♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Canonize the Scootalooo Edition.
♥ Official Scootalooo Thread ♥
Caleb Scott
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Parker Williams
I don't like Bard's stories of being repeatedly physically abused
Brandon Wright
Neato, thanks doods
Not many communities can say they've sucked each others dicks as many as ours can. Spec doesn't count, but we all knew he thought about it.
Robert Edwards
Tyler Hernandez
Lose me like the ocean, Feel the motion
DO THE LOCOMOTION!
Zachary Adams
bad song
bad lyrics
Jonathan Hughes
It's good you got in practice
maybe i just need to suck my shyness away
Daniel Moore
@:Bard
...what?
Jaxson Myers
Do you.. regularly look in on the totality of the individuals that participate in the American Democracy?
Lincoln Allen
uhhhhhhhhhhhh
Evan Harris
It is the only song you ever need. Recite the lyrics. Pay homage to the Scootalooo. RENDER UNTO SCOOT!
Tyler Gomez
Ayden Diaz
Meet new people.
Hang with them often but be yourself completely when meeting them.
You then wont feel the need to be receded.
Then go back to your old friends and they wont say you're different, they'll say you're happy.
Worked for me.
Connor Mitchell
I watch RT.
*renders unto*
James Butler
wanna be witty but i am tired and cant think of anything
hehe have a nice night spegtre
Grayson White
That would be nice
a little hard in a smalller town but maybe this summer will bring some new friends : 3
William Anderson
>:3
Jayden Hernandez
Be like the lobster, stand up straight with your shoulders back.
Xavier Myers
carry a flask of your favourite whiskey
Nathan Walker
alcohol is a proven social lubricant
Parker Gomez
i cant stand the taste of liquor
I drink wine occasionaly but liquor is gross
Wyatt James
The hardest and easiest part is being yourself.
Ive been on a pursuit of happiness for a while now. Theres been too much drugs and alcohol and a whole lotta other crap.
But shits cool now.
also this
James Brooks
wtf, I ain't goin nowhere.
Easton Mitchell
STRAIGHT EDGE LIFESTYLE
Thomas Martinez
CUTTIN LINES ERRY DAY
Connor Powell
how does loneliness taste?
Andrew Morris
I'm bi edge
Joseph Carter
me neither but i feel like a baka just linking random pics without talking about something and my brain is working on 5 percent
Charles Johnson
Bart x colored horses OTP
Anthony Evans
I see what you did there
Jace Ross
Bitter
but its okay
i have good friends who give me physical contact so i am still doing okay
Andrew Sanchez
Aight, well... fair enough.
Goddamn Bard.
What color horse am I?
Justin Roberts
they are cute
Brayden Nelson
I was messing with my ear piercing and I accidentally pushed the plug out and the O-ring disappeared into the couch and I think its fucking gone forever and I don't have any o-rings..
fuck
Elijah Sanchez
Friendship is magic cunt
Anthony Gonzalez
Acquire the best couch diving gear money can buy or give up hope
Lincoln Russell
Idk, which horse did you post before you decided to hide your pony race in shame behind anime girls?
Yeah, cute subby bois
No one actually posts pones anymore and I kind of miss it
Dominic Collins
bitter than backwoods moonshine.
just carry the whiskey, bard.
maybe you'll stop getting into fights, and start getting along.
Sebastian Russell
maybe now people will be able to guage you for who you really are.
Gavin Cook
I do, just not here.
Elijah Thompson
It's fucking midnight everywhere is closed oh god I don't want my ears to close up
That was lame
Ryan Hill
I know what you may be thinking, but a dive with no gear....nobody has ever come back....they fall to the depths of the couch and never come back man!
Isaac Clark
would you be disappointed if nobody noticed?
Joshua Kelly
oh hey is this you?
Owen Williams
I'm going in. Don't try to talk me out of it.
If nobody noticed what?
Regardless, the answer is no.
Daniel Morgan
the communities have a diffferent prevailing attitude among them and the pies are generally very friendly here
Connor Ramirez
then why wear it in the first place?
Thomas Nelson
You're a mad man.
Im going to wipe all information that links you to me.
I dont want the feds knocking at my door.
Jaxson James
...White, Yellow, and Pink.
Carter Evans
There are still MLP circlejerks? Nice
Yeah, Casper calls people cunts but that's just because he's Australian
Cute :3
Christopher Murphy
Because I like the way it looks on my body.
Because I enjoy getting pierced.
Because personal expression doesn't have to be "For" anybody.
Why do you shop for the clothes that you shop for?
Wouldn't a burlap sack and wooden clogs achieve the same ergonomic result?
If I don't make it back....
Matthew Flores
I would call ours more of a line to line jerk now.
Shits dying like my granddad.
Difference is my granddad wants to die.
Andrew Davis
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
Luke Clark
RIS handguards are efin' gay, so no.
Asher Nelson
You never knew me.
Wyatt Phillips
But spec its guns and anime and when I see guns and anime I think spec
Noah Johnson
I was going to ask you to delete my browser history.
Better yet, just trash the whole hard drive.
...Better smash the entire machine, just to be safe.
Lucas Lopez
ok just dont tell the feds you knew me though
Hunter James
Filthy turncoats leaving
Actually, are you Casper? For some reason I thought you were but now idr if he was Australian
-pets your mane- :3
Ethan Lopez
I'd smash my hard drive, but the treasure trove of Trap dicks is too great a wealth to destroy.
Nolan Lopez
Who would spend all that money on plastic dolls tho?
Erio, no.
Lucas Long
Casper is Swedish/Sweden
Anthony Powell
Embrace ur racial heritage
Yeah, that sounds right
Samuel Miller
So I should delete the .txt file on my desktop titled "The Ausfag made me do it"?
John Roberts
Nah im Herpy.
Aka Herp
Aka Herp Derpinson
OG
A greater man than us spec. A greater man than us all.
Matthew Rodriguez
Nah keep that there for the lols
Christopher Flores
SACRILEGE!!!!
Owen Rogers
just like you, I wear clothes to make the right impression.
there's nothing personal about the acessories we wear around others.
I can't buy that vanity didn't play a role in this.
Carson Foster
THE OLD TRADITIONS NEED TO DIE
THEYRE HOLDING OUR MEMES BACK
Ian Young
No, I'm immigrating and naturalizing here.
WHY COULDN'T IT BE ME HERP? WHY?
Jeremiah Peterson
YOU CANNOT KILL MEMES!!!!!
Sebastian Gray
THE SACRED TEXTS
Luke Young
Because you're the one straight guy so 1 man + 1 million faggots = 999,999th of a man
Aiden Wood
LET THEM BE MEMED
Grayson Phillips
Time for breakfast, the memes are too stronk
Jaxson Walker
I'll be the first person to admit that I'm a narcissist, but if I took the piercings out, nobody would notice. My hair covers them.
This is... This is wrong though. I wear a ring on my right hand that was a gift from my dad that I never take off. In what way is that not personal despite wearing it publicly?
Elijah Jones
mislink.
Ryan Parker
Enjoy your dank memes and ham
Aaron Collins
I'd be more sympathetic if those were your dad's earings. as it was some sort of family heirloom that was given to him by his father, and his father before him.
Benjamin Clark
Some people feel like a garbage bag when they wear a garbage bag alone in a dark room
Grayson Reyes
You dodged my question.
I'll take it as you acknowledging your factually incorrect statement.
Dominic Stewart
would you call a wedding ring personal, or showy?
same answer.
Wyatt Fisher
I wear clothes
I don't feel like clothes
James Cox
Some christians feel like christians when they wear their $500 gold cross under their shirt.
Alexander Myers
The two are entirely unrelated. One represents a socially established institution
The other I wear because it's personal to me, despite any impression it may leave on anyone who sees it.
Your statement is incorrect.
But arguing with you is akin to convincing a toaster it has the capability to love. Pointless and silly looking.
Nathan Morris
I am conflicted as to whether I'm stupid, or he's stupid.
I think its me but I just dont want to say I am for certain.
Teasing smart stupid people is bad for your health you know
Alexander Lee
I imagine Christian symbology in gold is hotter with Catholics than Anglicans.
so why decorate your earlobes
you've obviously never see The Brave Little Toaster.
Juan Walker
Awww im the stupid one
Logan Hill
And here I thought I was at least 86
Caleb King
is that slang
Ryder Scott
I already answered this question. I like the way it looks. I think it compliments my appearance. To claim I had no intention of receiving any sort of feedback on them would be foolish, but to insinuate that the reason I would do anything, especially physically modifying my body, for the sole intent of receiving validation is short-sighted.
Eli Brown
What did he mean by this
Grayson Robinson
Now I just dont know what to think.
Nicholas Foster
87 and under is the IQ range of counterproductive
Josiah Carter
You shouldn't bring up iq while kanra is around
Christopher Williams
we humans aren't so simple.
but we often have a primary intent.
this can be determined by measuring the size and visibility of a given accessory.
Justin Diaz
In a low or high way because Im really basic and cant tell if he's really good at fucking with people or really good at fucking himself
Nathaniel Watson
So you genuinely believe that anybody, literally anyone, who has large, flashy piercings, gauges, visible tattoos, exotic clothing
those people, all of them, had the primary intent of being validated in their choices?
And the size of the accessory directly correlates with how much they want to be validated for it?
Henry Williams
Nobody is that bad at symbology, right?
Adam Clark
it's a spectrum.
many Christians may wear a cross beneath their garment.
many homosexuals may have a tiny stud in their right ear (no pun intended).
some girls wear friendship bracelets.
the Pope has his orb, and the Queen has her jewels.
Jose Russell
...You made a claim
The claim was incorrect
And when offered a chance to simply answer a black and white
you offer "muh spectrum."
Stay woke, Kanra. Maybe if you study humans long enough you'll learn how to be one.
I'm going to bed.
Nite, Thread.
Nathan Parker
not only can we tell something about a person by the acessories they adorn:
we're supposed to.
they're almost always optional, and almost always removable.
if the Queen wore her crown every day, we'd probably think she was a bitch.
Gabriel Clark
Zachary Roberts
I have acquired breakfast.
Adrian Flores
I say spectrum, but it's more like a multi tiered spectrum of cultural and historical influences, politics, and traditions.
but I wanted to keep it easy. and since you're gone, I guess I'll just reiterate my original point.
you wanted to say something by putting holes in your ears. and by letting me know you have superficial holes in your ears that you put pieces of plastic and metal into, that have no familial significance, I implied (I did not claim) that perhaps vanity played somewhat in a role in it, and a less sympathetic one than wearing a ring from your father.
Cameron Kelly
Stop the madness plis
Lucas Collins
Never! OUR HOUSE!!!! IN THE MIDDLE OF OUR STREET!!!!
Noah Hughes
im just so confused
I wasnt built for brain
Aiden Collins
Im just gonna go have a shower and blow a load.
Simple pleasures.
Simple herp.
Benjamin Long
Have fun~
Levi James
OUR HOUSE
Michael Hernandez
I must get overstimulated when im hungover.
Cameron Brooks
I had a dream earlier today (I took a nap after I came home from work in the morning) where I was helping my cousin peel up some bubbled paint on their basement floor cause water got under it. she also lost some specific makeup and was looking for it, I found a tube of something but then laid down on the bed because my vision stopped working.
She said, 'that's not it' when she came in and asked what I was doing. I said, 'I've gone temporarily blind again, sometimes this happens but it doesn't last long. all I can see is the curtains and the window, no matter if I open or close my eyes. I wish I had a reset button.'
Then I like, straight woke up but in the softest way one could ever wake up - I realized I had had dreams like this before and recognized it, so my eyes must have been open irl. once I was actually 'awake' and no longer dreaming, I could open/close my eyes normally, I had just been in sleep paralysis staring at the curtains and the image overrode what I was seeing/doing in my dream.
I had even gotten out of the bed and said 'well, I can still keep working on this paint, I can still feel it.'
Elijah Phillips
That sounds like a "huh" realisation but its a "huh" of, that was a cool realisation
Thomas White
Yeah, I had experienced this state of `blindness` before, several times, so that`s why I said in the dream that it usually wears off; I am accustomed to it but now I realize more that it is linked to being in a stationary dreaming - sleep paralysis state where I think my eyes were open , staring at my curtains.. but guess that`s what I get for sleeping during the daytime.
Jose Collins
if anyone wants to be in my dreams, give me an object or place, or idea to use as a key-symbol and I will come visit you.
I`m about to go to sleep and do some travelling.
Nathan Davis
Although rare, if I wake naturally from a long enough sleep I can get an overlap of realities.
Not sure how to explain it perfectly, one part of my mind is well aware im lying in bed, the other is still in dream-state. Overlap of sub-conscious and conscious I guess. Im not really sure how long it lasts because from what I have gathered time is a little whacky when it happens but to me it doesn't last long.
Like sometimes ive taken a quick peep at my phone and registered the time, lied back down only to pop back in and out with what feels like seconds and I end up oversleeping but 10 or so mins.
Connor Martinez
Oh right and I can have my eyes somewhat open, see my bed and shit but still be in and also be seeing the dream....but not with my eyes....its weird as heck
Adrian Myers
I used to read a lot about dream states and it amounts to not that much at all, it seems.
Colton Nelson
luciddd
Nathan Thomas
havin piza for bweakfasf :3
startin the day off right !!!!!
Xavier Robinson
ur lucid
Breakfast of champions.
Zachary Lee
hello forum
Tyler Fisher
You've already won the day.
Robert Miller
Damn right, my existence is an ABOMINATION to reality itself.
Carson Price
ohay
pls geif bak mai spaictiems
Dylan Sanchez
thats RIGHT BAYBEEEE
a brief moment of relief before my first friday shift
not excited for today
Ryder Anderson
I could cook anything in the morning at work for breakfast, so I cook chicken nuggets.
Your day will better than what mine was like.
At first it was nice and I was drunk with the head chef, but then after lunch my hangover hit me in the dick with a brick.
Owen Martinez
lol hai
Juan James
NEBER! I EZ GONNA NOM DA UNIVERZ
You might not know it yet, but you are gonna kill it, figuratively speaking.
You gonna OWN it!
You are nervous, but so are those cattle coming into YOUR domain.
DEFEAT THEM! This is Tekken, but IRL.
Isaac Turner
Time to quickly nibble a snackette of toasted ryebread and cheese spread before getting ym shit together for the gym.
Bentley Jones
ew why would you get drink
Caleb Green
good speech I'll take it in and get pumped !!!!!
Joshua Garcia
Hows goin nigga
butt i lieks itz
Being healthy is for losers
I didnt get drunk at work, we were both drunk by coincidence from our nights prior.
Mind you I was drinking when I left thread in the morning, which was two hours before work. Head chef was more drunk than me though. We both sobered around lunch but only I got the hangover to boot.
Jose Price
After tomorrow, plain sailing!
You'll have full experienced the busy days.
Knowing is half the battle!
Yeah? well dying prematurely to lifestyle related cancer or diabetes is even uncooler.
Austin Rogers
not bad.. having breakfast. just starting the day. hbu?
Jose Taylor
why dont you just get a good metabolism like mine
Aaron Gutierrez
Nearing sleep time.
Tis 11.10pm here.
Still faintly hungover but much less so than earlier today, thankfully.
Jackson White
Stream is kinda scuffed but mostly set up
idk how to from capture the oculus though
Elijah Brooks
swap capture and from
Jose Long
okay but thats still dumb n stinky
how long do you think youll be up today ?
Christian Sanchez
...youve pretty much been here the whole time huh?
Oliver Stewart
Its good sometimes.
You didnt lie.
Bready didnt say a thing lol.
Cooper Myers
I told you so
Easton Johnson
Why dont you be NOT australian like me
Twelve to thriteen hours. There or there abouts. That good for you baba?
Noah Green
nah this
read last sentences
Lincoln Cruz
oic
Levi Russell
I dont really know why I doubted you.
I can be a cunt when im drunk.
Daniel Bennett
cute pic
i want them
Jeremiah Carter
yeah ill be gone about 7-8 hrs depending
Nolan Collins
Because so many of you guys seem to be coming here anyway.
Jason Clark
Works out rather well, super well.
Better, than well
Ah yes, having to clear up after your hours should end? or something. Dastardly!
Did oyu just assume my gender???????
Jackson Hill
has that kid that killed himself on livestream made national news yet?
Landon Cox
scoots
gimme nini's
=w=
Aiden King
No I assumed your entire nations gender
Owen Reed
I saw pretty much everyones dick at one point.
Chase Morris
yeah essentially if i have to stock things, clean the lobby, stuff like that
Brody Morgan
hi im not scoots but
nini wuka !!
rest well sweetie :3
Landon Morgan
I know this.
Drunk me did not.
Fuck I forgot to copy my old puk folder.
Joshua Smith
...
Nathan Bell
ni ni
Joseph Thompson
lol there be undercutting the nini game
Zachary Jones
I hope its not CGI puk
Hunter Roberts
[OUTRAGES EXTERNALLY]
Ey! I'm NiNi'in 'ere! REAL NEWYORKER PROBLEMS!
Eh, that sucks, alot of jobs do that, get you with the shit they never tell you ya have to do.
Like, building a BBQ or being an electrician. Jej.
Just sneaky some of that tea! :3 bweheheh tasty
Henry Hall
Im not a masochist
Grayson Miller
I watched it all.
Nicholas Diaz
hello tea id like two
thank u
Samuel Flores
You're a masochist
Oliver Perry
i'm supreme.
Kevin Torres
Then again being a current day Berserk fan is masochism anyway I guess.
Landon Wood
Gimme that tea, I need the tea Lass!
Jackson Morales
Scoots, how accurate is this?
Carson Miller
This is accurate.
There is so many english people here I know these accents.
James Hill
The unspoken implication this image makes is Mickey raping Daisy Duck
Joseph Gonzalez
err i didnt mean that sarcastically either
Brayden Jones
*raped
Isaiah Thompson
I cannot hear shot captain.
John Wood
Eli Reed
It is accurate. I had my speakers in a weird way.
Somerset boys are funny
Brandon Taylor
Jace Roberts
probably
Ethan Perez
Australia no.
Which one's you?
Jeremiah Flores
Nathaniel Walker
Grayson Collins
CUNT
Ian Taylor
MIDDLESBROUGH BOIS!!!!!!
Easton Butler
I noticed that Audy's wasn't really in there either.
2 many.
Well that's just plain rude.
Bentley Williams
also this
Cooper Fisher
Oh jeez fine, I thought you were my mate but nah cunt.
Jacob Cruz
Demo took a page out of Miura's book and went on indefinite hiatus himself.
Daniel Bailey
I could do that accent thing on vocaroo or something I guess
Jace Williams
TOO MANY!
Jaxon Butler
-is surprised by the fact that, the longer he listened to this, the less certain he was that this is either an Australian accent, or a Boston accent- 0_o
Matthew Barnes
Def not boston lol
Bentley Mitchell
I don't wanna go to work today :(
Lincoln Cook
Neither I don't think.
Cameron Murphy
Is drunky still here?
Jordan Powell
It's 6 in the morning here, so I doubt it.
Camden Cooper
My phone must be auto loaded a different thread then
Nathaniel Fisher
In relation to these questions.
1. What’s your name and username
2. Where are you from?the world
3. Accent challenge word list: Aunt, Envelope, Route, Theater, Caught, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Coupon, Tumblr, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, GPOY, Lawyer, Water, Mayonnaise, Pajamas, Iron, Naturally, Aluminium, GIF, New Orleans, Crackerjack, Doorknob, Alabama.
4. What is it called when someone throw’s toilet paper on the house?
5. What is that bubbly carbonated drink called?
6. What term do you use for gym shoes?
7. What do you call your grandparents?
8. What do you call the thing with wheels used to carry groceries in the supermarket?
9. Be a wizard or vampire?
10. What do you use to change channels on TV?
11. Choose any book and read a random passage.
12. Do you personally think you have an accent?
13. Say any 3 words that come to your mind.
I shall do one now.
ENJOY
Dylan Russell
Fucking internet turned off last night.
Hello
Jayden James
yeah nah
the whole wired network around here just goofed the fuck up, using phonenet
Noah Green
Time for the gym. Time for the big work out.
Later
Landon Moore
I stopped reading HxH because of stuff like this
Kayden Anderson
You guys too, huh?
Alexander Gomez
I saved my team. again.
Nathan Bailey
Neat.
Every time...
Nah
See ya.
Jacob Gomez
Hey goggles is Vegemite actually good?
Michael Robinson
Same, but network has fall only in my house
Yeah
Leo Phillips
I fucking tired of this shit
Hudson Hill
Morning, soto-kun
Nathaniel Moore
I never got around to getting into it...guess its kinda good I didnt.
Reading anything atm?
hooray for 4g networks
get new team
yeah
Jose Jenkins
I sometimes like vegemite.. it can have a strong sour taste for casuals.
Jaxon King
im pretty sure any house connected to the node will be out by the seems of it
Grayson Jenkins
vegemite and cheese toasties are where its at
Colton Nguyen
Or mb some homeless guys dig out the cable and sell it
Brandon Ortiz
Nigga must be desperate....and has power tools.
Joshua Murphy
Or a sharp shovel
John Lee
Attack of the copper hungry hobo army
Jace Wood
I read One piece
nothing else rn
I did read dragonball multiverse
that was more as a joke though
Angel Moore
lol gross
Mornin Elma
How'd ya sleep
Ian Sanders
I like to buy physical copies so don wanna spend all the money on something like that.
Been reading black clover and blue exorcist which are alright.
Landon Martinez
Good morning friends!
Colton Jackson
hai
Oliver Martinez
Hewwo!
How are you doin?
Andrew Cook
Good morning........
Jace Gray
Mornin'.
Austin Fisher
Morn!!! how are you both uwu
James Carter
Reading everything online is much better to me.
Carson Martin
Sleep time beckons.
I shall heed my beds call soonish.
Aiden Sullivan
Tired and hot.
Brody Jackson
I hope you sleep well! Bein cozy and getting plenty of sleep is always the nicest.
It's so early tho, how can you be tired
and why hot??
Austin Bailey
If I have to I will, but for the most part I buy em.
Also started deadman wonderland, but undecided how that is.
Enjoying Claymore.
Loving the shit outta Monster.
Matthew Bennett
Sometimes the right level of sleeplessness can be nice. Im not hungover anymore and I feel that way now, but I know I have to sleep because I didnt last night.
Jackson Kelly
Been up for 26 hours, and it's like 85°+ in my room already.
Jordan Jones
ye I suppose you're right. and yea goin too many days without sleep is awful.
Usually if I'm gonna stay up late I try to watch the sunrise before goin to bed.
Jesus christ & Jesus Christ.
What's keeping you up so long???
and what's making the earth so hot???
Noah Nelson
Johan is one of my favorite villains of all time. He's just so nihilistic and irredeemable.
Grayson Collins
I on and off have an issue with sleep (not why I didnt sleep last night) and its shown me how long I can go during my work week without meaningful sleep.
Definitely one of my most favourite reads and I'm only like half way.
Also spice and wolf, the actual novels (not the manga) are really damn good.
Owen Gonzalez
Uh- it's really embarrassing if I say RPGs, 4chan, and anime, but uh... yeah.
As for the heat that's just spring time in Southern Arizona.
Nathaniel Russell
Less embarrassing than when I do it. I normally just do a single thing the whole time.
Leo Barnes
hey it seems like a relaxing way to spend your time!! what anime & games are you into atm?
that's mortifying dude, I hate the heat and 86 melts me.
I try and be like that but every time I think I can ride 4/5 hours every other day my body decides to make me sleep 18 hours straight
Mason Watson
Bored and gay......
Nicholas Harris
same
Adam Thomas
Siiini
Christopher Carter
goggless
Xavier Lopez
Ive only slept that long a few times in my life...
I cant even sleep that long drug assisted
I think my body makes me wake after about 12.
But I can function fine on around 6h a night.
Alas I guess I should get going lest I stay for too long. I lose track of time very quickly.
Gnight all.
Ayden Baker
I don't know what Monster is.
Camden Thompson
Goodnight! Sleep well!!
Jordan Ortiz
Pfff, I mean it's still pretty bad.
Catching up on Dagashi Kashi S2 at the moment, as for videogames been playing a lot of MW:LL.
That's nothin'. Just wait till about mid June, early July rolls around, and it'll be 115° - 125°, in the shade, that's when it gets fun.
What's your Friday Morning like Sinni!?
James Torres
G'night Herp.
Isaiah Cox
Sini guess what
Daniel Long
You're lucky I need to fap first.
Its about a doctor who saves the life of a child over a politician and the kid grows up to be a serial killer and detective times are had.
/out
Gabriel Diaz
wha?
Sounds pretty relaxing!! EXCEPT FOR THE HEAT
bless you spec, I'd melt.
Jaxon Richardson
get control over yourself
Jason Parker
no guess
Asher Martinez
no
Landon Hall
My mom sneezed without covering her mouth
Nolan Jenkins
FUCKING.INTERNET.PROVIDER
John Myers
Kill her
Gavin Lee
i want to
Luis Robinson
Do it
Nicholas Baker
Carter Garcia
oh also I'm brain dead and forgot to answer your question!!
Friday good! hanging with george and laying with kitties n stuff, was getting a drakengard folder up and running so I can post pics now
Noah Brooks
I told her if she does it again I would beat the shit out of her
Jeremiah Watson
KSG yourself.
I noticed. For all the depressions?
Brayden Gonzalez
Lol, more like she would beat the shit out of you
Luke Miller
Daniel Perez
Nah, I got no idea whatcha mean~
Speaking of Grakengard though, if you've ever got a few hours to lean and nothin' to read, this is worth a few good lols: lparchive.org
Anthony Jackson
I can't afford a $1000 gun
She stopped beating me when I was 10 because I fought back
Ryder Diaz
Lol, this time she will use baseball bat
Andrew Turner
$740 from Atlantic Firearms.
Camden Sanchez
She tried, I caught it and took it off her.
She used to hit me with anything she could find, tv wire, belt, broom stick, wood, etc, etc. One day I punched her so hard in the nose she thought her face was broken
Liiiiiiiink
Google blocks a lot of gun shop websites in NY state
Nathan Lee
EXCELLENT FAMILY RELATIONSHIP
Oliver Perry
It's not Jew York legal I don't think.
Asher Russell
tfw sini never guessed
Angel King
I remember I spilled some soda when I was 7 and my mom started beating me. I ran away from her to my bedroom that my brother and I share and she wouldn't stop hitting me. My brother told her to stop but she kept going and then he threw her against the wall
...Why is it so expensive?
Do you like guns? I actually don't know anything about them. My state governor banned all rifles
Cameron Watson
People really don't like to play guessing games btw
Caleb Morgan
I know one person who used to play.
Jacob Morgan
I think your mom is responsible for your mental disease
Ayden Gonzalez
That's actually a pretty reasonable price for what it is, and how "rare" they at least used to be.
I mean obviously you could get like a Mossberg 500, or a Maverick 88 for like $200 - $150, but there's nothing special about that compared to this.
I like firearms a lot, yeah.
Your state is dumb. I hate your state.
Jaxson Ross
Julian Johnson
Are you sure they actually did ?
Leo Martinez
She hit me because of my mental illnesses.
I saved the link, my sis lives in NC, I'm going to give her the money and make her buy it for me lol
Do you own a lot of firearms?
Lucas Mitchell
Yes.
Christian Cruz
I'm pretty sure that counts as a strawpurchase. Try not to record and broadcast your felonies~
Do you count nine as a lot?
Hudson Price
No, she hit you because she angry dumb slut, and it's nothing you can do about this
Aaron Myers
If it was me
I did not
Hunter Rogers
It was not you.
Angel Wilson
At least you have someone then.
Ian Bennett
Leo Gutierrez
Huh? no, i'm a drummer, I only know how to count to four...
She was just frustrated with me, some of the beatings I deserved, but that soda one was over the top....
Samuel Lee
had*
Nolan Rodriguez
Huh, huh?
Wyatt Perez
You very weak person, physically and mentally
John Cook
They must have really liked it then.
Isaiah Miller
feelin bad. goodnight whoever cares.
Evan Myers
Goodnight.
I should too...
Josiah Martin
Charles Sanders
Nicholas Nguyen
What do you mean by me counting to nine?
I don't understand...
Brayden Lopez
Fun song
It's ok for you
Gavin Ross
...I think I'm gonna go lie down, and sleep.
See you BC.
Nathaniel Stewart
I can hold my own in a fight.
I'm very laid-back and most things don't get under my skin...
-joins you-
please come back soon! I want to learn more about guns
Jace Carter
I don't give pity replies or attention.
William Green
Fck, you still a kid
Lucas Russell
I'm totally going to make my sister buy me that shotgun right now
I don't understand...
Well my mom stopped beating me after that. She went on and on about me not being her child, and about how I shouldn't hit my own mother. I just locked myself in the room and kept talking to Erio online
Henry Martinez
You better live single and break all contacts with your mom
Jason Cruz
I live alone now. That all happened when I was 14, I'm 19 now.
She always thought I was doing homework on my computer so she liked when I was in my room all day. She didn't like when I was in school all day...
We get along now though I guess
Matthew Nguyen
Dude, your mother is a pretty evil person, and now she can't hurt you, because she physically can't. I think what you shouldn't contact with her, but it's must be only your decision
Brayden Brown
She is evil and I shouldn't talk to her anymore, but she's my mom...
She's old and she can't take care of herself...
Grayson Brooks
So what?
Levi Mitchell
hello friends I'm back!
Easton Perry
Hi
Bentley Sanders
Hewwo!
Hudson Foster
I dreamed of you last night sinni
We made love and I was pregnant
Thomas Anderson
jesus christ
Hudson Anderson
I have a question, you are real girl?
Nathan Gray
I am!
Parker Torres
Don't let her fool you
She's an Alien with similar genitalia to a human female.
"She," tried to probe me once..
Carter Hill
Also tfw loco doesnt dream about you
Joseph Gomez
That's hot
Nathaniel Sanders
STRONGER
LEG DAY MORE LIKE EASY
Oliver Baker
Hi Drunky!
also I'm not an alien :c
Cooper Edwards
Charles Hall
AH
A
A
A
AAAAAAAAAAAAAH
U
TELLIN
M
E
WE
SOMEKIND OF SEMENSINNI SQUAD?
Ryan Watson
If you were someone's mother, will you beat your child, because he spilled soda?
Carson Sanchez
that's just what an alien would say
Jackson Sullivan
Yes
Nathan Barnes
No!!
My parents used to beat me and it was LAME
so I wouldn't want to do that to my kid
Luke Reed
Sinni would you like to beat me
I'd let you
Jackson Peterson
That's the most Russian thing I've ever seen on this board. The grammar mistakes only add to the hilarity
__
Hi Sinni
Easton Garcia
Seems like it's ok to beat your children in murrica
Ryan Turner
It's BC story.
Correct me, when i write something wrong
Jordan Evans
nah I don't like that kind of stuff.
Hi Drunky! How ya doin?
Nathan Mitchell
Colloquial "If you were a mom would you beat your kid for spilling soda?"
Formal "If you were somebody's mother, would you beat your child for spilling their soda?"
Hudson Gray
Did George say anything to you?
Kevin Jenkins
I'm confused, what? Was there something he was suppose to tell me
Jeremiah Baker
Got it, tnx
Carson Russell
No.
In that case
I'm doing well. How are you?
Asher Green
Today has been uneventful
Jaxon Gomez
I'm doing pretty great! With the love on my life >:) got a polygraph comin up to maybe get a good job, etc. etc.
How's the teachin been goin?
Blake Morris
Are you at Georges?
It's Spring Break
Cooper Taylor
Dylan Hall
Drugs, rly?
Grayson Wood
not yet!!!
not until may qq
Henry Anderson
new
new
new
Jordan Ortiz
new
Blake Miller
My dad has cancer, my sister doesn't live with my parents anymore, my brothers are lazy bums
I'm the only one who takes care of my parents, but once I start school I won't bother with them anymores