New Ben Garrison

Not to mention the atom symbols on the nukes because I guess there might be some person who doesnt know about NK and their nukes

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Who is that guy in the middle?

Trump.

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How does Garrison manage to be worse than Bors?

wow, amazing

Well done user. but succdems should still leave

be careful what you wish for.

you won't be missed

I don't know, but the tank is about to run over the ground labeled as Ben Garrison. What did he mean by this?

I don't know about this one. I just don't know.
Usually his work is borderline insane and chuck-full of his odd quasi-sexual fantasies and straw men. This one just has… nothing. It just pulls an old clever and obvious punch towards NK that's in no way any more powerful, fresh nor stale today than if it was published a decade or two ago. It's bland, to be honest.

It might have been decent but, even though I must commend him on him cutting down on labels, he still has some unnecessary tags that might be gotten rid of without endangering the greater message.

I can't be the only one who jacks off to these random drawings, right?

Yeah this one is definitely a masterpiece where he makes a powerful, well understood point.

Ben Garrison did nothing wrong, north korea is still pretty shit though. The fuck they need to play around with these nukes for, some japanese proles could die because of Kim not getting over his retarded state capitalism, and on top of that, burgers are gonna nuke in turn and 20 million people will starve to death because they rely on government like all state capitalist societies do, only unlike eastern europe, they won't have a Soros to finance a peaceful transistion.

They could easily just do away with their fucking nukes already. I don't want Trump to start a new war and become as popular as dubya at his height when invading Iraq. I'm not even a burger but eurofag and this still pisses me off. North korea is fucking scum of the earth. Unless all the tankies die, we can't have any progress with socialism, because tankies scare normies.

What the fuck?

wait, what the fuck is he holding in his left and right claws? Who's the chubby dude plastered on the crab?

And they're both STILL completely unnecessary.

The DPRK has no reason to fire first as it would be suicide and there is near to nothing to gain from it. It'd be illogical, too illogical.
The nuclear weapons are a life-insurance for the ruling elite, a rational guarantee for their continuation, as combined with a localized "Madman theory" and the rhetoric that comes with it, it gives them quite the bargaining chip. This is a case of classic atomic deterrence.
Giving up such an advantage would make them vulnerable to US intervention, much as what happened to Gaddafi and Saddam. The two of them gave up their WMD:s, look what they got in return for their good-will.

In addition China has declared that they will support the DPRK if they are attacked, but will not do so if NK is the initial aggressor.

Holy shit this is chinas plan all along. There is a parking space shortage after all.
>blogs.wsj.com/chinarealtime/2017/01/18/parking-in-china-can-be-a-long-march/
Xi playing 22D chess

Where is the dude and the face and the crab

Thanks for sharing your opinion, I see your point. From Kim's standpoint, it makes sense to keep the nukes, and it also makes sense they will never shoot first either. I'm just worried maybe some rogue general is still gonna do it because he got a false alarm in his bunker due to faulty electronics, like what almost triggered a nuclear war during Cuba crisis.

Do you have sauce for this claim? I didn't know this one, but if it's true, that's kind of a big one.

But without the labels he's more obviously saying fuckall.

Well, on closer inspection sources mention attacks directly towards the US.
aljazeera.com/news/2017/08/china-remain-neutral-north-korea-attacks-170811064530204.html

washingtonpost.com/world/china-warns-north-korea-youre-on-your-own-if-you-go-after-the-us/2017/08/11/a01a4396-7e68-11e7-9026-4a0a64977c92_story.html

American'ts don't know geography, user. Pic related is from a survey of 1,746 American adults, where they were asked to point to North Korea on a map.
These people call for blood, and don't even know where they'd be spilling it.

Saddam played their games, disarmed and let in weapons inspectors. He wound up on a fucking string.

North Korea is the rational actor in this situation. A cornered rat blocked by an obese autistic child with a rifle.

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I'd count the stylized atom on the rockets as a label too, but I guess that's still improvement.

Anyone got the webm showing how the DPRK isn't socialist/marxist anymore? Can't find it anywhere

America is the most revolutionary country in the world

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thanks comr8

the horseshoe is real

zerohedge.com/news/2017-05-15/1746-american-adults-were-asked-point-out-north-korea-map-was-result
Here you go, faggot.

Too bad its always reactionary revolutions that they fund.

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If Trump wasn't the president there was no way, but now anything goes. Just gotta get the popcorn ready and wait.

It would be hilariously morbid if it hit Hiroshima or Nagasaki again

What the fuck, that ukraine map is even worse. How are Burgs pointing at their own fucking country?

the kazakhstan dots are kinda understandeable

Some of them have to be just trolling. I've met some truly geographically ignorant people in burgerstan but the shape of their own country is pretty much omnipresent in classrooms from elementary school onwards.

I'm from Texas, and we were only taught the shape and history of our own state. I had no idea what shape the US was until I moved, and I didn't know if Europe was to the East or the West.

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Fucking Texas man.

It's in both directions, fam, and north and south as well. The earth is round

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u sure bout that

north korea is correct in it's military strategy, remember all the other failed states that became failed after they let themselves get disarmed by usa

One storm clearly isn't enough

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Polak?

Because they've seen what happened to Saddam, Gaddafi, Assad and Ukraine which also gave up its nukes and ended up losing territory.

It's also a cheaper way to avoid getting forcefully fucked by (American) imperialism than a conventional military.

Every western state is a vassal state to the USA.

man north korea is gonna be pissed when they see this. Did he make this because he had to say something about north korea but didn't actually say anything because most people hate it already?

bumping this shit with Garrison's latest masterpiece.
Note how Michael Moore has a hammer and sickle on his hat and that President Trump is content to just stand there and let the Hurricane kill him.

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A lot of it is, I think, size. The media babbles on endless about North Korea threatening the US or whatever and people think "wow, this place must be fucking huge and important!" So they pick out a big spot on the map because there is no way that this little tiny half a penninsula could be big bad NK.
A couple months ago, I was watching CNN and they had to pause in the middle of beating the war druma to remind everyone that actually NK is a tiny country with nowhere near the military budget or capablity of the American forces. Of course, they immedatly afterward began screaming about how Kim is gonna and kill us all.

Man, every time I see another on of
Ben's "le conspiring liberals rage at Trump as he stands unperturbed", it just seems more and more hollow. Who could look at Trump and see someone able to 'stand the heat'? Or shall we say, 'weather the storm'? I swear Benny G has got so many inches of Trump cock up his ass that he'd make a comic about it and how great Trump's dick is. How much deeper can he go?

What in the everliving fuck.
In an apocalypse, Trump would be one of those weirdo villains who still insists on wearing a suit even though it is covered in dried blood and half burnt up.

Also Ben doesn't know how to spell Russia, or maybe there's a Russa I don't know about.

holy crap I didn't even notice that.
He spells it Russa, Russa, Russia, and Rusia. So he only got it right one out four times.
There are actually people who donate money to this man so he make more cartoons.

alright looking again I missed the second S so he actually got it right two times out of four.
Still hilarious.

Holy shit

When the fuck did Obama call for a civil war?

when he ran for president while being black

It's loads of entertainment desu, I'm grateful for them.

Atleast try to make it believeable

What do yo u want, a White House Reality TV Show? Fuck me, where do you get off?

I'm confused. Is this advocating or condemning war with the DPRK? Because some of Garrison's other comics criticise McCain for being a warmonger.

Yeah, most Americans are stupid, and take pride in that. Even a lot of college students are this stupid. You literally have to dumb down the way you fucking speak just so others can understand or relate. It's been like this for years. And it grinds my fucking gears. I even have to do this shit with you fags who think you're cute by hating your own country just because you can't see the true purpose of war.
Kids are taught to be underachieving idiots who are just contempt with graduating Magne Cum Lade for just trying, and then the rest of us have to either meet unnecessarily complicated standards or, like the majority, put up with the continual down-slide of modern education because parents can't take care of their kids and kids grow up believing in fantasies and MTV, radio garbage that telling them to do whatever they want and live free, have sex, etc. And it takes a fucking retarded cartoon to subliminally wash in the messages of morality, responsibility, and maturity that most parents can't understand themselves.

What's new - social conformity?

He used to be against warmongering, but daddy Trump says it's cool again!

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Holla Forums would agree with this original, but still find it shitty since it's not funny.
lack of even the notion of humor is why nobody can stand you anymore salt-left.

from alabama here, i have had to explain to my mother that fascism has nothing to do with fashion, that stalin was not hitler and vice versa, who stalin was (more than once), that the USSR ended, that bill clinton did not do it, that people with nazi flags are nazis, etc

and my mother is smarter than a good deal of people i graduated with

youtube.com/watch?v=pCPRqmMsKYI

Are you sure you aren't retarded too? Holy shit, man.

my stepfather is smart enough to understand leftist praxis but doesn't care because of the lizardmen and the niggers

sounds brilliant

Come on Ben, if you wanna shill at least shill creatively

I wonder how many americans don't know this

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Jesus Christ, no wonder half brained Holla Forumsyps can feel like the smartest of the bunch when Burgerland's norm is the quarter brain.

more sensible than most Republicans tbh

Garrison is such a fucking cuck.

Pure Art

I love to bash southern right-wing classcucks, but even I'm skeptical about these. I've been to more than one southern state and I didn't get the impression they were any dumber than the average burger, let alone this stupid.

Why is this? Genuine question.
t. not Holla Forums or /r9k/

men are more prone to be interested in politics because of their education ?
Not saying "muh patriarchy", but I know hardly some women who are into politics.

Jason pls go

Don't you have CNN to watch? Or are they talking too much about the hurricane?

North Korea has consistently favored negations with the west. America has been doing provocative military drills near the DMZ for decades now.
T. not even a tankie

t. tankie

This is just basic world geography knowledge tho.
You don't need to give any fucks about politics to know basic geography.

North Korea builds nuclear weapons because the nation with the largest nuclear arsenal on earth is firmly against their existence and they are warmongers?
Imperialist tendencies towards what nations? Where is North Korea exporting capital to and extracting profits from?

It's bad enough that he believes liberals are leftist, but he has to tack 'far' onto it every time and it's just fucking laughable. What does he even picture a moderate leftist to be? What the fuck is his ideal soft, limp wristed opponent, if fucking obama is too harsh and extreme for him?

Similar contradictory bullshit narrative to the one Zizek mentions Shitler pushing about da joos: weak yet threatening, growing in dangerous numbers but supported by nobody, a massive conspiracy that somehow became ineffectual the instant Okrana/Alex Jones exposed them. I dunno what to call that, or if that kinda thing has a name other than 'contradictory boogeyman thing.'