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It's time to die.
I have a feeling you wear a chocker.
greetings and salivations
how's the starvation going nezi
forum cant even return a standard greeting...
yep, its gonna be THAT kind of night
up tew, noh?
I am just checking in quick after work i gott go run some errands nowww
it's nice to see you hear
I wish I could help make it a bit more active ;~:
be back on later if yu're still around buddy
decided to chill out a little for a moment
holding steady so far after weight loss
k bby ttys lu zomgwtfbbq
Would you wear one for me?
You're just trying to get me to smile!
hello darkness my old friend
Of course I want you to smile, but of course I'd wear one for you if you asked nicely~
You know, you really so seem to be an awful nice person, even though I don't know a whole lot about you. Kind of kindles the embers of my hope for humanity.
Good night, Maddie. Hope you have sweet dreams and a peaceful night.
I try my best, Mandy^^ Have a nice rest mmkay~?
hello user my old friend.
Just watchin some yu yu hakusho and punishing myself with four loko black. I was a good boy and needed punished.
my god this four loco is stronger then normal ones and oh boy is it bad. time to chug it. bottoms up
wait... you were good and had to be punished?
do this, dont do that. cant you read the signs?
i've been good for too long. I need punished with cheap four loco. I always buy four loco when I want to punish myself. I've been doing great in life so i figured id knock myself down a peg.
riiiight... welp okay then
I need a thread therapist. Any volunteers?
Ty sama it is cold out there
yep... its almost spring. i totally missed daylight savings time all together. i mean... all my shit updated, but i thought it was this week
it giot me too my work called me at like 3 30 and it's like fuck
guess it's 4 30
I hope it comes faster
I cant stand this cold shit
i also had to look at a calendar to make sure i didnt miss Easter... i didnt.
I'm getting back into FF14, but I really just want to take a bunch of pictures.
I always forget easter too
it must be lent then huh
easter is the first of next month
and the first day of spring is march 20th
WHERE DOES THE TIME GO
fuck if i know man...
so what's new in your life since I last saw you buddy
I fugged up my knee and now I am recouperating it
here a few days later It's not so bad and I'm thinking next week I will get back to rolling but it was spooky
It rolled around in the socket on my while i was supporting weight on it and then it got super sore
you ever gace fucked up knees?
I think I might work on a cargo ship for like six months
Idk but I want some kind of adventurous job like that
What do u guys think
I have time to think about it because I need the weed to leave my system for dürg tests
ive fucked up pmuch all my bones at one time or another...rough live and too much abusing myself.
tiger balm and applying a compress will hlp the swelling... flexerol helps with stiffness.
recently ive been put on medical leave... sick again. all this down time is driving me batty
took a recreational cruise once... never got my sea legs, was miserable for 2 weeks. one downvote
I hope you get to feeling soon buddy
I'd imagine you'dve beene through alot workin on da railroad
ty buddy... so freakin many specialists ima need to see next week. the well wishes are much needed
The sea sickness tends to wear off after a day or two from what I've read
Do you tend to get car sick and stuff? The only time I've felt sick from the movement of a vehicle was when my ex's brother was driving us through the Slovakian countryside in a fast and crazy manner
But I haven't been on a boat in the ocean
that's a word that scares me a little bit
love you sama the world needs you
it never wore off for me, ive heard it should only last a day or 2. usually road trips arent a thing coz im driving. ask your doc for promethazine. its an anti nausea med.
be thinkin about me tuesday... seeing an oncologist. thats the big one. wednesday is a cardiologist.
im a fighter, im a winner, things are gonna change i can feel it
my moms good friend is a big old lady with some problems like that and she's been doing very well the past 10 years
I beleive in you sama
hoping i got this... i aint even 40 yet, not ready to kick off
my grandpa has had some problems like that throughout his life
he lived through bad melanoma and the past few years has had cardiac problems andd he's a big old fat guy in bad shape and he's been doing very well
you're gonna do great sama You just gotta keep up with it
thanks. im not a big guy, never have been. these folks will figure it out im sure
𝖂𝖍𝖊𝖓 𝕲𝖔𝖔𝖉 𝕾𝖓𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖘 𝕲𝖔 𝕭𝖆𝖉
Maybe being a security guard could be a good high adrenaline job
With that experience, I might even be able to become a mercenary later on
Thanks for the tip ^^
Also good luck with your medical stuff
Next time, Erio joins the Navy.
I don't mean to switch the topic so suddenly but
my mom was bitching at me the other day about being so skinny
How stupid is that
I think she was trying to imply she thinks I do meth or something she was all like
'why are you so skinny even though you eat so much'
Probably because my diet is shit dumb cuntt bitch
I have been considering military things a bit, but I'm not sure if I could accept being the government's bitch
I just don't want a boring job or I might put a bullet in my own head
can any of u britfags tell me wtf the word bespoke means?
i mean... does she buy the food, or?
me her and my brother pay for the food
but I hardly ever even eat here I just eat food from my job so I know she is full of shit
She just likes to bitch whenever she's drunk and surprise surprise she's an alcoholic
Property is a nicer word for it. At least it's only temporary.
...fastfood will literally kill you man.
all that sugarey soda could send your pancreas into a nose dive. your body could reject all that sugar and make your weight drop off.
have you considered whey supplements to bulk up a little. need to knock of most of that sugar, get some better quality proteins in you
Don't talk to me.
Yeah I defintely know that
I took whey poweder when i was between 14 and 16 buut then I ran out ;/
have been thinking baout it since I got into rolling with my brother buut it is expeeensive
its that or eat fucken chicken and eggs errday
I really wanna rewatch that anime lately.
I lived with my dad when I was 14 for like 2 months in the summer because he had broken up with my step mom about a year or two before nad had got a place of his own in cedar rapids where I was living with my grandparents and he was involved in MMA shit and was working lots and just being a monster and that's fucking pretty much how it went down
he'd eat skinless chicken breast
we had ike
bananas and protein powder and orange juice and milk he'd make smoothies with
it was wack
wach but but think of satanny as your friendly neighborhood bard
honestly I personify you as her
ive come up with a couple decent shake recipes in the same way... i cut out all the soda and replaced it with homebrew iced tea... unsweetened, sometimes use stevia
That's gross, don't do that.
It's the past tense of bespeak : ^ )
Which can mean a few different things
I'd probably join the Marines if I wanted to join a military branch
PMC's are kind of the most appealing to me tho; they're just hard to get into without experience in something like that, and realistically that's probably for a good reason, since they seem to face a lot more danger and stressful situations
Idk man, I just want to go on adventures and kill things
This happens when I quit weed
Joe Rogan likes Stevia
I've heard of that what is it?
I would like to cut out soda but the water we have at work is dogshit and tastes disgusting and Im afraid if I drink it I'll get sick cause it's from the same sink we wash dishes from and it just fucking tastes bitter and awful
if we had normal water I could probably do it cause I'd never pay for soda lol but
shiiiiit its right there
and I'm thirsty af
thank you based satanm
artificial no calorie sweetener....
do they have unsweetened tea at the dispenser?
we offer sweet and unsweet tea but the tea containers are kinda gross ttoo and we have individual tea dispenser not like a sda dispenser so I'm not sure if I could even fill up mah glass with it
But most contractors only defend boats from pirates these days, or train half retarded Arab conscripts and other military units.
ok... heres my very simple tea recipe you can do before bed, will be ready when you wake up.
assuming you have a gallon water jug or other vaious thing. it will yield a gallon. total cost $4 bux
goto the dollar store, buy the 100ct black tea box for $1 and the 100ct pink sweetener for $3
get it home and
1. fill the jug 1/2 full with hot tap water
2. stuff 8 teabags innit
3. pour 8 sweetens init
4. put it directly in the fridge
5. in the morning fill it the rest with cold tap water
hope that helps
Steven Hawkings Dead ?????
hehe tha nks buddy
I will try some time
Dont worry guys, we still have great minds like T-Pain to lead humanity
The first two characters of your ID are the name of Spec's waifu
Shooting at pirates sounds pretty fun
Maybe not as fun as being a pirate, but that's not really an occupation that's open to westerners
I think PMC's do a lot of things like escorting people through dangerous areas and stuff too though
I'd have to look into it more
RIP le supreme wheelchair man
...and here i was thinking we were suddenly down to just Neil Degrasse Tyson
We still have Elon Musk Desu
Don't cry sis :(
elon musk will lead us into the new era... lol
elon musk new science?
elon pls do something
but what about eee long musky? :o
You're happy that you'll be Spec's waifu throughout the duration of this thread?
He cant even rap.
Money can do anything.
Like sending your car to space for shits n gigs.
guise srsly... elon aint a scientist, hes a rich kid who just hires smart people
i can't take losing my favorite artists without crying
EVERYTHING HE FINANCES IS FOR THE BETTERMENT OF MANKIND
le bigg smart man drive car in2 spaec
we could always email him and ask him to make a rap about the galaxy... i hear he delivers and will do that kind of shit on his youtube channel
He tried to be a bank once.
I was a bank not too long ago myself~
or will destroy us all in the next 10 years... but whatevs
a sperm bank
Im too lazy for that shit.
Also look at this image, dont you think it looks like a face?
Were you a sperm bank?
oh beat me to it
a sperm bank
I sure hope not
I'd like to make a deposit.
i alone shall repopulate the hooman rais
This is a bonding moment
because I'm stuck to you like glue?
how low can you go
what a brotha know
back again once is the incredible
the rhyme animal
i dont see no faces man
hes got that whole evil genius thing happening... ive seen enough james bond films to know how this could go
I wonder how much preserved sperm sells for.
Its probably worth almost as much as gold.
hehe don't flirt iwth me silly boys ~
is that pepe?
I dont know Im too old for memes.
You've grown up to be quite the charming young man :3
Stephen Hawking died at age 76 tonight.
elon batman rich kid
le sad froge
Niqqa you way off
first of all
oh... le megusta fais
Yeah, so that leads to shooting at people
Tbh I don't really know anything about most of what he does
I bet u were a SPERM bank xDDDDDD
RIP le robot voice cripple wheelchair smart man
Or maybe he's Lex Luthor and now there's no one left to stop him now that le supreme smart man is dead
I cant unsee it.
Mars sucks now.
dudes got a 30 year plan for mars colonization.... and legit actual rockets and shit to pull it off
its a fukken shoop man
NIGGA I CANT UNSEE THAT SHIT
man, FUCK I really love being in love but I also really love not crying on the we
should go get a cup of coffee
And maybe I’ll act friendly and I won’t pull any stunts but I’m a freaking stunt puller from birth so I don’t know what to tell you If I try to confess my love for
look up wanwan on youtube
those are fucking delicious
MAYBE THIS WILL HELP
ew, it helped tho
Ill have some drugs.
Drugs fix things.
I'm sorry I'm not as artistic as spectre ;~:
no, not that cunt... this cunt
lol alrighty then
I want to dance with her
That cunt was what I got.
This is nice tho.
PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBA WAN
what a cute dogger
and the macross frontier one was better
....and this is actually the right vidio
I meant fak u to bard
and it sort of helped to sama
leave me alone you big bully...........
Ya made me unable to unsee two mars faces now ya cunt
Yeah, but Chen liked the remix because it featured Chen.
also youre the bully here moit
you have the big gay
yep, ill bet
oh god how did i get here
what's up, man?
Thats pretty kickass
I imagine because ievan polkka.
but nice footwork. It's weird cause I'm also watching dancing videos at the moment and not being very impressed that popular styles haven't evolved past a mash of shuffle, rebolation or hardstyle, they're just call this new crap cutting shapes but it's just shuffle-rebolation shit.
im on a strange youtube journey
Theyre videos like the ones that dominated in the old days of youtube haha
tell me about it....gah i love old memes
Back in the good ol days when normies only used the internet for social reasons.
Yeah it looks like you're travelling back in time to fucking 2002.
Here's my wtf trivia for the day, I just learned that Gabry Ponte was a member of Eiffel 65 (Yes, the I'm Blue song) and I only recognize his name because I'm a dirty slut who likes his Lady Bouncer remix of Dirty Mary.
So I learned a little today.
the next video after this is the turtle kid...
and thats some good trivia right there
i just... no
ending this journey
who here remembers yourethemannowdog.com
Yeah, now I feel at least he had a career and wasn't just a one-off dude who made the music for that shitty one hit wonder.
I'm kind of into stuff like that though in general, behind the music- who did it, where are they now; I'm still a fan of Sneaker Pimps and have both of the records they released after the girl quit to go solo at the pinnacle of their fame.
She thought she was better than them, her solo career failed, and they just kept making good music without her.
Pls dont stop
We need you to search the sands of time so we can learn how to fix humanity
I also like this Ken Ashcorp / Mystery Skulls song that channels some real Sneaker Pimps vibe.
no, this is too derivative of the meme.
stuff like this needs to not happen; kids shouldn't be allowed to use memes.
it took me like 15 seconds or so to chuckle at this
its like i couldnt decide it it was funny
i dig it man.... we gotta go deeper
One of the punk bands I liked in my teens (Battershell) broke up after their 2nd album fell flat, and the lead singer found Jesus.
She then married the lead singer of the Helldorados and they together formed the band Motel Jesus where her voice noticeably became more complacent and wifely.
WHAT FUCKING YEAR IS IT?
I know this is fake because my dick is much smaller than that
Year of the Dog.
oh no... dont step into the tail end of my fantastic voyage. it was a journey man.... a journey to get here
Oh wow, I remember the original dick size algorithm, that's really taking it to another level ..
my like for punk ended with bands like fucking rancid...and dead milk men
oh boy.... this
Rancid sucked, I didn't understand why anyone liked them at all. They were dry, unintelligible. I guess people thought punk should be gutter-punk, I liked Pennywise because of their musical cohesion and messages.
well shit, sorry Hupony.
Them names hahaha
whatd you think of the dead milkmen
.. and reminds me of Atom and His Package
and that marks the end of another trip.
it began with touhou and ended with ytmnd
im sure youre right....
meds are knocking me out... nite folks
wow... this is way too upbeat and popish for me
I was old enough to grow up on good punk.
Pop or otherwise.
oh, i thought lili left or something
tfw no slutty fox-girl to rest her tits against my head
he uses meme arrows wrong
who r u quoting?
implications aren't quotes
Oh shit son, I just realized in Millencolin's Kemp video there's a little robot that's emblazoned with the words 'I <3 SWAGS' ..
I think we have a date to pinpoint the origin of 'swag' as it's definitely not related as much to the word 'swagger' as it does with the 2000's term swag that meant 'merchandise' ..
so 'band swag', ie merchandise, apparel like t-shirts and hats, evolved to mean specialized merchandise wear a decade+ later.
So modern 'swag' is basically reduced to 'look at me I am wearing these (expensive looking) things'.. interesting
i prefer the "secretly we are gay" origin
kill the thread
hang around to post music anyways, classic chiri
One of my favourite albums recently.
Really nice playthrough if you like to listen to entire albums at a time.
Coastline Paradox is Weed Lmao Man
He was getting to that point anyway where he knew he'd contributed greatly to the collective intelligence of humanity, despite the dissuasion of witnessing new generations of stupid, fat cattle bred to fight each other and buy things-
I would not want to be in his body, I hope he passed peacefully.
Capsaicin is MY bitch.
I have scorpion pepper sauce for lunch. .. literally
I am a chilihead, I love hot peppers. I'm not like a top-tier suicidal one though; I take it in moderation. I like to buy raw serrano peppers and eat them as is.
My favourite sauce is CaJohn's Lethal Ingestion - a combination of red savina, fatalli and bhut jolokia (ghost pepper) and the current bottle I have is Scorpion pepper.
- I prefer real chili over capsaicin extract because of the 'chemical' taste, so whenever possible I get sauces made from the real stuff. There's no substitute for flavour if you're going for heat; you either make shit too hot to eat or make it burn just right.
nigga why did you link them that
can you stop actively killing thread pls
they were commenting on the video i posted
Doom is fun because BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
Bad dog is a cancer
Define killing thread?
Am I contributing to its survival or were you expecting someone else to reply to you specifically, and when they fail to do so, it's me who is 'killing' the thread rather than inherent inactivity?
Educate me in proper thread conduct.
You gotta call whomever you're talking to a faget
I don't believe doing so exerts any authority.
It would be better to remind them that however they have chosen to pilot their flesh-body through life, they have done a mediocre job of it and rather than making the effort of pushing themselves have settled, as a compromise, on menial temporary satisfactions in forms of sugary/fatty foods, mind-altering substances, and production entertainment refined over decades to stimulate emotions linked to your dopamine production.
When you remind them thusly, you are simply asserting your control- All of these negative things are outside of the individual, while the controller is inside their bubble of protection, one who can be trusted. The sympathizer, the buddy, the one who isn't actively manipulating you; except of course, they are.
You're a faget.
or u could stop bein such a faget, faget
[I liek your thoughts
nou faget ill fuk ur dad l0l
if it's feminine
uuu I am sleepy
about to head to bed
was hanging out with my brother : )
how are you ?
I got a flu but I have a prescription for something called lyrica, its usually for my nerve pain but it somehow stops symptoms of various sicknesses.
I've heard of that stuff
I'm not sure how........
why are you prescribed that if I could ask?
does it help much?
I have titanium plates that hold my face together.
I pretty much broke the shit out of my face and because of that my face is full of damaged nerves.
Lyrica stops that pain, so does amyltriptiline.
Lyrica for strong pain, amyl for daily, but I have to use the lyica sparingly, as theyre both also used for mental issues.
Oh also in america lyrica costs around $500
Its $14 here lol
Knights are gay
Vikings are better
Australian nazi greeting?
They actually were pretty shit cunts.
It was rare for a knight to fight in battles and many werent even good at combat.
umm....uh....heil big banana?
Christian culture breed pussies
Vinkings breed killing machines
The vikings left shit tier babies in the wilderness to die of starvation
I reckon I would have been tossed.
They wouldnt realise how superior my genes are to the average person.
Ivar lothbrok wasn't tossed
im sorry but i dont understand ukespeak
He must have been very stronk man
I mean not really
he just kinda killed a lot or people and caused problems
needs moar moonrune
To kill people man must be stronk!
In Japan they literally fuck up written English by replacing L with R.
We walked past a hotel that had a sign pointing to the "robby" and at ther snow resort there were signs that showed you the directions to the "gondora lift". At least they got lift right I guess..
Many food menus had a couple of items that did it. I only remember jarapeno's.
has something to do with the kanji translation or something... but i could be remembering it wrong
That would be because lo is ろ and ro is ろ, and most of them who actually know any English only have a token effort into learning English.
I mean he didn't have legs
Nothing like losing 15-ish cm of hair.
FREAKING DAD ASKS FOR MORE RUNES AND DOESN'T EVEN RESPOND WHEN YOU GIVE THEM.
We had many giggles when we saw stuff like that.
Y'know Osaka has an America town! (It doesnt feel very western though)
So he was SUPER stronk!
What were his accolades?
Wao, when was last time had haircut?
About time you trim your pubes.
I was going to say that too but I felt too mean
i appreciate that you come out of the shadows to talk about JP to baka gaijins
Too fucking long, evidently.
I got it cut down a bunch more than it was at last time I got cut.
Nigga pubes that long would be *impressive*.
Also herpy the fuck are you doing here
how's alexandra been ?
He threw an axe into his brothers chest for telling everyone that his penis didn't work
he also got half or more of the great heathen army to fight for him and started a civil war after destroying most of England
Gonna go bwakafesft.
I aint no abo cunt
I need one too and I got curly hair so it looks shit as fug when it gets too long. Pubehead.
My ex wouldnt let me shave muh pubes. I didnt like that.
Thats fuckin rad.
I wanna meet this guy!
ive never had a desire to go to japan... would rather into europe. would like to visit germany again. its on my bucket list
Because I dont have to beat a dead horse here.
Killed two English kings!!!!!!!!!
It's always your fault.
watcha gettin ?
im p hungy myself uwu
i wanna get a donut !! :o
Without legs....fuck imagine how shit you would feel when this little legless guy beats the shit outta you.
It was Hu!
Someone needs to hurry up and put you down already.
Someone needs to hurry up an put Hu down.
That's an addition though, not a correction.
Squiddy wants to undercut opposition!
Well he had legs but they didn't have bones in them or something
He had this weird chariot thing
No one can stop me though
Worlds first scooty scoot
He probably killed all those people because they couldnt help but giggle
krautchan is down :/
You don't scare me
You want the throne and you dont want any opposition to get in your way!
I WONT LET YOU RULE WITH AN IRON FIST
ILL ORGANISE A REBELLION or something.
A fag rebellion against the overfag?
Count me out.
He got bullied a lot
Thats pretty boss.
"He said mean jokes about my leg stumps, so I axed him in the fucking head"
can i request a translation ?
if so i would wike a twanswation @[email protected]
He tried to have sex with a girl and his penis didn't work
She told all his brothers
he shot up the school
its chiwwy outside !! :o
So he was the worlds biggest compensator?
Cereal and Coffee.
He was a hurt little baby one the inside
what kinda cereal ?
i had some KRAVE n soy miwk earlier
Wow, I can't believe I'd be betrayed like this.
doubt this dick, faggot
*HUGS EVEN WARMER !!!!!!!!!*
I dont think he'd be hurt, he would have so much satisfaction killing those people
We shall rise up and take the throne and do a better job than napoleon did because he was a dickk
Also does anyone know what the fuck these things are? Theyre terrible and are in the vege packet for my noodles.
I shaved. My mo was getting long enough to touch my lips...
Its a work of art.
I don't think it ends well for him
Because viking he might have been satisfied as fug...I mean unless he wasnt killed in battle.
Died: 873 AD, England, United Kingdom
Probably gets hung or something
I don't wanna spoil the show for myself by looking though
He'd get the kids size gallows!
Im a lazy cunt
He probably gets killed in some weird and extremely painful way
i sleepy now~
And a gross one at that.
Death by snu snu
Im comf af
You're worse than squiddy.
Oi I shaved it cunt
O gawd that would be terrible.
Death by dragon butt raep
go sweep !!
The fact that you had it, though...
gonna rip him in half
me go nini now
YOU KNOW IT BAYBEEEEEEEEE
rest nice !
did you start taking hormones ?
Its not like I want to be with anyone because Ive been with enough peeps to know that I feel better on my own, so I am lazy with such things.
Although I always dress nice. But thats my faggo quirk
some kinda saw cock
my job just started !! i have to have money to take hormones u doof :(
since my insurance doesnt cover the one place that allows informed consent reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
the hormones aren't the expensive part, it's the blood tests.
I mean have you seen the ones with spikes on them ?
Pretty much a saw
I was never told your insurance wasn't going to cover it
Your faggo quirk is wearing dresses?
I may fap to furries, but not scalies.
I wore your mothers dress and fugged your dad.
You know what I meant, if you didnt it would be rather concerning!
ur right i didnt specify
well now you have :p
what is your game small one
Hey I never said I did.
No game. only Khlav Kalash
khlav kalash ?
those are Naruto.