I just love thinking about pee

Tbh I've always kind of expected transgirls around me to be understanding if I slip up like that a bit if I knew them as a guy at first

Does this mean I'm the scum of the earth

You're making money?

class was canceled

no not really
i mean
small donations here and there and some subs
(i been streaman like 8-12 hrs a day hehe)
but today i go in for an hour long orientation for a job i got

things are lookan up for ol pEEGirl !!! :3
got a job
having fun and being productive outside of that
((((gettan girl pills soon))))

You get more time to study, then

Though it makes your choice of waking up extra early a waste and a regrettable move

Glad you're feeling good ^^

What kind of job?

Nice, when's your appointment scheduled for now?

theatre job
lame
ya no
MIN WAGE
etc
but it a job

and my appointment isnt scheduled im waiting a little so i know i for SURE have the money
sadly
but
i wanna not mess up and have to reschedule AGAIN

Good morning friends!
I was telling George how kind you all are and how I love checking in with you guys every once and awhile! It's really wholesome and I appreciate you all!!!

yeah i look like a dork now

If you already know your salary is enough then I'm pretty sure it'll work out; a benefit of a job like that is it's not a hard job to keep :3

You can literally come in high and still come off as a good worker

Yeah, I'm super wholesome

I guess you're feeling good today, Saint Sin? ^^

At least class being cancelled means u can nap now

yee I am!!
I got my boy~ got some pizza

how are you doin today?

Pretty good and high

I'm pretty much diurnal right now but that's fine

How'd you get pizza this early? Did you make it? ^^

im just gonna get high and be cool

god if I had the means to make pizza I'd be unstoppable. It was deep dish leftovers from last night!!

and yee that sounds relaxing~

Test

I dunno about pee but I heard feet are pretty good.

no i know ill have enough
its just timing

r ur feet ticklish

If you try to find out, I will break your fingers.

hehehehe
so they are
got it >:3

my whole body is ticklish though 3:
my ex would poke me anywhere to get me defenseless/weak

even like fingers barely touching my makes me laff n giggly but not in a "omg theyre touching me~~ :3" way more of a
AAAAAA STOP TICKLING

pee is just green beans new green bean
she not actually a piss witch

It is considered normal, I just don't do a good job of seeing it that way.
It was a joke 'cause no one here has me on discord.

...

Tickling is just a form of torture.

tickling and torture are a good tag combo for sadpanda

id have to agree

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pee is great

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Hi sini

Hey Goggles

Nighttimes are boring.

goodnight all of u
wuv u all
nini
sleepy
mwah
:3

Adios

nite

I won lottery money today.

Not that much, I'm guessing. Otherwise you wouldn't be posting here.

25 bucks for a $1 ticket.

travelling with bags is gay

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Sama post bald spot

whole dome bald tho, also balls

Post balls

hang on... delivering

I wait anxiously.

...

It's that boy.

delivered...

...

Nice

its me.

Sup, ding dong?

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mmm george your skin is so slick

class was canceled

Want to hang out?

in a bit. i intend to get georgie and da bois and do something

cbarsed 2 adult today... pick something socially irresponsible for me to do

Alright. Just hit me up when you are ready.

Fap

george would rather hang out with the boys than with me qq

you are a boy you fucking fag

It's the thot that counts.

...

I'd hang out with you sinni

ur gonna end up cucking george

Oh my god, Loafie.

This bus smells of pub, smoke, and mcdonalds :/

Important post.

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I didn't know mcdonalds had a smell

sorry george

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it's fine ive already lost so much :'(

nice

Its that mcdonalds cheeseburger kind of smell

having a nap... later

What do?

I'd say "good afternoon asakura"

And you'll get raped

please do not rape me

Why not?

Quickly close and seal the door

Sup

Snow and plenty of wind, could almost swim back home

...

I changed my mind actually you can rape me if you like just be merciful

nice to have you back desu

The road I had to take to get back home, wasn't present anymore. Had to waddle through piles of snow

I wasn't here only 2 days

No,no, i understand what you say, i don't understand why you saing this SO quick

I just need something to help me get off and you happened to be in the area

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but your flag suggests that we are separated by an entire continent

I just want affection don't bully

If you wanna be raped, you can wear girl outfit and walk into muslim district

your logic hurts my feelings ;__;

Or just fly into Sweden

Posting in a pee thread.

I only want to be raped by my internet friends

;__;

....
Rape you

;__;

I'm cum when i see my code, deeeaaaaamnnn

...

owo

one day my friend

I'm cumming, yeah

ah~
Though once upon a time, you were indeed cum

no no... I should really stop thinking that way

...

...

...

im cumming!

it's ok I'll respect you whoever you are

I'm just a normal person...

...

...

kek

I'll respect you for that if that's the case

It's true
She's a filthy normie

...

I am though

Yay you really are nice...

>_

Fuck it, i must get back to work

Goodbye

...

:

Hupo best Hu

thanks you're nice too

I really like nice people. They're my favorite.

It's always nice to see you make new friends.

nice people are nice

.//.

To be fair there's only two
And the other one is pretty shit

Your ID says "bc" hmmm~

i want to nicer than i am now but its hard because of where and how I was raised

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I'm actually Bloodchan

I barely know you.

lucky~

The plot thickens.

that's understandable and probably fairly common as well
I was raised quite well desu so I guess it's just natural to me

can we shit on france again today

sounds good

France is the gutter of Europe. Even Greece is better.

I learned how to say economy in Greek.
τραγωδία.

that's what I'm talkin about

daily reminder wales is not that bad

...

then why is wales, the country with the highest % of white people, the highest?

well, fuck

traps are gay

I'm half welsh btw :')

you're gay

...

Man, traps

...this explains so fucking much tbh

SHEEPS DON’T COUNT AS WHITE PEOPLE YOU DAFT LAMB FUCKING CUNT

what are you trying to say user
it's not something good is it

Man, the Welsh are freaky.

yeah but they don't count as black people either
and the plural of sheep is sheep, not sheeps
uneducated americans am I right my fellow britons

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abolish public education
no more school shootings

me for president 2020

God damn it. Are they rebooting Sister Act?

God damn it, are they rebooting Columbine?

Adlast i'm calm now. Need to drink

wow

Have you heard about git?

You need a VariabilityFormVisitorFactory

They already tried that.

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Thank goodness, I love it when they update old classics

Yes, i use it, but code become shity almost from start

I'm gonna read about it tomorrow, tnx

You need some OOP!

github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpriseEdition/blob/master/src/main/java/com/seriouscompany/business/java/fizzbuzz/packagenamingpackage/impl/stringreturners/FizzStringReturner.java

they reboot columbine every year

Sometimes several times a month.

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post AMVs

Is Holla Forums a gun-free zone? Asking for a friend.

This place is a safe space for GUNs

Piss on you.... 8=====D~~~~():

I need to eat some tasty thing

Morning

This nigger says morning and I'm an hour from leaving work

Get a job you dirty fucking hippie

we have to arm the mods

nyah

we have to mod the arms

Not in the mood for your shit assswipe I work live ever fucking other piece of trash here

We arms to mod the have

Oh shit,

Can't tell if playing or if I actually poked bards buttons

Fuck off dude you ruined my entire fucking day

I was just poking fun dude. My bad.

goodo morningo bardo

youtu.be/KlLMlJ2tDkg?t=37

h-hey now..

I thought bard had a job

Also I made a hot chocolate with cocoa powder. I added a couple drops of vanilla extract and topped it with marshmallows and whipped cream.

Are you jealous.

I WAS FUCKING JOKING OMG

Cola and fried potato, enough

Now I feel bad. I like Bard.

"It's just a prank bro!"

Hate me instead, I'm a neet living with my parents.
I basically do nothing but play games all day.

I dont hate anybody for their life decisions! I was a homeless fucking dropout, who the fuck am I to judge anyone?

I do not really care either way, I fill the hating me quota just fine all by myself.

Do you want me to be?

How can you not be

...

Bard I'm sorry.

-passes through the room, carrying the laundry basket. Keeps a close eye on the ceiling fan...doesn't trust it.-

I'm too busy being mad at myself or asking a stupid question during a conference call today and now trying to explain to some people via email that I realize it was a dumb question.

I feel like the biggest moron in the world.

Pls give cocoa.

You're better off asking a dumb question than keeping your mouth shut and not asking the right question. Err on that side. Also, if asking a dumb question during a conference call is the thing that you're worried about regarding how you do your job, you're probably doing your job pretty well.

*gibs*

...

Yeah, I just feel silly because it was one of those moments in which you ask a question and realize what the answer is before you even finish. And now all these people are emailing to check on me.

*hug*

Lewd.

I fell over my words saying goodbye to a cute cashier earlier today. She was like "Oh, do you have one of our loyalty cards? No? You should, because I've seen you here a few times." So if you're going to crawl into a hole and die of embarrassment please let me come in with you.

-brings you clean socks, still warm from the drier-

is deep throating a marketable skill

The world's oldest

Sabs makes a living off of it.

are you good at it?

He's OK.

He should practice on Hu more.

yeah

How many times did he throw up?

Shouldn't he practice on something bigger?

Once, but it was only a little and it was kinda hot.

...

🍆

no u coop

good sonata!

Wowee

egg plant

W O W E E

^-^

You're not allowed to post her...

My family was very kind to me growing up, but the niggers outside were not. Niggers only understand the fist and boot.

ahaha

My sister is sending me some Tied Pods

...

Huh?

If it makes you feel better, I bet she either...

A) Forgot about it as you left 'cause she sees lots of people and just can't wait to leave...

or

B) Thought you were adorable.

Probably both, come to think about it.

what the fuck did Xe mean by this

0.o -wonders why you would have to have them sent?-

You're making my temper go up

He, SHe, They

She's only sending me like 3 so see if I want to start using them for myself

the girl next to me was asking me how to solve all the problems on the review questions

there were four, 2 part questions on the review paper.

like, bitch if you can't do 8 problems before a test to prepare, you're probably fucked

Do you pronounce it like Kse or more as a latin X like Che/Ge

makes me grateful for the fact there were no niggers to bully me tbh (to be honest)

what

Wow that's fucking racist Loafie

...

...

to quote my hero owen wilson

wow

we

mfw I feel sort of comfortable taking my shirt off now

...

0.o -wonders why you just don't buy a bag?-

I kind of want to ask her out for a drink or something. I was hoping she'd be there when I went. Pretty cute and ditzy. But I can't tell if she's friendly to me or friendly in general. And I'd feel creepy confusing the two.

Also the shop she works in has cheap Moleskines and if I become her gf maybe I can get a discount on top of that.

progress

I'm not racist
I'm just basing it off the information I've been given by other people

if she becomes my gf*

freudian slip

the weight loss has slowed down drastically though, guess you can only lose so much weight by starving yourself?

I'm just gonna add exercise back now and that will probably help

God I keep fucking sneezing and my nose leaks more than my bathroom faucet

Someone pls send help

or medicine

Is it true you're a twink?

How ya doin' today? :D

Maybe she's secretly domme and you COULD become her gf. :3

But seriously, I think you should give it a shot. Chances are she's friendly in general 'cause retail, but that doesn't mean she doesn't genuinely like a lot of people who come in or think they're cute.

eat something spicy bruh

it depends how loosely you define it, but I suppose twink fits me well

Maybe. I hate how money complicates shit. I shouldn't have to worry if someone likes me or if they're acting like they like me because it's their job.

I've a ticket to Shape of Water on Wednesday so I'll just get another one and see if she's in and see how I feel about it.

I was going to make some soup and just add some peppers to it

I wonder if smoking wax helps?
Doesn't smoking make your immune system even more shit?

Hot

Post pics

why is scoots the only British poster that's not a twink

no thank you

bored

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why is yan the only american poster that's not a faget

Nice fucking meme

He's like Fish sized by now

LET ME LOVE YOU SUBTLE 2.0

He used to be pretty twink

wasn't he originally like Irish or some shit too?

...

I think I made a typo

Im too butch and testosterone filled to be a twinklet

Make an anonymous complaint to get her fired, then ask her out. ;D

That's no good! How do we remedy this?

-wonders where Ika went and looks around for her before bed-

bitch

I was kind of a bully growing up...
Still kinda am. I only bullied the bullies because I wanted to fight people out of boredom. So I would make fun of their clothes, throw food at them, spit balls, etc until they finally got up and threw the first punch. We mostly met outside in the yard after school.
Because of that I was friends with a lot nerds haha

Minatsuki is made for beating and breeding

W-we? .///.

Just to test them out. I don't wanna waste $20, you know

smoking things is bad

im prolly going to eat and watch youtubes and sulk

Barely beat me fam

Dw it's a vape :^)

Vapor is totally fine lmao

Are you a twink?

5' 9"

hey you're a twink too

I'll probably not end up doing anything honestly. You know me.

How about you get a job lmao

Idk. I'm maybe a little heavy to be a twink.

-uses the fragrance free ones. Is just like regular detergent, except you don't have to measure it out. Yawns and leans against you. Has been awake since midnight and is getting tired-

Any chance of skipping the sulk? :D

I do know you. And that's why I think you should do something.

It's 4:20 aYYY

But seriously why don't you go to bed at 9PM like normal people?

Not by much really

-likes being awake at night. Is peaceful and has moon most of the time. Has been awake during the day most of the winter to take care of family after surgery, though. Has been a long winter-

you can love me, but you don't need pictures for that

bullying isn't ok ;_;

Sabrina is the best trap tho

ngl

Man it was fucking freezing in my dad's apartment all fucking winter.
Is everything okay now with you?

I only did it because I was bored...

Please. I'm not even passable.

...

if only I was there to alleviate your boredom, then those people wouldn't have gotten hurt..

shush.

Thanks. Wonder if she'd let me draw her. That'd be a nice way to do it.

-looks nervous. His old kitty has hyperthyroidism and isn't doing very well-

SONATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

how can you make me happy?

other people can't make you happy

you have to learn to be happy on your own

then you can be happy with other people

and it will be great

They were all so boring anyway.

Get a gun, go to the woods, kill kitty...

I have to go, bye

-squeeeeeeeeaks-

-would never kill kitty.- ;_;

-waves sadly as you leave and waits until next time he gets to see you-

Your creativity and artistic skills are definitely big plusses you have going for you. ^o^

"Get confident, stupid!" - Troy McClure

What Neziwi said. I can't make you happy, but I can recommend a video that always cheers me up!

that and my cute ass. I'll wear gym shorts.

others make me happy

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It's cold there, right? Consider the possibility of shrinkage before making any fashion choices.

What else makes you happy? :3

Death race it's quite cool film

I shall pad myself with socks to keep warm.

I tell you what makes me happy?

cute boys in cute skirts

drank a monster and now I'm all jittery

eating food makes me happy

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being happy makes me happy

....wait....

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Not a bad idea, but could be considered false advertising if you're not careful.

Same.

Me too! ^o^
And running off the calories is fun as well.

goodnight fellas

by by

Sweet dreams. :3

The bigger concern with tight clothing is, like. Buners.

Which is also the big advantage of tight clothing down there, but only in private. If you wear that out you better have some good self-control.

running from your problems?

Did anyone read Mein Kampf?
Was wondering if anyone could reccomend it

I've taken a shit so big I had to reach down and cut it in half to get it to flush.

Naaaaaaazzzziiii

wut

Running from poochy belly!

nvm

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you have a wife now?
i'm jealous.

Genuine cocoa mocha with vanilla and whipped cream and marshmallows, and marshmallows in the whipped cream.

Goof. :3

Same-sex marriage is illegal in Texas.

I do nazi the point in reading that book

nope

Oh, wait. You're right.
Still, I can't see myself ever getting married. It'd be too weird!

Loafie and Sonata left... I'm sad now

rember happy day

The obvious solution to the problem is a skirt or dress. You can still be nice and snug underneath and lift it up if necessary without showing your guy off to everyone.

If you wear a dress when you ask her out and she says yes, you better marry that girl.

If that happens you can help me pick the wedding gown.

youtu.be/0OkX_r032PM

What is better, suicide, or murder humans who around you?

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why not? it's called dedication?

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Murder

everybody dance with me

Deal!

I don't know. Just seems weird to sign a love contract.

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Good picture for my post

Better choose other option

Sorry for being unattentive. Had a friendo over.
HOW is it going? AND

same

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I'd be invited to your love signing if you did do it, right?

Cos I want a chance to wear a nice tuxedo.

youtu.be/3j8YKuhDCgA

look at it from more perspectives

Actually I think my uncle is being married in October

Chansu!

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I am actually so incredibly bored

Same, i lost 30 hours of time, and now don't know what to do before sleep

idk what to do...

so now I know how to deploy websites, update them, manage versions, and the best practices involved with managing data and creating APIs. that's pretty much all there is. asides from styling.

either I learn more so I can do more complex things, or I start a new project. if the latter, what should make?

new

new