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Your motherfucking planet ends two metaphorical minutes from now.

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EWIOOOOOO !!!!

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I would think that it'd help sometimes. At least as a taknk

Oh so that's why the divination says I'm literally going to be a fox.

TWO MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT
THE HANDS THAT THREATEN DOOM

Hi how u

and besides, when you're on defence the objective time only goes up when you're actively contesting the point, not just when you're on it

Nice

Seems like a fun animal to be

Kind of want to be a wolf

They seem like they have a pretty good time

is game!!

Not really a pack animal, personally.

when 12
i want fireworks

Whats the tag for booru's when a character has four tits?

TWO
MINUTES
TO MIIIIIIDNIIIIIIIIIIGHT

i dont know
how u

How hard would it be for a Chinaman in a stealth glider to drop an unguided nuke onto an island?

Same, but foxes only get to kill and eat little things

I guess they're big from the fox's perspective though

Idk, I was kind of thinking it might be closer to midnight because it was two and a half minutes to midnight last January and there have been a lot of tweets since then

At least this fits the Iron Maiden meme

four_breasts
extra_breasts

Ikr

Pretty good

Did u start watching Citrus yet

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no...

Genuinely excited to see modern nuclear detonations in the open air tbh fam.

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Why not? u should start it immediately

Holla Forums seems to be a very pro-nuke crowd

HAIIIIIIIIIIII

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Flesh is flesh.

GOOD.

Good morning.

im watching evo japan here in like 30 minutes ;-;

Hii, how've you been? ^^

I'm also thinking about fun/adrenaline tho

Foxes seem to function by being sneaky and quickly pouncing on little mice and stuff, while wolves have to chase animals down and tear their flesh with their bare teeth until it kills the animal

Foxes are more fun if u like being stealthy in video games maybe

How're you? :3

Doesn't sound as good as Citrus

Just woke up a while ago.
Bored.

Did you watch the new Poptepipic dub? It's pretty good imo

aquapazza is starting now
twitch.tv/whitefountain_aquapazza

Pretty good. My k/d is like 4 tonight so far so can't complain.

How's you, cutie?

lmao what kind of garbage tier

Well fuck you too.

To be fair, is he wrong?

He plays Overwatch.

If I sufficiently develop my magic then size wouldn't matter. I guess it would come down to stealth, in which butterflies would reign supreme with.

Being able to eat meat does have its advantages but makes one less magical, or so I've read. However, the Norse ate meat and were plenty magical. They were also a very... prolific bunch.

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hey look erio isn't dead

I said wrong, not also cancer

This implies that being cancer is right to begin with.

Bard will be devastated that Erio is back.

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???????????????

Nice, early night is a good time to wake up

I'm busy shitposting tho

What game?

Pretty good; super high and listening to some metal I found

le born in wrong generation :(

Confirmed superweeb

#survivor

Did he start being mad at me again while I was gone

It's weird because I keep successfully talking him out of being mad at me but then he resets after a while

stop with the random jets overhead fuckoff

He's flippant as shit.

fuck you

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where did you go for a week anyways?

that bong is totally empty though, alien is dumb

i blame the limitations of cgi

He getting high on air

what
what did I do

oh right, its straya day
that probably explains though

He needs to smonk better weed or something

I was caught trying to smuggle several hundred layers of irony into Holla Forums

exist

fuk u canadia

hey kanra what do i read after american psycho

separation of private and net life, got it, i won't ask

read me a luv letter

Okay I'm bored of magic tricks. Going back to art.

dont make me vomit. i need to pee

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that was quick

I'm fasting so meh

i forgot to mention. after physics class hwere the guy introduced himself as a faggot. the book signing at 6:30 was an absolute mess. i listened to this bitch talk to the dean about how they are working on agricultural projects in south africa and how they were actually genuinely reading that book i talked about with the oyster farming. it was disgusting. i couldnt stay after they offered free pizza without plates.

w-was it good pizza?

i guess you weren't just pretending to be a girl

it actually was pretty good.

the book itself was like 200 pages and 18.99 like how do you demand that much over so little content that nobody would care about to begin with

i can't stand the feeling of having dirty hands it's disgusting

what's wrong with you, are you not Italian enough or something?

what are you a barbarian

ugh

what are you, some kind of ooga booga chinamen?

do you just walk around with a pizza slice in your hand you fucking savage

fuck you aussie cunt

kanra isn't here tho

Yay!!

Y'know the price is probably worth it for people who care about oyster farming or w/e

can you eat me with your hands?

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On a side note, Land of the Lustrous is 5/5 bretty good.

yes

sure why not, just eat that shit

otherwise you've got a plate to deal with after

who the FUCK even is you

who the FUCK do you think i am

iunno i guess it's some local pride thing or something since it is about my state but like still they are raping those people price wise as i saw the same book for the correct price of 9.99 on amazon.

yeah with my finger teeth

what if it's disposable?

shit man I dunno

ooga booga me put you in world of hurt ooga booga
TASTE THE PAIN ooga booga

kanra

did you get it signed? are you gonna get the extra credit?

uwu mommy

i was not going to pay fucking 18.99 for a book i didnt want.

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discord reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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a fishing game came out for the Ps2 in 2010

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dnd?

I feel like I'm a tad late to join the session.
Shouldn't you guys be in DnD?

we are lol, fighting some bugs!

You're in a good spot if you wanna join now, actually

Sorry. I've been cleaning the house because we have people coming to spray the rooms. If you guys play tomorrow I would love to join.

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usually on sundays, this was just michael's birthday session.

Fuck. Now I feel like an asshole.

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nah you're good, we kinda killed his character off.

Again now or next session would be good to join, since he needs a new character now

Why did you kill off his character?

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accidentally made him kill a whole bunch of children.

Just be sure you guys are doing well with him.

trying

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what a fucking game

Yo Manes/Mang-ettes, I've been lurking for a short time. For some reason I need to at least attempt to belong somewhere or I can't feel like my loneliness is valid. You people seem alright.
Before I make a presence I am wondering if my choice of avatarfaggotry is claimed already, or if I may use it uncontested.
If the latter, I shall impose myself upon you people at my leisure. If the former, I will look for something else I identify with and try again at some point if I still feel like it.
Good timeofdayrelativetolocation.

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Oh hey, Transmetropolitan.

+1 confirmation acknowledged, hello!

dont worry about owning avatars

You've read FreakAngels I hope? .. if you're into Warren Ellis..

Hello "new" person.

freakangels.com/?p=22

Well, I don't want to cause confusion. It's a fairly well known comic and I've seen it posted around occasionally. I am just being cautious.

I started it but I got distracted from reading that stuff, then I lost my HD and am lazy getting a VPN for torrenting purposes here in Soviet Canuckistan. I used to have his whole collection, he's fucking awesome.

Hello

isnt it like connected to watchmen or something

kermit was the last poster i saw posting that comic in full

I just realized I haven't eaten in like, 2 days...

The fuck am I doing?

not eating for one

To be honest, I only read the first issue of Transmetropolitan where they drag him kicking and screaming back into the city and chemical shave him, because he was the only gonzo journalist for the job (and he needed the cash) if I recall...

..but I prefer the collective work of Jamie Hewlett (Tank Girl*) or the occasional one-off like Kill Your Boyfriend, if we were to discuss edgy underground niche British comics...

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which planet?

Earth.

I honestly haven't read Watchmen, but I think there is either some connection, I wouldn't be surprised.

Transmetropolitan is my favourite.
Actually he went back to the city cause he was obligated to write a book and just never did and became NEET instead lol. He lost his hair cause of the shower I think (can't check, lost comic T_T)

Pretty sure that Old Dog is interested in Uranus.

Dog anus maybe.

or any anus really

Yeah, the shower pretty much just dissolved all of his body hair and he just rolled with it and went with the bald look, though at the beginning he was full hermit-beard.

Tera

Yes. That one.

its good

ill ttyl if youre around

I keep having to feed Earth.

Earth needs to feed me.

(Tank Girl movie was underrated. Comic's better, but still.. fukken Naomi Watts as Jet Girl +_+ )

burne
d

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I still religiously watch the TG movie at least once a year because I need my P-P-Pa-Pow.

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Yep. I can relate to that, along with his outlook in general.

I'll keep it in mind for future lookin's
ttyl. :]

I was told I'd like that comic, never read it yet tho.

It's whimsical and violent until an overarching storyline grabs it and yanks it around.

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Sounds interesting at the very least, I will add validity to that claim that I will like it.
Violence is always fun in fantasy, unless it isn't.

That looks like Stoya.

Say, you're a Canadian.. Maybe you've read Road Waffles?

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Who or what is Stoya?

I haven't actually. What is this thing you refer me to?

I can take it off if you would prefer.

Yep, that's her.

No that's fine.

You know these aren't the same people, right?

It doesn't sound fine....

Oh, just a mindless webcomic by a Canadian that had themes of comedic violence.

I'm willing to bet those first three are Stoya.

another canadian user here to be called kanra

or is this one actually kanra

wait no, no one actually cares, honest mistake

Fuck it, I haven't slept for 18 hours on 5 hours sleep...

Have a good one, Spider.. hope you don't get too disenchanted when you discover the loads of gay cyber on this board.

I'll be J. Spooder, if differentiation is important.

Night, I'm gonna hit the hey too.
Thanks for the recommendation btw, I'll check it out when I have a better attention span to root it out and give it a looksy.

Nice meeting you people.

Or hay.

how did you find this place again? nerve center right?

Nope.
Nighty night.

IT'S BLOOD-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BLOOD CHAN GET OUT

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Me? No, none of you know me.
G'night!

The blood of 6,000,000 dogs is on your hands

Okay so I have to channel energy from Betelgeuse of Orion and not our own Sun XD

Sure.

best star
prove me wrong
pro tip, you can't

Follow for more relatable memes

It's free reign for our taking apparently.

It's a meme

To be fair, you have to have a pretty high IQ to understand my posts

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Which one of them is Kanra and which is Spoilers/Eva?

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This tbh

Erio wanna cyber?
I promise not to guro/pee in your butt

TRASH

Mm yes degrade me more you fag-enabler

Blood-chan is Eva and Spoilers, but Spoilers and Eva aren't the same person

Idk when u guys will figure this out

Not at the moment

I isolated myself for a week and I'm getting used to the concept of talking to people again

Listen, if you're gonna have an eldritch abomination, don't stop half way, you're just a fag if you do.

Bloodchan isn't Canadian or smart enough to use a VPN.

Hit me up sometime then.

I felt like some alone time would be beneficial, and like, it just ended up being a week before I got bored of it

Okayy

I don't really cyber often anymore

The Canadian isn't Blood-chan.

Okay, Kanra/Eva/Spoilers.

This

How many Canadian anons are there?

One

All of the individual Canadians are just emanations of the one true Canadian

Yo

Hi how u

sniper no sniping :p

What's up thread people?

Yo

me and some friends hav e finished indulging in gluttony

Hey, Blood-chan.

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blowing people's heads off from a long way away

pee

Aw man :(

-moves crosshairs off of u-

Sounds nice especially if weed was involved

What did you eat?

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Breakfas pibza and then donuts
it was good times
what are you up to ?

*pat*

I got a 212m one just now. all 4 kills were snipes that round^^

You wouldn't~

*purr*

Which game?

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Fortnite yo.

I forgot "breakfast pizza" existed; haven't had that since high school

Idr how it was different from normal pizza exactly but it was good

And just smonking weed and shitposting while listening to SoaD

Cause you said sniper no sniping

Dora the Explorer sure presented a really optimistic view of Mexico

The pysochpatch police

howdy elma

How dare you speak to me, slut.

it doesnt have marinara it has cheese sauce aside from that i abou the same aside from topppings

what soad are you listening to

So I guess Betelgeuse is a rogue star nuisance tearing through the galaxy that everyone wants to sap to make it stop.

No, I got it. But you wouldn't snipe me cause you like me too much :p

Uhh, haven't a whole lot of it. She makes them seem pretty friendly at least

hey hey fishy

why contain it
s'cool

What if it was Erio with a crate of blueberries?

Would he hate that or not?

I for one welcome our new lord betelgeuse

Spicc and wuff

Is it Cupcake?

best wuff

Even a horse wouldn't fuck Cupcake

oh no channeling Betelgeuse is like speed... this is going to get weird...

Well hung shimakaze gf

velocity or acceleration

Everyone on the Nostromo other than Ripley and Jonesy deserved to die

Just pure energy but I have to mix it with ALL to use it to regenerate.

Needs more lewd of.

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There are very few lewd holo artists that are halfway decent and it sucks

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not neccessarily, but ok
hi spooder

lewdo

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*pets the fox*

No u.

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I'm not wearing my prostitute bracers so...
*hops in your lap and chirrs*

Says the one posting lewdstuff!

are you calling me a prostitute?~
*pets the fox's back*

♥

That's your imagination. I did no such thing.

that is 90% of what you do!

I think you are lying~

and what if I am?!

What the shit

Wow I'm blind ignore that post

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I guess I am lying, then

4 quad

Ayy. If'n you nerds had to come up with magic items for a DnD-ish campaign, what would you think up?

Newt tread.

Logaleth's Wings. Fan weapons that shoot ice shards for assassins because ice melts and stuff

I lost a bet to Yan

I mean I was 99.9% sure I was gonna lose the bet but I've been trying to buy him a pizza for ages