to be
whats good my wakandian brother ?
man i still need to see that fucking movie. i was going to see it with my mom and stepdad
but then my dumbass mom broke her arm
It's my boy
yeah, fuck her, right?
OH SHIT DOA IN THIS S
she is such a trooper though
she's like never had to go through something like this
she's so stubborn
but still calmly talks about how the pain is terrible and constant
I haven't actually seen it
it just seems like one of the big screen ones, you know?
god, i just watched justice league on a free stream. wow did they really fuck that one up
Pretty much none of the movies coming out look interesting to me
Super hero movies are fuckin lame
i still watch them
the marvel ones are still fun but like there are too many side stories converging now
the next movie needs to be like 6 hours to introduce all the characters
but yeah it's true movies of late in general have been lacking
like all the oscar nominated movies this year were shit to a few years ago
2 hours isn't enough time to make me care about anything thats going on and I never liked them as a kid
i just watch i, tonya
and goddamn allison janney deserved that oscar tho
Yee, it's a pretty legit market to get into tbh.
you're saying that
you don't like movies at all?
it sucks though cause it's such a kids game
if you're even thinking about getting into it
you're too late
I like horror movies
nothing thats really out right now though
i'm mostly just saying super hero movies are just cash grabs and kinda shitty
its a normie thing
oh i hear you
they are really mainstream
i just get nostalgic and shit
i get that they aren't that great. they're fun
so, are you one of those get out fags?
tfw no gf
get urself someone low maintenance
I don't think so
I don't have any nostalgic feelings for super heros though
Black Panther was great
Is this a trash bin?
Yeah true. You really need that autistic mindset to learn how to think like one.
hit the fucking gym
get on tinder
do what grim said
it's about how bad you want it my dude
some low maintenance what
I honestly don't think Tinder is that good.
and actually logan can stand against pretty any other movie that came out that year tbh
I really only want FighterZ or Vermintide tbh
it's only going to get you a select few types of women.
Not very desirable ones imo
did you see get out though?
it was good
but terribly overrated because of the blm movement
pls no spoilers
oh god, yeah if you think i'm weird, you should meet my brother
i'm the good one
everyone's got their own opinions, but I agree with you to an extent
Why would I ever go see that ?
you said you were a horror head
and you could just like stream it or something
But then I have to #leak my Steam account to you.
I didn't know you had a brother.
like when he sunk in the chair
that shit got me good
I'd rather just not watch it.
up 2 u
what u think about the original and are you hyped for sicario 2
he never was that older brother figure to me
like if anything, i am, and have been the alpha in that whole thing since like ever
There's a dude and he does some fightin' and there's a villain tryna fuck with him
Hope thta didn't spoil anything
i really like it
NO TALK ABOUT THE STOOOOONES
when my dad cracked his leg in half he didn't even complain about it.
he was worried about the wages he was losing while not working.
there's no stones in BP
i also streamed pitch perfect 3 recently
obv not as good as the first two, and they obv phoned in the plot
but there were some times had
yeah it's weird, like i keep telling her to just take the pills and when i broke my ankle i was high out of gourd on 20 vicadin a day
but i thought he like got his power from a stone or something that's in waucanda
no shut up
grimu how is your gf
Yeah, I was just a kid but there's no doubt he was probably out on painkillers the whole time.
fibula+tibula. even broke out of the skin and needed stitches.
even broke out of the skin and needed stitches.
my mom had to have a plate put into her shoulder
i think she's just now really coming to terms to how much the recovery is going to fucking suck at her age
good thing she has an allstar son tbh
How much older is he?
i guess that's really nothing
my younger sister is hella more responsible than me in so many ways
but then like she'll just like leave her wallet in a starbucks in a town she doesn't know
wont hurt my feelings if you don't
what is your angle
shes making a new kind of cake or pie every day
you were here?
that sounds kinda dope
not gonna lie
*slinks back into the shadows...*
yeah its fuckin legit
today was key lime pie
if I ever see you in the street remind me not to shove you into traffic
yo that is not exactly easy bro
do you play with each others' assholes?
do you want your own asshole played with?
if i were in a committed relationship with a girl
yes there would be ass play both ways
i think that is like how sex works grimu
Happy Friday, Teeps^^
y-you too elmers;;
What the fuck lmao
Has that actually happened?
But you were in a bad mood earlier :c
thats something we've mutually agreed on not doing lol
yeah when i visited her in colorado
we were like driving back from some mountain and she had to have her starbucks breakfast flatbread or some shit
we were trying to backtrace our steps and she didn't even know what fucking town that was. i had to remember the name of some random burrito place next to it to actually find it
i like lent her twenty dollars as she was driving me to the airport, cause she literally had nothing
and didn't really care. those denver kids i'll tell you
you would like to fuck her in her ass if she would let you, right?
I legit don't know what I did to deserve this
Buttstuff is the path to the dark side
was kanra a Canadian, TP?
i think his family is from an asian country
Grim ever so mean.
my biggest letdown was not getting in that a when she wanted it
grim what did I do. is it my personality again?
Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth Welma
Well yeah, you have to wait until they domesticate them. You don't want the ferals.
If you don't add me and buy me a game i'm going to cry
oh man now i'm thinking on that
like she wanted it in
but i couldn't
i just had soap in the shower
you kinda need some lube to get in that a tbh
grim, if you're there, please tell me. or I'll just assume it was just some random inane comment that I don't have to do anything about, and that says more about you than it does me.
Now you will never have a chance again.
it's not always that, but it's often that.
you know me
It seems... in your anger, you killed her
well she was my dead friend's cousin
i could find her by walking across the street from my parent's house
knocking on my dead friend's parent's house
and asking them for their neices phone number
I WENT TO EAT SOME FISH, KANRA
No. Too late.
it's a natural drive
no, my breath is still bated.
to not put it in someones ass ya
I love Sidious just yukking it up in the corner
Oh, Steven, that rascal.
to put anything in anyones ass
shit gets boring
you have to explore
was it something I did or who I am that made you want to say that today?
you're fine, bub.
darwin can you please stop always being mean to me please?
just senile darth things
Don't stop being mean to him Darwin
He wasn't senile at that point tho
you have a butt
dude you need to get past your middle eastern hangups
darwin can you please stop always being mean to me please?
I was not even being mean.
that team up shit just seems malicious
granted i had to go back and read last weeks thread cause i did not even remember
Your mind has been clouded by the dark side
Gay furrys keep adding me because they like my avatar
You named your ass "My Avatar"?
I named it " the most powerful"
we had this farsi dude in college
he was such a buzzkill
but it was kinda funny in that his rich parents gave him a bmw that he didn't even know how to drive
so i would def like make him take that shit to bars
so the first thing that came to mind was some random violent comment.
I don't believe it. but I hope that's the case. what I think is more likely is that is not too far off from how you feel about me. I guess by sticking around and asking, I hoped to get more clarity on it.
but if it really was just random and not mean, okay...
Ass, the Great and Powerful
yeah like i didn't even remember last week
i just remembered i did something weird with smiles
go back and read me having a full out meltdown
with darwin being a team wish asshole
Admit you laughed and I will
The ramblings of a madman.
you really are the worst one
But I didn't laugh
the fact that you care so much about what I say to you makes me care about you a bit more
if that means anything
I remember u mentionin him a couple times
I was the opposite of buzzkill at ax
its furry now or what
I wanna see Rey take to the dark side and bring something pure from it
Then I will be staying here, thanks.
You mean like the dark side infused lightsaber fighting style of Vaapad famously utilized by Jedi master Mace Windu?
It's like you haven't even heard of Legends
dude didn't you pass out?
I'm a cute wolf boy
you're going to make me leave
grim doesn't know anything about star wars
i take solace in that at least i have never screamed nigger at the top of my lungs on shrooms like based colbert
That is totally not my intention.
I was only drunk at that point
this is farther into the rabbit hole than I want to go
i was kidding
i have done soo much worse
you've been nice to me in the past. and yea, I think the stuff you say is worth hearing. you're just that kind of person. so it'd probably sting more if it turned out you felt I was a bad person or something. anyways. I can go now. keep calm and carry on.
what a casual
not at all like us refined patricians
the jedi are a bunch of spineless pussies
You have not even partaken in butthole pleasures.
why is kanra not punctuating
something must really be wrong
I like being this trap when i'm drunk though
kanra have you ever thought that you don't know anything?
and you also have napoleon complex
Blinded by the Jedi doctrine, how sad
Oh, I'm sure
Right? What a loser.
nothing on film fortunately
have a peaceful night
get yourself someone like darth talon
whats that mean
OK LISTEN HERE BUDDY
this has a penis
oh thats not the same girl that Ian posts from gurren laggan
Yeah but you were doing it before film was invented so I mean
I am listening
Happy to help!
i don't know why i am so proud of transcripts i have of me meowing at and kicking nurses
Stone carvings or rock paintings?
look how cute they are
im just a starwars casual
So am I lol
like details from an er vist
i also fought with cops while not getting arrested cause white
I was joking about you being old
why? i am old as f-
oh i guess i didn't get it cause it wasn't funny
you're a rung up on the nerd ladder than me in starwars terms tho
Sure it wasn't grandpa
I only ever learned about that by misclicking on a recommended video on Youtube and just watching it out of curiosity
That's as far as I got
but real tip colbert getting old sucks
like all these random things start happening
and you always immediately think that you are dying
well at least i do
dont remind us
I'm always dying so I don't think that'll change
Grim that's furry as fuck and I am disturbed
holy fuck I just found my new wallpaper
what about this
but on a positive males can produce spunk til like 80
do you have a cronic?
Very explicitly so, yes
I've got The Chronic
I think this is like the fourth time I've said hello to you today, this is getting weird.
what went wrong
whats this from
better offset it then
How are you doin TP
I accidentally dip out of thread too often :g
I get distracted too much qq
IS THIS BETTER
@spectre i went back and re-read last week's clusterfuck
and i guess i didn't get how much you hated me
i really can be better
that was like my worst or at least
who am i kidding that was no where close to my worst
Pretty sure she's a kid too tbh
I forgot what you said when I asked you how your polygraph went
did you work today
the age range is apparently 11-19
It's fine, so do I lol.
You played old rust right?
old rust best rust
It went good! I get to wait a bit more before they tell me I passed or not, then I get to take a psych eval maybe??
who knows anymore, it's a lot of waiting.
how are you doin?
hehe same! I'm glad you're chillin
Anything exciting happen or just stressful?
How did your day go?
i got a long time cyst removed from my head
so much stress release
Uh... I don't even remember what happened last week.
I hated Rust.
Boring as shit, kinda wasted the opening of my weekend doing fuck all.
damn, so many god damn screens to pass thru
kinda had a mini meltdown when wish posted their manly ass hand
kinda still in denial about that
And she could easily be either
that sounds kind of horrifying tbh, glad it got removed!
i'd jump through screens like hoops if it meant getting that sweet sweet 25$/hr
why can't wish have man hands?
Sometimes doing fuck all is nice! I'd take a nothing day over a bad day
never mind then
i didn't either
but i went back and read and you said some mean shit to a blacked out me
it's totally warranted
I feel u
cuz projecting "im a girl" for years
manly ass hand
I demand a repost. I know you saved it
hold on I have to mentally prep myself
lol i miss mgd
Doesn't really help the case
Take your time, the trauma will pass
thread silence is deafening rn
Because it was lame, and the crafting was a pain in the ass, and it sucked. Much like ARC it also just encourages griefing, so the goal is to get a rifle and be the biggest asshole you can be.
Hmm, good point.
I'm genuinely curious now... what thread?
like it was a hard mass for two years and then all of sudden last week it got painful
i think the inner sac popped
so i went to the dermotologist and they were thinking they were just going to be able to drain it
but bitch was like "yo i think i see the sac"
and you know what? she got the sac out
best case scenario
best 60 bucks spent ever
She got the sac out
- TP, 2018
last friday night
you said like i was really annoying
hm I never really played arc
tfw so in the dark about all this shit
you have no idea colbert
i did a woohoo in the office
That sounds like an old-timey sex thing
"She gave me some of the good old woohoo last night!"
yeah it was oddly arousing tbh
two women standing behind me poking and numbing
Kinda ties into the whole butt thing from earlier huh?
Oh yeah! I said I didn't like you, and you were annoying, then we both posted ponies like shitters.
tbh I don't actually care, but it is a running joke about how much you post.
I've only watched other people play arc, but it's literally the same game but with dinosaurs.
Have I ever actually talked to you? I feel like we just post around each other
imma head off tho nice chattin u up
yeah i get it
i do too much when i black out
i don't like me either
Enjoy sodomizing innocent Pokemon you degenerate
what are you implying
Uh... I don't know?
Rip bro, don't black out.
You like women draining your sac and enjoy butt stuff?
I guess no then, just something that popped into my head. Carry on
i think i get off on losing control
cause i'm a crontrol freak
Stop it. Get some help.
no shit though i prefer women doctors or dentists doing painful shit to me
it kinda helps
no fuck you
They're a soothing presence I guess
oh shit when i went back and read my "meltdown" you were cracking me up colbert with the anikin shit
it also kinda cracked me up how i force memed 8 years
Glad to help
it really did
thank you friend
hold up guys
i lost my bong
yo it was on the other side of the stool
what's good tsuch
tsuchi downplays that he's one of my favourite posters
he's like top 5 maybe 6
i really think that based steve is 4 but he rarely posts
Thread tier list when?
we need new lists!
haiku rated me badly and i would like to redeem myself
I expect to be on everyone's F tier
let's go boys
no wait actually
tak is always a comfy c+
you're at least an A+ to me TP
i meant that in the best way
i don't like the A attention
darwin is so fucking mean sometimes
New thread for you to shitpost in TP.
oh shit everyone put your pants on