Your motherfucking planet ends two metaphorical minutes from now.
can't even leave the fucking spawn because tracer is cancer
I would think that it'd help sometimes. At least as a taknk
Oh so that's why the divination says I'm literally going to be a fox.
TWO MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT
THE HANDS THAT THREATEN DOOM
Hi how u
and besides, when you're on defence the objective time only goes up when you're actively contesting the point, not just when you're on it
Seems like a fun animal to be
Kind of want to be a wolf
They seem like they have a pretty good time
Not really a pack animal, personally.
i want fireworks
Whats the tag for booru's when a character has four tits?
i dont know
How hard would it be for a Chinaman in a stealth glider to drop an unguided nuke onto an island?
Same, but foxes only get to kill and eat little things
I guess they're big from the fox's perspective though
Idk, I was kind of thinking it might be closer to midnight because it was two and a half minutes to midnight last January and there have been a lot of tweets since then
At least this fits the Iron Maiden meme
Did u start watching Citrus yet
Genuinely excited to see modern nuclear detonations in the open air tbh fam.
Why not? u should start it immediately
Holla Forums seems to be a very pro-nuke crowd
Flesh is flesh.
im watching evo japan here in like 30 minutes ;-;
Hii, how've you been? ^^
I'm also thinking about fun/adrenaline tho
Foxes seem to function by being sneaky and quickly pouncing on little mice and stuff, while wolves have to chase animals down and tear their flesh with their bare teeth until it kills the animal
Foxes are more fun if u like being stealthy in video games maybe
How're you? :3
Doesn't sound as good as Citrus
Just woke up a while ago.
Did you watch the new Poptepipic dub? It's pretty good imo
Pretty good. My k/d is like 4 tonight so far so can't complain.
How's you, cutie?
not being able to kill tracer
lmao what kind of garbage tier
Well fuck you too.
To be fair, is he wrong?
He plays Overwatch.
If I sufficiently develop my magic then size wouldn't matter. I guess it would come down to stealth, in which butterflies would reign supreme with.
Being able to eat meat does have its advantages but makes one less magical, or so I've read. However, the Norse ate meat and were plenty magical. They were also a very... prolific bunch.
hey look erio isn't dead
I said wrong, not also cancer
This implies that being cancer is right to begin with.
Bard will be devastated that Erio is back.
Nice, early night is a good time to wake up
I'm busy shitposting tho
Pretty good; super high and listening to some metal I found
tfw u will never go on a viking raid
le born in wrong generation :(
watching both the sub and the dub
Did he start being mad at me again while I was gone
It's weird because I keep successfully talking him out of being mad at me but then he resets after a while
stop with the random jets overhead fuckoff
He's flippant as shit.
where did you go for a week anyways?
that bong is totally empty though, alien is dumb
i blame the limitations of cgi
He getting high on air
what did I do
oh right, its straya day
that probably explains though
He needs to smonk better weed or something
I was caught trying to smuggle several hundred layers of irony into Holla Forums
fuk u canadia
hey kanra what do i read after american psycho
separation of private and net life, got it, i won't ask
read me a luv letter
Okay I'm bored of magic tricks. Going back to art.
dont make me vomit. i need to pee
that was quick
I'm fasting so meh
i forgot to mention. after physics class hwere the guy introduced himself as a faggot. the book signing at 6:30 was an absolute mess. i listened to this bitch talk to the dean about how they are working on agricultural projects in south africa and how they were actually genuinely reading that book i talked about with the oyster farming. it was disgusting. i couldnt stay after they offered free pizza without plates.
w-was it good pizza?
not just devouring your slice of pizza without having to set it down once
i guess you weren't just pretending to be a girl
it actually was pretty good.
the book itself was like 200 pages and 18.99 like how do you demand that much over so little content that nobody would care about to begin with
i can't stand the feeling of having dirty hands it's disgusting
he doesn't eat pizza with a knife and fork
what's wrong with you, are you not Italian enough or something?
plates of pizza
what are you a barbarian
he use big rock to cook pizza
he no use ooga booga fire poker
what are you, some kind of ooga booga chinamen?
do you just walk around with a pizza slice in your hand you fucking savage
fuck you aussie cunt
kanra isn't here tho
Y'know the price is probably worth it for people who care about oyster farming or w/e
can you eat me with your hands?
On a side note, Land of the Lustrous is 5/5 bretty good.
sure why not, just eat that shit
otherwise you've got a plate to deal with after
who the FUCK even is you
who the FUCK do you think i am
iunno i guess it's some local pride thing or something since it is about my state but like still they are raping those people price wise as i saw the same book for the correct price of 9.99 on amazon.
yeah with my finger teeth
what if it's disposable?
shit man I dunno
ooga booga me put you in world of hurt ooga booga
TASTE THE PAIN ooga booga
did you get it signed? are you gonna get the extra credit?
i was not going to pay fucking 18.99 for a book i didnt want.
a fishing game came out for the Ps2 in 2010
I feel like I'm a tad late to join the session.
Shouldn't you guys be in DnD?
we are lol, fighting some bugs!
You're in a good spot if you wanna join now, actually
Sorry. I've been cleaning the house because we have people coming to spray the rooms. If you guys play tomorrow I would love to join.
usually on sundays, this was just michael's birthday session.
Fuck. Now I feel like an asshole.
nah you're good, we kinda killed his character off.
Again now or next session would be good to join, since he needs a new character now
Why did you kill off his character?
accidentally made him kill a whole bunch of children.
Just be sure you guys are doing well with him.
what a fucking game
Yo Manes/Mang-ettes, I've been lurking for a short time. For some reason I need to at least attempt to belong somewhere or I can't feel like my loneliness is valid. You people seem alright.
Before I make a presence I am wondering if my choice of avatarfaggotry is claimed already, or if I may use it uncontested.
If the latter, I shall impose myself upon you people at my leisure. If the former, I will look for something else I identify with and try again at some point if I still feel like it.
Oh hey, Transmetropolitan.
+1 confirmation acknowledged, hello!
dont worry about owning avatars
You've read FreakAngels I hope? .. if you're into Warren Ellis..
Hello "new" person.
Well, I don't want to cause confusion. It's a fairly well known comic and I've seen it posted around occasionally. I am just being cautious.
I started it but I got distracted from reading that stuff, then I lost my HD and am lazy getting a VPN for torrenting purposes here in Soviet Canuckistan. I used to have his whole collection, he's fucking awesome.
isnt it like connected to watchmen or something
kermit was the last poster i saw posting that comic in full
I just realized I haven't eaten in like, 2 days...
The fuck am I doing?
not eating for one
To be honest, I only read the first issue of Transmetropolitan where they drag him kicking and screaming back into the city and chemical shave him, because he was the only gonzo journalist for the job (and he needed the cash) if I recall...
..but I prefer the collective work of Jamie Hewlett (Tank Girl*) or the occasional one-off like Kill Your Boyfriend, if we were to discuss edgy underground niche British comics...
I honestly haven't read Watchmen, but I think there is either some connection, I wouldn't be surprised.
Transmetropolitan is my favourite.
Actually he went back to the city cause he was obligated to write a book and just never did and became NEET instead lol. He lost his hair cause of the shower I think (can't check, lost comic T_T)
Pretty sure that Old Dog is interested in Uranus.
Dog anus maybe.
or any anus really
Yeah, the shower pretty much just dissolved all of his body hair and he just rolled with it and went with the bald look, though at the beginning he was full hermit-beard.
Yes. That one.
ill ttyl if youre around
I keep having to feed Earth.
Earth needs to feed me.
(Tank Girl movie was underrated. Comic's better, but still.. fukken Naomi Watts as Jet Girl +_+ )
I still religiously watch the TG movie at least once a year because I need my P-P-Pa-Pow.
Yep. I can relate to that, along with his outlook in general.
I'll keep it in mind for future lookin's
I was told I'd like that comic, never read it yet tho.
It's whimsical and violent until an overarching storyline grabs it and yanks it around.
Sounds interesting at the very least, I will add validity to that claim that I will like it.
Violence is always fun in fantasy, unless it isn't.
That looks like Stoya.
Say, you're a Canadian.. Maybe you've read Road Waffles?
Using a name
Who or what is Stoya?
I haven't actually. What is this thing you refer me to?
I can take it off if you would prefer.
Yep, that's her.
No that's fine.
You know these aren't the same people, right?
It doesn't sound fine....
Oh, just a mindless webcomic by a Canadian that had themes of comedic violence.
I'm willing to bet those first three are Stoya.
another canadian user here to be called kanra
or is this one actually kanra
wait no, no one actually cares, honest mistake
Fuck it, I haven't slept for 18 hours on 5 hours sleep...
Have a good one, Spider.. hope you don't get too disenchanted when you discover the loads of gay cyber on this board.
I'll be J. Spooder, if differentiation is important.
Night, I'm gonna hit the hey too.
Thanks for the recommendation btw, I'll check it out when I have a better attention span to root it out and give it a looksy.
Nice meeting you people.
how did you find this place again? nerve center right?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BLOOD CHAN GET OUT
Me? No, none of you know me.
The blood of 6,000,000 dogs is on your hands
Okay so I have to channel energy from Betelgeuse of Orion and not our own Sun XD
prove me wrong
pro tip, you can't
tfw u have to slurpee the beatle juice instead of sol juice
Follow for more relatable memes
It's free reign for our taking apparently.
It's a meme
To be fair, you have to have a pretty high IQ to understand my posts
Which one of them is Kanra and which is Spoilers/Eva?
tfw you will never travel to your favorite parts of the universe
Erio wanna cyber?
I promise not to guro/pee in your butt
has le qt anime grill body
Mm yes degrade me more you fag-enabler<3
Blood-chan is Eva and Spoilers, but Spoilers and Eva aren't the same person
Idk when u guys will figure this out
Not at the moment
I isolated myself for a week and I'm getting used to the concept of talking to people again
Listen, if you're gonna have an eldritch abomination, don't stop half way, you're just a fag if you do.
Bloodchan isn't Canadian or smart enough to use a VPN.
Hit me up sometime then.
I felt like some alone time would be beneficial, and like, it just ended up being a week before I got bored of it
I don't really cyber often anymore
The Canadian isn't Blood-chan.
How many Canadian anons are there?
All of the individual Canadians are just emanations of the one true Canadian
Hi how u
sniper no sniping :p
What's up thread people?
me and some friends hav e finished indulging in gluttony
blowing people's heads off from a long way away
Aw man :(
-moves crosshairs off of u-
Sounds nice especially if weed was involved
What did you eat?
Breakfas pibza and then donuts
it was good times
what are you up to ?
I got a 212m one just now. all 4 kills were snipes that round^^
BC is mentioned
Bard shows up
I forgot "breakfast pizza" existed; haven't had that since high school
Idr how it was different from normal pizza exactly but it was good
And just smonking weed and shitposting while listening to SoaD
Cause you said sniper no sniping
Dora the Explorer sure presented a really optimistic view of Mexico
The pysochpatch police
How dare you speak to me, slut.
it doesnt have marinara it has cheese sauce aside from that i abou the same aside from topppings
what soad are you listening to
So I guess Betelgeuse is a rogue star nuisance tearing through the galaxy that everyone wants to sap to make it stop.
No, I got it. But you wouldn't snipe me cause you like me too much :p
Uhh, haven't a whole lot of it. She makes them seem pretty friendly at least
hey hey fishy
wanting to stop it
why contain it
What if it was Erio with a crate of blueberries?
Would he hate that or not?
I for one welcome our new lord betelgeuse
I've never actually heard of that one
Naw mate I'm hungry
Oh, right. You weren't there for Bard x blueberries.
I'm a proud slut
Where does one even acquire such a pizza
Toxicity, the album
Like in the 2016 election
-pets your hair-
The blood of American children who were murdered by immigrants is on Dora the Explorer's hands
I'm off for the night, sorry. I was wearing my headset for like 6 hours and it kills my industiral lol.
aw I wanted to talk to you about a potential horsefucker I might be meeting tomorrow
probably getting catfished though
That bitch ;^)
we get it from a chain called caseys
toxxicity is good you ever listen to mesmerize
Spicc and wuff
Is it Cupcake?
Even a horse wouldn't fuck Cupcake
oh no channeling Betelgeuse is like speed... this is going to get weird...
Well hung shimakaze gf
velocity or acceleration
Everyone on the Nostromo other than Ripley and Jonesy deserved to die
Just pure energy but I have to mix it with ALL to use it to regenerate.
Needs more lewd of.
There are very few lewd holo artists that are halfway decent and it sucks
not neccessarily, but ok
*pets the fox*
I'm not wearing my prostitute bracers so...
*hops in your lap and chirrs*
Says the one posting lewdstuff!
are you calling me a prostitute?~
*pets the fox's back*
That's your imagination. I did no such thing.
that is 90% of what you do!
I think you are lying~
and what if I am?!
Tail coming out of the vagina and not the tailbone
What the shit
Wow I'm blind ignore that post
I guess I am lying, then
Ayy. If'n you nerds had to come up with magic items for a DnD-ish campaign, what would you think up?
Logaleth's Wings. Fan weapons that shoot ice shards for assassins because ice melts and stuff
I lost a bet to Yan
I mean I was 99.9% sure I was gonna lose the bet but I've been trying to buy him a pizza for ages