Ban is a giant queer on VRchat

Ban is a giant queer on VRchat.

Someone save him from the nothing he's become.

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Isn't that what anyone over 18 becomes because the vast majority of people in that game are underage?

VRchat really is just a pedo dating sim.

I'm a vrLoli

Well I play in private worlds mostly

Pretty much everyone I plays with streams so we can't really go into public ones

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That was fun for a bit but jesus it gave me a head-ache.

Everyones telling me to stop but i'm not stopping

What the fuck is this?

It's not too late to change your gay ways.

VRchat?

But what is even going on other than another 30 year old dude with a loli avatar?

That's... that's about it, really.

No going back.

You are missing absolutely nothing

live footage of ban in vrchat

I thought there was supposed to be some joke or something I was missing instead of just every VRchat interaction ever in a nutshell.

You can go back to not chasing feminine penis.

I'm aware.

I'm not a loli though

I used Edward Elric almost all the time

Why would I ever do something like that ?

Dont ruin the immersion for me

Not everything you do has to be about out-gaying Spectre.

I think I already ruined it though.

Listen

hes gonna have to learn at some point that he doesn't stand a chance vs me

He needs to stop trying to out gay me

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At this rate, you're going to outgay even Hu and Pepper.

I kinda like Jonathan Young's stuff

who tf is pepper and why are they not worshipping me rn

Alexis.

Peppers not gay because shes a real girl

Also Hu isn't even gay

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lol
Darwin

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If being gay was an Olympic sport, Denmark would sweep the medals.

Now if only the actual play was like this.

Enter code keem for 10 % off

I think usa would still win

o.o -squeaks-

A cursory search shows that highest number of gays per capita goes to Israel.

Another reason to gas 'em.

I've met some faggy jew boisluts online

How is that even true ?

I dunno.
Like three different statistician sites all listed Israel in first place at like 8%.
I don't really care to see how accurate it is, though.

-scurries into the kitchen and pushes the stool up to the counter. CLimbing up, he hurries across the counter top towards the cookie jar-

thinking about buying cancerwatch but on the line of if it;s' worth 30 buckaroonies or not

its probably because they try and keep people from being gay or something

Kikes need to be sent to the gas chamber.

Going to bed

night night ban

>>>/gaschamber/

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That was in Creep Show

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hmph w-what do you want you mean bullly

all you ever do is talk about burying me in the sand at a remote beach

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Why I'd never!

-lifts the lid of the jar and takes out a cookie. Smiling proudly at himself, he sets the cookie down on the counter and carries off the rest of the jar- :3

o-oh I see
s what are you up to then buddy

Shiiiiiiiit

Watchin some shows, staying up instead of getting to sleep.
You?

Traffic can smd

Aiiiint nothin like the real thing baby'

singing when i should be sleeping

uu gettin pretty sleepy myself
justs watching randm bs on youtube

Been thinking of buying a new geimu recently cause fortnite is getting bringu

The hell is going on in that gif?

What game? I want nu-games.

a hug

I'm not so sure yet
cancerwatch is on sale for like 30 bux desu
been thinking about it

I thought it was some cunt spergin

It's that too

I c, i c.

No! Don't do it Bard, it's horrible!

hhaha y-yeah that's what I thought........

No really though, it's a bad game.

I was thinking about getting thenew ufc game but also thinking its not gonna be too different from the previous one

True that, how you been anyways fella

Bard... all of these choices are lame, and I just remembered all you have to play it on is a shitty console.

Been okay. Always moving forwards. You?

I just wanna have some fun is that too much to ask...........

Yeah, actually.
I learned about Kingdom Come: Deliverance today. It looks really good.

I move like a sinewave, but awlright i guess, just working and shit. Same old.

I saw kevin pllay hat on the youtubes and my buddy irl was talking about it

Looks like a mix between like fable and elder scrolls desu

it looks kinda good

what ahve you heard about ut?

That it exists, and you can swing on some niggas with swords and fuck bitches.

currently giving genuine considreeration

But it's like sixty bucks on Steam, and I still wanna get FarCry 5, and Dusk, and other shit.
Rip.

:no_mouth: in highschool, :school_satchel: they bullied me :cry: cuz i had no gf :girl:
but :fist: now, :smirk: : i :clap: am :clap: the :clap: gf :triumph: :triumph: :fist: :100: :100:

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plot twist, it's not balls it's poop

Its a fools game, nothig but a fools game, standing in the cold raaain

wtf thats me already though

That reminds me of another really great set that started out pretty good and then the last 5 pics in it were scat.
Ruined forever.

wtf, Bard no

yamero
dont look

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pssht you got me
lold irl

hello
noooo

also I have to tell my boss that I'm switching departments because she's been a raging thundercunt recently

ty spec gonna get the miedeval peasant geimue when my bank opens

Goodmornin'.

lol nice, enjoy

-yawns and curls up with his stollen cookie jar beside the chair. -

*dips you in ketchup*

*licks lips*

That is disturbing and degenerate.

10/10 IGN

._. -is not a french fry or a corm dog-

When is he never a giant queer?

Heyo~
(●♡∀♡)

Save me from this mortal coil friends

♡✧( ु•⌄• )

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♡✧( ु•⌄• )
Just wanted to make you feel better

Hey guys, it's yur boi... skinny penis. Pig needs someone to buy her CS:GO for her. She'd be super grateful. Ty

tru

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hi hi
o(〃＾▽＾〃)o

hello

How are you Squiddy??

Squids and help

Thankyew~
I feel a little bit better already!!

And sini send help

can't
too busy dying

Yeah but I'm dying too

I'm alright
Getting rekt in vido games
what you up to?

help how

They forced me to watch black panther.

is that really so bad

BOM BOM BOM

I want you in my room

*enters your room*

h-hi

hi nerd

You too!

Good morning

bitch I ain't a nerd

hemst
who u

Best joke I've heard all day

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really not looking forward into going into work today. probably gonna just watch anime and shitpost on discord.

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No one important. I just decided to pop in yesterday, I suppose you could call me new though some people who post here know me.

Where'd you find this photo of me

Don't lie, this photo is my

Soto, what breed of spic are you, I forget?

Was it Guatemalan?

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the snot has built up a pressure in my face, my eyeball all the way to my ear aches.

why does god mock me so?
when is the sweet release of death going to come and take me from this hellscape

There's LITERALLY no proof I'm a nerd

oh
hi then

Drink some warm tea~

You play videogames, so hah, nerd!

tea is nasty tho ;9

Can't say I'm too much of a fan either, but it can help.
Soup then?

maybe.
might rip my face off

Nah, don't do that. Don't think your boyfriend would be too happy with it

Everyday when I get off work I come home to thread just to see Hu's stupid fucking face

Heh. Fair enough

Hello

No you don't, you've never even seen my face, faggot

You also got a question over here, noob

I'm back and alive.

Damn, I didn't even see this
It's like you know my work schedule or something, kinda creepy lol

Yeah, I'm a Watermelon

The way you talk back to me is so satisfying

damn

what games though

good job
u did it

Yeah, I bet you love being called a faggot, you mega slut

Dusk quite a bit lately. Also Amid Evil from what I've noticed

I only love being called a faggot by cute Danish boys tbh

Mostly by Lewds tho

How did you know he is cute?

Because he's a Danish.

Pic related.

He isn't a fat neckbeard so I guess he's fuckable

Dusk is gud
I spent a few hours today getting absolutely destroyed by someone massively better than me in duels, and I'm not *that* bad as is.

I've only got like 2 hours of AE logged though, it's not got much content yet; it hasn't even gone into early access, just got a preview build. Spent a lot more on other things lately.

Shit that's a cute danish.
Especially since even if it looks like someone came on it.

Oi..

Am i'm lewd, or it real looks like... ?

Eww

He doesn't

How many dicks did you suck to get that one?

What's ur height\weight?

180cm, 50kg

Holy shit eat something you lanky fucking auchwitz looking ass nigga

Stick

Just hung out in a community I'd have to do so in to find duskworld games anyway, and snagged a keydrop

Fucked metabolism. In 20 years time, I'll be a fat fuck

Pretty much. Will be for some time still too

Ah.. Smart

How old is you?

Why are we interrogating Hupo?

Plus I enjoy said community and New Blood's games.

Why not
Bout time he gave it all away

25. Soon to be 26.
This stuff is just something that runs in the family. Brother has the same problem, mother too and granddad as well. The latter two started gaining weight around their early 40's.
I'll be a stick until then. It's nice munching on all the cake you want and eating as much bacon you'd like without fear of gaining a pound

He looks like jew in Auschwitz, in that case we must be nazi and interrogating him.

Such ancient person :^)

I see why you'd hang around the community then

Yeah, I'm old, I know

Why can we get Murder banned with a strawpoll but not Tsuchi?

Then who was Hutzpa?

Some edgey 18-year-old irradiated middle eastern faggot from a russian shithole.

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Can i call u "Пидорашка"?

Is this Lloyd?

Honestly don't even talk to him.
He has absolutely nothing interesting or intelligent to offer you.

afternoon lads

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hiii squoddy

"Banderovec" or "rusofob" is better

Zip file

Shadow the Hedgehog was a fun game honestly.

I only know like, 4 slurs for Ukrainians.

hi fag
im probably about to fall asleep

why are you so triggered by hu2

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what about zip files

i was wondering why you were still up
have good sleeps :3

FRIENDSHIP WITH KYLE ENDED
NOW BARD IS MY BEST FRIEND

Squiddy you're smarter than posting something retarded like that.

Sonic 06 was better.

breh

YOU'RE IN TIME OUT MISTER
GO TO UR DOG HOUSE
NO BARK FOR TWO WEEKS

dude

"Ukrop" it not a slur, lul

Suup

B-bark...

I don't know then.

me everytime I get bullied by squiddy/spectre/hugepony

Oh
Now you're in trouble

the sonic the hedgehog franchise has been an average platformer at best and at worst arguably some of the worst titles to come out of a big-name company of all time

hello my favourite ukranian how are you

You're like a sibling to me :^)

I'll fight you.

OH KYLE YOUR PAWS ARE SO BIG AND SOFT

mhehehehheeh

Yans assfire burn my eyelashes, nothing unusual

Seimu

what is assfire, it doesn't sound like something too pleasant to be in contact with

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Literally fire from ass

I don't speak weeb

personally I think that even if we don't all necessarily get along it's good to cherish the people we have here because there aren't many frequent posters and so it's important to keep the ones we've got

same

Shut up Loafie

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do you not think he should seek medical attention if literal fire is coming out of his ass, just standing idly by isn't going to help

please don't say such rude things

Literally everyone but me sucks.

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That how i see his post

*bullies*

Oh God it's already starting again

that's not something I personally agree with but given his uncooperative nature I can understand

yan I've spoken to you with nothing but courtesy and respect I do not know why you feel it's right for you not to give it back to me

OOoooor, we can cook dinner on this fire

literally writes in the shambled english I was just fucking around with in the image, topkek

I for one like our new east ukrainian guests

not a nice thing to do >:(
think about how you'd feel if someone were cooking food off your ass

You like everyone.

theres almost nothing that coudl be farther from the truth I'm actually although it may not seem like it
i'm very bitter and cynical

I have fun of it

I would be glad for they choose my ass to cook food

You're hardly Tsuchi.

Bard-dono doesn't like me.

well come on jus cause you dont like everyone doesn mean you hate everyone

Bard is for bullying

Bard we love each other rite

I don't know that Bard-大将 likes me either.

I'm relativeley ambivalent comperable to similiar posters

Oh yea You just keep acting
big and
tough
just you wait though
one of these days I'm gonna be big too..

You'll have to elaborate.

o-oh my

Adding heat a little

I don't like this
why can't you people get along

Shut up Loafie

Sod off, Loafie.

I was trying to find a sims relationship thing but I couldnt find any in game caps that werent dogshit quality so based on this I'd say my personal relationship would be around neutral which although ambivalent I feel is fair and honestly for how much I hold things against ppl i beleive pretty decent

Ignore the bullies
You are precious

must I reiterate myself to you rude people with your rude ways

I did not start this war

Loafie, you twat.

Ah. I get ya.

kyle go night night.

thanks bard I like you too

I don't see the problem here
what have I done that is wrong

What are you reiterating?

I haven't actually read your posts I was just telling you off 'cos Yan was.

Naan.

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that's understandable
I was reiterating the fact that since there aren't a great deal of us on Holla Forums we should learn to accept each other even if we don't necessarily get along
yan told me to shut up for saying this but he hasn't explained why and I'd like him to if he'd be so kind

I wish yan liked me enough to allow me to orbit him like you

I don't like Rin tho
I tolerate them.

Lol.

I'd say your choice to tell me off just because yan did would constitute orbiting

I mean, if you take the one action for my sole defining trait sure.

But that'd be retarded and it'd make me not regret telling you to sod off.

Shut up Loafie

Sod off, Loafie.

yan is this another one of your schemes just like a couple weeks ago was to refuse to give me a direct (You)

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Awoo

Thin wolf

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best wolf :3

Good girl.
How're you doing?

Дрыщ :3

She's a good girl.
Am okay, just relaxing.
How's you?

Jeg kan ikke læse dette :3

I don't consort with Rin.
But I appreciate the sentiment we share.

Для цього є гугл-перекладач )

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yan why are you delibrately ignoring me

Google translator )

yeah no, lol

Yandex translator :^)

That's good, I'm doing fine just replaying P5 on my day off

Is that a thing?

What's P5?

Persona 5

Na, just laughing, don't pay attention

Ah, I've heard the title before.
Glad you're having fun~

*pays attention anyway*

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Wanna fight nigga?

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How very brave of you

I feel like a Superman

i just found out super common Lilies that are grown around my neighborhood all the time are super toxic and will kill you if you eat them, I hope parents are telling kids this shit

I bet you do. Not everybody got the balls to face off a fag

(just realized my parents never told me this shit)

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Someone save me from the nothing i'm becoming.

CRAAAAAAAWLLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIN

It's all up to you
You live or you burn
You win and you lose

I TRIED SO HARD
AND GOT SO FAARRR
BUT IN THE END
IT DIDN'T EVEN MATTER

shut up

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