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delet this

heck yeah

no

yes

I love Lucie.

i kinda hate constantly hearing about cat d.va on twitter to be honest quit it everyone overwatch stinks

dgdf

It's not easy...

is that an acronym

Good morning friends

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its me mashing my keyboard, i have cat paws.

good morning

morning!

what color ? also another question, whats life like with cat paws ?

SCOOT THREAD BEST THREAD

thot a F

learn

Calico. It's okay

do you want me to cap a sailor senshi or w/e for you?

Scoots already has me doing sailor mars for him, and I'm doin sailor moon

No, that's gay as fuck.

Also sinni what the hell you can't just post random incase at people

Okay..

why naut >:(

It's gay.
This is a straight zone.

CALICO CAT

Not sure what else you want me to say

calico ! very cute
do you think if you could have human hands would you change ?

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Is there a sailor Saturn and Ra?

there is a sailor saturn!
she doesn't appear in many episodes tho

Sorry.


No.

Way too lewd

woah

ye she's really cool, one of my fave's next to power lesbian Sailor Uranus.

Tho again, she only appears in like 11 of the original 3 or 4 seasons

The incase I meant.
Which is what I assume you were responding to there.

I don't want to read Saturn's wiki right now.

how so?


what?


resist the urge >:) let's all watch all of sailor moon together

What's with sailors and that red bowtie anyway?

The prior response, the last one I put words into.
Sinni pls

what if i pat your paws ?

i paw ur paw
u paw

I PAW
U MOA
0W0

You get scratched.

Don't be silly now~

the uniforms are usually the color scheme of their powers and stuff, so like if ur powers are fire your uniform is red and w/e

the front bow usually holds the broach that give 'em their power


huh?


:)c

what if i brush your paw fur ?

*pat*

The point was no posting incase because its gay, and no sailor moon avatar because I don't know literally any of the characters from it.

But I know you're just memeing me by now.

*pet*


sounds gay

I always thought of the bow as a gay ass thing and the collar to silence their secrets because military. And the hair broaches are transceivers for HAARP tech maybe idk roundworms or both.

Yeah
Sailor moon does sound gay

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But squiddy is the gayest poster here

Sinni is the new Sci.
Sailor Moon confirms it.

Almost as if on cue.

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that (you) is for the dead man

*Mawmf*

I really like that imagine
it's really cute!!!

that can't just be the response to everything

shut your fuck

ban sinni when

I only have 2 pics capped so it's either that or sleeping usagi

Sadly they only did like 5 of this guy.

Anyway, what's up?

he cyoot

Got home from work a bit ago, cut my hand open on some boxes & my feet feel like splintering


what's up with you?

Just got home. Going to pick up Monster Hunter Worlds this week to play with Grim and a friend.

Might play some FF15 in the mean time. I don't know.

sounds fun!!

When does MHW come out for PC? I hated it on the ds and stuff cause those controls make me wanna die.

2 days I think.
I'm kind of miffed because if anyone gets it other than Grim and Dillon it's probably going to be on PC where I can't play.

:C I don't have a ps4 so I don't have any other options.

Shame.

And I am not playing it on 2 platforms.
If Grim hasn't already gotten it on PS4 then maybe I'll get it on PC.

PSA
this had to be done
no more lies
no more rumors
it ends here.

I admit it.
I'm a woman.

same

Well, if we're admitting our deepest darkest secrets...

I'm a dog.

"spirit of women"

I am also a dog.

Jk, I'm just a dumb 8 year old Japanese Canadian girl.

Oh, great, I'm going to jail.

This is my turf, dog. Leave this place.

I feel mixed about it. I'll miss the actives on FQC, ToA, and FoTM, but having another item in pocket will be kind of nice.

Fine me a 3D model of your anime slut.

I don't know where...

No, it's fine.
I can scent it to it.

if she cannot pee ? why am i talking to her. you have to pee.

scent ??????????????

ohh
can sent

CONSENT
got it

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O... oh... it is spelt consent...?

I said it was okay so it must be okay right !?

seems to hold up

brb will post video of me shooting myself

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this is my last post.......

Damn. I was kind of hoping.

Wish squash would finally hang himself.

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Can't believe Lili freaking offed himself like that.

Can't believe Goggles is such a MASSIVE BULLY

I'm already hung.

im dead and thats all you have to say !


cute fox


its all over
gg

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are you old enough to be operating that weapon

I don't know, sir.

you seem to look like you know what youre doing.
also its MA'AM

What about Liliana Jr?!?!?!?

i cant figure out what one of the symbols in the trip is and i dont have JP localization on my pc right now

It cannot be helped.

:c

I'm feeling rather /comfy/ right now fellas

:3

I think its a bit early to avatar then my dude

wrong

Gimmie the comf
or else

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ok I'm sorry just don't hurt me please ;-;

right

Too late

thinking about and seeing old people drinking black cofe out of a ceramic mug makes me feel really comfortable

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thecofe

I'd rather not resort to violence, but I will do it if it means I must defend myself

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yum !

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*looks menacingly at the tide pod, as if with some insatiable urge to glomp*

you know i keep using "glomp" as a word for when an anime girl -hmph-s some food like bread or something like this :3 but it means not that

I'd eat that girl, if you know what I mean.

Cunnilingus.

I'm saying I would perform cunnilingus on her.

glomps

im a bit disappointed


MEGA GLOMP

SUPER GLOMPS

I'm pretty sure Rin's just using cunnilingus as a cover for being fucking stupid enough to eat detergent.

the red glomp...

Id give Rin a rimjob

Id even call it a Rinjob

Ive wasted today. Woah is me. Give pats

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Much better.

ywn lick tide pod chans shaved armpits


:/

pat pat

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ya'll a bunch of perverts smh

-vores-

Does it have to tide pods only?
Are Ariel pods cool too?

NO CAT D.VA POSTING

ITS NOT ALLOWED

vore me to death


tide pods only

For real though rin that's like the opposite of what I said.

Those are just foreign tide pods though
They're the same company

B-but prettier colors

I was saying yes
But the colours are worse
they're not even blue and orange

Blue and orange are complimentary colours...

Blue and green > blue and orange

Orange is the worst color.

Orange is just a lighter brown and brown and pink is an all-star combo.

It makes you look like a cake.

hmph

I can't accept Helck with blue hair, he definitely seems more like a He-Man blondie

yes ples

i wanna know where i can get natsuki's baking shirt


oh yea ??
nice outfit


no me

Yes
But not really though

it's something like what Sabs is like

would like

gibe knife n fork

This is an exception.

It's just a casual shirt.

Something exactly like it might be in the realm of custom-order, but, you can probably find something similar anywhere.


Oh.

i'm usually not a fan of oversized/baggy stuff on me but
others it looks nice
i like the shoes


here u go


no i know its just a sorta ringer shirt with pink and a lil cat emblem but
i want that exactly

THE EXACT ONE with mostly pink cuffs with a white stripe in the middle

Custom order only.

im trying to find it to no avail

-pokes-

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lit af

who takes rooms from places that AREN'T like this
honestly

im gonna die


???????????????
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
im going anyways i wanna eat pho so bad

why not

what's wrong with d.va cat

you leabing?
later potater

d.va cat
i keep seeing people worship here on twitter and it's getting annoying
i just kind of dislike anyone talking about overwatch ever but cat d.va is a new high

not yet but soon

What is pho

Vietnamese Ramen

soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon

i just thought the artwork was cute and well done

but i will refrain from posting X image if it upsets u

its pronounced FUH too
like the first half of a dirty word

when the hero is so nice he tells the villain to prepare himself before blasting him in the face

mangaseeonline.us/read-online/Helck-chapter-83-page-11.html

my car is getting an oil change right now
then im getting my eyebrows cleaned up
then im going to get pho and boba

and probably play some ddr or pop'n

just have a nice day to myself


yeah its nice art... >.>
i dont know why it makes me so grumpy
i just dont like NORMIES :p

Fun?

Man, I decided to experiment making a different kind of soup this morning so I threw in

I topped the soup off with pieces of avacado

It looks really weird but tastes pretty damn good
The avocado melted and now it looks like yellow green soup

yes. fun.

i wonder how she got such a good gradient on her hair

Sounds like a really nice day, this is good news ^^

ty scootsy
also it just occured to me i've been missing out on a bunch of fighting game events
i checked my facebook acc i used to see what was coming up and fight nights is still every tuesday grrrr

and AND citrus clash is starting back up in march i think. i need to get to gamin !!

Get to it girl, gotta be good!

It's just using the texture of the PS brush.

garlic makes magic happen

That unironically sounds amazing.

i gotta be the bestest fightan gamer ever

EVER


i want to color my hair with a texture of a PS brush

nothing wrong with being normal

or being different

You're going to need to make a separate layer for that.

yeah i knoooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww


okay can you teach me ? i wonder what julien bakers closet looks like

prove it!!!!

I love Garlic

I just always brush my teeth after eating food that has a bunch of garlic in it


I still have a bowl left if you want some

Friendos, I'm at a perdicament.

Black with light/dark blue streaks
Brown with light/dark blue streaks
or
Brown with white streaks, and a single red streak in the bangs?

it's just crtl+shift+n

Idk. I haven't been in her house yet.

A natural hair colour

Black, brown, white, and red are all natural colours.

if anything

not liking normal is the same as people hating people that are different

One at a Time they are

Sometimes not even.

Last

I WILL


first option i think


thank u
and also when do you think you will ?


its not so much the normalcy its the generally shallow personality that comes with it
not always but
tends to reign true

FITE ME

SHE'S EATING A STUFFED BUN THAT'S AS BIG AS SHE IS OH MY GOD.

wow gween bean are u saying my personality is crap just cuz i play normie games like overwatch and league
friendship ended with lili
scoot is new best friend

Steamed bun, sorry.

ill stuff ur bun turbofag

I am honour

1st one seems pretty nice

Brown and blue doesn't really seem to go
The last option will probably make you look like an sjw cause 2much color

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To be fair who the literal fuck would play overwatch or league?

Pretty soon. It's taking me a while to plan because she has some security now, since I she saw me last time I tried. But I'll get there.

The real issue with the first one is that it's a lot of dye to upkeep, since my natural colour is brown not black.

I'm more shooting for soft-core scene queen than tumblrina sjw.

absolute madmen whose desire to pass the time and suppress existential dread has surpassed the desire to actually enjoy video games

mangaseeonline.us/read-online/Helck-chapter-86.2-page-15.html

really hard to stay tense when the villain says "You Rascal" and then she goes "beh"

i mean sure it has serious parts but this never stopped being a comic manga

now you're stereotyping

Dyeing hair ain't cheap lol
If you're gonna do it might aswell go all out

Are you gonna cut it too or just dye it?

So pass the time with better vido gams you fag

SHE'S HUNGRY LEAVE HER ALONE

no

Love, if I'm gonna have ass length dyed hair, I'm going to grow it out to that length.

I want the first dye to *not* butcher my wallet.

Plus, it's easier to touch up to that length than to dye it, so there's less odds that my streaks will be wiggy.


I MEAN THAT IT'S INCREDIBLY ADORABLE AND I LOVE IT.

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THAT'S MUCH BETTER.

Rin called me "Love"

Move aside Echo

everyone who replied to me
sorry im too lazy to reply to all four on mobile

i love each and everyone of you though xoxo

it's not hard you ree

I call Echo cute things like "hun" and "my love" though.

calling someone love is more of a condescending thing

And Rin lets me call her cute things like "trash" and "garbage"

rin is the real gomi-chan

Maybe he was just trying to be poetic.

RREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Or maybe Soto wasn't being a twit, and we were having a general conversation, so I felt I could spare the term of endearment.

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Nah, that makes too much sense.


Who-chan?

whats gomi-chan
also i hate brick and mortar banks
how does anyone deal with this

it’s easy af, you go in and conduct your business and leave

I haz glow stick.

LILY AT THE SPERM BANK

I turn into a plank of wood so I don't have to deal with having to exist in a brick and mortar bank.

or
you could just get a real bank
or a credit union if youre gonna go brick and mortar


i like that start

I walk in, slap my card on the counter harder than is acceptable, and calmly yell at the top of my lungs "GREETINGS SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE CARD ASSOCIATED WITH THE ACCOUNT THAT IS OWNED BY ME I WOULD APPRECIATE THE MONEY FUNDS FROM THE ACCOUNT THANK YOU"

Making sure my voice cracks a lot.

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I'm not the only one!

i gotta say
GOOD STRAT
ill try this next time

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stop

wtf banks are real banks?

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INVESTING IN PRIVATE FUCKING PROPERTY

YOU GOD DAMN WHORE

what would be the benefit of disguising it as a hamburger chain

i gotta drive
lova ya babes
xoxoxoxo
be back soon :*

Keep well

Enjoy retirement in a grimy nursing home.


I dunno. Ask Ray Kroc.

That is what you think, all I foresee is you swinging lynch pretty from a lamp post.

just means trash in yapaknees

you lot sure have some strange habits

You don't have to take out the trash if you never enter the house to begin with.

Stay salty, Oliver Twist.

I tried transforming into a "vargulf" and it was rather weak and garbo.

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i'm reading about this now. looks like all it means is they buy the buildings and lease them to the restaurant operator instead of operating it themselves. makes sense because rent is more inflated and more consistent than burger profits.

neat.

Hewwo friends :)

Hello Sinni.

So, when do we break ground on Bep Burger?


good morning

This is my new fav pic.

Short hair bort is like actually great

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I know but like LOOK AT HOW CLEAN BORT LOOKS

Having fun researching mythical creatures. "Vargulf" is supposed to be this powerful demon of unstoppable force but a kitsune could easily crush it.

How are you doing?

It makes him look too much more masculine.

depends how soon we can get a supplier for the rabbits for the patties. also, i need to scout some more illegals to operate the foodtrucks.

you use foodtrucks see because then if they get questioned about their residency or the meat they're selling, they can just drive away. it's flawless.

DEFRIENDED

Wait...so the character's name is actually Bort?

That's fantastic!


That's pay dirt! And I don't just mean what I dropped the fries in before dusting them off and adding them to the warmer.

Bort Diamonds!

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kitsune super powers:

AH that's why people kept stabbing me in the heart hah

the other thing is i haven't figured out where to source the ground human bones and nails for the fried chicken spices. but it's just a logistics thing. just need to sit down and sort it out, y'know. not a big deal or anything.

Cute. :3
Might gotta watch dat there show.


She'd get eaten on the first date.


I thought she was using a tablet for a moment. Didn't remember that scene.

sounds kinda awesome!

I woke up just a bit ago, really groggy and stuffy. but boy is home so life is good!!

There are no tablets in Ireland.

There are no tables in Ireland.

Are there tamales in Ireland?

Also no. People in Ireland only eat potatoes and their feelings.

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SOUNDS alike disgusting

There's one good thing about Ireland...

...Squiddy isn't there.

it's a miserable place.

Spec's attempts to claim he hates me are so awful its almost cute

There is one good thing about ireland

nothing

pick both

:<

Also Squiddy, the Piranha fires so many MGs at one time, and there's so many people running them, that the particle effects actually makes my poor 970 choke on the game, and you can't see shit when like 5 of them start circle strafing and dumping rounds at each other.
Literally a blinding wall of machine gun fire.

Oh shit my cocksock Hu is here

the beef and cabbage is nice

Beef and cabbage isn't a meal. It's two ingredients on a plate.

Ireland has no food culture. Same with Britain. It's shit.

Britain does have food culture you fucking spic halfchat

Next you're going to say water and coffee isn't a national treasure that kicked your ass.

Oh shit my cocksock Soto is here

Every British meal is just slices of meat with vegetables on the side. how exciting.

Nice fuckin meme

I wish I could serve the entire thread a plate of tamales. It's impossible to be grouchy when you're eatin' tamales.

I actually don't like Mexican tamales

They're too dry and kinda bland

Get fucked loco, you have alwatys been a lying shit

Tamales are stupid.

girl at this pho place is on her first date
shes a gamer girl with pokemon plush keychains on her backpack
shes talking about bad first dates with the guy

and shes really loud

Just look at the size of her forehead lmao

nya!

hahahahah
thanks piggy
you did it again

like u

Bigger than your dick lmao

Tough crowd.

I am banning tamales forever.

Red alert!


>saved

grrrrr


pet the focks

pets' pets is a pretty cute idea.

yeah like
why is that the conversation piece you choose to talk about
thats like the worst one is she dumb (yes)

SHES ALSO SWEARING OFTEN !!!!!

Someones being quite the bully today
I like it ;)

Also spoiler your lewds smh there's kids posting at this hour


Guatemalan tamales are better but they're way different than regular tamales

What is a good weight for a 5'11'' person? I think the BMI scale is skewed to non Americans. 180lbs seems to be an average weight around here before you start to look like a skellington.

*pets*

Really makes me think

Mexico
more like
MexiNO

Send me some! :D


Poor guy. Pass him a note on a napkin indicating he should blink six times rapidly if he wants help escaping.


You're a pretty cute idea.

she made a joke about dressing up in drag and mentioned something about f*ckboys


T H O T A L E R T

he seems to be.... Okay with it ?
whatever works :p

its sinni

nuh. i'm a bad idea.

sinnialert

Their kids' names are going to be Krystal with a K and Early.


Nuh-uh.

BMI is skewed towards people who are only skeleton and fat mass.

It doesn't accommodate for muscle mass very well, though it does use a separate scale for men women and children.

To be fair loco is a terrible idea

i was a bad idea, i should have never been conceived

i hope one day i'll be forgotten

I have wide shoulders and feet so naturally there's more mass on the frame.

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Our ancient ancestors leaving the ocean was a terrible idea.


I'll 'member you forever and ever and ever and ever and ever...

Glad I could introduce you to her. hope you're liking it.

STFU

I've got a big bone 4 u.

So 160lbs would be better I guess. It means I have to buy new clothes and I hate shopping.

How much do you weigh anyways Rin?

There's some cute stuff!


Scoot's
Tummy
Full
Up?

impliaciatinging

man I dunno I'm really just memeing

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Yep with turkeys

xd
meme
haha
kill me im tired

So the pirahna is op as fuck, huge surprise?

i like the BDSM POOOOORN

it's really well rendered and i like the colours.

♥ Sounds like a happy tummy!


I wouldn't be interested in such smut.
Got a favorite?

I am more fortunate than some, that will do. But it was good stuff so I shouldn't seem so sullen.
What about you, wench, how is the stomach?

HAHAHAHA
LMAO
No.
Nonononononononono noooooo.

confirmed
op

i like this one, though it's not bdsm or even smut really. i just like how the colour.

Who wants sex?

I think I'm addicted to alcohol

Na, that is just you being a bitch.

You disgust me and cause me to drink.

please don't post porn

I disgust myself, which is why I am drunk right now. Now stop being a bitch.

what loco said !!!!

No I'm just going to drink some apple cider vinegar instead.

Also happy. Had some healthy chicken soup and Earl Grey with honey. :3


I understand. No judgement.


I wanna pet that kitty! (The one in the background.)

I don't understand how.


Hey, drink what you want man. Chug some vanilla extract for all I care.

No no, that genuinely isn't a kink thing. i like how it's painted.

>not wanting to fill liliana to the brim with candy like the good girl she is


Wow, earl grey, whatre you, some kind of British sympathizer.

You got my hopes up.

I do it for the Mother you floozy skank

Oh, I know. 'Cause we talked about it once.


I'd give liliana a hard candy to suck on.

Scoot, I weep when I see all that tea wasted in Boston Harbor. ;__;


Yowza!

U NEED TO KNO DE REY

Good Girl, Sam Houston would be proud of you.

The mother?


I know. You make me sad now.

Okay. Just making sure.

It's a bacterial colony that forms in unfiltered apple cider vinegar that helps with digestion and it makes my body more acidic like battery acid. I think it's a cleaner alternative to liqueur, which destroys the stomach culture (and lining) every damn time you party hard.

i like peppermints

Jesus christ. You are not even close to being an alcoholic. Fucking pleb.

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You have a lot of tranny porn.

I have a lot of porn in general. Anything you want?

How much weight does Fish claim to have lost from transitioning again?

So like Rin what kind of porn do you fap to?

Since youre like trying to be a girl do you fap to like porn aimed towards women or like do you exclusively fap to trap porn

Or just normal porn? Nah, I doubt that lol

Err, not weight, height.

Brain blank.


Not in particular, but I wouldn't be adverse to the posting of tranny on girl porn.

Sam Houston led a gang of men who dumped tequila into the Port of Galveston, sparking the Texas Revolution.


Don't be sad! Use your filthy porn to flood your brain with happy juices!


>hug


Me too! I prefer the soft ones though.

Well, that's embarrassing timing.

:(

you think I'm being coy but I'm not

goddamnit sab

That is one I actually don't have much of. If any. Sorry.


I would rather fill you with happy juices...

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What? No I don't! I know you're telling the truth. I just want you to know that I know.


:O


Ok, that was lie. But wouldn't that be cool?

For real, though, Soto, I don't really fap much at all, and when I the materials change.

I have more hard turn-offs than I do hard turn-ons.

I dont like the soft ;;

Aw. It's ok. I still love you.

okay.

also don't flirt with my BF, lili. he is for me only.

You would enjoy it.

Please. Idiot.


Stinky.

love u too :p

NO ONE TOLD YOU TO SPEAK, WHORE

So like every when then? Clearly seems like you don't fap everyday
Like twice a week? Or would that still be too much?

What are some of your hard turn offs?

:c

Can't trust loco.

brb Sushi and beer

Be nice to people, or you might end up driving them away!

that's what the type of niggas who come here want though
if they let people close they get to see how fucking sad and small they are

Depends, tbh.

An absolute average for my adulthood is probably once every one to two months.

Piss.
Scat.

Presumptuous much

I thought we were talking about people, not our dicks.

are you sure that each and every one of them wants it? I, for one, do not think I'd like to be bullied here

I bet loafie is a fucking nerd.

I bet Loafie is Blood Chan.

Would still bang.

both of these statements are false, and I ask that you kindly stop from spreading such slander

loafie is bc confirmed

I know I for one am better than you

it ain't me

You fucking wish.

Better at being a stoned idiot

goddem

Sup with the muscle women

Aren't they hot?

nibba why you saying they

I'm an intellectual.

Yeah

DID SOMEONE
FUCKING USE
A FUCKING PRONOUN
IN MY FUCKING THREAD!?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I am glad we agree. This makes me want to take you out for a beer.

I don't really drink

Then how I am going to get into your pants....

because it's a generalized statement about all of us
even me

GENERALIZED

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Gimme twenty dollars

Y-yeah...!
Take that...!
Hmph!

cookie game strong who wants one

Will you act like you are enjoying it?

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oh please we all know my dick is small
it's 1 inch long and 5 inches wide like a fucking sideways eraser

ye
so it should have been we

Do you think if you were to replace a human girl's blood with that of a dog that the girl would be okay or what

why do we let scoots post again?

i wish my pp was inverted

Because you love me and I am strong.

I'll take a box of white chocolate macadamia nut, and a box of peanut butter.


Is it half an inch tall too?:^)

Imagine, inverting your dick in Liliana

these are the good choices ^^^^^

chocolate chunks a runner up

who fucking cares u incorrigible nerd most of the time i dont even type out the word you


think of like a hyenas clit but also kind of curly like a pigs tail

That is a bit of a disturbing question that is making my boner die. But no, I would say not.

I'm dying wtf.

If dog blood was good for people, then why wouldn't we all be blood-chan?

trick question, I was blood-chan all along

And that's retarded too, and I remind that of you regularly.

Green bean just needs to three dimensionally transform his dick in his mind.

Iunno I think blood works the same for every animal. Let me get out of bed

Jesus christ that face is horrifying.

I'll have what he's smoking, please.

But not all blood is the same. Otherwise we would raise pigs to get their blood instead of asking for people to donate it.

It gets me fucking diamonds.

...

The issue with changing someone's blood is the genetic code it contains.

Are immune systems are coded to remove anything that doesn't match and so if you were to just replace all of someone's blood with that from another animal or person they'd probably die as the blood dies and decays inside them faster than their body can replenish.

I see it.
I don't care.

Imagine, having CAT BLOOD and being Halle Berry in the Multi-award winning "Catwoman" (2004)

idk bub im fucking bored out of my mind and everyone is busy having LIVES


ur retarded for caring
as long as u can understand what im saying its fine
the rest of us grew out of needing to be the perfect grammar edgelord at like 17

i mean that it has the same function.

this would be an interesting way to kill someone. heh

well except for darwin, i guess

And most of us grow out of the 'lol im so cool and aloof i look at me deliberately type badly' phase at like 20.

It's why organ transplant patients usually have to stay on immunosupressants for the rest of their lives.

But I still type poorly.

sometimes do to the random pains in my eye i worry that i've developed a subconjunctival hemorrhage but then i look in the mirror it's fine.

thats sad

i dont care enough about this conversation to take the extra millisecond and type properly

actually i dont care enough about this conversation to continue it

Same. But we don't type u.

Exactly.
That phase.

So, will you pretend like you enjoy it, moogs?

I read an article once that one lady forgot, and was fine.

Turned out that some of her donor's marrow had managed to get into her system and turn her into a chimera, so her immune system wasn't fighting off the transplant anymore.


u shult spik 4 urself tbh

enjoy what. getting to see my dingus is all 20 will get you

Basically what I'm saying is that everyone needs to type with exactly as much effort as me and any more is being an edgelord and any less is just pretending you don't care to be cool.

fuck thats really cool. i wonder if thats possible to do on purpose

That is fucking steep, bud.

im real shy

Good night.

Bull shit. You just don't want me to ravage you.

i shit spike number myself desu?

nini scoot

I have to reverse the flow of the juices and reabsorb them with all this degeneracy everywhere.

i think that's gay

Marrow transplants are a thing too.

I don't really know much about the procedure, though, so I don't know how viable it is to just make it part of other organ transplants.


You did?
That's gross, squiddy, what the heck.

Goodnight scootsy

That was a QUESTION, rinno

When has that ever stopped you before?

fair.

yeah i mean i was about to say purposefully changing someone into a chimera for the sake of easing organ transplants seems real funky and cool. also chimera is a cool word too

bbc.com/news/health-38717930

i dont wanna be a chimera unless i get lion claws snake fangs and a cool fucking mane

the goat bits can stay away though

So when are we doing this? I got the urge to make you cum ribbons.

I'm good at taking care of old people because I give them energy.

Guys
Guys
Guys

We're missing the real issue here.
Ki-mera or chi-mera?

i cant tell if your posts are ironic because of how consistent they are

Freaking casual.


Yeah. I inadvertently ended up doing a lot of research on transplants and chimeraism when someone told me womb transplants were a thing once.

It's kinda a really neat subject.

Ki-mera

Being a social worker drove my dad nuts.

i tell you what mandy it has been a long time since i've looked at gay furry creampies...like really looked.

former obvs

...

fuck

that sounds sketchy i would hold out for synthetic ones.

Yeah but to counterpoint

that's fucking retarded why would you say it like that

Chi

I got you covered, fam.

it just sounds better DICK

tfw u will never drink rins goat milk from the source

ugh it's that artist.

nude zabivaka

You are lucky I have anything of it, geez!

i was in the bad boys from 2013 g/fur discord and they posted a like inflatable pool toy with a really nice asshole and i was like huh...

Avery will always be my femboi waifu tbh
e621.net/post/index/1/avery_(roanoak)

okay I'm turning on heroin magic now to block my libido.

I'm watching a japanese game show where people try to talk to english siri to see if she can understand them properly.


Yeah, I feel ya.

It still got me to learn something about my own body though so it was neat.


Because some asshole decided that ch is sometimes k.


Nah, I don't want goat tits.

I was never really a fan of much gfur.

ok seriously is the magic guy joking or is he just actually nuts like socks4hands

...

tbh im just a straight up furry cuz i would definitely have a tail/animal ears of pretty much any type if i had the choice

you worry me

raji is pretty good. him and like narse are like the best entry level furry butthole artists i would say.

tacklebox is obviously the best actual artist in terms of like conceptual knowledge i think.

If someone offered me a medication that would turn me into a fox girl I'd freaking take that stuff in a heartbeat.

Every last one.

I'm the only cat girl, no one else is allowed.

Grr grr.

dude batman beyond had something like that

I really don't know any of those artists.

How are your feelings on demonic possession?

truly uncultured trash. only real patricians wack their wieners to gay dog men fucking each other.

I know. Sorry. Forgives me?

of course. what have you been up to today.

Just work. Drunk now though. You? Been sleeping all day?

class starts at like 7ish. leave school at about 1ish. it's pysch, c++, and english comp. i've been reading american psycho recently. it is some foul shit.

that's also a classic gay furry comic. this is nostalgic. you really can see how inept meesh was in that one.

Seems scary.
I wouldn't want anything else controlling my body, or tainting my mind.

You are taking psych, eh? Anything interesting.

Glad I can take you down memory lane.

What's 1_6?

It gets pretty strange sometimes.

we're just starting on freud and how he was all about that yayo and little timmy was afraid of a horse biting off his dick which meant to freud that he was really afraid of his father and he wanted to fuck mommy.

again thats another classic. only now can i see that it is garbage.

The first page of a different comic.

Why do you want to know?

How the fuck does any of that make sense?

it was the victorian era you shouldn't expect a lot

this is pretty kinky

Oh.


Because I wanted to be satisfied in knowing that I was right about the blatantly obvious outcome.

Yeah I guess.

Also what is, the comic?


You were wrong though, no?

But that is perverted.

sometimes i wish my dick was black like that. not like a niggers but like a cold black.

yes

Never seen it before?

jockstraps are also very sexy in concept

oh i have. many times.

Are you enjoying it? Or should I stop?

new

I was wrong about the pattern, but right about the blatantly obvious outcome.

Got any sfur?


Ugh, shut up DAD.