Newt thread~ Protecc Earth-chan

Colton James
Colton James

Newt thread~

Protecc Earth-chan.

All urls found in this thread:

urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tripfag Circlejerk
youtube.com/watch?v=ORYQKGxO65I
youtube.com/watch?v=GWeZgoDG994

Chase Nguyen
Chase Nguyen

bomp

Parker Nguyen
Parker Nguyen

Echo is a cool and likable poster

Angel Anderson
Angel Anderson

Cuck.

But true.

Asher Thompson
Asher Thompson

Earth-chan is shiny

Ryder Lee
Ryder Lee

That image makes me want to kill the planet faster

Evan Gray
Evan Gray

Not wrong, you are~

Bring it on, bae.

Jacob Wilson
Jacob Wilson

Aw shucks
You're super likeable yourself.

David Cooper
David Cooper

Can't wait for her to bring me with her

Ryder Price
Ryder Price

Wish is a boy

Joshua Baker
Joshua Baker

We're all boys

Jacob Price
Jacob Price

*a cute boy

David Thompson
David Thompson

(yet)

Thomas Roberts
Thomas Roberts

Kill yourself, Duke

Landon Evans
Landon Evans

Water actually has a pretty high reflectance, so Earth would be shiny when viewed from other planets.

Levi Ortiz
Levi Ortiz

boom

Luis Wood
Luis Wood

Can't

Levi Nguyen
Levi Nguyen

One day.

Liam Cooper
Liam Cooper

mmmmwah :3

Oliver Mitchell
Oliver Mitchell

There was a guy that visited my department who had a bunch of pictures of himself like that.

Samuel Young
Samuel Young

Only faggots browse Holla Forums aka Alicefag rejects

Cameron Bailey
Cameron Bailey

Probably~

Mason Rogers
Mason Rogers

Oh so the user is kermit

Eli Howard
Eli Howard

not even probably! It is very similar with most of the icy moons.

Camden Thomas
Camden Thomas

Wasn't an Alicefag to begin with

Juan Russell
Juan Russell

We should build a giant mirror and send it lightyears away into space so we can use to to look up Earthchan's skirt when she was a loli

Blake Peterson
Blake Peterson

So why do you associate with them?

Ethan Peterson
Ethan Peterson

that is not how light works

Ian Sanchez
Ian Sanchez

They come to /waifu/

Adam Sullivan
Adam Sullivan

Kermit the Fag or the Frog?

I won't get to be lucky enough to watch Earth from another place sooooo doesn't matter. ;-;

I am skeptical that it will work but intrigued that it may....

Cooper Parker
Cooper Parker

You might!

Jonathan Jones
Jonathan Jones

And ruin

Brayden Carter
Brayden Carter

Is there a difference
:3c

Ye

Hunter Perez
Hunter Perez

Not like I can stop people from posting
Like Nevada

Logan Flores
Logan Flores

He's irrelevant

Elijah Martinez
Elijah Martinez

I wish~ ♥

Not really!

Also wait, does Alice still pretend to be relevant or something?

Robert Watson
Robert Watson

And annoying

Easton Harris
Easton Harris

Irrelevants calling irrelevants irrelevant

Joseph Scott
Joseph Scott

I bet you will!

John Kelly
John Kelly

Probably? Post mom pics of you being mom.

William Thompson
William Thompson

A vicious cycle

Easton Wood
Easton Wood

Just renounce your homosexual ways and be a normal, functioning member of society.

Jack Powell
Jack Powell

I'm actually relevant unlike your washed up ass. You're a literally who. Literally whos don't get to voice their opinions.

Kevin Hill
Kevin Hill

Difference is, I don't pretend to be~

Dooooork.

John Kelly
John Kelly

Jace Gomez
Jace Gomez

You are not wrong!
But space travel is cool

Mason Nelson
Mason Nelson

okie donk gilgy

Hunter Gutierrez
Hunter Gutierrez

You should kys urself

Ayden Brown
Ayden Brown

It is, cannot get commercialized fast enough.

Jeremiah Bell
Jeremiah Bell

Oh, I was just memeing at that other loser.

Christian Perry
Christian Perry

<3

Ryder White
Ryder White

kys urself

Jack Hall
Jack Hall

Ah, welp I wasn't really paying attention tot heir posts. Figured they weren't worth it.

<3

Silly.

Adam Jenkins
Adam Jenkins

I think it will within 50 years

Joshua King
Joshua King

I'm gay

Evan Robinson
Evan Robinson

Well he is self-admittedly gay after all.

Alexander Nguyen
Alexander Nguyen

Yep that's me.

Easton Edwards
Easton Edwards

xd

Ian Hughes
Ian Hughes

I'll be old by then. I guess I could die in space, would be nice~

RIP him.

And cute!

Carson Jackson
Carson Jackson

Definitely me~

Jackson Flores
Jackson Flores

medical science will probably be better by then, also

Joseph Thompson
Joseph Thompson

Hahahahahah I am so funny and original I make jokes about autism and cancer xD. I am such a l33t m3m3r guise. 1v1 me in Roblox xD. Geddit bcuz its a k1d's gayme?! m1t3 as w3ll 1v1 me in Clu8 Pen9u1n 2! I am the l33tist of tehm all!!!!!!101010111! No sw34r1ng!! 1t is 4 Khristian M1n3Cr4ft s3rv3r xD haha jokes about su1c1d3 & suc#. i liek d4rth 9r4p3s xD 1'm s0 3dgy m4n!!!! My w1fu 1s [email protected]! Xd

David Nelson
David Nelson

find help

Jonathan Moore
Jonathan Moore

guys could you quiet down me and my gal need some private time.....

Andrew Collins
Andrew Collins

user is stroking out.

Jaxson Watson
Jaxson Watson

wow

Grayson Peterson
Grayson Peterson

he put my trip in the name field
That's really something special

Joshua Thomas
Joshua Thomas

Tru, tho RIP me too because I was going to go out until I looked at the weather :^)

Luis Ward
Luis Ward

stroke me out

Levi Wilson
Levi Wilson

same
I'm kinda jealous yours was way better

Brandon Smith
Brandon Smith

It's a pretty good trip, I won't lie

Jaxon Davis
Jaxon Davis

You ever notice how it's the Alice fags or people from other boards who have to come here to tell us how much better they are because we pretty much never go to their boards anymore?

Gavin Flores
Gavin Flores

ya

Aaron Powell
Aaron Powell

I'm from waifu
You're a dog fucker
Fite me on apparently Roblox

Josiah Reyes
Josiah Reyes

I never notice them

Grayson Russell
Grayson Russell

No not the trip I meant the post mocking you while using your trip in the name field.
Yours was better.
It is a pretty good trip tho.
I miss my old YanBwaka trip but I deleted it by accident

Eli Davis
Eli Davis

Sorry. My main is on Gaia Online.

Liam Mitchell
Liam Mitchell

YanBwaka was a bad trip sorry not sorry

Alexander Butler
Alexander Butler

Very well, you win this round

Thomas Morris
Thomas Morris

Wow mean pls no bully me Wish I'm being nice

Oliver Rivera
Oliver Rivera

Leak your trip so you'll never lose it.
You people are more obsessed with having info on each other that it's never going to be gone.

*Jitters uncontrollably*

Jack Gutierrez
Jack Gutierrez

I can tell my sister is home
I hear freaking out over nothing

Ryder Torres
Ryder Torres

Kyle you and Eba will literally not stop gossiping about each other to me when I don't even care I don't wanna hear this "you people" nonsense

Dylan Gomez
Dylan Gomez

lol

Mason James
Mason James

I sent you one thing.
Like 4 days ago.

Jeremiah Young
Jeremiah Young

Jitter?

Ethan Miller
Ethan Miller

It was fucking YESTERDAY

Jordan Phillips
Jordan Phillips

It was still one thing.
And only one thing.

Jitter.

Anthony Long
Anthony Long

:3

Maybe. Or we will have begun the nuking~

Is it snowing a lot again? It's been near nonstop here.

Michael Cooper
Michael Cooper

nigga messaged me that same shit

Leo Torres
Leo Torres

And the week before that you wanted dirt on TP

Justin Gray
Justin Gray

Why jitter?

Ethan Cox
Ethan Cox

Yeah, because it was funny they were so retarded.

And you constantly ask anytime there is gossip anyway.

It's a funny word.

Camden Powell
Camden Powell

I bullied the tripcode not you!

Mhmm, cold as fuck too...

Ayden Thomas
Ayden Thomas

I guess?

Henry Sanders
Henry Sanders

You're not as different as you'd like to think.

☜(゚ヮ゚☜)
But the tripcode was near and dear to my heart and bullying it is akin to bullying me :(

Caleb Williams
Caleb Williams

So who is the user you pissed off.

Benjamin Cruz
Benjamin Cruz

Yuup. Dunno how bad it's been there but with windchill it's been like -30 a good few of these days.

Doooork~ *Pats*

Matthew Hall
Matthew Hall

Off to play lol.

Brayden Young
Brayden Young

Waaaht?

Have fun, babe~ ;3

Brandon Diaz
Brandon Diaz

I think someone said it was Kermit?

Colton Jones
Colton Jones

see ya bub

Adam Sanders
Adam Sanders

You called me a mean name...

Jackson Scott
Jackson Scott

:^(

Sorry...

Something like that, yeah.
The wind is a bitch right now.

Kayden Hall
Kayden Hall

Dork is not mean~

The wind... The one thing we can't just kill with fire. :c

Gabriel Stewart
Gabriel Stewart

Well, as along as you're sorry I guess it's okay.
It is

Dylan Cook
Dylan Cook

That artist is adorable.

Adam Perry
Adam Perry

i guess i probably could have assumed that you followed wolfgang

Dylan Hughes
Dylan Hughes

#NotAllFurries

Adam Ortiz
Adam Ortiz

Aw, sorry. ♥

Nathaniel Wilson
Nathaniel Wilson

Well, as along as you're sorry I guess it's okay.

Jacob Howard
Jacob Howard

*Huggu*

Oliver Evans
Oliver Evans

You can't kill fire with fire either.

:)

Jason Ross
Jason Ross

What a beautiful smile

Nolan Walker
Nolan Walker

.///.

Christian Rodriguez
Christian Rodriguez

Wow cute blush too.

Gabriel Campbell
Gabriel Campbell

uwu

Liam Wilson
Liam Wilson

Great meme

Jacob Sanchez
Jacob Sanchez

nwn

Ian Morales
Ian Morales

Great game

Carter Morris
Carter Morris

When your duo fucks up his R as Kalista and you make the best of it and the other team FFs

William Flores
William Flores

Stop playing League

Easton Flores
Easton Flores

No.

Also learn how to rip textures off DS games for me.

And I'm sorry I snapped at you.

Jeremiah Jackson
Jeremiah Jackson

What game

John Jackson
John Jackson

That's a lot of work though.
What DS game do you want?
Neverwinter Nights

Lucas Williams
Lucas Williams

Animal Crossing. I want to make like, a plaza world for VRchat for me you, and a few of our friends to hang in.

Jaxson Campbell
Jaxson Campbell

Return to the Forgotten Realms in this bestselling Dungeons & Dragons roleplaying game. Combines all the content of Neverwinter Nights Diamond Edition with all-new enhanced features. Includes 100+ hours of award-winning adventures and the tools to create your own!

Wyatt Taylor
Wyatt Taylor

What specific game (and it's going to be spring fuk u)
It's an older game I'm not sure how it holds up now tbh.

Dylan Butler
Dylan Butler

Nevermind.

Owen Green
Owen Green

I have dreams like that, except I start changing the game rules.

And fucking the NPCs.

Aiden Powell
Aiden Powell

Nah just kidding, I don't have sex with anyone.
But I got on the good graces of the lonely female train conductor and I promised her that I'd see her around ;)

Kevin Morales
Kevin Morales

think I might like this show

William Ortiz
William Ortiz

first couple games of overwatch in over a month

first game: hanzo. quickplay. was godly. got the most insane shots. flowed like water. won.

someone called me a god.

second game. moira. quickplay. was godly. had all the gold medals for almost the whole game. won. got 5 commendations at the end.

someone said I was amazing.

feltgoodmen.

Charles Morris
Charles Morris

I played Skyrim

some Hagravens kept killing me and I kept reloading like 10-15 times and eventually just said nah and went the other way and took it out on some bandits.

Benjamin Nguyen
Benjamin Nguyen

this season, I'm going to get Master.

Thomas Robinson
Thomas Robinson

those bleeping crones are hard to kill. try kiting them through runes repeatedly.

Benjamin Cook
Benjamin Cook

oh, no. I am playing peasant challenge, my character is illiterate and can't read books or learn spells, and is not the dragonborn.

I'm a Breton Reachman and sided with the Forsworn to take back Markarth and the Reach.

Evan Rivera
Evan Rivera

is he sneaky, like most Bretons?

Luis Lopez
Luis Lopez

>>>>overwatch

Robert Hernandez
Robert Hernandez

g2g.

Jordan King
Jordan King

Not really, but she has an incredible magic resistance.. and is decent in a fight with a shield and war axe, loves to shield bump people in the face.

Aaron Robinson
Aaron Robinson

see, doesn't even hurt.

Luke Butler
Luke Butler

owie

Easton Taylor
Easton Taylor

Mei.jpg

Asher Brown
Asher Brown

See, the ice projectile went completely through my skull, but as I didn't believe magic to be real it simply was revealed to be an illusion.

I believe magic is mostly a placebo effect, and that's why my character has such a high magic resistance- it only affects me if I believe in it, as if it were a curse; so any 'damage' it is supposed to inflict, I negate it with my will and logic saying that these things simply are not real or valid.

.. Nah, I'm kidding. My character's an illiterate axe-wielding alchemist who relies on pure survival instinct and knowledge of flora and fauna. Magic, to her, is fancy bullshit. It's trickery. She doesn't believe in it.

Ryder Lopez
Ryder Lopez

I guess though, it's a mix of melee and thief ideas, since I'm actually rather good at mixing deadly poisons now..
I had an alchemist in Oblivion years ago, but they were also a conjurer so alchemy sustained their limited magicka regen.
This time around it's all about potent heal/stamina potions and deadly poisons, paralysis and invisibility.

Ayden Murphy
Ayden Murphy

:stopmusic:

Benjamin Reyes
Benjamin Reyes

I've gone from playing a meek spellsword with no survival abilities whatsoever, having to rely on strong conjures and deadly poisons, to another alchemy-based character who instead is down to earth and attuned with flora/fauna but completely lacks magic skill.. making up for it with finesse in armed combat.

Not retarded, just illiterate.. and doing things their own way

Jose Morris
Jose Morris

Oh, Aisling has informed me that she doesn't wish for her life to be a spectacle.
Something about being orphaned, bad memories yadda yadda, covered in scars and shit. Probably repression stuff going on there.

She doesn't look happy but I guess survival is survival.

Brandon Nguyen
Brandon Nguyen

:O

Nolan Roberts
Nolan Roberts

With a giraffe-neck like that I could see them getting picked on by all the other fat little Nord children.

Austin Morgan
Austin Morgan

you can make your goat into a giraffe in goat simulator

Justin Morales
Justin Morales

it's just "tall goat" lol

Liam Campbell
Liam Campbell

Is there an 'alpaca' medium? or even 'llama'?

Camden Sullivan
Camden Sullivan

How is everyone doing?

Joshua Howard
Joshua Howard

Discussing ungulates.

Adrian Brooks
Adrian Brooks

ungulates?

Logan Baker
Logan Baker

artiodactyla.

Grayson Wood
Grayson Wood

Placed silver 2. Not bad considering they pushed everyones rank down.

Jacob Bailey
Jacob Bailey

goats, giraffes, llamas, and alpacas.. the latter two being camelids.

Sebastian Russell
Sebastian Russell

i dont feel good :c

Charles Howard
Charles Howard

Good job babe, proud of you

James Davis
James Davis

I got it

that's a pretty unusual conversation.

Grayson Garcia
Grayson Garcia

any specific symptoms?

Dominic Gonzalez
Dominic Gonzalez

.>tfw not docking with Wish

Camden Allen
Camden Allen

Disgusting

Thomas Bennett
Thomas Bennett

Soto. You want to dock?

Luke Hughes
Luke Hughes

i bought a thing.

Zachary Butler
Zachary Butler

headache

malaise

Henry Thomas
Henry Thomas

Come on Wish

I just wanna have some bro time with you

Curly haired twinks only

Carter Parker
Carter Parker

symmetrical docking

Matthew Bell
Matthew Bell

I can shave and curl my hair.

Andrew Sullivan
Andrew Sullivan

Curly haired twinks only

I don't fit the criteria anyways.

Benjamin Russell
Benjamin Russell

Wait how tall are you again?

Cooper Martinez
Cooper Martinez

hi wishy

Landon Howard
Landon Howard

if it's a pressure headache, you can cup both hands over your nose and mouth, and then breathe deeply through your nose only- with enough of a seal made by your hands so that it requires effort to push air out or take air in.

Repeat that slowly and deeply for about a minute and a half, do try to actually breathe in oxygen; just make sure there's some suction making it more difficult to take air in and breathe air out.

Tell me if that helps.

Ryan Ortiz
Ryan Ortiz

6 feet. 2 inches.
2 measurements.

Jackson Carter
Jackson Carter

is cocoa san the redhead?

Daniel Anderson
Daniel Anderson

Hi hi

Justin Murphy
Justin Murphy

no thanks

William Taylor
William Taylor

cocoa is the cofeee girl

Charles Edwards
Charles Edwards

Well, enjoy your suffering then.

Colton Hernandez
Colton Hernandez

cawfee~

Carter Torres
Carter Torres

Wish are you cut or uncut?

Sebastian Scott
Sebastian Scott

Can you even circumcise a vagina?

Tyler Lee
Tyler Lee

yes it's a way of torture for children in the middle east/africa

Christian Campbell
Christian Campbell

Cut.

Jeremiah Hill
Jeremiah Hill

in some African countries they remove the clitoris, or even the entire labia and sew up what's left of the vagina with a small opening for urine.

Grayson Jenkins
Grayson Jenkins

Hot.

Leo Smith
Leo Smith

Thanks

Ayden Allen
Ayden Allen

Calm down there Rin

Josiah Murphy
Josiah Murphy

It's not really torture at such a young age, as no circumcized boys remember the ritual either.

Nathan Baker
Nathan Baker

Well I'm not Jewish so

Gabriel Campbell
Gabriel Campbell

It's just finding out later in life that your genitals were ritualistically mutilated.

Nolan Gutierrez
Nolan Gutierrez

just because you don't explicitly remember it means it isn't torture

Jordan Murphy
Jordan Murphy

I thought they used it as like a preventative measure upon puberty unless it's breast ironing or w/e I'm thinking of.

Jack King
Jack King

Wait was cut the wrong answer?

Brandon Russell
Brandon Russell

Well I'm not Jewish so

Your nose begs to differ

Luke Moore
Luke Moore

Complete removal of the clitoris is akin to removal of the foreskin in males, the purpose is to decrease sexual sensitivity and prevent children from getting sexually aroused and 'sinning'.

Ayden Campbell
Ayden Campbell

Why do you pretend to know things about me

Elijah Martinez
Elijah Martinez

Right. Preventative measure.

Like Corn Flakes lol

Logan Jenkins
Logan Jenkins

Except in a girl, because of the sensitivity of the clitoris, it's basically like having your whole penis cut off when you're a kid because your religion, despite it telling you that you were made in God's image, has a subset of rules where ritual mutilation involves the removal of God's gift of sexual stimulation because religious logic.

Lincoln Rivera
Lincoln Rivera

religious logic is like anime physics

Eli Robinson
Eli Robinson

And though Jesus died on the cross to absolve everyones' sins, apparently we can still be sinners and need to be saved and genital mutilation continues even in North America.

Jonathan Jones
Jonathan Jones

The bible is the story and Jesus was the big tit plot device.

Andrew Bell
Andrew Bell

womp womp

Camden Jackson
Camden Jackson

To establish a closer relationship

Christopher Jackson
Christopher Jackson

we have to save our babies.

cut off the sensitive parts so they don't sin.

Logan Ortiz
Logan Ortiz

I'm French x Dutch but I don't think I have a big nose :^(

Michael Sanchez
Michael Sanchez

nobody here gets to experience my 'sinful' side, though.

Josiah Butler
Josiah Butler

go on...

Aiden Ward
Aiden Ward

did you guys know its the year of the dog? :D

Isaiah Edwards
Isaiah Edwards

There is nothing I can buy in lol with in game money aside from 4 more rune pages.

Samuel Morgan
Samuel Morgan

No need to feel self conscious

Do French/Dutch people have big noses?

Jack Johnson
Jack Johnson

not until after valentine's day in february, you shithead.

Wyatt Edwards
Wyatt Edwards

Wait what the hell am I responsible for
I haven't done anything

Dylan Carter
Dylan Carter

I think a significant portion of Dutch people are Jewish and Jewish people stereotypically have big noses :^)

Benjamin Cook
Benjamin Cook

Alice fags are ruining our anime threads run by furries.

William Mitchell
William Mitchell

Some irrelevant /waifu/ poster came here to talk shit about Duke and someone said it was you.

You're good babe.

Brandon Rodriguez
Brandon Rodriguez

You should see German noses on women, where they come straight out of the forehead at an angle.

Jack Morales
Jack Morales

Unfortunate.

Easton Barnes
Easton Barnes

Well you do have curly hair too and you seem to be a cheap ass mf too so I think you might be jewish dude

Cooper Stewart
Cooper Stewart

Hey squash!
Katz messaged me a few hours ago
it was a little awkward.

All /waifu/ posters are irrelevant.
Also I don't even know who Duke is, why the hell would I bully him!

also hello!

Jose Miller
Jose Miller

He was trying to post here a few times.
He's beyond dead to me, and that's all I care to say on him.

Aiden Thompson
Aiden Thompson

Oh I see now, Yan made a joke at my expense and Duke took it seriously.

I'm not an Alicefag Reject, I'm just an Alicefag.
And I don't stir shit these days.
I just hang out in chat and get upset about nerd shit.

Jose Parker
Jose Parker

I don't have Jew curls though.
My hair isn't super curly.

I mean, they're relevant to themselves if that means anything.
Duke posts both there and here and people hate him for it there or something ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hey there, how're things?

Easton Reed
Easton Reed

That's right; Alice is the reject!

Asher Parker
Asher Parker

I'm back

Brayden Stewart
Brayden Stewart

Hey Kermit remember back when I would egg on you for crying over some breakup that you had online with some other alicefag shitter and you'd get all triggered that i'd always bring it up?

Man, I miss those days

So like Wavy?

Why the fuck you lying to me you fucking moosenigger

Tyler Jones
Tyler Jones

HAVE YOU SEEN GAME OF THRONES

John Lee
John Lee

*read?

Brody Smith
Brody Smith

I want to get pegged by Soto.
And I say pegged because I know his dick ain't big enough to forgo a strap on.

Dominic Wright
Dominic Wright

Yeah, John Snow fucks Khaleesi and it turns out she's his aunt

Ryder Rogers
Ryder Rogers

His arms are chicken wings as well.

Ian Powell
Ian Powell

no context post #2

Jordan Price
Jordan Price

I was surprised to hear him and Mr.Eastwood were still together.

and here I haven't had a relationship last more than like 3 months.

Thread politics are silly.
And I'm fine, kinda tired considering the hour.

You?

She still runs successful threads almost every day and she's been around for almost 7 years now so...Idk about that.

A lot of people sure seem to have some problems with her though

Yeah I do.
You were a mean opportunistic weasel of a person.

Guessing not much has changed, considering.

Blake Jones
Blake Jones

If I was asking about reading then wouldn't I have just said A Song of Ice and Fire?
Also it was more about Peter Dinklage.

Literally Tyrion's hair is my hair.
Except mine is shorter now :^)

Ethan Taylor
Ethan Taylor

I no longer talk to either of them.

How are you otherwise?

Jayden Rodriguez
Jayden Rodriguez

MANAKA !!

Leo Thompson
Leo Thompson

I didn't do it!

Luis Brooks
Luis Brooks

Likely because Alice has some problems of his own. I don't know if I could drag out a fantasy world for that long, online.

Joshua Nelson
Joshua Nelson

no context response.

hey you fuck, that's my thing.

Jace Butler
Jace Butler

I WAS SAYING HELLO [email protected]!

SHOOT ME

Liam Perry
Liam Perry

Literally you know someone at some point in his life had to have used his last name against him in an insult.

"So, little man, what are you packing down there, a dick.. or just some dinklage?"

Chase Turner
Chase Turner

Grids, you know. I don't know why
I have a photo of you

that double exclamation marks made me think you're mad at me!

William Wood
William Wood

My room mate fell asleep in his chair and makes a light hum noise when he exhales.
He's adorable as hell.

Adam Cooper
Adam Cooper

I mean, taking things here seriously is pretty laughable in general.

I can't complain at all. I somehow managed to fuck my sleep schedule up which is unfortunate. But I'm always tired anyways.

Amazing.

Owen Walker
Owen Walker

Oh how rude

lmao hell yeah I was

Eh, I ain't much of an asshole anymore
Some would say I'm a "nice guy" now

Yeah, but are you cut or uncut tho?

Andrew Miller
Andrew Miller

PROVE ME WRONG

Hunter Brown
Hunter Brown

NOT MAD JUST EXCITED !!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Kayden Evans
Kayden Evans

Also, Peter.

Double screwed for name jokes about his dick.

Brandon Reed
Brandon Reed

Maybe his whole acting career is an overcompensation?

Bentley Peterson
Bentley Peterson

calm down, do you someone to pat your back and hold your hand?

Samuel Stewart
Samuel Stewart

no.

oh, I'm sure a few people here have photos of me, I just deleted most of my images that were backed up to onedrive, but I had a few people on there for some reason.

Nicholas Wilson
Nicholas Wilson

have a dream about being cuddled
wake up
want to die
every damn day

John Torres
John Torres

I talked to Clint a few months ago in here but before that it had been years. Ah well.
Kinda sad the whole gang drifted apart but maybe it's for the best considering.

And I'm getting along kinda shitty if I'm being totally honest. There's something fucked up with the pipes here, a spot that isn't insulated somewhere. Been ~-20 here on a lot of nights and the water pipes keep freezing up, it's been a pain in the ass.

I'm sure this is just some opportunistic shit stirring, but what fantasy?

I've been close with Alice for years, she's pretty down to earth IMO. Maybe a little too idealistic for her own good.

yeah I hear you. I've had raccoon eyes since I was like 14. Hope we don't have some shitty undiagnosed sleeping conditions!

Well that's good I suppose
*tips fedora*

Owen Ward
Owen Ward

Nigga you just want dick pics

Andrew Garcia
Andrew Garcia

YES !!!!!!!!!!!!!

shoot me

get a daki like me theyre nice

Oliver Young
Oliver Young

no.

Chase Rogers
Chase Rogers

Dying is the eternal cuddle.

After I found out he accused me of giving his nudes to Fool I decided it was best to no longer associate.

We're having that issue around here as well. Pipes are shit and the maintenance people were checking them the other day.
Hope things go better for you.

Hunter Bennett
Hunter Bennett

I literally said that I was uncut

His entire name is a dick joke

I think I'm okay, I can keep it under control easily enough.

James Diaz
James Diaz

And who are you to deny me them?

Jayden Martin
Jayden Martin

Ah, alright. I'm glad I don't care.

NO! MANAKA!

MENAGE!

Jackson Ortiz
Jackson Ortiz

and why not !

Carter Gonzalez
Carter Gonzalez

Oh neat, that is still a thing.

Blake Myers
Blake Myers

because you're a nice person.

Ayden Collins
Ayden Collins

it's nostalgic, i was browsing the folder i have saved since years ago.
Unfortunately I forgot on what occasion you took this photo

Tell alexa :D

MENAGE? WHAT IS IT

Nicholas Powell
Nicholas Powell

LMAO
Did you really?
Damn, I really need to pay more attention to your responses lol
I tend to just skim through your boring responses most of the time

I'm finally growing up

or something like that

At least pay pal me like a dollar or two for a beer, goddamn

Brandon Perez
Brandon Perez

someone says Kermit's name and he responds within an hour
It's almost like he's lurking 24/7 to see if someone mentions his name.

Jackson Evans
Jackson Evans

aw :3
you're making me flustered

alexa, please hug me

Grayson Cooper
Grayson Cooper

5 bucks on pay day for a dick pick. But it has to be at least the neck down to 3 inches past your balls and shirtless.

Brayden Garcia
Brayden Garcia

Said the user lurking to comment on Kermits arrival.

Brody Wright
Brody Wright

Imagine if you could summon Chiri the same way?

I'm kidding, nobody wants to summon Chiri.

Andrew Rogers
Andrew Rogers

C H I R I C H I R I

Owen Nguyen
Owen Nguyen

Hell yeah I'd whore my dick out to some gay boi for 5 dollars

That's like 2 32oz of Bud Ice

Nolan Hall
Nolan Hall

.

That was like 3 hours

Jose Wood
Jose Wood

The contract is made.
Though pay pal is not an option as it has my name on it.

Cooper Martin
Cooper Martin

I have a daki and it really helps

John Myers
John Myers

post it ! :3

Adam Morris
Adam Morris

I've done a lot of selfies, even more so when I am drunk, I was probably drunk, and that was the occasion.

oh, i had no intent of doing that.

I would summon a chiri, you seem to get me more than others.

Nolan Morris
Nolan Morris

well its a bit too late for that now isnt it !!
how is your night going ?

Charles Ortiz
Charles Ortiz

Your summoning privileges have been revoked.

Nathaniel Wright
Nathaniel Wright

Going to head out for the night.
Might be back if I jerk off in time before work.

Jose Fisher
Jose Fisher

it is well, I got off work at 2200, and now watching machining videos and drinking not your fathers mountain dew, it's like a mountain dew, but it's alcoholed.

but we have so much in common.

Caleb Perry
Caleb Perry

Demi, Anonimity, Danny, Scout, Serpentor and Mister 47 are back.

William Lopez
William Lopez

Maybe you'll get off quicker if you imagine a facehugger from Aliens mistaking your rectum for your mouth and sliding its alien ovipostor inside you, laying an egg in what it thought would be your chest cavity, then it runs away and you shit out the egg and you're fine, despite being a little worse for wear.

Adam Diaz
Adam Diaz

welcome to the land of no work
machining vids
sounds like fun !!

and also
that sounds like a bad drink but if you like it !!!! thats good.

Eli Powell
Eli Powell

Whew sorry everyone, lost track of time.

I wish the same for you, Squash.
Not being able to shower or flush the toilet isn't exactly a fun experience.

That's good at least! I'll probably be heading to bed soon myself. My sleep cycle is starting to wane, need to get it back on track before I'm too far gone.

Alright word.

Yeep

Good to hear, soto.

Believe me, I have better things to do than to lurk around here. I just a very have a passive way of keeping an eye on things.

I mean I AM a pretty big deal after all. I can't blame them.

Is it sad that I only remember 3 of those people?

Hey there Mr.Eastwood!

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

watching keith fenner now, he does good work.
it's like mountain dew, and I love me some mountain dew, used to mix vodka with it, but mountain ale is a good sit back and have a few drinks type of thing, not, get hammered off just a few.

I got a new gaming desktop.

Nathan Gray
Nathan Gray

it's just a blank one...

Gavin Price
Gavin Price

Anonimity
Anonymity posted in our threads ages ago to do some weird dickwaving thing where he tried to say he was the CEO of some multimillion dollar tech company and that Alice should beg him for money or something equally bizarre.

Liam Roberts
Liam Roberts

Nevermind. Phone died.

That is not hot in the slightest.

Just use a bucket or a bag.

Robert Thomas
Robert Thomas

so i got that one trump book. and this other book called dark matter, and a book about ebola

Julian Hughes
Julian Hughes

Good on you two.

Christopher Davis
Christopher Davis

i have no idea who keith fenner is but OKAY !

im not a fan of alcohol but
if youre enjoying it !!
thats good. :3

you should get a cute anime boy/girl on it sometime !!

Jace Brooks
Jace Brooks

I'm trying to figure out if this is a shitpost or not.

Kevin Lewis
Kevin Lewis

he was the CEO of some multimillion dollar tech company

You didn't believe him- ...Right?

Jacob Gutierrez
Jacob Gutierrez

its not

Anthony Foster
Anthony Foster

Wait. Is that the book you were trying to get me to buy you?

Caleb Phillips
Caleb Phillips

which one

William Moore
William Moore

Nevermind.

Michael Perez
Michael Perez

Payday is in the morning, but I can't log into the payroll.

Justin Parker
Justin Parker

oh, now I'm watching electroboom.

Kevin White
Kevin White

whats electroboom ?

Cameron Reyes
Cameron Reyes

No one really believed anything he said, yet he persisted in the weird self-fellatio thing where it was autism fights between him and Alice over who's helped more people and/or more successful.

It was utterly bizarre to watch.

Turbo shitposting then.

Ryder Bailey
Ryder Bailey

To be fair there are a lot of those kinds of fights.
People become "enemies" even if it's pedantic.

Daniel Ramirez
Daniel Ramirez

3 more than ninety-nine percent of this crowd. What's this business about traps and some fella named yan I've heard about?

Isaiah Price
Isaiah Price

I DONT MIND POSTS LIKE THAT BUT CAN YOU PLEASE SPOILER TAG IT

Hudson Campbell
Hudson Campbell

I never understood that specific type of fight, though.

The ones where every belligerent is just making up shit about themselves in the most transparent way and just yelling about how their made up tragic backstory/success was better than the other guys.

Angel Butler
Angel Butler

ty sqonsh

Logan Jackson
Logan Jackson

I miss them

Gavin White
Gavin White

Probably because most of us are honestly boring as shit and try to seem bigger than we are here to compensate.

Also I got medication for my mood shit.

Ayden Foster
Ayden Foster

I forgot we were playing cuck souls 2

Jonathan Perry
Jonathan Perry

the person who made the post in the picture not who you guys were talking about

Christopher Russell
Christopher Russell

yea but weed makes me waaaaay too lazy for that anyways

Grayson Rogers
Grayson Rogers

Yeah. I'm dead on weekdays and season 8 on LoL started so I was doing that.
Hit me up this weekend and lets at LEAST get to the bastille.

Weed does nothing for me.
Snuffles tried to get me high but it didn't happen.

Noah Robinson
Noah Robinson

he's magnificent

Jason Martinez
Jason Martinez

alright my dude
I'll DM you because it sounds much more suggestive

Nolan Ramirez
Nolan Ramirez

honestly the only time most people here talk shit is to get laughs, and i like to think we have pretty good personalities here because it's almost certainly not true when applied to major consensus

yea im not a dumbass, i remember your experiences with pot, and that it didn't work for you, i'm just saying that it makes me too lazy too be fuzzy about small dumb things

honestly the only time most people here talk shit is to get laughs, and i like to think we have pretty good personalities here because it's almost certainly not true when applied to major consensus

Zachary Carter
Zachary Carter

Sorry

Gabriel Sullivan
Gabriel Sullivan

oops wrong pic

Michael Sanchez
Michael Sanchez

no idea why that part posted twice

weird

Nolan Reyes
Nolan Reyes

oh ! this guy. i've seen some of his stuff

Luis Hernandez
Luis Hernandez

How lascivious.

Weed is a sin though.

Colton Garcia
Colton Garcia

show me where in the bible it tells me not to smoke weed and i will beliebe you

Jose Stewart
Jose Stewart

Anonymity was the QB poster who rarely had a name. The post was him, same as the person we're talking about.

None of us were, are, or ever will be of any noteworthiness. But it more just baffles me the people that seem so afraid to accept that and instead rely on self delusions on autofellatio.

Nathaniel Gomez
Nathaniel Gomez

ooh big words

Isaiah Cruz
Isaiah Cruz

"don smonk" - Jesus 9:11

Thomas Brooks
Thomas Brooks

bullshit crazy person or not, that is a good post

Jaxson Roberts
Jaxson Roberts

self delusions on autofellatio.
*or

Isaac Ortiz
Isaac Ortiz

im calling bullshit

Juan Martinez
Juan Martinez

yeah, he's pretty legit.

Oliver Rodriguez
Oliver Rodriguez

I don't know. Cato works for NASA.

But yeah. I kind of wish I didn't get into so many fights and shit. It's all petty idiocy and I had my hand in it for way too long.

It matches my penis.

John Gutierrez
John Gutierrez

if you were a dog
what kind of dog would you be

Alexander Cook
Alexander Cook

German Shep.

Anyhow I'm going to boogie on off to work.
Later, tards.

Parker Young
Parker Young

ive not seen you around here before have i ?

Adrian Walker
Adrian Walker

is it weird that this makes my mouth water?

Henry Anderson
Henry Anderson

I am the quintessential retard

Lucas Bell
Lucas Bell

He's pursuing a Master's; the Johnson Space Center shit was (under)paid interships.

That's still not exactly noteworthy. I'm not discrediting him or saying that isn't something worth pursuing, just that it's still a type of "among the crowd" type shit where it falls squarely within average, nothing extraordinary or unreasonable to assume someone does.

Brody Smith
Brody Smith

can confirm

tak is indeed the retardest

Brayden Lopez
Brayden Lopez

I feel like we spoke a few months ago, I seem to keep going on hiatus.

Bentley Martin
Bentley Martin

ouch
I thought we were acquaintances on good terms with one another

Easton Garcia
Easton Garcia

i've been here since....

late october ?
yeah. since late october.

Nicholas Harris
Nicholas Harris

i think what he's trying to say is we are all inane, boring people that can relate to each other, but in an even more douchebag way than that

Adam Bailey
Adam Bailey

Because nobody in the animefagging threads believed anything stupid like a pasty twenty-something dogmongler was a demure female burn victim- Or something like believing that a joke craigslist article was totally serious (and then launch into a diatribe on masculinity over it).

Nah, that would just be autistic.

Cooper Gutierrez
Cooper Gutierrez

or that some gangly awkward little kid was a psychologists specializing in weird social behaviors

Hunter Perry
Hunter Perry

I AM THE GOLF GOD

Nathan Ward
Nathan Ward

yep, I think I was here when you first showed up, or within a day or two, I don't know why I haven't been spending more time here like I used to.

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

yo should come by more often !

Brandon Miller
Brandon Miller

I'm lost

Nicholas Butler
Nicholas Butler

liliana is new and grids doesnt come by a lot

William Murphy
William Murphy

find your way around

Charles Collins
Charles Collins

Ayy lmao.

Nicholas Fisher
Nicholas Fisher

I used to be a full time poster, then, I got stuck on a ship, and after that, the constant posting was hard to pick back up.

Isaac Wilson
Isaac Wilson

no I got that part
I was talking about this

Austin Sanchez
Austin Sanchez

bottom one is for tsuchi the top link was directed at Dallas for pretending to be a shrink when they were new

Hunter Myers
Hunter Myers

my dad just came in and i showed him my body pillow and he kissed it on the mouth

it is tuff to get into posting often
i get that

Juan James
Juan James

PRO TECT

Gavin Reed
Gavin Reed

that actually helped me make sense of it
thanks man

Angel Peterson
Angel Peterson

wow, im clarifying on previous posts i made successfully, improvement at last

Jace Anderson
Jace Anderson

I used to be so good at posting, then life got busy and stayed that way.

Evan Anderson
Evan Anderson

pro poster: grids. online.

Connor Diaz
Connor Diaz

I used to actively post in 4 or more threads at a time back in the 4chan days, I used to lurk in even more, and i read every post on every thread, everyones conversations, always.

Leo Rodriguez
Leo Rodriguez

Come on if you think you're hard enough!

Robert Diaz
Robert Diaz

holy wow
i dont think i could ever do that

its hard enough keeping up with this one...

Grayson Watson
Grayson Watson

I feel that same way now.

Cooper Peterson
Cooper Peterson

well atleast youre here now !

Julian Brown
Julian Brown

yep, I am infact here now.

Dominic Adams
Dominic Adams

i like these gun gals
good piccies

Adam Williams
Adam Williams

I got more on my phone, I'm posting from a new desktop now so I just started a new folder of them.

William Gutierrez
William Gutierrez

when i had to switch my folder from one HDD to the other i got lazy and now i hardly ever post pics ;-;

Joseph Sanchez
Joseph Sanchez

just started pulling them off of my phone, I might sort them later.

Ayden Sanders
Ayden Sanders

Ooof
my brother laid the smackdown on me today '

Camden Mitchell
Camden Mitchell

hey
lemme smash

Eli Ward
Eli Ward

no ron, go find becky.

hey bard man!

Ryder Turner
Ryder Turner

im not making a new thread someone else do it

Jace Parker
Jace Parker

hihi gridswhatsup?

Cooper Thompson
Cooper Thompson

just going to school and working part time at dunhams, and I got a gaming desktop now, and a mechanical keyboard.

Ethan Cooper
Ethan Cooper

squiddy
more like
kissy

Jordan Allen
Jordan Allen

I don't kiss though

Joshua Sanders
Joshua Sanders

is discord down?

Lincoln Wood
Lincoln Wood

He's lying he kissed me yesterday

Asher Cooper
Asher Cooper

id kiss you
you wouldnt have to do anything you could just sit there

n o p e just u

Austin Thompson
Austin Thompson

*thinking*
that's gay though

Jose Bailey
Jose Bailey

duh

William Gray
William Gray

this is a no gay zone
don't be gay

Mason King
Mason King

Hello friends!

How are you all?

Colton Smith
Colton Smith

mmmmmwah

Cooper Clark
Cooper Clark

gay
delet

Jonathan Gray
Jonathan Gray

How are you doin, aussie?

Kevin Bailey
Kevin Bailey

Gay, that WAS the answer.

Isaiah Turner
Isaiah Turner

then you should have no problem with receiving smooches :3

Adrian Wright
Adrian Wright

Can someone drill a hole in my cranium and let the demons out?

Logan Gomez
Logan Gomez

youre gonna have to talk to a specialist for that one and i don't believe anyone who is awake right now has the qualifications.

check a different thread maybe ?

Daniel Ortiz
Daniel Ortiz

That doesn't mean you instantly want the sex from every guy though.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
No, then where would we imprison them?

Alexander Long
Alexander Long

s*x is bad and not what im trying to do

i just wanna give u a smonch >.>

Chase Lee
Chase Lee

Welp, I'm gonna grab more juice and lay back down.

Drat.

Thanks anyway.

Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

hope ya feel better soon alexandra.

Cameron Lopez
Cameron Lopez

You're bad and not what I'm trying to do.

Leo Adams
Leo Adams

-_-

Jayden Hill
Jayden Hill

FINE geez I GUESS I can fuck you
hi bardo

Gabriel Gray
Gabriel Gray

ew no

mwah

Andrew Howard
Andrew Howard

too late

Julian Myers
Julian Myers

aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Eli Young
Eli Young

hai haigood morning squody

Joshua Nelson
Joshua Nelson

Good morning, Bard.

Xavier Smith
Xavier Smith

Also, is the user that suggest me Darling in the FranXX here this morning?

Liam Green
Liam Green

haaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Hey nerd, what's up?

Oliver Nelson
Oliver Nelson

Ok, ok, I see what's happening here
You're face to face with greatness, and it's strange
You don't even know how you feel
It's adorable!

Zachary Cooper
Zachary Cooper

Demi, Scout and of course Danny. How could I forget the guy I share an urban dictionary definition with?
urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Tripfag Circlejerk

As for traps and yan, it seems some folks have taken creative liberties with my past without thinking to consult or even tell me. I had a discussion with Katz about it all earlier.

Tales that are largely untrue and mostly exaggerated, I'm sure you're familiar with how it goes.

Samuel Carter
Samuel Carter

ay where the gay sex at?

Jeremiah Gonzalez
Jeremiah Gonzalez

Well, it's nice to see that humans never change

Thomas Johnson
Thomas Johnson

see

Matthew Jackson
Matthew Jackson

see

Nathan Martin
Nathan Martin

see

Adrian White
Adrian White

c

Bentley Flores
Bentley Flores

you tell me

Easton Parker
Easton Parker

Well that's not true. Some of them become communists and lose their human status.

Dylan Rogers
Dylan Rogers

I've always wanted to go for a ride in a helicopter

How are you this mornin spec?
I'm awful sore myself

Nathaniel Kelly
Nathaniel Kelly

The first ride 's free.

I'm tired...
Had yourself a good romp recently, that why?

Hunter Cruz
Hunter Cruz

yah and its gonna be good to sleep once I get the chance but I'm lucky enough to not work tomorrow so I dont wanna waste these free hours : /

and why are YOU tired hmm?

Noah Kelly
Noah Kelly

That feel... so... what are you doing right now to make good use of it?

Haven't slept in a while.

Brandon Green
Brandon Green

i wanna muscle girl to crush my skull

Nicholas Ramirez
Nicholas Ramirez

watching the new Mel Gibson Joe Rogan Experience Episode
honestly its no worth it ; /

go to bed stinky neet

Charles Barnes
Charles Barnes

Same.

Well then what's plan B?

Nah, I have to be up in a few hours anyway.

Kevin Cruz
Kevin Cruz

PLan uhhhhhhhhhhhhh.'b'?

Noah Lee
Noah Lee

Thanks for tying him up Spec, I'll take it from here

Ayden Hernandez
Ayden Hernandez

He's all yours then.

Camden Butler
Camden Butler

tfw always getting ganged up on ;~:

Aaron Gutierrez
Aaron Gutierrez

you're always getting gang-something'd alright

Joseph Hughes
Joseph Hughes

mfw i interact with you/spectre

Robert Sanders
Robert Sanders

This picture reminds me of Bard sometimes.

Adam Martin
Adam Martin

oh and also

Jaxson Diaz
Jaxson Diaz

it's comforting to know that no matter what I'm going through You'll understand how I feel ; ~ ~ :

Isaiah Stewart
Isaiah Stewart

s-so who hurt you as a child ;w;

Brayden Williams
Brayden Williams

tfw you'll never hurt bard

Camden Nelson
Camden Nelson

actually its easier than you'd think....

Daniel Sanchez
Daniel Sanchez

I dunno, I think I had it pretty good.
You?

Xavier Collins
Xavier Collins

same actuallly

Brayden Wood
Brayden Wood

Poor you...

Brandon Myers
Brandon Myers

i guess you know whatt theys ay about birds of afeather

Ryan Harris
Ryan Harris

Hey, I think this anime opens with something like that.

Mason Phillips
Mason Phillips

bard confirmed for soft

Asher Sanchez
Asher Sanchez

this is the most bonding moment I've had in the past month of being here..................

Nathan Gonzalez
Nathan Gonzalez

leave me alome I'm just in touch with my sensitive side

Alexander Cruz
Alexander Cruz

bard confirmed for huge fag

Samuel Peterson
Samuel Peterson

You may have won the battle

but war?

War never changes

Jackson Jenkins
Jackson Jenkins

Sad...

Jayden Bennett
Jayden Bennett

T--thank you for interacting with me tonight

Cameron Clark
Cameron Clark

Wanna do it again tomorrow?

Jose Evans
Jose Evans

I would like nothing better

David Martin
David Martin

Kay.
Also here's a song, it's p good.
youtube.com/watch?v=ORYQKGxO65I

Gavin Hill
Gavin Hill

I'm up for that you got anything else?

I've been pretty stale for a while

Ethan Campbell
Ethan Campbell

Squiddy you ever play this? We had an American version that was prettyfun

Robert Ross
Robert Ross

youtube.com/watch?v=GWeZgoDG994

Easton Gonzalez
Easton Gonzalez

have you ever used Tomoko as an avatar before?

Kevin Bell
Kevin Bell

Nope.

Blake Hernandez
Blake Hernandez

i think she'd fit you a little mroe than she'd fit me

Owen Long
Owen Long

...I can't tell if that's an insult or not.

Jackson Wilson
Jackson Wilson

nenwnenenwnewne NEW

Cameron Miller
Cameron Miller

Aww I'm just being playful but also I'm socially retarded

Adam Perry
Adam Perry

Same. Go to NuThread.

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