23:58

Jacob Russell
Jacob Russell

Your motherfucking planet ends two metaphorical minutes from now.

thebulletin.org/2018-doomsday-clock-statement

All urls found in this thread:

thebulletin.org/2018-doomsday-clock-statement
twitch.tv/whitefountain_aquapazza
freakangels.com/?p=22

Levi Jones
Levi Jones

EWIOOOOOO !!!!

Parker Phillips
Parker Phillips

can't even leave the fucking spawn because tracer is cancer

Juan Nguyen
Juan Nguyen

I would think that it'd help sometimes. At least as a taknk

Jeremiah Taylor
Jeremiah Taylor

Oh so that's why the divination says I'm literally going to be a fox.

Nolan Price
Nolan Price

TWO MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT
THE HANDS THAT THREATEN DOOM

Hi how u

Samuel Miller
Samuel Miller

and besides, when you're on defence the objective time only goes up when you're actively contesting the point, not just when you're on it

Eli Turner
Eli Turner

Nice

Seems like a fun animal to be

Caleb Miller
Caleb Miller

Kind of want to be a wolf

They seem like they have a pretty good time

Austin Richardson
Austin Richardson

is game!!

Hunter Collins
Hunter Collins

Not really a pack animal, personally.

Brayden White
Brayden White

when 12
i want fireworks

Tyler Foster
Tyler Foster

Whats the tag for booru's when a character has four tits?

Wyatt Jenkins
Wyatt Jenkins

TWO
MINUTES
TO MIIIIIIDNIIIIIIIIIIGHT

James Russell
James Russell

i dont know
how u

Christian Morales
Christian Morales

How hard would it be for a Chinaman in a stealth glider to drop an unguided nuke onto an island?

Alexander Ortiz
Alexander Ortiz

Same, but foxes only get to kill and eat little things

I guess they're big from the fox's perspective though

Idk, I was kind of thinking it might be closer to midnight because it was two and a half minutes to midnight last January and there have been a lot of tweets since then

At least this fits the Iron Maiden meme

four_breasts
extra_breasts

Ikr

Pretty good

Did u start watching Citrus yet

Liam Turner
Liam Turner

........

no...

Brody Cox
Brody Cox

Genuinely excited to see modern nuclear detonations in the open air tbh fam.

Wyatt Sullivan
Wyatt Sullivan

Why not? u should start it immediately

Holla Forums seems to be a very pro-nuke crowd

Leo Bell
Leo Bell

HAIIIIIIIIIIII

Jonathan Thomas
Jonathan Thomas

Flesh is flesh.

Nathaniel Cox
Nathaniel Cox

GOOD.

Nathan Adams
Nathan Adams

Good morning.

Connor Ward
Connor Ward

im watching evo japan here in like 30 minutes ;-;

Aiden Johnson
Aiden Johnson

Hii, how've you been? ^^

I'm also thinking about fun/adrenaline tho

Foxes seem to function by being sneaky and quickly pouncing on little mice and stuff, while wolves have to chase animals down and tear their flesh with their bare teeth until it kills the animal

Foxes are more fun if u like being stealthy in video games maybe

How're you? :3

Doesn't sound as good as Citrus

Jacob Morales
Jacob Morales

Just woke up a while ago.
Bored.

Anthony Perez
Anthony Perez

Did you watch the new Poptepipic dub? It's pretty good imo

Samuel Evans
Samuel Evans

aquapazza is starting now
twitch.tv/whitefountain_aquapazza

Anthony Wilson
Anthony Wilson

Pretty good. My k/d is like 4 tonight so far so can't complain.

How's you, cutie?

Ryder Lopez
Ryder Lopez

not being able to kill tracer
lmao what kind of garbage tier

Xavier Gonzalez
Xavier Gonzalez

Well fuck you too.

Andrew Wright
Andrew Wright

To be fair, is he wrong?

Anthony Wood
Anthony Wood

He plays Overwatch.

Luis Young
Luis Young

If I sufficiently develop my magic then size wouldn't matter. I guess it would come down to stealth, in which butterflies would reign supreme with.

Being able to eat meat does have its advantages but makes one less magical, or so I've read. However, the Norse ate meat and were plenty magical. They were also a very... prolific bunch.

Mason Cruz
Mason Cruz

hey look erio isn't dead

Sebastian Wright
Sebastian Wright

I said wrong, not also cancer

Brody Bell
Brody Bell

This implies that being cancer is right to begin with.

David Williams
David Williams

Bard will be devastated that Erio is back.

Carter Carter
Carter Carter

???????????????

Dominic Johnson
Dominic Johnson

Nice, early night is a good time to wake up

I'm busy shitposting tho

What game?

Pretty good; super high and listening to some metal I found

tfw u will never go on a viking raid

le born in wrong generation :(

watching both the sub and the dub

Confirmed superweeb

#survivor

Did he start being mad at me again while I was gone

It's weird because I keep successfully talking him out of being mad at me but then he resets after a while

Brody Stewart
Brody Stewart

stop with the random jets overhead fuckoff

Jaxon Garcia
Jaxon Garcia

He's flippant as shit.

Xavier Brown
Xavier Brown

fuck you

Carter Walker
Carter Walker

where did you go for a week anyways?

Anthony Cook
Anthony Cook

that bong is totally empty though, alien is dumb

Caleb Campbell
Caleb Campbell

i blame the limitations of cgi

Anthony Flores
Anthony Flores

He getting high on air

Chase Nguyen
Chase Nguyen

what
what did I do

Jose Rodriguez
Jose Rodriguez

oh right, its straya day
that probably explains though

Jason Howard
Jason Howard

He needs to smonk better weed or something

I was caught trying to smuggle several hundred layers of irony into Holla Forums

Bentley Roberts
Bentley Roberts

exist

Samuel Collins
Samuel Collins

fuk u canadia

Jackson Baker
Jackson Baker

hey kanra what do i read after american psycho

Hunter Taylor
Hunter Taylor

separation of private and net life, got it, i won't ask

Cooper Morris
Cooper Morris

read me a luv letter

Connor Young
Connor Young

Okay I'm bored of magic tricks. Going back to art.

Kevin Adams
Kevin Adams

dont make me vomit. i need to pee

Caleb Flores
Caleb Flores

that was quick

David Thompson
David Thompson

I'm fasting so meh

Oliver Edwards
Oliver Edwards

i forgot to mention. after physics class hwere the guy introduced himself as a faggot. the book signing at 6:30 was an absolute mess. i listened to this bitch talk to the dean about how they are working on agricultural projects in south africa and how they were actually genuinely reading that book i talked about with the oyster farming. it was disgusting. i couldnt stay after they offered free pizza without plates.

Brayden Wood
Brayden Wood

w-was it good pizza?

Connor Rogers
Connor Rogers

not just devouring your slice of pizza without having to set it down once

i guess you weren't just pretending to be a girl

Levi Morgan
Levi Morgan

it actually was pretty good.

the book itself was like 200 pages and 18.99 like how do you demand that much over so little content that nobody would care about to begin with

i can't stand the feeling of having dirty hands it's disgusting

Jayden Campbell
Jayden Campbell

he doesn't eat pizza with a knife and fork
what's wrong with you, are you not Italian enough or something?

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

plates of pizza
what are you a barbarian

Jason Diaz
Jason Diaz

ugh

Isaiah Cooper
Isaiah Cooper

he use big rock to cook pizza
he no use ooga booga fire poker
what are you, some kind of ooga booga chinamen?

John Lee
John Lee

do you just walk around with a pizza slice in your hand you fucking savage

Ryan Richardson
Ryan Richardson

fuck you aussie cunt

kanra isn't here tho

Jayden Sanchez
Jayden Sanchez

Yay!!

Y'know the price is probably worth it for people who care about oyster farming or w/e

can you eat me with your hands?

Jayden Wright
Jayden Wright

On a side note, Land of the Lustrous is 5/5 bretty good.

Jaxon Murphy
Jaxon Murphy

yes
sure why not, just eat that shit

otherwise you've got a plate to deal with after

Tyler Edwards
Tyler Edwards

who the FUCK even is you

Chase Clark
Chase Clark

who the FUCK do you think i am

Gavin Jones
Gavin Jones

iunno i guess it's some local pride thing or something since it is about my state but like still they are raping those people price wise as i saw the same book for the correct price of 9.99 on amazon.

yeah with my finger teeth
what if it's disposable?

Jason Brooks
Jason Brooks

shit man I dunno

Robert Reyes
Robert Reyes

ooga booga me put you in world of hurt ooga booga
TASTE THE PAIN ooga booga

Benjamin Clark
Benjamin Clark

kanra

Christian Murphy
Christian Murphy

did you get it signed? are you gonna get the extra credit?

uwu mommy

Xavier Smith
Xavier Smith

i was not going to pay fucking 18.99 for a book i didnt want.

Justin Reed
Justin Reed

discord reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Benjamin Ortiz
Benjamin Ortiz

a fishing game came out for the Ps2 in 2010

Leo Bell
Leo Bell

dnd?

Landon Johnson
Landon Johnson

I feel like I'm a tad late to join the session.
Shouldn't you guys be in DnD?

Daniel Mitchell
Daniel Mitchell

we are lol, fighting some bugs!

You're in a good spot if you wanna join now, actually

Isaiah Torres
Isaiah Torres

Sorry. I've been cleaning the house because we have people coming to spray the rooms. If you guys play tomorrow I would love to join.

Hunter Phillips
Hunter Phillips

usually on sundays, this was just michael's birthday session.

Henry Walker
Henry Walker

Fuck. Now I feel like an asshole.

Leo Myers
Leo Myers

nah you're good, we kinda killed his character off.

Again now or next session would be good to join, since he needs a new character now

Julian Gonzalez
Julian Gonzalez

Why did you kill off his character?

Kayden Flores
Kayden Flores

accidentally made him kill a whole bunch of children.

Asher Foster
Asher Foster

Just be sure you guys are doing well with him.

Charles Perry
Charles Perry

trying

Caleb Sanders
Caleb Sanders

what a fucking game

Thomas Powell
Thomas Powell

Yo Manes/Mang-ettes, I've been lurking for a short time. For some reason I need to at least attempt to belong somewhere or I can't feel like my loneliness is valid. You people seem alright.
Before I make a presence I am wondering if my choice of avatarfaggotry is claimed already, or if I may use it uncontested.
If the latter, I shall impose myself upon you people at my leisure. If the former, I will look for something else I identify with and try again at some point if I still feel like it.
Good timeofdayrelativetolocation.

Nathan Morris
Nathan Morris

Oh hey, Transmetropolitan.

Alexander Roberts
Alexander Roberts

+1 confirmation acknowledged, hello!

Jayden Davis
Jayden Davis

dont worry about owning avatars

Nolan Green
Nolan Green

You've read FreakAngels I hope? .. if you're into Warren Ellis..

Brandon Thomas
Brandon Thomas

Hello "new" person.

Asher Sanchez
Asher Sanchez

freakangels.com/?p=22

Grayson Powell
Grayson Powell

Well, I don't want to cause confusion. It's a fairly well known comic and I've seen it posted around occasionally. I am just being cautious.
I started it but I got distracted from reading that stuff, then I lost my HD and am lazy getting a VPN for torrenting purposes here in Soviet Canuckistan. I used to have his whole collection, he's fucking awesome.
Hello

Colton Reyes
Colton Reyes

isnt it like connected to watchmen or something

Jonathan King
Jonathan King

kermit was the last poster i saw posting that comic in full

John Collins
John Collins

I just realized I haven't eaten in like, 2 days...

The fuck am I doing?

Justin Myers
Justin Myers

not eating for one

Thomas Wilson
Thomas Wilson

To be honest, I only read the first issue of Transmetropolitan where they drag him kicking and screaming back into the city and chemical shave him, because he was the only gonzo journalist for the job (and he needed the cash) if I recall...

..but I prefer the collective work of Jamie Hewlett (Tank Girl*) or the occasional one-off like Kill Your Boyfriend, if we were to discuss edgy underground niche British comics...

Anthony Bennett
Anthony Bennett

Anons

Luke Green
Luke Green

which planet?

Kevin Davis
Kevin Davis

Earth.

Tyler Roberts
Tyler Roberts

I honestly haven't read Watchmen, but I think there is either some connection, I wouldn't be surprised.
Transmetropolitan is my favourite.
Actually he went back to the city cause he was obligated to write a book and just never did and became NEET instead lol. He lost his hair cause of the shower I think (can't check, lost comic T_T)

Ayden Ward
Ayden Ward

Pretty sure that Old Dog is interested in Uranus.

Grayson Baker
Grayson Baker

Dog anus maybe.

Jaxson Diaz
Jaxson Diaz

or any anus really

Lucas Sullivan
Lucas Sullivan

Yeah, the shower pretty much just dissolved all of his body hair and he just rolled with it and went with the bald look, though at the beginning he was full hermit-beard.

Leo Thompson
Leo Thompson

Tera

Andrew Hall
Andrew Hall

Yes. That one.

Blake Morris
Blake Morris

its good

ill ttyl if youre around

Dominic Wright
Dominic Wright

I keep having to feed Earth.

Adrian Morales
Adrian Morales

Earth needs to feed me.

Ryan Kelly
Ryan Kelly

(Tank Girl movie was underrated. Comic's better, but still.. fukken Naomi Watts as Jet Girl +_+ )

Carson King
Carson King

burne
d

Oliver Adams
Oliver Adams

I still religiously watch the TG movie at least once a year because I need my P-P-Pa-Pow.

Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

Yep. I can relate to that, along with his outlook in general.
I'll keep it in mind for future lookin's
ttyl. :]
I was told I'd like that comic, never read it yet tho.

Charles Rivera
Charles Rivera

It's whimsical and violent until an overarching storyline grabs it and yanks it around.

Jaxon Collins
Jaxon Collins

*

Benjamin Lewis
Benjamin Lewis

Sounds interesting at the very least, I will add validity to that claim that I will like it.
Violence is always fun in fantasy, unless it isn't.

Jaxon Williams
Jaxon Williams

That looks like Stoya.

Justin Johnson
Justin Johnson

Say, you're a Canadian.. Maybe you've read Road Waffles?

Dominic Sullivan
Dominic Sullivan

Using a name

Angel Lee
Angel Lee

Who or what is Stoya?

Leo Harris
Leo Harris

I haven't actually. What is this thing you refer me to?

Brandon Wright
Brandon Wright

I can take it off if you would prefer.

Xavier Miller
Xavier Miller

Yep, that's her.

Zachary Morris
Zachary Morris

No that's fine.

Easton James
Easton James

You know these aren't the same people, right?

It doesn't sound fine....

Bentley Smith
Bentley Smith

Oh, just a mindless webcomic by a Canadian that had themes of comedic violence.

Grayson Miller
Grayson Miller

I'm willing to bet those first three are Stoya.

Nolan Ortiz
Nolan Ortiz

another canadian user here to be called kanra

or is this one actually kanra

Connor Cruz
Connor Cruz

wait no, no one actually cares, honest mistake

Cooper Cook
Cooper Cook

Fuck it, I haven't slept for 18 hours on 5 hours sleep...

Have a good one, Spider.. hope you don't get too disenchanted when you discover the loads of gay cyber on this board.

Jose Nguyen
Jose Nguyen

I'll be J. Spooder, if differentiation is important.
Night, I'm gonna hit the hey too.
Thanks for the recommendation btw, I'll check it out when I have a better attention span to root it out and give it a looksy.

Nice meeting you people.

Zachary White
Zachary White

Or hay.

Dylan Brooks
Dylan Brooks

how did you find this place again? nerve center right?

Isaac Cooper
Isaac Cooper

Nope.
Nighty night.

Jose Lee
Jose Lee

IT'S BLOOD-CHAN!!!!!!!!!!

Liam Jenkins
Liam Jenkins

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BLOOD CHAN GET OUT

Thomas Reed
Thomas Reed

Me? No, none of you know me.
G'night!

Adrian Watson
Adrian Watson

The blood of 6,000,000 dogs is on your hands

Henry Diaz
Henry Diaz

Okay so I have to channel energy from Betelgeuse of Orion and not our own Sun XD

Elijah Diaz
Elijah Diaz

Sure.

Ryan Adams
Ryan Adams

best star
prove me wrong
pro tip, you can't

David White
David White

tfw u have to slurpee the beatle juice instead of sol juice

Follow for more relatable memes

Alexander Ortiz
Alexander Ortiz

It's free reign for our taking apparently.

Nicholas Carter
Nicholas Carter

It's a meme

To be fair, you have to have a pretty high IQ to understand my posts

Julian Adams
Julian Adams

Which one of them is Kanra and which is Spoilers/Eva?

Daniel Allen
Daniel Allen

tfw you will never travel to your favorite parts of the universe

Kayden Jones
Kayden Jones

This tbh

Jace Brown
Jace Brown

Erio wanna cyber?
I promise not to guro/pee in your butt

Caleb Brown
Caleb Brown

has le qt anime grill body
TRASH

Logan Nelson
Logan Nelson

Mm yes degrade me more you fag-enabler<3

Kevin Hughes
Kevin Hughes

Blood-chan is Eva and Spoilers, but Spoilers and Eva aren't the same person

Idk when u guys will figure this out

Not at the moment

I isolated myself for a week and I'm getting used to the concept of talking to people again

Justin Scott
Justin Scott

Listen, if you're gonna have an eldritch abomination, don't stop half way, you're just a fag if you do.

John Bell
John Bell

Bloodchan isn't Canadian or smart enough to use a VPN.

Hit me up sometime then.

Matthew Foster
Matthew Foster

I felt like some alone time would be beneficial, and like, it just ended up being a week before I got bored of it

Okayy

I don't really cyber often anymore

Ryan Lopez
Ryan Lopez

The Canadian isn't Blood-chan.

Jayden Morgan
Jayden Morgan

Okay, Kanra/Eva/Spoilers.

Joshua Smith
Joshua Smith

This

Lucas Fisher
Lucas Fisher

How many Canadian anons are there?

Gavin Ramirez
Gavin Ramirez

One

All of the individual Canadians are just emanations of the one true Canadian

Evan Martin
Evan Martin

Yo

Luis Rodriguez
Luis Rodriguez

Hi how u

Levi Williams
Levi Williams

sniper no sniping :p

What's up thread people?

Caleb Sullivan
Caleb Sullivan

Yo

Nicholas Perez
Nicholas Perez

me and some friends hav e finished indulging in gluttony

Luke Perry
Luke Perry

Hey, Blood-chan.

Jonathan Harris
Jonathan Harris

blowing people's heads off from a long way away

Chase Richardson
Chase Richardson

pee

William Scott
William Scott

Aw man :(

-moves crosshairs off of u-

Sounds nice especially if weed was involved

What did you eat?

Jeremiah Nelson
Jeremiah Nelson

Breakfas pibza and then donuts
it was good times
what are you up to ?

Chase Peterson
Chase Peterson

*pat*

Blake Moore
Blake Moore

I got a 212m one just now. all 4 kills were snipes that round^^

You wouldn't~

Brayden Gomez
Brayden Gomez

*purr*

Which game?

Jordan Murphy
Jordan Murphy

BC is mentioned
Bard shows up

Noah Gomez
Noah Gomez

Fortnite yo.

Elijah Garcia
Elijah Garcia

I forgot "breakfast pizza" existed; haven't had that since high school

Idr how it was different from normal pizza exactly but it was good

And just smonking weed and shitposting while listening to SoaD

Cause you said sniper no sniping

Dora the Explorer sure presented a really optimistic view of Mexico

The pysochpatch police

James Hughes
James Hughes

howdy elma

Ethan James
Ethan James

How dare you speak to me, slut.

Brody James
Brody James

it doesnt have marinara it has cheese sauce aside from that i abou the same aside from topppings

what soad are you listening to

Isaiah Green
Isaiah Green

So I guess Betelgeuse is a rogue star nuisance tearing through the galaxy that everyone wants to sap to make it stop.

Aiden James
Aiden James

No, I got it. But you wouldn't snipe me cause you like me too much :p

Uhh, haven't a whole lot of it. She makes them seem pretty friendly at least

hey hey fishy

Matthew Howard
Matthew Howard

wanting to stop it
why contain it
s'cool

Evan Fisher
Evan Fisher

What if it was Erio with a crate of blueberries?

Would he hate that or not?

Jordan Reed
Jordan Reed

I for one welcome our new lord betelgeuse

Dominic Allen
Dominic Allen

wanna discord?

Mason Williams
Mason Williams

I've never actually heard of that one

Cameron Wood
Cameron Wood

Who?

Ayden Wilson
Ayden Wilson

Naw mate I'm hungry

Jacob Flores
Jacob Flores

Oh, right. You weren't there for Bard x blueberries.

Lucas James
Lucas James

I'm a proud slut

Where does one even acquire such a pizza

Toxicity, the album

Like in the 2016 election

-pets your hair-

The blood of American children who were murdered by immigrants is on Dora the Explorer's hands

Anthony Morgan
Anthony Morgan

I'm off for the night, sorry. I was wearing my headset for like 6 hours and it kills my industiral lol.

Mason Diaz
Mason Diaz

aw I wanted to talk to you about a potential horsefucker I might be meeting tomorrow

probably getting catfished though

Ryan Taylor
Ryan Taylor

That bitch ;^)

Josiah Robinson
Josiah Robinson

we get it from a chain called caseys
toxxicity is good you ever listen to mesmerize

Nathaniel Bailey
Nathaniel Bailey

Spicc and wuff

Jose Edwards
Jose Edwards

Is it Cupcake?

Juan Gomez
Juan Gomez

best wuff

James Morales
James Morales

Even a horse wouldn't fuck Cupcake

Michael Baker
Michael Baker

oh no channeling Betelgeuse is like speed... this is going to get weird...

Jaxon Perez
Jaxon Perez

Well hung shimakaze gf

Luke Myers
Luke Myers

velocity or acceleration

John Powell
John Powell

Everyone on the Nostromo other than Ripley and Jonesy deserved to die

Justin Young
Justin Young

Just pure energy but I have to mix it with ALL to use it to regenerate.

Colton Wilson
Colton Wilson

Needs more lewd of.

Asher Price
Asher Price

There are very few lewd holo artists that are halfway decent and it sucks

Matthew Lopez
Matthew Lopez

not neccessarily, but ok
hi spooder

Kevin Butler
Kevin Butler

lewdo

Luis Ward
Luis Ward

*pets the fox*

Noah Martin
Noah Martin

No u.

Ethan Clark
Ethan Clark

I'm not wearing my prostitute bracers so...
*hops in your lap and chirrs*

Xavier Sullivan
Xavier Sullivan

Says the one posting lewdstuff!

are you calling me a prostitute?~
*pets the fox's back*

Thomas Murphy
Thomas Murphy

That's your imagination. I did no such thing.

Joseph Allen
Joseph Allen

that is 90% of what you do!

Jason Baker
Jason Baker

I think you are lying~

Cameron Long
Cameron Long

and what if I am?!

Isaiah Mitchell
Isaiah Mitchell

Tail coming out of the vagina and not the tailbone
What the shit

Zachary Evans
Zachary Evans

Wow I'm blind ignore that post

Aiden Lewis
Aiden Lewis

I guess I am lying, then

Adrian Ward
Adrian Ward

4 quad

Jason Johnson
Jason Johnson

Ayy. If'n you nerds had to come up with magic items for a DnD-ish campaign, what would you think up?

Joshua Diaz
Joshua Diaz

Newt tread.

Jacob Morris
Jacob Morris

Logaleth's Wings. Fan weapons that shoot ice shards for assassins because ice melts and stuff

Jacob Howard
Jacob Howard

I lost a bet to Yan

I mean I was 99.9% sure I was gonna lose the bet but I've been trying to buy him a pizza for ages

Disable AdBlock to view this page

Disable AdBlock to view this page

Confirm your age

This website may contain content of an adult nature. If you are under the age of 18, if such content offends you or if it is illegal to view such content in your community, please EXIT.

Enter Exit

About Privacy

We use cookies to personalize content and ads, to provide social media features and to analyze our traffic. We also share information about your use of our site with our advertising and analytics partners.

Accept Exit