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You are literally ruining the only place he has, George.
What if it's drawn bestiality?
do you think temp banning squash gives him a boner
i dont think i care if it's drawn
iunno depends how graphic
bard wont use this thread tho
Most of it's pretty tame.
I don't know what you mean by graphic.
Shame squash can't quit threads as well as the discords.
I'll post Eromanga sensei, that's basically soft core loli porn, right?
i dont think he can see me link the new thread
I very lazily tried.
proud of u
no just mine
I'm gonna get outta jammies now.
Maybe get a breakfast something or other too.
Is it not just this one?
rin is a pedophile
I'm not a pedo, I could only sit through, like, half of Eromanga Sensei.
Is this not the only active/new thread?
I dont know
THIS IS THE ONLY THREAD
I'm just confused why you made the claim that there's multiple threads, I guess...
Here you go, Scoots, have your (You)
Eromanga sensei best hentai.
With that attitude I will lynch you, pedoscum.
Was that not enough?
Here you go, you hungry slu- ehm.
I thought i accomplished something with my conversation but they were just mocking me as soon as this thread started
Thread was made pre conversation.
i feel anger
No. Not what I meant. I am going to meme you to fucking death now/
so even though you were bullying me to my face you had o do it in another thread behind my back at the same time too
it wasnt really behind your back you just filtered me so you couldnt see there was a new thread
i bet you're laughing your fucking sides in orbit in voice chat
there's no voice chat. youre paranoid
And then I realized I was being an ass and had an actual talk with you.
Oh, I see.
Sorry for misunderstanding.
Shh, it's okay, Scoots.
You're safe here, you can just enjoy your (You)s.
1v1 rust noscope only fite me
It wouldnt surprise me with those two
I wanted the opposite, you fucking dolt.
Brexit was a thing.
can you believe we voted for trump haha
If only Squash was ever a thing.
I'm post fashionable.
Did Trump do something dumber than threaten to nuke NKorea yet?
There is a cooling, and there’s a heating. I mean, look, it used to not be climate change, it used to be global warming. That wasn’t working too well because it was getting too cold all over the place
CLIMATE CHANGE IS A HOAX TO PROMOTE CHINESE SOLAR PANELS WAKE UP SHEEPLE
ikt why does nothing i make ever just werk?
IKT IS A VIETNAMESE HOAX
What if we just everyone nukes everyone, and we counteract global warming with nuclear winter?
Did you compile it
fucking look at this shit
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I appreciate bard
i just want my shit to fucking work, but literally every bit of advice i got from AGDG has caused me endless pain and suffering
I didn't get a wink of sleep last night someone kill me as soon as possible
the shitty platformer ive slapped together, theres a bunch of shit in it that just doesnt play nicely with the inbuilt physics. and now ive got a fucked tilemap
Write you're own engine!
i just want to write a basic platformer without it being broken af
i heard good things about CryEngine.
im using godot because it doesnt fucking nag me
The hour of mourning is night.
Lay down your arms, and repent your sins, for the coming storm shant repent them for you.
Worry not for Liliana.
Worry instead for the purity lost on her incorrigible soul.
so when do we eat the cookies
Worry instead for the purity lost on her incorrigible soul.
whats incorrigible mean
Shame I am not Christian enough to pray for your corrupt soul.
The cookies are consumed upon the exodus of the non-believers.
(of a person or their tendancies) unable to be corrected, improved, or reformed.
i think you are
i wanna eat the conkies :3
i dont think im incorrigible i think
i think i could still make it
Redemption is lost on those who ignore its call.
im not ignoring its call !!
You want me on my knees to give you solace?
Or a blowjob.
green bean did you figure out why you dislike me
I'm home from work friends!!
i havent thought about it so no
How does one tie their own side tail?
oh, Kermit showed up because someone mentioned him. does he get a notification or something?
I have a hair tie with a ribbon on it and I wanted to try side tying it because why not.
But thats gay
It looks dumb.
Probably because I'm an adult with a side-tail.
bunch hair together on the side.
Tie it :?
So I broke through another firmament and now I can channel infinity.
side tails are cool
It's probably just weird because I'm being to conscious about how I handle it.
Not really, tbh.
I want to point out that Usagi's hair in twin buns/tails is as long as it is down.
i think we've discussed this before tbh
I, too, hate moogs
I'll get used to it for a while but I feel like there's something beyond that.
Things that look good in anime don't necessarily look good in real life.
Maybe with a bunch of makeup to make myself look younger I could pull it off, but generally adults should avoid child hairstyles like that.
Chicken Tendies though.
Chicken Tendies are for everyone.
How does it make you feel?
Can you make me some?
most things that look good in anime dont look good in real life
you gotta go for it with make up and report back
i could go for tendies
or actually food in general tbh
im really hungry i didnt eat dinner idk
I-I'm not a mommy gf to make you chicken tendies !!! !!! !!!
I kinda want to use a more unique avatar and at some point I grew attached to an idea I could put together with clothes I own right now.
I might make some tendies before DnD but outlook not so likely.
Maybe I'll stop by Wendy's and get some nuggies.
I must be a witch
I disconnected my external and I'm too lazy to hook it back up so no frog posts folks
tfw no mommy gf to make you tendies
Make them yourself, nerd.
And I'm probably not even making myself tendies.
It makes me feel like I am the universe instead of a separate part of it. It's as if I'm in my own timeline.
now i'm curious
i fully support this venture
godspeed alexandra o7
i think i might go to mcdonald's and get nuggies
idk for sure. i might just flip a coin bc theyre both super good
sad day truly
HI ! :wave: good morning !!!
The best timeline?
I sent you a message on steam btw
The timeline where I'm immune to vampire aids.
i guess it's evening for you
are you heading to bed soon ?
Megumi's panties are 100% cotton.
And I'm small enough that I could wear them.
Ew, why would you get comparatively less good nuggies or tendies.
Do you know a werewolf that I could get to bite me?
If it's important, the ribbon on the front is made of nylon.
wait where are you getting this info about megumin's undies
also mcdonald's is here in town 2 minutes down the road
i'd have to drive 15 minutes for wendy's and then also wait in line
theyre not bad
have you tried their tendies ? theyre actually really tasty
atleast over here
could be different in cold canada :^)
psa: panty ribbons are extremely important
brushing teeth now
what kinda toothpaste do you use ?
The orange haired girl in Eromanga that gets raped at every left turn.
It says it on the tag, see? 生地 綿１００％
In cold canada fries are horrible if you don't eat them in store because htey never taste good when you reheat them. :c
lili, what kind of question is that..
i thought you mistypeD
and oh i see
time to get a pair of megumi panties i guess
also do people reheat fries ? like. anywhere ?
bc usually when you reheat them they turn into soggy mush and all flavor is gone...
i just. i wanna know what kinda toothpaste you use...
some people use whatever peppermint
some people use whitening
some people use toothpaste for sensitive teeth
i'm just a curious party asking..
I never remember her family name, 神野 apparently.
It's not like just eating them cold is any better, tbdesu.
i feel dirty every time i say panties
undies is much more comfortable to say
i wanna get the cool blueish green jacket the MC of that show wears
its a nice design
and a good color
no not at all
if youre not eatin fresh fries
dont even eat fries
theyre gonna be not great
who has nice panties ?
panties are pretty good, i guess
I don't think it'd look as good on anyone else at all ever, tbh.
Tbf, it's like that with most unhealthy foods tho.
tfw you bought 2 battenburgs but it turns out they're too sweet for you
youre probably right but like
i wanna KNOW for myself
i wanna put it on and be like
oh okay i know for sure this doesnt look good
or maybe it does look really good for some reason
yeah youre right
i like pizza reheated though thats good
i do nO T like cold pizza i dont get it
2 whats it dos
The fact that XXS comes after XXXL on that bothers me.
If the colours were a bit more accurate I'd probably be more tempted, but as is I'd probably want it custom ordered anyway and I'm not paying that much for a jacket I'd only wear when dressing as my avatar anyway.
I don't understand what you mean
I tried to say it aloud to myself to try and grasp an understanding of this phrase and I feel like there's a joke about wotsits or something
thats aliexpress for you
i wonder if i could pick one anime character's clothing item for free off of aliexpress what i'd pick
maybe alstolfo's purple jacket bc that just looks good anyways
i'm trying to think of other significant anime girl clothing items from shows i've watched or cool anime games
i should get black panties like megumin
i've always wanted to get a slice out leaf village headband as a meme
WHAT ARE BATTENBURGS
How could you deceive us like this
It's a type of cake, pic related
You could've easily looked it up yourself instead of using me as your personal search engine >:(
tfw no battenburgs
you can have mine senpai, just don't contract diabetes from the mountain of sugar on it
no thanks, battenburgs are 2good tbh, i dont want to buy them in because i know ill eat a whole fucking pack of them
AliExpress' non-cosplay wares are infinitely better anyway.
If I could get one cosplay ware at all for free off of anystore, it'd probably be either the D.Va body suit I found once, or the gun that goes with it.
They're like, 120$/80$ respectively and ho-boy.
But, from what I can tell, the quality is really high up there.
The headset not so much but, y'know, beggers can't be choosers.
This jacket looks more accurate btw.
The colour is a bit more green - like hers is - and the dark parts are a bit lighter.
Assuming they used a good camera anyway.
does that come with the cosplayer thanks
i should get more clothes from aliexpress
i have zero
but i know people who have like half of their wardrobe be aliexpress
d.va's gun would be a cool accessory
and yeah that jacket looks a lot closer i just did a quick search and clicked the first thing i saw :p
also !! MCDONALD'S DOESNT SERVE LUNCH TILL 11 BC ITS THE WEEKEND AAAAAAAAAAA
now i dont wanna go back for tendies grrrr
liliana cosplay tumblr when?
D.va's pistol is so good, so many clutch moments with that thing
when i have money that i can spend freely and also want to spend on cosplay
you're welcome senpai
I'll just stomach the one I've started and try not to be sick to keep me busy as I watch jewtube
senpai ? am i a higher rank than u ? i do not think so.
d.Va lily when?
Well it doesn't come with both the jammies and the hoodie, and I don't see the cosplayer option, so...
In the forseeable future I think over half my wardrobe will be asian indie brands.
Which is risky but also kinda fun. I still have no idea how to wash this Haori.
D.Va's gun would be the perfect accessory to a D.Va cosplay, but even fair use on its own.
The Body Suit is basically required but idk that I could spin that to look good with other stuff.
Maybe as a kind of worn normally under another outfit that's a bunch of similar colours.
Joke's on you, it's 11 in 7 minutes. :^)
And I have to go soon, esp if I wanna grab nuggies or anything from Wembies while I'm walking.
There are no ranks here, but you have been using Holla Forums for longer than I have
nerve center needs to start screening our new applicants
"are you gay"
"are you really, really gay?"
"okay, you can go in"
literally how lili got here
as soon as i get my hands on a d.va bodysuit
yeah thats a good way to take a wardrobe
mine is mostly boring basic stuff right now with some more
when did you get a haori ??
i wonder what that body suit would look like in an outfit
i assume that it would be pretty difficult to make it fit together and look good
i found frozen tendies in our freezer uwu im gonna turn the deep fryer on and make em.
have fun gettin tendies and playin DnD
ENJOY YOUR DAAAAAAY
yeah i guess youre right
i am big gay ! :3
brb, looking at amazong... for a friend... :3
Okie, I go now.
The one I was talking about was part of my christmas present but I also have a miko one hanging in the room that likes to spook me at night.
body suits are expensive scootsy dont u dare
Remember to check sizing before ordering!!!
thread come back to life dont die on me now
its dead Jim
my names not jim !!
billy has a few mates
he's usually got no mates but now he's got some
Its too late
it being too late would have required you to message me asking for shipping information you doof
also i found my new home
is there a /r/boygamers
sadly not an active one
THIUS HOME OWO
im already home !
and and NOTHIN
tbqh i should've gone for a 0.25u left-shifted bottom row instead of this one cuz now i need a 1.75u rshift that's basically just a question mark/slash now
i AM not NOTHING REEEE
youre something to me ! :3
hows it goin ?
SOME BODY ONCE TOLD ME
that u were cutie
Okay I guess. trying to smonk a little before work cause I got called in early. womp womp
How was the rest of your stream yesterday?
how long of a shift you workin ?
i only streamed for like 15 minutes :p
i do miss streaming daily for like
6-12 hrs a day back in high school that was a lotta fun
but i cant stream now bc of not having my heart in it anymore sadly
uhh 3-close. but I have the next 2 days off so it's almost bearable lol
Ooh, well I'm glad I checked it out when I did then haha. I wanna be able to guitar like that.
What's your heart in?
2 days off is nice
youll make it !!
ty i mostly play drums but i cant do that at my desk and im not big into guitar
thats more my dad's thing
my heart ? is in.
i dont know
i dont know actually
Sounds like a trick...
is no trick
find it and do it hard yo <3
i'll find it eventually
i assume it has something to do with people
people are interesting.
i like talking to people a L O T
I was doing ok but now I'm not because I have to go out rooooo
I am 4 hours past bedtime.
hi ikt !
how are you doin this morning
BIGSEST SMONSHERS !!
I heard there was some appreciation for my main nigga, everyone knows a Bard thread needs music.
Did you know there is an Animus 2?
No Scanimus yet. It'll be a thing soon as i get out of supported living and get a job.
I clicked on the cancer board.
There is just a load of loli pissing porn posted there. It was gross.
watcing mitsuboshi colors!!!
Does anyone have Monster Hunter World for Xbox One?
t says there is no sessions online for me to join and I feel so lonely taking monsters on by my lonesome.
I think it is a bug, that no online sessions are found, I thought loads of people would be playing at my same level
When is there a new thread again?
I forgot how to make a new thread and want to corrupt and turn this place into /scanimus/.
I'll be your freaky little despot if you like.
A vote for Scans is a vote for cans... of alchohol.
I THOUGHT MY FRIENDS WOULD HAVE IT. ;-;
You know I can't pc game anymore ever since I sold my Alienare laptop for more weed.
Where is Bard btw?
I miss him.
I never had so many (You)'s~
You make me want to sugoi~
Here is a decent hypothetical, you're the final boss of a videogame; what is your music soundtrack and where are you fighting the player?
This is my soundtrack and you'd be fighting in a derelict and abandoned pub.
:D i is smonshiest
Nee bother lad
And we'd be fighting in a Tower block with all the exits barred and locked. But everywhere is lite by flickering christmas lights.
I had a brillant idea to utilize the dice system in this thread.
Give every poster special stats and moves.
Every poster has a dnd sheet and will give a game mechanic to every post.
Bard would have max charisma, I'd have shit intelligence but max wisdom and I think you have rogue skills.
I like it.
Every time I go on Holla Forums I want to drink and party.
I have to smoke extra cigs to calm my jangled passions.
I havent smoked in... 5 months I believe. I miss it. But then, I dont at the same time
BUT, rogue? I like it!
I envy your strength to quit smoking.
Yeah, you'd have stats in agility so you can do stealthy things.
So, what have you been up to?
I just found out that Online matchmaker doesn't work for Xbox One Monster Hunter World
Nothing much, I worked yesterday/today... and spent the rest of it watching/binging GoT, teaching a friend the ways of Valyria
Does GoT stand for Game Of Thrones?
I never watched it myself. I wish I was working but hey, this is just going to be my time to rest and recuperate. I'll think of it as year long holiday.
|Rolled 7 (1d20)|
Wanna play dice games?
I think we could come up with a boardwide dice game if we put our minds to it.
Rolling for natural 20
I love it.
I love the books and the lore more.
When were you when Elon Musk started selling mother fucking flame throwers?
I'm more into my games than books and tv programs, but I wouldn't mind buying a box set one day.
I was about to google about this but got 'Elon Musk Flat Earth Society'
Can I torch flat-earthers and global warming denialists with this?
Torch me daddy
We don't need torches.
This thread is already lit.
Who is Elon Musk? I don't know anything about him apart from he has something to do with the Flat Earth theory and he's rich.
he's the guy that started a space company so he could go up into space and prove the earth is flat. makes cars, too.
hi loco !!
Well that's one hell of a way to prove you're right.
I can barely afford to keep a smoking habit.
Imagine what could be done with that kind of money.
Howdy. How are you?
So many Dutch
I wish someone would burn me.
tfw u torch so many people that ur carbon foot print turns the earth into a hee haw desert
Just a regular day
"VPN was a mistake"
(c) Petro Poroshenko
The Citrus manga is pretty good
I'll torch you babe.
Just toss me in a bonfire .
I guess ur not weeb enough
You'll be perfect for a sacrifical pyre for best girl.
Yeah same, just watched green mile with my mum, and now I'm waiting for Monster Hunter World to get back online.
Don't be silly, I read like 20 chapters :^)
just watched green mile with my mum
How old are u?
You read adult doujins though
What about hentai manga?
Hello, I'm your new avatarfag
25, why, is that bad?
YAKUI IS BEST MAID
I like your style already.
U live with ur mom in 25? Its weird i think
I'm glad to hear that :3
No, I came over to hers to have lunch, I live alone.
I used to post as Yakui myself, especially when I was on drugs or booze myself.
I think I have a thing for swirley eyes.
tfw no onee-san gf
A, in that case it's ok, even cute a little
Yeah, I don't live far from my mum and sometimes we go out together. Just yesterday we both seen the new Jumanji film.
tfw no gf at all
tfw no gf/bf and im playing Madden and getting MADen
I hear it's total crap
Yakui become my avatar because I likes to eat some.. pharma very often.
Hmm, may I see it?
twn no weapon
tfw dick is legally considered a weapon
And I used to have a load of Yakui on folder.
All we need is an Ozoi and Yabai poster and the holy triumvirate would be complete
Death from laughing?
Na, I use it as a razor blade and slit people's throats. Granted I have to get rather close.
Forget it, don't understand eng well
Maybe we cat reach a compromise with posting pictures with Yakui?
Ozoi and Yabai
Meh.. haven't folder than contains they
You're right, it is crap but I still enjoyed it for what it is; a family film.
They definitely padded it out with some scenes. And the main villain isn't even that villainous, he was barely in any scenes.
My fave film this year has to be The Greatest Showman, now THAT is a good film.
I figured out how to change attraction to a different person and was able to make a little yappy dog bother its owner instead of me at will with repeatable results. There's a clear difference in the way she was acting before then and the way she's acting when I change her attraction to someone else.
Untill u can't cut a human by half with ur dick, it isn't sharp enough
No, you keep Yakui for yourself; I don't take much drugs anymore. I like Hex Maniac more than Yakui anyway.
But yeah, I'm just glad someone else knows who Yakui is.
So how are you, new poster?
quick, teach squash how to
I don't know, it is pretty fucking thin....
Want to try?
When I try to get others to do what I do they simply are unable to :(
I got into jail twice 4 that
Сук, инглиш сложный
AAAAA i dissapeared ;; sorry x.x
you keep Yakui for yoursel
Thanks :3 embrased
Why did you throw drugs?
That's strange, I was be sure that character is well known.
Yes, it is. I'm fine, recently watched serial experiments lain and do nothing now.
O, vi iz anglii
not saying it's maddening
you had one job scooty, and you just dropped the ball completely
hi yakui ! who are u ... ?
i wanna be gwen
i like playing madden ! it fun game.
I used to smoke a lot of weed. But now I'm living in supported living, which means support workers come and visit me in this flat so no drugs.
I used to do a bit of MDMA back in the day though. And a lot of weed.
Gwenpool was cancelled. The final issue ships in March.
tfw weed is legal in us
what is gwenpool
Same. I like it because, i am nerd
I envy all the places where it is legal.
Maybe if it was regulated I won't end up with super strong weed and back in a psychotic state again.
Awww, but I would've liked Gwenpool.
Oh well, all good things must come to an end.
i will say the older ones were better
i think around madden09 was the best
people trash madden but it is a fun game
i should get a gwen wig
or just dye my hair like that
U still have tee
Obliviously, I'm Yakui.
Huh. In what setting you are smoke weed? Because I understood that stuff is very good only for pass timing under a plaid with cup of tea.
So much close, Yakui is satisfied
wolf is scary
Thanks for ruining my day
Just a big dog, ez 2 kill with knife
I guess I could switch all the attention to Squash since he's the board owner or whatever.
nice to meet yakui !
big spooky woof o.o
but scary! help
Board owners don't really matter, nobody gets banned here unless they do something exceedingly wrong
or a mod gets their panties in a bunch
i like fun
How are you, liliana?
Who is that? She is animu character?
who doesnt !!
I don't even drink tea that much. ;-;
I used to have a flat I would be 'allowed' to smoke weed in. It was 100% my own place. But I had a psychotic episode and got sent to a mental institute, then was offered a place in supported accommodation.
If I had my own place and not this supported accommodation I would definitely pick up weed again. It filled in most of my time,
Here, take my dick-knife
who is that ?
There's a lot of psychic vampires here though so they might as well be directed to the owner of the board.
Not drink tea all the time
it's just a stereotype ivan
If they wanted whatever slim chance there is to get some power out of it, sure.
Some sort of Dracula followers?
No, stereotype Ukrainian name is "Stepan"
You wouldn't make me tendies, so now I have my own tendies
But better call me "Hutzpa" or "Iliya"
but isn't ukraine just russia but with nuclear radiation everywhere
Are you smoke weed once in any company?
Also that stuff is very suitable (for me) in studying progress. Its open my hidden possibilities.
Nope, moust russian is want 2 get ussr back, and ukrainians try 2 go european way
Its ok, u can take it
I used to have company to smoke weed with, not anymore though.
I used to smoke it alone too.
looks about right
just a little too asian
no thanks is too small
I wonder if Liliana is fun
no licking !!
i replied to you !!!!
what does that entail ?
tfw can't go to neck deep concert because family planned a birthday party for me at 6pm (time concert starts)
tfw second time missing them live (only got to see 2 songs last time)
Those selfish fucks.
i have two rifle now :D
What are you doing where you smoke?
But you have a lovely character, picture with that you may making posting, right?
you could just be like
i have plans you doofs
dont miss the show
im trying to understand what you typed and im having trouble to be honest ;-;
tfw this is for all intents and purposes illegal here
demonetize in 3...2...1...
someone else who likes neck deep
tell me how wonderful I am
I'd like to entangle people
it's too late at this point
want my ticket?
it's at the plaza live theater at 6
eh just unlucky
You have a mag law, right?
Nah, they could've asked if you had plans.
that sounds like a nice time
honestly the line up doesnt look too bad and i could go a lil late since its so soon
are you sure its too late ? i dont want you to miss this.
There was this old vamp that would come at me whenever I went down a certain alley and I directed it down the street instead. It was flabbergasted as why it would go over there instead it was hilarious.
I sometimes play games when I smoke weed, but I used to post here a lot of the time.
What do you mean? What was I doing when I smoked weed?
ive never bothered to look into specific firearm regulations, for me the required license and the fact that the police can invite themselves into your home